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Deckline:
Who dashed that dude the 5 likes and 2 shares he garnered mikuz please,just drop your pen and save us your languid and lacklustre crap you call rap.

I don't rap for kids. If you got no flows or any mature contribution better step aside. I won't warn you twice.

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We ain't even battled and he's getting cocky/ till my jabs crack his ribs like Edddy Murphy/
. . every punch ll sap his energy and take this 'Paddy Power' . . like I'm buying the betting company!/

I'm who even his groupies fancy/ battling me ll ensure he's losing badly/
cos I'm on a higher shiii, so if he claims "Next Level" . . then he's campaigning for the ruling party!/

All the guns you got na toy/ better stay 'On the low' cos my glock dey comot joy/
Or I go blast you to 'Heavens gate' till your mum starts shouting "Ye ye ye o" . . . like Burna Boy!/

Paayne is a fool, the cats dyslexic/ 90 percent of his bars generic/
. . . ffuck 'panadol' . . one uppercut and I ll take Paayne out like an analgelsic!/

You lack direction/ but my bars give your girl mad erection/
And if we battle, voters know I'll lose NOT . . PDP in the last election!/

I got negros in Aiyes/ who ll drill him when they sweep through his ave/
. . but when he sees my battle verse . . you see him desert his lappy and run from A PC . . Dino Melaye!/

His best is abysmal/ beating this nerd is habitual/ his requiem ll be said in the nearest cathedral/
Cos when the punches start coming, the way he ll be taking boxes, they ll think hes snatching election materials!/

How can he be called a big gun/ when this bum forces his puns/
Been out for long . . but still got enough arsenal to 'Pump P' and it's not a club in League One!/

My tyres are in my place/ to burn this thief when I bring fire to his base/
. . but soon as I sire your disgrace, even Teni go tire for your case!/

You can't up the ante/ he might claim to finish me with strong karate/
. . but that gist ll die down . . cos my moves 'Kill yarn' . . and it's not 'Mbappe'!/

Paayne:
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okay, amma need y'al to exit the thread now, put ur pens in the air...
cos death's engineer just about stepped up in the lair,
bout to give your dead cells a repair...
wreak tears of despair...
when I spit here, it is clear...
that I'm savage with the flow..
nd ah bring carnage to this dome..
I'll kill a man in his home, if he stepped within a mile of this throne...
then ah pile up his bones...
leave em out in the sun to dry like his jokes...
man! I'm so savage.. it's what I've been told...
so ah don't need you to tell me shit, ah never said that assholes could talk..
but unlike big Shaq, bi-atch you know this man's flow is hot...
nd ma rap's the type to play you like casanovas looking to stack broken hearts...
buh cash over rap, ma swags over dap...
nd ah don't mean to walk over genres they set down for me when I say I pass over trap...
you're no match for my craft...
I'm too fast for you like Hamilton on the tracks...
you wouldn't catch up even if y'al revised all these verses in a class..

pdouble_a! I'm an icon, behold...
spitting fire worldwide, watch how I light up the globe...
spiked from the womb, like i'm some balloon..
so it's only right that I blow up, like mines on the moon..
bitches getting attracted to my verses, I'm getting pussies in triples...
see how they quick to wanna work the pole like strippers and inec officials...
lines like they're missles... fired at your piss tools..
got y'al sweating ma shiit like Davido and chefchi's food..
but it's cool..ah got every reason not to be rude..
I'm just tryna rap all my tenses. past nd present...
beat these rappers to pulp nd senseless,
take em out like vas deferens...

*drops pen
pdouble_a.

Wait

Heywhizzy:
Oga mik, make we battle.. let's do this for the culture

After I battle Paayne

Paayne:
Mehn, Bro... It's good that you even pointed it out now, cos tbh... the current mods of this section are really under performing their duties right now.
Just look at airmark for instance, that one is ready to talk and rant about football related issues for daaaaaaays!! ah mean, what the heck man!, even if you need to be active in other sections on this site, why neglect the very one you are supposed to be in charge of...?? that's just plain crap, bro. cos I don't think anyone forced the position on you, and so I don't know why anyone should be begging you to perform your obligations to this group. And if you feel like rap section is no longer the way it used to be when you were still very active here, then is it not your duty to also look for ways to revive it? Rap section died, and so the mods should die with it? airmark, pls pass on the baton of leadership to someone who is a bit more relevant to us at the moment! You and mikuz have done your bits, now it's time to relinquish your titles and move on... If rap section is dead to you, well it's not dead to the rest of us who think it can still be revived!

and as for mikuz, SMH... was he even a rapper in the first place

BAN ME FOR SAYING MY MIND!

pdouble_a.

