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[quote author=GLACIERZ!]@Joshua

i still dont expect u to keep standing on ur ego so high. . .u didnt bite? ok, u made thorough research, from previous pages and recycled lines?

Yh, Minds think similar. . . but not to the same and exact words coming out frm each mind.

Just an advice though, never bite. . .those who started like u, have all quit. . .cos they dont think to spit fresh lines!

Learn to bring new concepts like u said. . .thats all for now

@Thunder watitdo bro? . . .and abt Ibi, and Mik talk about 'trip' sef, lol. i envy die. . .na dem travel pass[/quote]Lol . . . I never told you guys anything about me touring maps na.
It's my an@l escapades with his wife that I'm spilling the beans about na

Chuka hahaha . . . Mikuz vs Ibime rematch. . . go be sell-out oh. Chai!!!

Promoters go use am hammer mehn!!

Sh1t!! It's going to get me!!

SniperInADiaper: I have different ringtones for different people.. Helps me to know which calls I can avoid

hehehe . . .

macklef: seriously d list is well compounded.... like who else who u put on dat list.. duncan mighty shuld b there 2, even flavour.

I swear you are refering to under rated artistes!

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]Ho! Ho!! been long i spat on here. .

okay. . .lets do shìt!!

ur virgin bïtch would play cosy/i'l say 'baby'. . . she'l say poke me/so Deflowering ur girl. . .will make things to stay rosy!/

screen ur raps/and see tha fact. . .am beating yall and Mik ure last(lol!)/If am paid to electrocute u. . . i'l be killing yall free of charge!/

so nigga stop trying/. . with ur botch rhyming/. . .cos i step in ur home and its a 'dash' . . .like long hyphens/

am the Hulk here/so these niggas all fear. . .listenin' to my barz till their drums tear/
they try spit? Like an 'Algerian city' . . . what we hear frm the crowd is. . 'All-Jeers'!/

with blades i chop tha big chaps/so they scared, when they see me. . .they pop a mean fart/
ok, little 'piano lessons' . . .on this 'note'. . .i'l drop a 'Gee-Flat'!/

if niggas slate ur work/saying u should change or stop/
u should stay in provinces of sheep, nigga. . .u'ld b in a state of 'flòcks'!/

Oh Lord. . .all ye punks will b craving a low cut/. . .if u dnt begin to buy me doughnuts/
while u should go on a hunger strike, or u'l b gettin' shots in ur stomach!!/[/quote]I like this . . .

Faze,Jaywon and African china shouldn't be on that list!

[quote author=GLACIERZ!]wt. . .oh fúck me. . . NL is rocking hot!!

Mikuz, sick lines u've been dropping overtime. good Job!

as for Prince, i never knew the level of ur ''allegedly'' acclaimed dõpeness.. hot barz u got mehn!

I gotta keep ma eyes on this site[/quote]Where have you been? Drop somethin' bro . . .

Fvck!! Joshua . . You're too damn generic . . no creativity. Those are over used concepts mahn.

Joshuabase: So I'm battling this newbie on fb ...so What do you think of ma verse,please be explicitly honest.I can handle the truth
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I'm a damn-god/
Throwing punches at random/
The almighty jiu jitsu phantom/
So when my "thigh-land" on his jaw,we'll see the faq racing
to "BANGKOK"!!!!/ (Thailand)
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A general has nothing to do with bloody-civillians/
nor a lion with ugly-reptillians/
Cause they call me "mean",when I ride around in ma
"range" just to oppress the "MEDIANS"!!!!/ .
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Time's golden for gold-watches/
So clearly your hope-crushes/
Your lame-ness,no-crutches/
'Cause even if you "placed 'crack' between your fingers"
you still wouldn't deliver "D0PE-PUNCHES"!!!!/ .
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So call this your "invalidation"/
When I spit lines that invoke re-animation/
And if I sense this "G-Eye-Jo",I'll let the "rise of my
cobras" abolish all his thoughts of "RETALIATION"!!!!/
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Hostile is the take-over/
"Sport" is the range-rover/
So call this "payback in chess" 'cause when I hand you
the "cheque-mate" . . . . . .you bet the "GAME'S-
OVER"!!!!!!/

Post your opponents' verse.

