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sekem:
All white people...

Microsoft Boss is INDIAN

Ur MOM wishes u all d BEST in life, your WIFE 2be got no BLAME. Bro everything lies in your HANDS, whatever decision your end up taking just be READY and BOLD to brace any future Wahala.
Bro do what is BEST 4u, not ur MOM or WIFE 2be

BankeSmalls:
What you don't know pastor, is that the police can arrest and charge you for murder just for helping save lives of fellow Nigerians in an accident. Its a shitty system made worse by the absence of trained police men.

But you are a mumu too, you didn't call road safety on 112, you just started begging people on the roads like a normal Nigerian "herdsman"

Very very LOW IQ

petrusson:
1. Faced with the challenge to choose between two investment choices:
1. Starting a new Product Line; and
2. Investing in new machinery for an existing product line.
Using the techniques discussed, which one of these would you choose?

Business Plan Session 2.. Please someone should help me with the answer

Forget YOUWIN...OKADA bizness is not a bad Idea

KushyKush:
Why don't you get a better phone for her and ask her to return that?

If you can't it means you are broke and you are not fit to care for a woman. Forget about having a girl and focus on making money.

Forget these dumb people thinking a relationship can work without finances.

Guy so you make MONI just 4woman

analize701:
What was he? A child had outside of marriage is called what in Islam? In Christianity we call them bastards.

Come chop, she want come commot food for madam mouth.

Muslims are thieves. I just pity anyone who allows those creatures close to them.

Animals like dogs and Cats are better as companions that muslims.

Just give them a little space, they will pretend to be humans and bring their smelling folks around, before you know, they'll want you out of your own land.

A child outside marriage is a CHILD in CHRISTIANITY not a BASTARD...

Statsocial:
By Leke Beecroft

THIS ARTICLE HOW NECESSARY AND COST EFFECTIVE IS OWNERSHIP OF JETS BY MEGA CHURCHES?


#1. The Efficiency Factor:

First of all, how efficient are the commercial services of the Nigerian aviation system? This answer is an obvious NO and has been so through the years. Is there anyone reading this in Nigeria, who is a regular air traveller and whose flight has never been delayed or who has never experienced some form of disappointment? In 2011, Oyedepo visited 27 countries for missionary purposes. In a particular week, I monitored his movement from sunday evening when he left Lagos for Kenya till friday evening when he arrived back in Lagos, Nigeria for a night ministration. He was in Zambia, Kenya, South Africa, Tanzania and Botswana (if my memory serves me right) in a spate of five days and was back to minister at the night session in Nigeria. This would have been absolutely impossible using commercial aviation means in Africa. No wonder Pastor Matthew Ashimolowo pointed out that as close as Liberia or Togo and other West African countries were to Nigeria, it was easier to get a commercial flight to London than to our neighbours here in Africa.

#2. The Ignorance, busy-body and Poverty Mentality Factor:

Secondly, when missionary establishments of the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s flew in white missionaries on jets or helicopters, they were welcomed by the Nigerian locals and it was an acceptable sight. Why? They were whites. One of the greatest issues with missionary owned jets in Africa is the poverty mentality. Today, several billionaires in Nigeria are celebrated because they own jets. Young musicians and artistes are also celebrated for wearing large "bling blings" and "Chopping their money" on private jets...but when indigenously established missionary organizations, whose only mission is to save your soul are discovered to own these same aircraft to facilitate easy air trips, every busybody wants to have a say and criticize, sometimes very insultive....including those who have either never stepped foot in a church, never dropped a dime in offerings to God or have never even embraced the commandments of the Bible.

As much as criticism of missionary owned jets may be "religiously and politically" correct, I make bold to say they are scripturally incorrect. We are called covenant children of Abraham; what does the Bible say about Father Abraham? Genesis 13:2 "And Abram was very rich in cattle, in silver, and in gold." Genesis 24:1 "And Abraham was old, and well stricken in age: and the Lord had blessed Abraham in all things." I am also very glad that after the death of Jesus Christ on the cross, it took a wealthy man to come get his body and put him in a befitting tomb. Also before his death when Judas was grumbling about the Alabaster Box that should have been given to the poor, the Bible had this to say "Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him, Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor? This he said, not that he CARED for the poor; but because he was a THIEF, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein." John 12;4-6.

If the argument is really about giving to the poor, why not also ask all the oil moguls in the country, all businessmen, musicians and all other owners to sell their jets and give to the poor? Obviously the emphasis isn't about the poor but anger and envy that wealth seems to be moving to the church...unfortunately, it hasn't even started. The Bible is the constitution of the christian. if what is in the Bible hurts your feelings, I render no apologies....let God be true and every man be a liar. Romans 3:4.

