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sleakid: WORD

You should even be honoured I called you wack, cos you worse than wack!
Your own wahala goes beyond being just a lame netcee. Your lyrical lameness spans from bashful illiteracy to ignoble bitting!!!

Chineke !!!


From hence all wack verses would be deleted and the owner would get a ban.
So if you have a wack/lame verse,better not post it here! You are strictly adviced to keep it to yourself.


Signed
Mikuz (moderator)

Ibime - Maestro

My favourite :
". . . posing with a vehicle/ never been in 'Tha-car' . . even if you go to Senegal . . . !"/


Mad joint! I've had the jam on replay like since 7 am today.
The delivery was on point. He rode on the beat with perfect ease!!
The hook was a fitting summary for the song.

"When I be on the mike yo/ best believe I'm a maestro/
I rock the beat with a tight flow/
Y'll rappers get left-out like Taiyo Taiwo!/"

Dj5naira,Mistaswag, Sleakid,Nud3-flows,Ojo et al. You'll should get this track: It's a perfect prescription for your wackness. I swear!!


Where's Jamez3d?

amblors: Wetin olamide and Ice dey rap?

LOL

Ibime upload the track in another site.

sleakid: Top of the oustanding battles.. Pls click.. Its a most watch www.nairaland.com/1151148/ojoawo-vs-dhanny-lets-settle/1#13792061

Person wey see you dey carry am for head like this go think say you never do am before.

Shame on the both of you. What a disgrace!

[quote author=Nude-flows]Too many wack dudes here..n even wen they drop dope ish u'll lera find out its a biten line. Smh. . .[/quote]LMAO

mistaswag: check call-out thread

Ojo is on it . . .

ILLScripts: Ok,ILLscripts z Back! Where the Heck z Mikuz I Have a Gift for u...*winkz*

It won't take me more than 20 minutes to bury you alive. If you like run to Pharoah Islands and back.

[quote author=Nsidibe Fred ]ijo oh..................................................................

auu money money mmoney
burn it up re re re re re/ ya all gonna burn it
fire burn dam wey na w1 war
money money money (money)wa
burn it up back then black were monkey
go on top black em burn white down
choose ya pen
penpenpenpen..........
oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

join em bitch
use ya time 4et abt da flowers

still ya girl HEROINE~POPPET(NSIDIBE)[/quote]You're female?

LOL . . .
The guy dey swear!

Rap maestro: yo' khim,9ce one too,bt watz wit u and ojoawo naah

Ojo dey beef her husband.

[quote author=Nude-flows]Mikuz iz 1/won 'hell of a 'loosed wack fowl/2 u ya lines seem tough, but 2 me?u just a screwed rantin cow/m nat a type dat 'wrestle! kidx but cause m in 'mmood' imma 'smack u down n get u pissed/i rhyme 'though' n i also gat 'sound barx' so learn from this n of-course bow down/u never seize 2 'crack ma ribx' wit ya borin 'flows', cz y ma 'system' keepx 'runnin in gigx' ya brain keeps 'stammerin in bitx'/ah swallow 'coke' very often lik a 'drink' n use da energy-gained in bangin ya bitchx 'solid' cclitx/mikuz or meek-'ooze'? Ah guess da 'latter' cause in ya lines?ah 'smell' wackness dat can never be 'matched even in 90fitx/feet..if i were u ah would HIT/HEAT ma chickx-chin n 'plug'off her teeth lik a 'switched current' 'pulled on' 2 increase a deadly power beam/[/quote]I can't read anything here . . . and If I try na na headache be that. I don't have time for mediocrity this year. You'll get my ripostes when you start penning with line spacing.

khimwhyte: oh so i said it right? Oya defend him

LOL . . .
And I can sample a couple of them from ya boyfriend too. You know.

ijebabe: Err, im not the mod of this section.

Mikuz and Lalaboi should help with that soon

You can still do it.

We should have a seperate freestyle thread for wacks. I'm sick and tired of reading wack lines. Na new year be this. One shouldn't start it up with reading lame and boring verses.

khimwhyte: wat about THEM BE MORE (demi moore) dat was worplayed by ojoawo

WTF!!
The ninja never said that. You just witch hunting.

hehehehe . . .

Ballon D'or and Ball on D'oor like seriously . . . ?
Some minnions need to just quit rap . . .

dj5naira: jealous? he should cut off his testicles and place his Ball-on D'oor!/

Wackest wordplay of the year so far goes to 5naira.

[quote author=Nude-flows]wtf.. Mikuz datx just 2 much 4 little ill-script/ya lines seem ddope bt datx cause u typin 4 a sick-kid/u tryna 'form' dope,bt ya 'name' aint on da big-screen/u had bera shut ya thumb cause to me?u dont seem fit/so even if u 'swallow' dozenx of ill-scripts,it will only make u dizzy lik u took sleepin-pills/i mean no disrespect,but if u 'cross' ma path??imma crush u lik a jinzed-pig/n yea b4 i forget!! I was told u rule this district/hahaha..no wonder u gat lota wack-kidx/well, me aint gat p wit you/ewe cz lik a 'domestic animal' imma 'tame' u 4 ma own use/u feelin upset?ah guess datx cz u gat ur mind feedin on nonsense/hey mayne!! Even if u gat ya 'ccock' fixed 2 a 'chickx ttit/teeth u still wont cum first/cz while m busy feelin 'hip'? U're der feedin on sshit/
. . . . . . . . . . .[/quote]Quick one . . .