DEADLINEZ: mik thats a funny murk/you just dragged ibime the jester to share holders n made him a laughing stock.....tongue out

lol . . I just buried him alive. He can't beat that . . .

Prince great rap!
Lol at the Cavani comment. So you too dey listen to wetin those kids dey talk about biting?

Rappers run for their lives and swiftly shift to gear/ when I'm hitting negros here/
. . I dish delicious flows . . but Ibime will only make Soul food . . unless its eateries in Korea!/

This man is crap,dumb and nuts. ./
accusing me of technical faults . . when you mis-pronounce and force ya stuffs/
. . cos not too long ago . . we saw you do Kolarov as Call her off!/

I'm number one in the roster/ ya days in FFR surely is over/
You claim ya reign was flawless . . when you played Bored though with Bordeaux . . you corny imposter!/

I splash oil money like refinery workers/ living in Ivory towers/
. . but before I storm his hood . . he best change base . . like doing a sum with binary numbers!/

They know this bloke is clever/ . .thrilling the crowd on shows with steppers/
I fingered his wife once . . but licking a hoe is better . . / cos even the Turks know that the s3x etiquette of his 'Boos as poor' as homeless beggars!/

My main men strike ya crew/ cos we don't tolerate outdated guys like you/
. . The fans give me more cheers . . plus ask 'Issa' . . my drops are rated 'Higher too'!/

I smear this phucking villian/ got love from Italy . . they connect with ma drops in Milan/
. . My bars crush Ibi . . cos Mik Mills . . like Robert William!/

Using thunder claps/ Im sure to bruise this thoughtless cat/ cos I spew hooks with monster raps. ./
claiming he balls like CONCACAF . . but he could be among the Eagles squad who went to S.A . . and still wouldnt Conquer Caf!/

Im the new wave that sweeps through ya area/ my punches bring you anaemia/
. . we sick and tired of you boring us with ya abroad movements . . this is the umptheenth time you telling us about ya trips to Jamaica!!/

I rock fine designers/ my style is flyer/
. . cos if you check IAAF rankings. . you'd see Im topping the diamond league . . so no surprise I shine with ciphers!/

My speech essential/
he got no swag of his own . . en dey borrow pose . . hes got a thing with rentals/
I've laid so many PH damsels . . even the coach of the state's female club . . can bet on my flints with Rivers angels!/

I got ma acts in the building intact/ cos Im fully in charge/
. . but he cant go no longer go more than three syllabus . . so perusing the fact . . will reveal that Ibime is losing his spark!/

. . lets even look in the stats/ last time I made a fool of the chap/
. . I ate the obesed mofo like egg rolls . . that voters called it 'chewing the fat'!!/

Now you saying that you got cash to floss/ so cheap guys could dash you props/
. . till I leave you crashed with rocks . . and have surgeons discover 'stones in ya bladder' . . Vesical calculus!/

Im splitting you up/ you should retire fvuck the writtens you pop. ./
Pot bellied bull dog . . plumpy as Bleep . . you've never had a b1tch tripping . . even Wozniaki . . wouldn't consider giving you love!/

Nice one. . . Make I finish this match.

Thought as much - Your presence around here na huge inspiration itself oh. I pray you stick around this time. Textceeing in NL is now something else. Everywhere just dry!

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I'm coming out for guys/ as I'm bursting rounds from nines/
I chase Ibime with glo sim cards . . now hes running out of lines!!/

I belittle cats with rhymes/ and scribble raps to shine/
Its been ages since his raps 'awed' us . . some say he has 'even' past his 'prime'!/

My romances leave his 'Boo caressed' . . like dates in Romania/
Plus I'm like Nairobi . . I make whips to Cain ya/
. . but if you act silly . . I'll toss a hammer . . 'Ta hit E' . . like the sovereign state in Oceania!/

