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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:21am On May 10, 2013
KillaVerse: Nairaland will never change,no wonder they whuped the so called king anyhow on insignia...lol
Lets not mind what the nuccas speaking/ cos anything he spew is deceiving/
. . . he didn't sign up for Insignia . . for the fear of being brutally beaten!/
This homeless minion/ lack posts with wisdom/
I wonder how he ll cope with Jamb . . with his woeful diction!/
He couldn't afford to mess with hindus/ what a pesky recluse/
. . he became a drop out . . cos his pops used his tuition for more pressing issues!/
He deserves ta get his @ss slammed in the gutter/ for being unable to put syllable raps in good order/
cos he can't write a sentence devoid of a grammatical blunder!/
He shoulda been told ta try upgrading his texts/ before looking start a debate with a vet/
cos we know he stayed clear from the topical to avoid disgracing himself!/
Killaverse now wanna resort to lies/ after how many days awol . . this kid ought to die/
he left NL . . . the topicals chased him . . since he didn't know what to write!/
This b@stard is dull/ little wonder he spits wack bars in brawls/
. . so its no surprise . . while he was making battle requests . . nobody answered his call!/
His drops are nothing/ . . . puns? appalling/
. . how many netcees can he stand? cos we know Nosa or Glacies will surely murk him/ since hes famous for forcing multies!/
. . . confusing the rules/ and polluting with bulls/
so this case is closed . . no more exchange of words . . with the product of a community school!/
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod):
KillaVerse: Nairaland will never change,no wonder they whuped the so called king anyhow on insignia...lol
Why didn't you sign up for the tourney? Scared of being trashed . . .?
Na people like una dey fall this country hands. Your parents won't help matters instead! Send your wards to quality schools dem no go gree. Take a second look at what you just typed above. When those Indian guys started postulating that Nigerians can't write/comprehend BASIC English I couldn't help but get ashamed on your behalf. Read your books una na go gree; instead na to spend unlimited hours, wasting your time on 2go and whatsapp!! You see yourself? Killaverse you're a proof that Nigerian schools produce blockheads!! How was your jamb result?
The day you drop a topical or battle a real netcee, thats when I'll start taking you serious.
Have you stopped begging Ibime for battle? Keep kneeling!!! Or are you tired of begging? Men do what boys can only dream of. What Mikuz does with ease is what Killaverse dreams to do. Mikuz has arguably battled the best in the game and he doesn't care if he loses or wins, so long as ITS JUST FOR FUN!! Killaverse, if you think I rate you over Rap maestro or Dj then you better start thinking twice! You're doing all these because I refused to battle you; but I wonder how I'd manage to accept your callout when you do not know what do write in a topical or draft a monoflow( I wonder if you know what that means). Keep jumping from site to site begging for battles!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:18pm On May 09, 2013
Ibime no go kill me. . . grin grin grin
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 12:02pm On May 09, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!]Loooooooooooool. . . . .Mikuz ooooo hahaha, and about the wordplay, it never crossed my mind . . .. 'Mailman' cool[/quote]. . like Pakistan . . terrorist acts connected to Islam-are-bad/
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 10:09pm On May 08, 2013
chocckidd: mikuz o...u too
LOL . . .Who no like better thing . . . ?
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 6:27pm On May 08, 2013
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Thanks mikuz, I saw your comment.[/quote]I got your back bro . . . fire on!!
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 6:03pm On May 08, 2013
LOL . . .

www.maziomenuko. that's all.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:59pm On May 08, 2013
. . . hes looking for something better than a palace attendant!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 5:51pm On May 08, 2013
Ibime: Some ninjas use words that do not convey their message just to make a multi or monoflow

You have better mastery of language and employ more precise choice of words than Mikuz aka "Minister without portfolio"
See who's talking . . . Laurient Gbagbo . . . like you get better mono-flows.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 5:25pm On May 08, 2013
The site layout is great . . .
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by mikuz(mod): 5:05pm On May 08, 2013
TriLah: yes yes yoh. wadup peepz
Welcome bro . . .
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 4:38pm On May 08, 2013
mencade5: private Jet, drop me here.
*taps him*
Its time to wake up bro . . .
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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:29pm On May 08, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!]@DBR. . .pls d wordplays i dont see em. . .help me
I mean decipher please[/quote]Mailman . . a wordplay for male child . . . cheesy
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:25pm On May 08, 2013
TriLah: Let me try the first/ and see wether i'll be gud to tie the vet/ i leave em headless when i crash my bars on em and leave vultures spying them/ i bring the flows yet like avatar bring water from a drying well/ leave em thirstful for more but they'll die with death/I'll decapitate them like i'm a vamp that's Mauling dem/ my bars are badder than hungry wolf packs that's gud at howling, mehn/ y'all should leave rap to me, cos its like armless beggar saying he's bowling well
Line spacing will help you alot.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:23pm On May 08, 2013
The bulk of Dbr's topical was telling us about a woman looking for a male issue.
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 4:19pm On May 08, 2013
[quote author=GLACIERZ!]1st Try

