SEVERAL persons were, yesterday, injured as supporters of the two main political parties in the country, All Progressives Congress, APC, and the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, clashed near the palace of the Oba of Benin when PDP governors, led by the Chairman of the PDP Campaign Council, Governor Nyesom Wike, who were in the state to flag off the campaign of its candidate, Governor Godwin Obaseki, visited the Oba of Benin.
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/07/flag-off-of-obaseki-campaign-in-edo-gunshots-as-apc-pdp-supporters-clash-at-oba-of-benins-palace/

Still no new dooope head

Whaooo

DeadPresidents:


Happened to a friend at NTA, Mgbuoba. Had to write about that cos it's becoming an every day occurrence.

So sad bro, take heart!

DeadPresidents:


Thanks boss. It's just another day in PHC sadly.

Again? Where in PH. What happened?

This Obesemf dey blow hot like mad!!

obesemf:


Just got in the mood to body this lame b!tch


I'm too lazy to reload, I'll just hit him again with the same clips


It's been long since I battled, so this will be a tame diss 


I'm rusty, so I'm here with only hate speech and name flips 


Won't you ever change this?


Five years on, Jigsaw still on his fake deep shit


We moved on to eating good, this boy still dey take biscuits 


I got a desire to murk you, it brought me back here to spray these clips 


I'm a fukking misfit, throwing these fists to crack your young jaw


Better bow to me, never try to wage war on your god


Saw cant cut Obese, it's the wrong tool for the wrong job


Stumbled upon his faux preaching, now I'm force to put sores on saw


We know he's gay, in the midst of men he always claims he's the hardest


The day he comes out the closet I'll be waiting outside with 73 jihadist

 

I pull the strings like a guitarist, I treat gun play like an art


Put the chrome to your chest, let the bullets browse to your heart


I play my part, I'm calm enough to kill you while drinking Pepsi 


Punches leave this nigga dazed all day like narcolepsy 


I'm just here to leave saw shakey, like carpenters with Parkinson's and epilepsy 


So test me, let's see, I stroll through your town with my hood wreckers 


Who are willing to put saw down like disgruntled wood workers 


I'll record a diss song, have it play on radio the whole day


 I pay the DJ five naira 


Your fall off has been sad, while I only got finer


You know it's sad, when your bars don't get a reaction from dj5naira


Going against me, is a set up for a sick loss


Go to sleep my child, you don't want beef with the big boss 


This was easy


I'm a smart kid, I've never had a problem handling jigsaw 

Easy money






k

Hot bars!!!

DeadPresidents:
A Day in the Life of Kay.

The other day I just dropped from the drop/ and it was SARS officers licking lips and sizing me up/
They said "Look, Oga, why are you taking a drop? Let me check your phone quick!"/ Told my Driver to stop!!/
I really had a mind to make a retort but I decided to chill & watch—these fools could make a report/
So they jumped in the drop and were quick to get in comfort/
Said "we're going to search your place, storm your crib & raid your doormot"/ Fam I was starving, thing on my mind. . . was Ogbono soup in my pot!!/

Now we en-route/ they even had to open the boot/
No Biggy, but for a truth they were out for the loot!!/ On my phone, saw dude in a tinted up suit/
Them niggas mad/ asking me for information/ only reason? Because the suited dude was Caucasian!!/
Claiming I committed abominations that be hurting the nation but I was just a nigga on a way to his destination/

Truth be told for these cops. . .I got no revelations/
I wasn't a crook hiding from the law for tax evasion/
So we got to the location/ They said, "First it's your house & then you'll see the station"/
Got to be calm/ No time to fidget no pacin'/ Word to God, son, damn sure my heart was racing/

Then my door handles they were quick to start tracing/ till it was my laptop encasing they pried open to put a face in/ Had me unlock it/ because it had facial rec' auth encryption/
Against my decisions them boiz started reading descriptions with no remorse, no need for privacy invasion permissions/ You'd think they were diehard fans. . .with how long they had my mixtape on listen!!/

