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alaoeri: The guy wan introduce ice prince into cocaine business.

lol

freecocoa: So the song is for only yoruba people or what?

or an afrobeat fan.

swtchicgurl: *referee gives mikuz red card!*

red card for where? You've started seeing things. *gives her a dirty slap*

lalaosky: Homar gives the ball to the brillaint bin who lays it to el guapo who is lookin confused having been clubless for so long...he magically pases the ball to lalaosky who does a cristiano ronaldo step overs to liv vicky, bado, switchgurl in a trance...jes as he z about to unleash a heavy shot pass big vajaina, boobsqee uses her milk refinenary to dislocate his buccal cavity...lalaosky z injured!...mikuz signals for the refree to take him off...bushy anus reaplaces him and lalaosky rushes str8 to the intrenet.logs in on BET365 and bets a whooping 10,000 2go credits on to top dustbin gbagbo's head to score a scintillatin hat trick pass this hapless and clueless fake female team
bin, bin, bin...how many wey i call ur name...no try make loose this bet...na last hope of recharging my etisalat line for the free 15MB

who is this please? Are you ok? Me wey go play 90 mins. *gives him a hot slap inside the pitch*

A pinpoint cross from mikuz from the far left . . .but bin failed to get to the end of it. What a cross!

Wetin you wan use am do?

BlackPikiN: This is outright rubbish. Just give me one naija musician with correct lyrics.

If the lyrics are so poor, what will you say of wizkid lyrics, which I rate so poor except for the beats.
E be like say u dey smoke shi/t. Nonsense!!

go and listen to songs from sound sultan,asa,2face and Banky w.

born2fuck: Mobolowo won
Why me ft wande coal
Pere-ft donjaZzy,wande coal
Booty girl
Olivertwist
Suddenly
Close to you


These are the song, this one truly yato in nonsense way, I have been a dbanj fan for years! Maybe worst ever

you forgot tongolo!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Abeg abeg, I still play them o

Esp "Do me I do you" [/quote]you are not alone on this one.

In Nigeria human lives are cheaper than peanuts. Smh

Lol

bayooooooo: Infact on a second thought, I rate the music worse than the worst. The lyrical content is empty and uninspiring, delivery below average, style outdated, flow is zero. Even despite being on the front page, the reception has been overwhelmingly discouraging.

I am not advocating or proposing that they should become Psquare part 2. I just want them to pick certain traits of success that have worked for the leader. If you must sing a love song, the delivery must appeal to emotion. That's the golden rule. That's lacking in this crap of a thing uploaded on Youtube. Yori Yori was successful not as a result of a superb lyrical content but simply that it spoke to emotion. IMO, the group can't go far.

bro you just spoke my mind. The lyrics in this song can make one puke. Ahhh!

DBR: Not been here in ages!
Yet ma name keeps poppin up, wow.
And oh, ibime still gloating over a 2nd round victory.
A round i said im not in to win b4 it started?(FACT). .bwahaha!!
But has an after thot "reason" why he lost to d 1 hit wonder Streetwise, claimin' sun tannin on d beach?(EXCUSE)
Way to go son!!

And Mikuz, im so impressed by how much u'v grown.
Just browsed thru the thread e'rone has stepd up tho
but Mikuz, u stand out from d rest. kudos.
Y'all keep dropin 'em barz tho.
Mayb eventually i'll find time and get motivated to pen...someday

oNe

oNe

[quote author=tosinaded@]9ice Signs New Record Label Deal, Fights To Rekindle Career

Arant Nonsense! some one dropped a double classic album that sold out, and u re talking about "Fights to rekindle career"

Oshi oda[/quote]sold out for where ? Where did you get your stats from? Even in your own rating can you compare those two albums to the gongo aso album? How many of the tracks in those albums would you compare to classics like gongo aso,photocopy,wedding day and street credibility? Dont bring sentiments into this abeg.

BREAKING NEWS: The 2012
gulder ultimate search is
scheduled 2 hold in
damaturu, yobe state...
Contestant wil be looking 4
BOKO HARAM leader.
Prize#1 billion, hurry up 4
ur form now, no dull urself,
i bliv u hav wot it takes ,
na im mak me snd u dis
info.

A married man died before
having sex with his wife.
The wife then cuts his dìck
embalms it and fixed it on
the wall. Each night she
went
to the wall to... satisfy
herself. One day her
neighbor found out! Then
he
made a hole in d
wall,removed d man's dìck
and put his dìck instead,
waiting for the lady. The
lady came with a knife, cuts
the dìck and said darling we
are moving to a new house!

An Man and his Son went
on a camping trip. They
setup their tent and fell
asleep in it.
Hours later, the man woke
his Son up and asked;
Look up to the sky and tell
me what you see?.
The Boy replied;
I see a million stars.
The Man asked; And what
does that tell you?.
The Boy replied;
It tells me that there are
millions of galaxies and
planets.
The Man gives the Boy a
hot slap; Idi0t u, our tent
has been stolen!

A Woman accompanied
her husband to a
doctor's office for check up.
After the check up, the
doctor took the wife aside
and
said;
If you don't do the
following,
your husband will die;
1. Each morning, fix him a
healthy breakfast and send
him
off to work in a
good mood.
2. At lunch time, make him a
warm nutritious
meal and put him in a good
frame
of mind before he goes
back to
work.
3. For dinner, fix a nice
meal, don't
burden him with
household chores.
4. Have sex with him
several times
a week
and satisfy his every whim.
On the way home, the
husband
asked his wife
what the doctor told her.
She replied;
You are going to die.

Husband texts to wife on
cell..
"Hi, what r u doing Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but
types
"Sweet Heart, how can I
live without U?"
Wife: "U idi0t! I'm dying my
hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English
Language!

Soon enough . . . https://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/251913_343294325753608_198636288_n.jpg?dl=1

You aint serious!

this is no chat thread.

But for God intervention,
the renowned actor, Victor
Osuagwu would have been
long forgotten.
What would have amounted
to another tragedy was
recently averted in
Nollywood when this top
actor and comedian
narrowly escaped a ghastly
car accident.
The crash, which left the
Mbaise, Imo State-born
respected thespian with a
broken neck, occurred a
couple of weeks ago in
Calabar, the capital of
Cross Rivers State.
A reliable source who
hinted us about the
accident, disclosed that the
Uniport Theatre Art
graduate was returning
from a movie location in the
night when the vehicle
driving him was involved in
the fatal accident that left
him seriously injured.
Though, Victor, having
received treatment, gained
consciousness back but yet
to fully recover from the
shock.

http://www.nigeriafilms.com/news/18173/54/accident-victor-osuagwu-escapes-death.html

bonetalk: I renamed .Zip file to .sis file, but it displayed corrupt object, is there anyway i can change those applications to .Sis without corrupting it?

no. Use your zip manager to extract the sis file from the zip file and install.

Continue here
https://www.nairaland.com/988273/illrymz-ft-femi-kuti-teacher

See these women! Its like the both of you started following naija music from last year or aint you nigerians ?

Great song and crazy concept!!