You too frail to match ma frees. . / cos I'm best in placing bars to beast/
. . being a lord of his urine . . would be the only time Ibi will ever make a master piece!/

I'm one stylish head/ whose punchlines rip vets/ when I'm unwinding texts/
I kill him with ma swatch watch . . and make his doctor claim his demise was an un-time-ly death!/

My d1cks eternal/ my goal in life is to fvvck any chick I meet with an@l/
. . I man cities cos I'm a baller . . while Ibime 'Man-none' . . like his the goalie who keeps for Arsenal!!/

Ibi's wh0r3 is demented/
she must have prolly tested/ positive for Hiv . .
Cos she keeps relationship with all his pals . . she even sucks his best friend/
. . so like 'Joleon' . . any time she approaches me and says 'Lets court' . . I tell her I'm just not interested!!/

See E . . I type the highest/ drive ya wife mad . . even without a ride with licence/
I skip the S . . bring an L . . N come back to put E in SIL-E-NCE!!/

Ibime: This is the most WOW line we have heard on Nairaland in a hot minute

Yeah . . Oya drop na!

mailmalc: @Mikuz
Good job dude

Waoh . . . Thanks bro. Where 've you been na?

Lwkm

[quote author=Mynd_44]Jazzman gave 5 million[/quote]Lwkm . . Baba D gave 3.5

Is this a joke or what? Azadus 2.5 mil?

Ya link's not working!

Ibime: CONTINUE NIGGA!!!

Na lie oh . . A quick 16 - I continue . . . Deal?

Let's do this . . .
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It all started two weeks back . . precisely. . /
I was at Uniport's World bank library . . /
My study was serious/
. . was reading for a test a visiting lecturer promised to give us/
The scene was typical . . with the trappings of library movements/
silent and filled with serious minded students/
some look nervous and tension soaked/
while others wore confidence gazing at their handwritten lecture notes/
I like silence . . but I could be a good noise freak/
cos I love engaging with loud arguments with ma football peeps/
Periodically . . I could distract myself to be able to just digest/ some of what I've read/
cos the contents in my note can leave any student bored to death!/
It seemed every line I read centered on Insolvency. . / Debts,liquidation,bankruptcy . . Oh Lord's Mercy . . /
. . With all that one could think Carlos Slim's wealth aint worth one Bentley. . !/
I raised ma head as a heard the librarian interrogating a guy . . who wasn't finding it easy to speak/
. . and this was when I saw this charming and elegantly dressed pretty chick!/
her steps got me truely awed/
as I couldn't blink as she walked through the door/
She was fair like the mermaids that made ancient sailors wreck/
. . their ships againt great ice-bergs/
Omotola got hips . . but I like this one a bit better/
2face said her beauty could change his scenery . . but for me this beauty can change a theatre/
Her shape was sumtious . . he gait was flawless/
With her endownment . . I concluded that she was a goddess/
My eyes abrutly got litted/
moment she started moving to where I was sitted/
This chick was so lovely dressed . . the jean she wore was clear dark blue/
I couldn't see her feet . . cos the tables and chair obstructed ma view/
but with the way she wound her waist . . it was rather a fact/
. . that she cat-walked better than a cat/
Everyone got their books before their eyes/
with an exception of all the guys/
she was one hell of a stunning cutie/
so no real man would take his gaze off this beauty . . /
I closed my eyes and said a prayer . . not minding if it mattered/
but when I opened my eyes . . . the prayer was answered/
she must have heard God direct her to me . . cos in no time/
she decided to take a seat adjacent to mine/
I took time once more to perused her looks/
. . as she sat and opened her books/
My mind drifted from the test and ma preparation/
To hell with it . . Ill make up for it during examination/
cos it could take another lifetime to re-meet this kinda creation!/
Her elegance was a profound pride/
she had an oval face and she was brown eyed/
her skin was light . . and her nose was kinda round sized/
Her small mouth fitted with her face . . this lady was a rare being/
And the colour of her lipstick matched her fair skin/
On her head there was an attachment there/
Later I got to find out it was called Brazilian hair/
So many voices in my head saying "approach her . . You should thank your star"/
"If she says yes . . where is the money you'd use to take care of her?"/
The other says " Don't do it, shes not your class"/
. . and "shes too expensive . . she'd dry up your a$s!/
plus "You'd fall ya hands dating her . . shes bigger than you . . times two"/
. . ." can't you see the way shes looking at you . . she doesn't like you!"/
The voices kept on . . giving me all pieces of notions/
By this time my head was in real commotion/
I didn't know where I got the courage from . . I just popped up like shells/
. . I had an adrenaline rush from ma adrenal gland to my cells/
their effect was felt abrutly. ./
cos a need for me to take action came up suddenly . . !/
My eyes opened wider/
. . and my mouth moistured with saliva/
My hair stood still like they were a bit apart/
and they took the resemblance of a forest to a creature like an ant/
. . I do not like approaching a chick just like that . . Not that kinda fella/
without anything bringing us together . . /
but on this memorable occassion . . it goes without mention/
I was going to make an exception!!/