They searched long and hard & saw nothing incriminating/ looked in their faces. . . damn, them niggs hating like Satan!/ They stood to leave but then seemed to awaken/ Said "Oga we can't come all this way for nothing, so give us a sizeable something, we ain't here for frontin' or this rifle will start pumpin'/

Luckily for me facts is I always kept a stash/ liquid in cash/ so to make a trans' don't need to dash/ within a flash I took some paper out of the bag/ Knew what they wanted—it was all about bread right from the start/ The guap' the only way to forestall lethal attack/ you don't want to have a bullet wound exiting your back/ cos these fägs stay strapped. . .queer niggas caught in the act!!/

This is awesome

Hmm

dj5naira:
Marley Cyrus be d perfect nick for dat f.aggot stan/ cos a bitch he's actin' dogged and...
he'd be campaignin' against Naira till my fans attack the ragged man/

I swing punch to leave the pet dead/ without breakin' a sweat, yeah!/
One hit n he'd stagger 2 d left, 2 d right, 2 d front, 2 d back n then get squared/

You'd need a redeemer that'll/ save you in this arena circle/
since can't digest d beef, no need leavin' the Weaners Chapel/

I dey 'on my own' b4 d beetle come dare me/
e go want make hin people cum beg me/
Na one hand I go use take beat am cos my 'single hand deadly!'/

Hooligans in Brazil mock da beer drinker/ thru d web via Insta/
Bet hs nXt Gen would b full of winebibbers, cos no future ambitn @ present, his fiancee, ..an incessant drunkard n d Corper? A mere ricker!!!/

Like Proprietor he can't withstand/ D's strokes n his freehand/
Whip so unbearable, ...scratchin' his backside d black couldn't take it anymore, wailin' louder dan d Indomitable Lionesses against England/

No tell us u Bleep Uloma/ wen na Tobi, Olu, Udoka/
notin wey fit tell me coz a no say u enjoy fat oyinbo prick pass Busola/

The action never stops/ my fraction ever tops/ what u flashin' ever flops/
You're just too stuuupid for my likin' like dat jam wey Timaya n hin cracks con later drop/

DJ kreative n complete/ Wade issa thief im done with/
Rap isn't his callin'.... watch the pervert 'soapy' dancin' to 'ma store BEAT!'/

The gecko crazy, chei!/ in lust with yellow eighty gays/
You settle for guys while I flirt with different bae, changin' dates like Democracy day/

You don't stand a chance vs this bigwig gunner/ u pig fucker/
before you attack my fam, know I've 10 nephews from The U.S Army and 2,019 NAIJA big brothers!/

Either “ignore” my post or jus comot fo here/
if I see u for domot u're dead/ cos ifa catch u, I go “throway face” after I comot your head/

OR hit your chest with hinges/ and to end it quickly/
mutilate into many, your body parts as you R.est I.n P.ieces/

Super

This ninja is having a crush, You better work on improving your bars thats begging for help.

Ooh

So much for the nigga dissing 5naira. Was that a rap verse or he just throwing tantrums.

Jcole1985:
Strange seeing this handsome,poor fella,slim from eating grass..Brook,Lean finest!

Engage himself on my Deathrow records,his name written last...Gallows hymn to remind em

Let me tell you a little 'bout .40

a figure in mathematic

Figure of respect in street's logic

I place my order straight to buckingham palace....I order pizza from the queens dining

Rappers are prophet,right?,Im Jezebel,murder nig'ers for rhyming

Wen you think wit ur anus,I aint surprised about d brain fart

Kill niggas and their widows eat dicks in mourning,that's breakfast!

I bomb last...Who bomb first ,died first

Mikuz,what happened to Achebe of Rap?