Enter ring lets see who's a better rapper!

PunFuMonQ:
Then MonQ pays a visit.


These fools need spelling bees, really ain’t none you telling me
See-saw niggas at loggerheads, they better off felling trees
They couldn’t do nursery rhymes, they need Queen Premiers
It’s like rugby, fägs hugging balls n they team players
Y’all make a hell of a noise, I parole in a lighter manner
I bell on the boys, they poised to ring it n light ya mamas
Adopt a reading habit fools, borrow a leaf from librarian desks
I got dawgs but my tigers hunting prey, they Cyberian spesh. . .
With iPhones, what I spit on mic’ phones out the world like alien jets
Kush fücking good, mia khalifa not arabian mammarian sex
When I leave for a bit, these lowlives desecrate the thread
They forget the sniper scenes where a bullet penetrate a head
A thousand and one kills, when MonQ enumerate the dead
The throne is mine, I don’t waste time to eliminate a threat
OGs say watagwan, RichHomie like Quan, broski a young thug
It’s no beef, keep talking that büll, I’ll have ya tongues plucked

One Master.

Hehe, sweet thing.

Wacksters having a field day.

This PunFu guy is killing shiiiii on here!

justflow1:
I am not bothered in anyway, it depends on your definition of "mislead"

Where is your source? When did the FG say that?

justflow1:
Above all, the FG made a rule late last year that, any professional body that has its equivalent in the country shall hereby be void for employment purposes within the ambiet of the country, you need to go to ICAN centres and see the alarming rate at which ACCA candidate are opting in as special candidates for ICAN...
upon 5years of been a Chartered accountant (ICAN) you will be awarded a chartered accountant of england and wales (ICEAW) and as well as CICMA (charted instituite of cost management accountants) automatically...

Bottomline:
If your motive is to remain in this country (or probably base in the UK) as a professional accountant, my brother ICAN is the best bet

Stop misleading people, where's the proof?

greatestman:
But in Nigeria, they are thesame with no superiority attached to.

ACCA has a richer course content

Paulfroshman:
If At all I didn't fall when writing, what will be cost before getting qualified

That's roughly 600 to 700k

Timekeeper:
Send me ur WhatsApp digits pls

Check your mail

Paulfroshman:
Can HND Student Apply For ACCA

Yes

Uchefame:
Thanks OP, please, how do I search for the YouTube videos or the site that I can download the materials?

Opentuition.com they've got everything you need.

greatestman:
But ICAN is more popular in Nigeria. As a lay man and little knowledge I have both ICAN and ACCA serve same purpose. Why the supermacy comparison @OP?

ACCA is actually superior, because as an ACCA member you have the opportunity of obtaining a BSc in Accounting from Oxford Brookes University, UK. That's using one stone to kill two birds.

AgamaProf:
Pls, I bought ICAN form but due to financial constraints, could not take the exam. Now, I am considering opt in for something that is global-ACCA and CFA. I think I should be thinking globally while acting locally.hope am on the right track?

Yes you are.

Rumuagholu rap sensation and one of PH finest rappers is on fire on this one. Listen to Bunkcy - Walk on water cover by Beyonce

https://my.notjustok.com/track/321855/bunkcy-walk-on-water-cover#

JigsawKillah:
I remember you, from the pools house, what's up man Blowing trees, I'd listen to your gun talks, man I would sit back, picturing a bust up, man Wanted to be like you, I know, it's bleeped up, man But the gun talks then, shit, got me obsessed Masonians, and awka made, walk with no stress With a sideboy in your jacket, I touched it once You didn't know, you were snoring, sprawled on a bench Years later, I'm all grown, and you've been dead since You'll probably be in heaven or hell, if they exist But listen man, I tried to follow your path And the result; a few friends filled with hollows, all that Dreams I had of being like you, died with them I was this close to dying with them, I ride with them Show me your friends, see I really spent time with them Did crimes with them, went out snatching dimes with them But live by the gun, die by the gun, it's street like that I wonder how you lived like that, you were like "me, I'm strapped" Flaunting your tools in front of this kid, changed my life Coupled with the violence in the street, all the days alike When I heard you got killed, my mind told me You weren't smart, you didn't ride with the right homies You probably went with a local gun, to fight police And you didn't plan, you didn't even take your time to see The best way to hit the target, I was a teen Young and dumb, and when I heard come along From a friend, we had no gun to rob But he had a dagger, and we got off un-stung It was the first, I felt immune to failures Impeccable plans, coupled with some stupid prayers Then niggas started dying, 4 out of 6 In just one mission, next took more out the clique I saw it then, the signs, telling me to quit I felt life begging me to see, every piece of it No man holds the key to his existence I tried to tell the other nigga left, he felt indifferent He got nabbed with some others, some came back Some said he got fired, some said he just laid back Waiting for his case which was never judged, I don't know But here I am, starving, for all my troubles All the money gone now, I never spent wisely Who would wanna employ a gent like me? Would've resumed, but my head's not right, can't get back at it Tales of an ex robber, and a current crack addict

