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[quote author=e-Iceberg]16 SHOTS AT STONE NIGGA!!!

u 'firestone'? u NIGGA LAME,& u FRAMING A SWEETER NAME dat is beta dan d BIGGER NAME/'Mr Flintstone'doesnt make u luk EITHER SANE or a gud rapper, so t's useless if hia,u AIMIN FOR BIGGA FAME!/

call him 'poor vendor'cz its punches dis BROTHER LACKS,buh lyk 'american footballers' he can come wit HUT ATTACKS/,yet he aint GAT WAT AH GAT,cz i cld slash his back into 4 den we rili see a 'QUATER BACK'!/(hot)

even ya 'current-flows' are getting no torrent-'volts' lyk jittery ATHLETES FEEL JERKY ABOUT POLES/(vaults)
&aint stil 'attractive' lyk MAGNETS REPELING AT SOUTH POLES,u'l tink i brng u puNches as small villages wen ma 'ARM LETS' DESCENDIN FAT BOUTS, YO!/(hamlet)

hey 'd!!ck' FFUCK-UR-RAP, culd CUT UR 'CAP'&av ur folks wailing, left wit 'OH-FIRESTONE'/ BERG gat u castrated? prolly cz 'ure below him&machos are rare',so u cldnt GO-'HIRE'-BROS/(higher)

YO NONSENSE OAF, i throw a 'back flip'&a thud on ur head, get balanced den u assume UR STUNTED' GROWTH/
wen it comes to lyricals am sure dis B!TCH LOVES NOTHING BUH 'PHUCK YA CLONE',wat heck! wen i remain 'ontop' lyk SWITCH OFF BUTTONS TO NOKIA FONES/

listen nxt tym dnt rant-ya-mouth, aint sayin u'l b an 'underwear' buh
icld make u pace&'pant'-about/&prolly u fagg-around dats y u dnt
'come straight' sure . .aint gat-ah-doubt/

u rap-gud? nah! buh seems dis lad-cool wen he faggs-nud(e)!/ 4 him it aint bad-too, i'l pay 4 u since its 'owe' u cap-fool/(o. .CAP'O')

ure 'last' buh hu u be-'first'? wetin u see-sef? fool, u copy my lines
be wen we hear u 'beat'-em/(bit)
respect wen u sight me,cz u'l knw u've SEEN A GEE, HE'S MYTHICAL
MEHN!/&if hiphop was an exam i'l b its '1st 3answers' am 'B-A-D' IN
LYRICALS DAMN!/[/quote]

[quote author=e-Iceberg]16 SHOTS AT STONE NIGGA!!!

u 'firestone'? u NIGGA LAME,& u FRAMING A SWEETER NAME dat is beta dan d BIGGER NAME/'Mr Flintstone'doesnt make u luk EITHER SANE or a gud rapper, so t's useless if hia,u AIMIN FOR BIGGA FAME!/

call him 'poor vendor'cz its punches dis BROTHER LACKS,buh lyk 'american footballers' he can come wit HUT ATTACKS/,yet he aint GAT WAT AH GAT,cz i cld slash his back into 4 den we rili see a 'QUATER BACK'!/(hot)

even ya 'current-flows' are getting no torrent-'volts' lyk jittery ATHLETES FEEL JERKY ABOUT POLES/(vaults)
&aint stil 'attractive' lyk MAGNETS REPELING AT SOUTH POLES,u'l tink i brng u puNches as small villages wen ma 'ARM LETS' DESCENDIN FAT BOUTS, YO!/(hamlet)

hey 'd!!ck' FFUCK-UR-RAP, culd CUT UR 'CAP'&av ur folks wailing, left wit 'OH-FIRESTONE'/ BERG gat u castrated? prolly cz 'ure below him&machos are rare',so u cldnt GO-'HIRE'-BROS/(higher)

YO NONSENSE OAF, i throw a 'back flip'&a thud on ur head, get balanced den u assume UR STUNTED' GROWTH/
wen it comes to lyricals am sure dis B!TCH LOVES NOTHING BUH 'PHUCK YA CLONE',wat heck! wen i remain 'ontop' lyk SWITCH OFF BUTTONS TO NOKIA FONES/

listen nxt tym dnt rant-ya-mouth, aint sayin u'l b an 'underwear' buh
icld make u pace&'pant'-about/&prolly u fagg-around dats y u dnt
'come straight' sure . .aint gat-ah-doubt/

u rap-gud? nah! buh seems dis lad-cool wen he faggs-nud(e)!/ 4 him it aint bad-too, i'l pay 4 u since its 'owe' u cap-fool/(o. .CAP'O')

ure 'last' buh hu u be-'first'? wetin u see-sef? fool, u copy my lines
be wen we hear u 'beat'-em/(bit)
respect wen u sight me,cz u'l knw u've SEEN A GEE, HE'S MYTHICAL
MEHN!/&if hiphop was an exam i'l b its '1st 3answers' am 'B-A-D' IN
LYRICALS DAMN!/[/quote]

I prefer Davido.

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Rapmaestro Vs Darksmoke : Who Got It (II)


Criteria/ Rules :
Rhymes
Similies/ Metaphors
Punches
Creativity
Punchlines
Vocab
Wordplay and
Flow


No biting
No unnecessary comments
8 bars/ 16 lines each
Deadline : Friday 11th January 2013

siddoggg: AH LoTta rEcYcLeD/BiTteN iShes...smH

Bros how far?

murphysmallz: Mikuz no verdx 4 me and sleakid?

I'm giving my verd on the deadline day.

ijebabe: Hi Mikuz, did you get me report? You didn't unspam the thread yet

Didn't see your report.