He battled a femcee,Teddybiyasi.....And she used swords to cut through ur dome's circumference

Coogar sodomised mikuz with iron bars,straight on his ass

Not forgetting "Team Marya" pun.....Picture of Mikuz is the perfect meme for agbayas too

I would love to see Mikuz receive slugs on his ass...while doing the doggy style

WTF, This ninja is a joke!

LOL

Jcole1985:
Wadewaltz and Dj5naira just shut up!,wack doodles

Wack doodle?
Please ignore this bland cuckoo/
I make you beg for mercy when my dagger pass through you/
Watch me brutalise this HUNGRY MAN . . ffuck indomie SUPER PACK noodle/

This white liar/ ll get charred for tryna diss 5naira/
Call a mob to bring large tyres/ with flash lighters/ and ignite fire/ soon as they lay hands on 'Cole' like lignite miners!/

I mess up this dude/ cos what hes texting is poo/
Dumb mofo, he must have ironing problems if he says he got pressing issues/

Back in the day, Dj spit tight cyphers/ but it's fables you spit/ none of your lines get labelled as sick/
You ll get beaten till you're unstable and weak/
I might smash him on THOR'S DAY but my MONDAY hammer crush him in any day the week!/

Wonder why Coal is being cocky/
When he won't be as good as DJ even when he hits forty!/
We ve never seen this DJ, COPY
. . . . cos every line from DJ, EXCLUSIVE . . and it's not a naija disc jockey!/

So don't get real rocky/ before I deploy goons to lay you to waste/
. . when they locate his province, and storm COLE'S CITY . . . like invading ENUGU STATE!/

I read the written he's wrote/ nothing qualifies this nigga as dope/
After he's swift beheading, I ll drop his people a note/
. . cos he ll be decapitated at 'break neck speed' . . if we 'go at each other's throat'!/

Your girl is evil and callous/ she never fails when I invite that chick to my palace/ cos she enjoys how I ride her clit in my valance/ after she's done eating my phallus/
I slide the change towards her after payment, call that 'tipping the balance'!/

I blast this comical head/ my punch leave his optical red/
It's not 'Thorton Grhymes' . . but he ll come to a unstoppable end/
. . cos they ll send him on vacation and give J HOLIDAY as my jabs put him in hospital BED!/

This tropical weasel/ is floppy and feeble/ he ll soon get shot with an eagle/
. . posting Ibime's lines is the only time he pastes something that's lethal!/

I'm nice to the bone/ he better not test the guy on the throne/
Or I start start a violence that ll leave him with a 'massive battery' . . like Xaiomi phones!/

If this rubbish nigga/ claims a nice crib and he's ffucking richer/ I ll raid his home with forty clippers/ . . to cart every item 'Cole own' . . like a club in Bundesliga!/

This pathetic black/ will soon get murdered in a snappy attack/ for dissing Dj when he's own rapping is wack/
He got no approval, so the axe that I stack/ will split his spine in two, just to give him a 'part in the back'!/

Hoho

dj5naira:
Here a 'lean guard vs Fat Man Scoopy!'/ in the goddamn city/
I laugh n obliterate W to bits, I'm the Joker in this Batman movie/

....cos tis a 'mismatch!'/ lost then, losin' now, like a rematch/
whate'er ur team line up can't alter the outcome, its a fixed match!!/

Watch her squint, urmmm/ dis bro sucked ur sis even his dad didnt mum/
Chewed on dat pussy cos d “center fresh” like “mint gum!!”/

Lots fly o'er ur head ...bird, plane, wordplay, flicks/
last mth proved a novice that just bears a gay nick/
You never seen “A gent smit” punch with “more force” before, ...yu were “Neo” to the “maytricks!!!”/

Waltz misbehaved, now he's scattered/ like unshavened Rasta/
Gat nothin' on me, so he 'wash my dirty linen in public' as slave to his master/

You be needin' a miracle duh/ than the comeback @ ISTANBUL or.../
Your lines won't be ORIGI-nal takin' tips from d LIVERPOOL sub/

I'm tired, havin' floored the goner/ who dared the scholar/
They form two lines to clap DJ onto stage as the Champ yawns like guard of honour/

Ma nigga don suffer/ heavy tokunbo HP wey hin buy fo Marina wan fall am/
as e dey press keyboard hear d sound of hin lappy, Chi! Chi! .....La Liga topscorer/

Nice one.