My Anger fumes/yall wont matter soon/
sharply burst niggas. . .pinpr¡cks to fat balloons/
see a mass thats groomed/
with plants that bloom/
i sweep d ladies off dia feet. . .since i gat ma broom/
and their fathers doomed/after the blast that boomed!/
sons wailed. .wen lyk comics dads went a fast kaboom!/
give fatal wounds/to bastard goons/fearless lyk Vampires to do it in d after noon/
batter goons/if get their arms. . .i'l rather prune/cos dey looking fishy. . .Alabaster Spoons!/
mono flow. . .keep this thread spinning more than looms
master runes/to magically spit wat rappers croon/
so watch me elude Cats. . .Jerry in dat cartoon/
laughter gat da room/
as i 'bring ya house down' buh d Maga gloom/
i do it as green-eyed demon dressed in a Mac marooned!/[/quote]Nice . . . You can now monoflow! Great!!
Rap Battles › Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mikuz(mod): 3:57pm On May 08, 2013
Date : 23 April 2013
Against : Philrated
Length : 20 lines
Result : Win


I teach him an old lesson/ when I castrate this broke felon/
. . I spray him with guns made from 'Warsaw' . . just to kill him with a 'Pole' weapon!!/

so it's just lucid and clear/ that Ill bully him here/
cos if he doesn't know about Mik . . Ill punch today's paper into his organ of hearing . . just to make the news reach his ear!!/

I outshine this hazy gentile/ with crazy end rhymes/
. . . cos wearing tight face caps . . is his only hope of making headlines!!/

I'm known to brandish legend thrills/ cos I posses excess skills/
. . but check the latest RV tourney . . this demented Phil/ couldn't pass the first stage . . like rejected bills!!/

With the kinda dope lines I throw across/ even Phil knows I'm boss/
I'm a 'computer virus' to him . . cos these lines are fucking him up . . like 'Trojan whores'!!/

He ll be seeing defeat/ soon as my punches meet his teeth/
. . It's not an STD . . but SEE, PHIL IS weak!!/

So Ill be tossing lighters/ to burn this tiler/ with close to forty tyres/ for forcing cyphers/
. . cos I'm all out to make Phil-lament . . like I was constructing conducting wires!!/

I'm simply the sickest guy/ cos I spit the illest lines/
Hes ranked among the top 5 on here . . but if he tries to go toe-to-toe with me . . Ill slit his left thigh!!/

While I'm scripting real sweet bars/ hes spitting weak fillers/
so he has nothing more to give . . cos I make Phil-loss-offers . . like witty free thinkers!!/

I punch below the belt to rip his laps/

. . So lets now speak with facts/ I kill with mags/ and kill with mags/
. . this gay bitch is wack . ./ cos a peer at his timeline . . his most favourite words invite gays to kiss his @ss!!/
Rap Battles › Re: My Catalogue Of FB Fights by mikuz(mod): 3:28pm On May 08, 2013
Chuka I just wanna keep record of my brawls on FB. For future references or so . . .
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 10:35am On May 08, 2013
Fourcade: Sonia is that You? angry
Hehehe
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 8:50am On May 08, 2013
Martowskin: MAZI av been wondering abt somtin, can u write outside sex-capades? will like to c ur literature without sex actions. If u can, den am speechless cos I can't write outside commedy, I want to knw if its normal for a writer to av a single writing face.
Mazi Omenuko can definately write outside the s3x thing. He is that versatile!

And Yes oh . . . the sèx-capes started becoming drab and boring to me sef. It was just like I was reading a particular scene over and over again. I had to go on a sèx scene skipping spree. grin
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 8:06pm On May 07, 2013
gluv01: So you followed and didn't comment since. huh
All these silent followers ehn...Especially the ladies undecided
Hehehehehe...don't do backyard runs later o grin
I have not added any baby fat so better watch out coz am sexy and I know it cheesy
@bolded : False perception in 3D!
Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(mod): 8:21am On May 07, 2013
Chuka close the Mikuz vs Glaciers thread. Its due.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by mikuz(m): 8:07am On May 07, 2013
Mazi thanks a million!

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