@Jigs

Nice!!

Mean, the legendary FFR!!

This guy go dey responsible for cutting people slips this year wella

gottoboy:
Christmas Rhymes....

That Lively Affair/ is Finally Here/
This is Christmas, a Time of the Year/
When Christians gather, merry, Dine and they Cheer/
Foods of different Kinds will be Shared/
Slay mamas and sharp Guys are Prepared/
bottles will be popped for sure, red Wine or them Bears/
See am Finely Aware… … of the Irony Here/
How Niggas gone use em own hands to throw they Dimes in the Air/
Looking all swaggered with the designers they Wear/
Spending lavishly till the money made from their Grind Disappear/
That shit is Slightly Unfair…..
How dudes hustle all year just to Spend on Christmas/
Yall need Sense my Niggas…..
coz that tradition or mentality ought to End this Instance/
According to the scriptures he “Came to give Light/
he is a comforter, who Makes me Survive/
The King, the redeemer who Reigns in my Life/
Evil men hide, coz at the mention of his Name they will Die/
Jesus got me covered, now feeling fly like Planes in the Sky
I wanna eat Christmas delicacies so my Heart be Free/
Celebrate with the rhymes and forget my Past Histories/
To be the best I can be and kill them Bad Witches/
Christmas disco? I could sure appreciate a Sound so Sweat /
Imma dance to the rhythm, Big Sean! My moves and Bounce so Lit/
2k18 am coming, but aint with a Misfit Shoe/
Coz I got a lot of expectations, I hope my Dreams come True/
I pray to God for long life, so I’ll stay fit in This Hustle/
Plus I wanna see and make GREENS like its Mistotoe/
Middle finger to yall who been dey Fault my Flow/
When I dialed Hello from the other side, yall dey Mock the Bro/
Non of yall answered or picked my call just because am Broke/
It’s a trap, a fact my fame will POP next year, I’ll Shock my Foes/
Aint no JAZZ, Forget the genre I’ll be the new Rock n Roll/
I miss my sisters, siblings, loved once, the rest? nah! They Doubted a Nigga/
2k18 we gone come through, smooth Out of the Filter/

To be continued……….

Nice

This is great

Yongsiggz:
pls rate this...i did it for ma galfrd

*Confession*
I just can't understand what i fell now/
So sad that i can't think straight now/
Just feelin', everything is crashing/
I can feel my heart pounding/
Blood flowing faster/, than ever/
Thinkin' we not gonna last for ever/
My soul burnin like gland fever/
Darkness cloud ma thougt/all i feel is sorrow/
Feelin' so hurt/,my mind screwed, lotta things messing my thought/
Feelin there is no tomorrow/, no memories to share/
Fear cloud my mind and still blind with fear/
I Inflicted pain in you, portrayin you as a distraction/
All i did with no true intentions/,still beggin for forgivness/
I was so selfish in getting my goal/
I never played a good role/,i admit i stole your happiness/
I tried so hard in gettin' you back, buh I aint doing enough
Times and days are getting rough/,
And the storm is gettin tough/
It never rain buh it pours/.......
Memories of ours/, still on my head,
Rememberin' good days when we use to be love birds/
Buh we just here gettin vexed like angry birds/
Your words that night struck my heart like swords/
Kept on bluffin with a smile, trying not say hurtful words/
Buh i feel is that we are miles away now
For now, i don't just know what to do/.......
Everyday shedin invisible tears,knowing that i wont get you/..........

So your gf dumped you!

blessedmarshal:
your sh1t was l1t. . .

Thanks, you guys should drop too na, Dj5naira?

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