I ve been busy with exams and stuff. I will squeeze out time to post on here in no time... no vex

Jcole1985:
Opalk,dis might cum as a warnin of d apocalyptic

Watch ur words and all d issues dat u pott ur lips in

Donkinno's writins are just too apocryptic,

I dont give a 4k abt fis 4kin'hoes/am like Nero,fire ragin while I play a fiddle above d city

Ur rhymes are nursery like Twinkle little stars while I got d multies ravin mad

Rapid rap attack wit surprises like dipping hands in Santa's sack

M comin wit toys to give dis kiddy/Even my shorts are bullet-proof,am a wall witout a crack

Dis nigga claim Prince of Rap,/"Hark him" dont wait for Coming to America

If it isn't Big daddy Rakeem,am takin all dis nigga's crown

"Pun in Tiv" "Expell Diction" from d colonies of Brits crown

Am d twelfth disciple,I will b sendin 11 niggas on deir way to heaven/Epp me say hello to d victims of 9/11

Mikuz,make dis official like d battle between Blood and Cuz



DONKEY KNOW

No battle threads for now, you all should just go back and forth and show stamina.

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I spit plays thats intense/ to break ya defence/
You wacks ain't in my level, cos you won't still be in M CLASS . . if you own a MERCEDES BENZ!

Paayne is a clown/ your verses only trill sissies on aprons and gowns/ Watch me leave your face with a frown/ as I slaughter your TRIBESMEN for tryna develop KIN interest in taking the crown!

When I table my cyphers/ I get rated as higher/ cos I spit what faithfuls admire/ plus you get thoroughly beaten when facing my fire/ till you seek 'redress' . . like you 'changing attire'!

I got my clippers intact/ to stop this wack in a sizzling attack/ we could fight through the night, but I ll have a 'field day' tearing this Paayne nigga apart!

I woo ya bride/ soon as I cruise my ride/ she better keep secrets of how we smooch aright/ cos like the 'army general', I ll dispatch my foot soldiers if your 'Boo rat I'

The jabs that I wave at the nigga/ is leaving him paler and weaker/ but it's not an 'irresolvable situation' . . call it a 'logjam' when I hit Paayne with a timber!

I leave her bust flapping/ why I give her raw shagging/ but the way she clutch my D, UEFA could mistake her for Ronaldo and ban her for crotch grabbing!

You don't 'convince' anyone with your forced rapping/ you re just a back to back liar/ so even if voters had a flat tire/ you still won't 'change their will' . . like a quack vulcanizer!

Jcole1985:

Ain't scared

I'm not trying to scare you. I warning you to be civil. Go to the chatroom if you must criticize anyone in a abusive manner, not here. This is flow for rank, not hate for rank. The only way I will allow you to speak whatever it is you have to say is if you put it in rhymes, anything other than that will be frowned at.

Jcole1985:

An alternate speaking about "itself",Paayne, ur shit,d nigga couldn't even drop a wordplay on Mikuz ass even wen Mikuz was "shitier"

Stop this charade, I won't warn you twice.

PunFuMonQ:
Mikuz and Paayne holding it down. Respect, but MonQ is here now




The MonQ got delegates, y’all rhymes are fücking delicate
You desecrate the thread with shït like when you fücking defeacate
Let me state it try stoopid shït my squad’ll decimate
At any rate, I take a nigga life and its indeliberate
Better watch your tongues, you tryna confuse the congregation
Upon confirmation, I tell myself congrat’lations
My army combat nations so I know confrontations
We on site, bombing countries, clients came for consultation
Login the dot com domain, get guap blow it on cocaine
I dial Mickey quick, he say hey bro, what’s your name?
I tell him, he know how much to credit my savings account
He the plug, I’m the connect, my soldiers be paving a route
I ain’t shoot randomly, my hitman charge a handsome fee
Sniper gang, if I go to jail like kodak they’d ransom me
Fück a mugshot, let a thug walk, but snitches get stitches
I’m bout the digits, when the plug talk, he said I’m buying all bulk