Yeah . . Nud3 is another sly fake/ he lacks the wits to offer tight tapes/
like a disrupted queue . . his whole verse lacks proper line breaks!/

I'm the numero uno/ dudes know/ but Nudé flows . . is average and too slow/
hes just wack . . cos like a 'Japanese form of wrestling' . . he a 'Jew-though'!/

I'm a well respected sire/ and hes just a wretched liar/
so Ill electrocute 'Nudè flows' with an 'unclad current' from a 'näked wire'!/

Ya punches don't land like twenty acres/
So you get crippled when I'm maiming haters/
Phuck 'match points' . . I give more 'thigh breaks' than tennis players!/

I please the audience with the drops I'm pooing/ while you in ya locker fooling/
You could perform ya house chores on a rooftop . . and you still won't be 'up and doing'!/

I rhyme colder than poetry books in the north pole/
but you couldn't 'spit well' . . even if you 'drool a bore-hole'!/

So no need to ask/
You never go hard when exposing ya raps/
but they say I always 'come first' . . like wankíng the opposite of last!/

[quote author=KAST¡EL-K¡LLz]okay! Ready 4 ma first battle down here -open c!o - d fact that u accept dont mean I'LL battle u - - ama chuz who ah want -- aiii[/quote]Drop a freestyle at the flow for rank thread,lets see if you're wack or dope.

Duncan Daniels,Jahdel.

Khim I've dropped.

I spit lines that puncture and scar/ so Khim would be brutally beaten moment I drop all ma bars/
cos she would jump from frying pan to fire . . when I take potshots at her!/

She loves scùmbags/ cos even as Sleakid is bland . . she still likes his botched-up raps/
so like smashing candles . . she's always having a crush on 'wacks'!!/

I go raw on quacks/ so I'm keeping this whor3 at tension/
She could be an 'artist at ease' . . but she still won't 'draw attention'!/

When I show my pump action/ she'll be the first to be shot/
I could nail a dress to her brains . . and she still won't head to the top!/

The lines she types is rubbish/ she still wouldn't win here even if I write with dumb frees/
so it's only right that I X (ex) Kim like Chris Humphries!/

She spitting so wrong/ she's just average . . what a little glow worm/
Of every guy she meets . . she might suck a couple of 'em . . but still won't blossom!/
(blow some)

I phrase with no frills/ aces know this/ but this fakes unnoticed/
cos her b00bs are dry . . she like newborn babies . . no 'teeths'!/

I target my aim while I'm stretching arrows/ but she shoots wide . . she's barely narrow/
I just killed her with a farm implement . . cos like Harry Potter . . I weild deathly harrows!!/

Dhany110: U b fool, werey

This is a warning.

3Blac: Am i now free to ba2? since mikuz said i shud drop a freestyl

I scarcely read lines that don't have line breaks/spacing. Please arrange your raps.
Ojoawa can create the thread for you guys.

ILLScripts: Biko,wetin I do Mikuz?...are u looking for trouble or u actually got issues with me?...or u Wanna flex muscles? Pls reply,xo I knw wat to do! Make I type for u sharp sharp

You wan die . . . ?

Ichie of rap



I'm just speaking the fact/ but Illscripts is wack/
hes last verse shows the drugs lyrics he lacks/
so like a bundle of nerve fibres . . he better bleeping re-tract!/
I'm ontop of him . . and the fellas under/
I put him beneath my wings cos I'm an imperial brother/
You claim sick but nobody 'quotes you' like 'putting the letter in an inverted comma'!!/

You not sick . . You only got a ghastly ailment/
The landlord . . I'm why you bastärds pay rents/
You can't boast of Ill scripts . . unless you feature in a movie . . acting as a patient!/

Lets truthfully be fair/ you think if you quitting we care?/
This nigga needs to 'shot up' . . like 'shooting in the air'!/

Hes just a blind leading the blind/ nothing unique about the lyrics he bind/
looking for sickly thoughts . . the only time you seeking the mind!!/
(sick in the mind)

I spit python big raps/ while you write for weak chaps/
You couldn't 'pass' us with ya quotes . . even if you place ya lines on speech marks('')!/

I X mere geeks/ turn 'em to fresh dead meats/
so you better be 'gone' . . before I make ya people 'sob' like an SMG!/

In battle you'll be like an ant and I the elephant/ cos in FFR you irrelevant/
but online my lines matter . . cos I'm e relevant!/

You get crippled with shots/ when I slip through my thoughts/
You could sell sim cards in a pharmacy . . and ya lines still won't be drugs!!/

You wordplay like a phucking tout/ I guess you lack the knowledge of what dope3ness be all about/
You'd only 'dinasour' . . If ya eattery was on the clouds!!/

[quote author=Nude-flows]We need a doc o[/quote]Who and who?