. . . To be continued.

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Ma raps are sober/
. . but that doesn't go to say I if you test . . I won't slash ya shoulder/
You getting smoked alive . . cos I'm no longer playing with you Black cats . . like Gyan Asamoah!/

I get props from Lag to Doha. . / cos I'm old in the game like the ark of Noah/
I'm going dirty with y'll . . so it's about 'to get Messy' . . like tryna sign the winger from Barcelona!/

I groom döpe heads who batter/ plus I train upcomers . . coach 'em like Rafa/
. . You claim you blaze with triggers . . when you can't handle the 9 . . Joseph Akpala!!/

You don't sound hard and tight/ plus you need to be told how wack you write/
. . free-kick specialist . . I take dead balls to bring the crowd back to life!/

First of all . . ya crew rap generic . . you dropping what these guys have heard . . / saying you drugs and fly like birds/
but see . . my team's work rate is second to none . . cos our attackers are prolific on the final third!!/

You very bleak - I'm classy . . . / million dollar boy . . check the chicks I carry . . /
You claiming Uni graduate . . but if we ask ya course mates . . we go hear "Na Poly" . . like Edinson Cavani!!/

. . You aint got anything big to offer/ ya career will creep and suffer/
Dash ya pillow into a storage device . . and make ya dreams 'hit the buffer'!/

You seek for cover . ./ with every speech I utter/ . .
. . when I assemble my Ak . . niggers do 'Cruyff turns' . . and switch directions . . like a skill in soccer!!/

I administer lines to slay . . / so you get killed soon . . so it's now time to pray . . /
cos I drop left handed punches . . and beat niggas right away . .!/

I strangle a geek/ till he finds it harder and harder to breath/
. . so for any rapper approaching . . ma bicycle kicks . . will leave spokes trapped in his ribs!!/

I'm known for chatising corpers/ . . . and striking ballers/
. . with my angle shots . . the linesman should tell you that yo end is by the corner . . !!/

Ma puns blast and smear/ I fight titans you dumb rappers fear/
. . skillful dribbler . . ma step overs . . make ma markers just stand and stare!/

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Make I go u d update/ so take d informat/
. . Im new in town . . because of u I relocate/
I no care even if na Kano state/
. . today today ur house number I must to locate/
cos u dey distabilize my brain with ur low waist/
If I b FG I go give ur constituency d highest allocate/
. . u go kill me . . see as ur yansh just dey rotate/
Come closer make we relate . . . 4 ma room we go pop moet/
I get money to waste/ check ma back pocket . . na dollars I dey collate/
I go take u to my people . . even if my bro hate/
. . anywhere u go . . na so I go dey follow . . even if u no bathe/
If popsy warn me . . I swear I go abrogate/
Ur frontside dey make ma heartbeat dislocate/ nd ur backside sweet me pass chocolate/
I go soon snap am . . use am as wallpaper 4 my windows 8 . . /
Ur pics dey make omo boys masturbate/
Take anything u want . . If na ma kidneys I go donate/
Na so we go dey go . . no time to wait/ no stopping 4 road . . even if na toll gate/
. . cos na dose hips dey make ma oga rise like bromate/
because of u . . Other girls I don isolate/
Na u be ma main chick . . I don delete Vivian and Rosekate!/

Ema prince: @mikuz
heard u lost a battle in fb through some biased voters....good verse up there!

hehe how you take hear am?