Nice, good looking out

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Your lines don't even move me/
Doing cell and phones shows your plays are weak and woozy/
But my wordies make groupies wonder, cos the puns from this CAPTAIN MARVEL . . and it's not a SUPER-HERO MOVIE!/

This nervy pretender/
Never got the ladies cos he smells like a leper/
But we getting the cheddar/
No wonder in the clubs ladies are quick to track and MARK US like the CHELSEA DEFENDER!/

His best punches are ma wackest fillers/
How can they declare this aboki winner/
When the only time they hold him in high regard . . is when he's sipping Alomo bitters!/

You claim 'ALWAYS READY but ya punches are trivia/
Wait till my jabs burst through ya tibia/
You ain't BLOOMING, you just a sisi like Maureen and Cynthia/
And you still won't be 'THE STRONGEST' . . if you were a CLUB IN BOLIVIA!/

This quack is ffucked/
He deserves to get clapped and flogged/
Lying bout how his punches land, when the jobless nigga can't even land a job!/

I bring beef to this debtor/
Even his dad ll be feeling the terror/
Cos I ll stuff his pop in a fridge, till his DADDY FREEZE and it ain't the TV PRESENTER!/

You just lying and whining/
Nothing you ever write is exciting/
My punches break ya spine till I leave you BONELESS like IVAR IN VIKINGS!/

I ain't ffucking with him/ he ll got shot from within/
Blast him to Ibom state, and make him see AKWA, MAN . . without watching the film!/

I rap for vets, while you blab for starters/
My flows deface this pako maga/
Drop punches that ll change his genotype,
. . so when you ask about his blood group, he ll shout S S O . . like ARO BAGGERS!/

Deckline:
Who dashed that dude the 5 likes and 2 shares he garnered mikuz please,just drop your pen and save us your languid and lacklustre crap you call rap.

I don't rap for kids. If you got no flows or any mature contribution better step aside. I won't warn you twice.

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We ain't even battled and he's getting cocky/ till my jabs crack his ribs like Edddy Murphy/
. . every punch ll sap his energy and take this 'Paddy Power' . . like I'm buying the betting company!/

I'm who even his groupies fancy/ battling me ll ensure he's losing badly/
cos I'm on a higher shiii, so if he claims "Next Level" . . then he's campaigning for the ruling party!/

All the guns you got na toy/ better stay 'On the low' cos my glock dey comot joy/
Or I go blast you to 'Heavens gate' till your mum starts shouting "Ye ye ye o" . . . like Burna Boy!/

Paayne is a fool, the cats dyslexic/ 90 percent of his bars generic/
. . . ffuck 'panadol' . . one uppercut and I ll take Paayne out like an analgelsic!/

You lack direction/ but my bars give your girl mad erection/
And if we battle, voters know I'll lose NOT . . PDP in the last election!/

I got negros in Aiyes/ who ll drill him when they sweep through his ave/
. . but when he sees my battle verse . . you see him desert his lappy and run from A PC . . Dino Melaye!/

His best is abysmal/ beating this nerd is habitual/ his requiem ll be said in the nearest cathedral/
Cos when the punches start coming, the way he ll be taking boxes, they ll think hes snatching election materials!/

How can he be called a big gun/ when this bum forces his puns/
Been out for long . . but still got enough arsenal to 'Pump P' and it's not a club in League One!/

My tyres are in my place/ to burn this thief when I bring fire to his base/
. . but soon as I sire your disgrace, even Teni go tire for your case!/