#3. Travel Frequency, Time, Administrative and Global Reach Factor:

For record purposes, as at the last time I checked and I believe I am current, the christian organizations who presently own aircraft in Nigeria are the Redeemed Christian Church of God which has branches in over 190 countries, the Living Faith Church Worldwide with branches in over 60 countries and 'Shiloh' online presence in over 170 countries, Christ Embassy with 'Rhapsody' presence in over 180 countries and branches in at least 4 continents as well as the immediate past CAN President, Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor led Word of Life Bible Church. Pastor Ayo began to broadcast to the world before any of the afore mentioned pastors, back in 1987.

I ask another question; is it true that the leaders of some of these organizations travel regularly around the world? Do you have any idea what the itinerary of the Adeboyes, Oyedepos, Oritsejafors and Oyakhilomes entail?


Again it was Pastor Adeboye that said “there are things you need. When you have to oversee churches in 160 countries, you can’t do that on a bicycle,” Bishop Mike Okonkwo in an interview seemed to be in disagreement with some pastors listed here, the press excitedly tried to instigate him the more by asking about the ownership of jets. He explained to them however how he had once travelled to the Central African Republic for a programme but had to wait idly for almost a week for a return flight to Nigeria through Cameroon...... Any serious man or organization has respect for their time. The Church is one of such. Pastor Sam Adeyemi said once that all you need to grow old on time is to be a regular commercial flier on long trips.

#4. The Maintenance Cost Factor:

"If you are rich and desire to become poor quickly, own an aircraft." Pastor Enoch A Adeboye.

[b]Very many people do not understand what it takes to maintain an aircraft, especially in a country like Nigeria where aviation is controlled almost purely at the Federal level. How many people remember the issues with payment of parking fees for the Nigerian Presidential jet in 2009/10 when President Yar' Adua was flown to Saudi Arabia? Large sums of money (probably in millions of dollars) were paid for the aircraft which sat idly at the Riyadh King Khalid International Airport. One organization which used to charter aircraft frequently for movement to her crusade venues around the globe once paid about #75,000,000 (Seventy Five Million naira) annually for parking her aircraft at Bristow helicopters in Lagos.

Those who usually tout the example of the Pope who charters and flies Alitalia do not even realise that his accumulated flight expenses along with his entourage in just 30 flights will buy a nice jet. Let me break it down. Is it better to buy a car or charter a cab so expensive that you would have spent the cost of that car in just 30 drops?[/b]

My question again is, is it better to park your aircraft idly at the airport and pay these heavy parking sums to the government from church offerings not forgetting servicing, repairs and maintenance costs or lease them to aviation companies which in turn return profit at no cost to the church? Rev Gabriel Oduyemi bought a jet for church use. I do not need to tell the story of what happened to that aircraft but remember that it was the same aircraft that Omotola Jolade Ekeinde's pilot husband bought as 'scrap". Lest I forget, the average Captain in the aviation industry earns $10,000 (N3,600,000 or N3.6m) monthly. For two captains, that will be $20,000 (N7.2m) monthly or $240,000 (N86.2m) annually, not forgetting travel and landing allowances, hotel bills for the pilots etc. Young pilots need to accumulate hours and hours of flight so they opt for commercial planes instead of private jets who do not fly that regularly. This means that owning a private jet leaves you with almost no option than to hire experienced or veteran captains. This of course means you pay well for it. Luke 16:8 "And the lord commended the unjust steward, because he had done wisely: for the children of this world are in their generation WISER THAN THE CHILDREN OF LIGHT".


Fortunately, the children of light are wiser now. They lease out their jets when not in use and avoid incurring unnecesary and exorbitant costs while the aircraft remains active even when not in use. Winners’ Chapel stretched this point. Among the first generation of missionary aircraft owners, she started leasing out her aircraft to EMS Speedpost once she realised what the costs of maintenance entailed and with due notice, she would use same jet for her missionary trips eventually an oil company also leased the jet and had to pay compensation after an accident. The church decided to buy another aircraft and this time built a hangar at the airport in Lagos. The hangar has space for 6 jets at a time. Now she does not rely on "church income" to maintain the hangar but runs it as a separate concern, funding itself. This is the line Church jet owners should be towing. I will quickly add at this point that for large organizations, it is cheaper to own aircraft than to keep paying for commercial air tickets or for charter services. If leasing a missionary aircraft will save costs and preserve the life of that aircraft for longer use, then that is simply the way to go


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JOBLESS FRUSTRATED INSECURE people plenty 4nairaland

Emekus92:
All of you are just stressing ur heads answer the questions and let the system show you ur final score. Must u know how it is been marked

Bro I tire no be small

Mismatch, misfit n nonsense

Financial Management presentation most WACKY

TributeLifeStyl:
Freeze where are you o

Freeze de O! dis frolicking MAN jus de use una de shine, Freeze de above dat level

Adeagbo77:
See Lagosians ( ibos doing business in Lagos) spending their hard earned money in Owerri (country home).