Ibime: Welcome back.

This is what we need to read on NL for enjoyment and inspiration

Yes oh. Anything for the boys?

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I'm more than a man/ the hot ciphers I raise could burn out a clan/
. . . a lover of violence . . ma Call of Duty . . put Brothers in Arms!/
Mik is great and handsome/ my plan is to blank you fakes at random/
. . carelessly leave y'll behind . . 'gäy abandon'!/
It's a fact that I'm raw/ I rap what addicts adore/
. . I'm 'Donovan' . . I leave ya as$ on the floor . . soon as the punch 'Land-on' ya jaw!!/
Rappers put what they flow in reverse/ when I'm loading a tec/
I grip a bloke's spinal cord . . If I feel he aint holding his nerve!/
The rhymes you babble is weak/ whoever asked you to speak/
I'm pacy . . cos when I 'hit the ground running' . . even Yohan Blake . . couldn't handle the speed!/
I crack you sicklers/ ma force make wack dudes shiver/
Plus my ammo fracture bones . . ask 'Efe' . . ma 'Arm-bruise' niggers!/
I'm the bomb . . tick tick I boom/ ma verses? haters see it and zoom/
. . . but contenders who bring beef to 'Da fur' . . will get ripped in 'Khartoum'!/
I write ill . . I'm sick/ but you pen typings that irk/
. . when ma bars leave you locked put . . Ya peeps will come for 'Bail' . . like Real Madrid!/
I'm damn smoking/ Achebe of Rap? . . everywhere on the net . . hard vets know him/
Netcees who claim futuristic get . . 'sent aback' . . Jan Vertonghen!!/
. . . While I keep flossing papers/ you still there posing a fùcking hater/
. . The stunts from ma Windows 8 are the main event . . while yours are the 'curtain raiser'!!/
see,I pound dawgs/ so you getting murked cos to me you sound nuts/
Rap police . . these rhymes put you behind counter . . for posing as king with a crown cork!/
Our raps devour/ so they better tell Fb niggas there's no way they glad's outclassing ours/
. . cos when we 'pull the plug' . . you'll see they lines lacking power!!!/
. . We bring jaw breaking drops/ tech this pistol that . . but they've been caught blazing glocks/
. . NL textcees 'hold all the aces' . . while they just playing WHOT!!/
All they got are weak touts and nerds/ who can't dig thick sounds and mets/
. . . If they try to go head to head with us . . Our flows will breathe down they neck!!!/
. . . they crude spits fall hands/ . . stupíd orphans/
they can't hold us . . cos they could whoop 'Leon' in a fight . . and they still won't beat 'Us,mahn'!/

Joshuabase: @6ixpaq
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I sever the FRONTAL-LOBES/
of reDUNDANT-BLOKES/ and GUTTER-FOLKS/
with horiZONTAL-STROKES/
and THUNDER-BOLTS/
'cause "gods" never battle with MORTAL-FOES!!!/
There's no fun killing-with-guns/
so its "portal-closed"*
when i shove y0ur daughter's-clothes*
down y0ur "longer-throat"*
and have y0u SPEAKING-IN-THONGS!!!!!/
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see i'm the best-with-the-scythe/
so quit testing-my-might,/
or y0u'll need a new spleen*
when i draw up "daily regret rosters" and make 6ixpaq "rue-teens"*
for the rest-of-his-life!!!!/~routines
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So i'm forever "behind these hard-core bars" like a life sentence!/
but i curse you to be "subject to predica(te)ments",. . . Now that's your LIFE-SENTENCE!!/
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So he better bow to greatness. . . Or fall a lesser-victim/
and if he claiming "tough"? . . . . I'll have him know i've gutted FIERCER-CHICKENS!!!!/
that should be enough death for one day

Lovely . . .