You can't up the ante/ he might claim to finish me with strong karate/
. . but that gist ll die down . . cos my moves 'Kill yarn' . . and it's not 'Mbappe'!/

Paayne:
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okay, amma need y'al to exit the thread now, put ur pens in the air...
cos death's engineer just about stepped up in the lair,
bout to give your dead cells a repair...
wreak tears of despair...
when I spit here, it is clear...
that I'm savage with the flow..
nd ah bring carnage to this dome..
I'll kill a man in his home, if he stepped within a mile of this throne...
then ah pile up his bones...
leave em out in the sun to dry like his jokes...
man! I'm so savage.. it's what I've been told...
so ah don't need you to tell me shit, ah never said that assholes could talk..
but unlike big Shaq, bi-atch you know this man's flow is hot...
nd ma rap's the type to play you like casanovas looking to stack broken hearts...
buh cash over rap, ma swags over dap...
nd ah don't mean to walk over genres they set down for me when I say I pass over trap...
you're no match for my craft...
I'm too fast for you like Hamilton on the tracks...
you wouldn't catch up even if y'al revised all these verses in a class..

pdouble_a! I'm an icon, behold...
spitting fire worldwide, watch how I light up the globe...
spiked from the womb, like i'm some balloon..
so it's only right that I blow up, like mines on the moon..
bitches getting attracted to my verses, I'm getting pussies in triples...
see how they quick to wanna work the pole like strippers and inec officials...
lines like they're missles... fired at your piss tools..
got y'al sweating ma shiit like Davido and chefchi's food..
but it's cool..ah got every reason not to be rude..
I'm just tryna rap all my tenses. past nd present...
beat these rappers to pulp nd senseless,
take em out like vas deferens...

*drops pen
pdouble_a.

Wait

Heywhizzy:
Oga mik, make we battle.. let's do this for the culture

After I battle Paayne

Paayne:


Mehn, Bro... It's good that you even pointed it out now, cos tbh... the current mods of this section are really under performing their duties right now.
Just look at airmark for instance, that one is ready to talk and rant about football related issues for daaaaaaays!! ah mean, what the heck man!, even if you need to be active in other sections on this site, why neglect the very one you are supposed to be in charge of...?? that's just plain crap, bro. cos I don't think anyone forced the position on you, and so I don't know why anyone should be begging you to perform your obligations to this group. And if you feel like rap section is no longer the way it used to be when you were still very active here, then is it not your duty to also look for ways to revive it? Rap section died, and so the mods should die with it? airmark, pls pass on the baton of leadership to someone who is a bit more relevant to us at the moment! You and mikuz have done your bits, now it's time to relinquish your titles and move on... If rap section is dead to you, well it's not dead to the rest of us who think it can still be revived!

and as for mikuz, SMH... was he even a rapper in the first place

BAN ME FOR SAYING MY MIND!

pdouble_a.

Enter ring lets see who's a better rapper!

PunFuMonQ:


Then MonQ pays a visit.


These fools need spelling bees, really ain’t none you telling me
See-saw niggas at loggerheads, they better off felling trees
They couldn’t do nursery rhymes, they need Queen Premiers
It’s like rugby, fägs hugging balls n they team players
Y’all make a hell of a noise, I parole in a lighter manner
I bell on the boys, they poised to ring it n light ya mamas
Adopt a reading habit fools, borrow a leaf from librarian desks
I got dawgs but my tigers hunting prey, they Cyberian spesh. . .
With iPhones, what I spit on mic’ phones out the world like alien jets
Kush fücking good, mia khalifa not arabian mammarian sex
When I leave for a bit, these lowlives desecrate the thread
They forget the sniper scenes where a bullet penetrate a head
A thousand and one kills, when MonQ enumerate the dead
The throne is mine, I don’t waste time to eliminate a threat
OGs say watagwan, RichHomie like Quan, broski a young thug
It’s no beef, keep talking that büll, I’ll have ya tongues plucked

One Master.

Hehe, sweet thing.

Wacksters having a field day.