Who Got It? Capo-Firestone Vs e-Iceberg


Criteria/ Rules :
Rhymes
Similies/ Metaphors
Punches
Creativity
Punchlines
Vocab
Wordplay and
Flow


No biting
No unnecessary comments
8 bars/ 16 lines each
Deadline : Thursday 10th January 2013

I got necrophobia !

Blaqbones you just wasted those sick lines on a chronic/serial biter.
Hes been busted. You prolly aint gonna see him on here any longer.

^^
Arrange your lines . . .
See . .

I rhyme with the force of sea waves/ cos I'm apparently just a sick case/
No 'albums' . . I put ma cassette in a blender . . so best believe this brother 'mix-tapes'!/

Rappers get murdered for daring/ . . you don't wanna fight whenever the smooth talker is penning/
cos my 'headphones' would hang the motherphucker and end him/
Phuck 'ear-peace' . . I bring war to your organ of hearing!/

Ya lyrics are just stale/ so his ish will sure fail/
You might be a Yahoo Yahoo guy . . but you'll never be a hotmale/

It's a penalty when I give hard knocks/
My arm long enough to punch a rapper from an 18 feet distance . . call it a 6-yard box!/

My lines shine and dazzle/ been around the globe,my tight hooks travel/
I'm 'Ashley' . . so fresh on the 'Mic' like 'New castles'!!!/

I'm a clever ace/ known to vex wack fakes/ with expert ways/
Aint an expatrait . . but if I retire from battling . . I'll start exhibiting ex-spar-traits!!/
His impromptu bars/ have shown us hes not a star/
he could rise to James . . but still won't be up to Par!/
My raps rip off his gats/ cos I spit the kinda flow that keeps hurting cats/ but the lyrics/ he types from his PC/ . . .
. . . apparently is 'off the Mark'!/
He'll be dead when I spur on attack/ I'm an ethereal spitter/
I choke him to death with 'grains' of rice . . call me a 'cereal' killer!/
This guy an imperial nigger/ thats why hes typing robust/
but you wacks copy ya styles from the dead . . . You end up 'biting the dust!/

[quote author=e-Iceberg]MIKUZ! front page of what??[/quote]Lol

KillaVerse: I am a retired textee who just joined NL,I appreciate top vets who has been keeping us entertained...but my complain is that NL is not disciplined enough
because the likes of BAMOR should be warned!!! does this place look like a PLAYGROUND to him?
Pls BAMOR should be WARNED!

He has already been warned.

I fear failure.

Please let's have your complaints here . . .

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ILLScripts: Pls to the respected NL ninjas...b4 dropping lines,..I dnt Want BAYSKI's comment on dz thread afta lines been dropped!...twas sentiments and Dickrides that made me Quit rap battles b4...thanks Respect to da real ninjas,MIKUZ,OJOAWO,DJ5NAIRA,IBIME,PHANTOM,SLEAKID,BERG and Others...I cant mention all the names

I don't think you should be battling him in the first place. There are better responsible ninjas to brawl with.

https://www.nairaland.com/1153004/road-fame-murphysmallz-vs-sleakid

Sorry mate. No vex abeg.

^^
Did it myself cos I want to see that threads from this section get to the frontpage.
Murphy and Sleak make una no fall my hand; Make this battle tight so we can see it in the frontpage. It's about that time rappers/netcees from Nairaland get known.
Lets go . . .

Oh
Just felt I should do it . . .

https://www.nairaland.com/1153004/road-fame-murphysmallz-vs-sleakid

Of course ladies and gents, this battle promises to be one of the tightest this year. I can bet my bottom dollars on that.
No doubt the Sleakid biting scandal has turned the netcee into a more matured and responsible rapper. I surely believe he would want to use this battle to clear his name and prove to pundits that the biting incident was a path he shouldn't have followed. With lines like : ". . . Quickly HIT-THIS-FAGG then SPLIT-HIS-BACK leaving him in rows(rose) lyk he fell on flowers . . . "/
" . . . wen i TEAR-YA-SCROTUM,
Twill sure make yah 'balls roll' lyk we 'bowling'/ . . . "/
I'm sure the ninja is eager to get himself back on track. I call him the ladies man.


Well Murphysmallz is not really known by many. Sleakid is obviously above him in the pecking order so far NL battle section is concerned,but I don't think that this man wants to consider that. I'm sure Murphy would come so hard that we'll believe that the biting scandal was not a fluke. I'm sure he'll wanna use this battle to move up the ladder,seeing that we don't know him that much in contrast to Sleakid.
" . . . Ill chase u outta WARDZ(words) like scared nurses . . . "
With a good similey like that would Murphysmallz be able to pack enough punches/similies to dispatch Sleak?
This thread would do nothing but answer that.
Without much ado, I bring you Murphysmallz Vs Sleakid : The Road To Fame

Criteria/ Rules :
Rhymes
Similies/ Metaphors
Punches
Creativity
Punchlines
Vocab
Wordplay and
Flow


No biting
No unnecessary comments
8 bars/ 16 lines each
Deadline : Wednesday 9th January 2013

[quote author=CAPO-FIRESTONE].sleak am new here o.dnt knw hw tinx are done here....Hmmmmmm[/quote]Do a freestyle at the Flow for Rank thread.

sleakid: The barny say she see my lines for nairaland she come fall in love with me.. Then she enter facebook, search me till she get my digits.. Since den she's been on my nerves mehn.. Ion really give a ffuck bout girls i aint gon straff coz she aint a b.y representa..

Khimwhite?

murphysmallz: Make una create thread 4 me and sleakid o senior adminz

has he accepted?