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IPOB only noise de are good at

NOETHNICITY:
Continue in ur dream world

Akpabio is a dead meat

Buhari unit was less a thousand but this serial rigger wants me to believe this, INEC check all APC chieftain units in Akwa Ibom

SKhanmi:
Trade Hype & tactics. Smart lady. Y'all better learn & apply.

P:S: Didn't like her personality...Still don't. But Business is still business

cece can LIE for AFRICA

[quote author=alsudaes1 post=75984702]pls not mallam El-Rufai but Jihadist HELL-Rufai

AKPABIO the RIGGING MANIAC at work

Akpabio the KIDNAPPER RIGGING MANIAC at work

Caseless:


Dem no born that chief well to try that nonsense with me.

Rant HQ! na small boys go flog sense into you no be chief

Elder0001:
He should be arrested and jailed

you need 24 koboko lashes to reset your being

dominique:
Africans are the worst kind of self deprecating humans ever created. If other races disrespect them, they start screaming racism and playing victim card.

The inferiority Complex is unimaginable my sister

ItzBIM:
Hail Donald Trump

Sharp men country

SmoWHO?

1. SPEAKER BY FORCE BY FIRE (Hon.Nse Ituen) They got a new mace, a new sergeant at arm, then stormed the Akwa Ibom legislative complex at about 8.30 am. The reign only lasted 90 minutes, because when the governor arrived at the complex they took to their heels.
The factional speaker wasn’t that lucky like the other four. He ended up in a private hospital well bandaged but not the FAYOSE type

source https://nsiba.com.ng/2019/02/16/12-most-scandalous-incident-in-9ja2018/

2. 11 Hours ON TREE (Sen. Dino Melaye) And DINO spent 11 hours on the tree, hear him
“They pursued me and I was able to outmaneuver them and climb a tree. I was on top of the tree when I saw them run past looking for me. When they didn’t find me, they also ran back.”

3. FAYOSE BANDAGE (AYO FAYOSE) The assault on the Governor isn’t the issue but whoever did the bandage work on him should have been arrested, Haba! He/she must be a butcher. Not even an apprentice native doctor will make one to wear a neck guard and still tie a bandage around the same neck to support a hurting arm and still make him carry it around town like that.

4. GANDOLLAR (Gov.Abdullahi Umar Ganduje)
Ya, politicians doing what they do best! This is what they are good at, if they are not using “Ghana must go bags” then it is either they are hiding it inside their Agbada or stuffing it inside their cap

5 BUDGET 2019 (NASS) If you think that what happened during the 2019 budget presentation by President Buhari was something strange, then you must be from another planet. The president had to pause his speech on several occasions while the lawmakers lived up to what we all know them to be, self-interest before national interest.

6 BIAFRA RABBI (Nnamdi Kanu)
The warlord from Abia state went missing in action after operation python dance was carried out in his neighborhood by the Nigerian Army. Thinking him dead, nothing was heard from him for a while until he reappeared as a Rabi promising hell for those that killed his beloved dog

7 OYEDEPO PROPHECY (Bishop Oyedepo)

Just when we all thought that the Jubril thing was dying out, behold the man of God saw a vision of a Jubril in Asso Rock, the vision was revealed to him via a satire written by a journalist.

8 SENATORS BITE (Senator Ita Enang / Senator JJ Udoedehe)
As nerves from supporters of APC candidates in the Akwa Ibom primaries boiled over, their principals weren’t left out. The party, however, deny any incident of such, well that was expected but we all know that while Senator I was completely punched out he responded by biting the hand of senator J

9 FIRST LADIES FIGHT (Unoma Akpabio)
Nigeria’s first lady for over 30 minutes had to delay her emergence out of the presidential aircraft because the former first lady of Akwa Ibom state Unoma Akpabio was ready for a wrestling match with the incumbent

10 TRANSMISSION TRANSMISSION (IGP Idris)
Get to watch this clip of the IG and believe you me, you will be forgiven if you think witches from his village are not at work

11 OTTA FARM SPIRITUAL ENDORSEMENT (The clerics)
Though they all deny going over to endorse ATIKU presidential bid, however, it still turned out to be the way BABA IYABO/ ATIKU intended it to be and not the way the clerics thought it would be

Here are documented events we think were or turned out to be scandalous, in the year 2018 in 9ja
12. CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF (Kemi Adeosun)

The woman with the cockney assent performed credibly well but will forever have this at the back of her mind that, you got to clean the skeleton in your cupboard first before venturing outside.

Saintsammurai:
Though i don't celebrate Valentine, but this gift is nonsense and foolish, childish and crazy.

A gift cannot be food, you cannot give me a beautifully wrapped take away of rice and call it a gift.

Did i tell you that I'm hungry?

Even if its a shoe or a sandals or anything, it does not necessarily means it must be expensive.

Just wrap it beautifully and it will be appreciated.
Don't give me bananas and groundnut all in the name of being unique, i will reject it instantly and personally i consider it an insult.

24 STROKES of the cane for ur NYASH 4 make sense die....

Bighead9:
Take it or leave it, IVM is a Chinese brand and amongst the Chinese brand, it is the 3rd class brand.
I rather buy a 15 year old KIA or Hyudai than to drive a new IVM. I no wan die Young.

This man wants to be a house boy 4ver, shey u don't know verything in life is in stages.
Who talked about China or India some years back?

Bighead9:
Trash.
How many INNOSON cars do you own, or how many Governors in the East use any IVM in their fleet? I insist, IVM are China made but Assembled here. They also have zero, safety features. That's why I always refer to them as moving Coffins.

sharap ya mouth, how old is Innoson? you think the likes of Toyota, BMW and others just became brand overnight
Dont make me SLAP you

CaroLyner:
Nigerians are always known to exaggerate

they just don't exaggerate, they LIE.....PDP government taught them

WOLEMENTO:
hell is meant 4 people like u who politician use and dump guy jare ee oga ade

Better than demons like you that have sold their souls to the demonic forces of corruption

Highest idoit..what a fool

WOLEMENTO:
woti yawere idiot fellow stupid somebody u lack reasoning u have a chicken brain poverty is written all over u
iwo ti aye se
aye e ti wo

cockroach chest, educated illiterate, awon olodo rabata your days of crime is over get ready to rot in hell