"Hard earned money" going back to South Africa wey dem de kill Igbos every passing day beta open ur eyes

Hmmm those days wey Popsi de take us boys to Gbagada while Momsi de enter 4square with our baby sister... Deeper life was n still a reference point 4me

ISLAM religion of PEACE

TolaniLuv:
This Reno guy, should be arrested I swear. Because of stupid talk like this is why Fulani are killing Christian in the north .. stupid man

Read HISTORY n stop rambling like a drowning lizard

TolaniLuv:
This Reno guy, should be arrested I swear. Because of stupid talk like this is why Fulani are killing Christian in the north .. stupid man

Read HISTORY n rambling like a drowning lizard

RedArrow:
Why do you want to know the exact day Christ was given birth to?

If we adopt a day generally acceptable to majority of Christians on Earth to celebrate him, how does that translate to paganism?

If you chose any other to celebrate him, many/few would still have reservations about it.

Christ was given birth to more than 2000 years ago and you are so particular about the exact day and month, do you even know the exact date your ground father was given birth to not to talk of your great ground father and beyond.

Christ is the Reason for the Season, if he hasn't asked us to celebrate it it has he told us not to?

Guy shey u be Catholic Anglican?

fortune1968:
Pay your tithe and offerings .Nigerians and silly ideas ! Fuel scarcity is also a spiritual attack !

BOKO HARAM na spiritual attack

jozz:
Arguments for and against the Christmas celebration have been on for decades. The main argument against Christmas has been that nowhere in the bible is Christmas mentioned and that Jesus was not born on Dec 25.

Proponents of the Christmas celebration on the other hand have argued that while truly there is no evidence of Jesus being born on Dec 25, nevertheless the celebration has a good motive-to honour Jesus.


As you read this article, I want you to consider a more compelling reason to avoid the Christmas celebration-its pagan origin.

Have you ever paused to give it a thought: if Christmas was not instituted by Jesus, was unknown among his disciples and the early Christians, where then did the celebration come from?

It is interesting to note that it was not until more than 300 years after Jesus birth that Christendom officially began to observe Christmas on Dec 25.

The roots of Christmas can be traced to pagan Rome with its mixture of festivals for honouring the agriculture god Saturn and the sun god Sol Invictus or mithra. The catholic church wanting to strengthen its position, converted the pagan celebration to a christian one.

Anthropologists Christian Ratsch and Claudia Muller-Ebeling coauthors of the book pagan Christmas write :Like many pre-christian customs and beliefs, the old feast commemorating the yearly return of the sun was dedicated to the birth of christ.

So if humans can detect the pagan connection of Christmas, the ultimate and most important question we need to ask is:

How does God (whose approval we are all striving for) feel about a celebration of pagan origin now dedicated to his son? 2 For 6:14-17 says :What fellowship do righteousness and lawlessness have or what sharing does light have with darkness? Quit touching the unclean thing and I will take you in.

Therefore in conclusion the issue of Christmas goes beyond issue of personal choice. The persons we purport to be honouring via Christmas celebration (God and Jesus) are telling us clearly that they are not interested in the celebration, in fact it is offensive to them. Are we more powerful or all knowing than them?
I wish this write up can be moved to front page for the benefit of all)

GOD got no bizness with Christmas

emusmithy:
"Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy


The essence of this thread isn't to make anyone believe in the POWER and PURPOSE of TITHING. Mba!


It's to reveal to the entire followers of Freeze that they are only fighting a lost battle.


WHY WE TITHE:

Malachi 3:8-10 says so all about it. You can look it up Bible students.

Did Jesus personally command it? Oh yeah. He said, 'I have come to FULFIL THE LAW' not to abolish it. The law of Tithing, inclusive.


Freeze Vs Judas Is Carriot

The TAP(Tithe Against Poverty) Challenge didn't start today.

Jesus was going to be crucified. Mary Magdalene bought very expensive perfume to rub on His feet. JUDAS IS CARRIOT STOOD AND SAID, "MASTER, Men of God shouldn't be allowed to use such expensive perfs(cars, jets, suits, accessories, universities etc) Let's sell it and give to the poor. JESUS SAID, LEAVE HER ALONE JUDAS. YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE POOR WITH YOU. Most importantly, the BIBLE that searches the heart revealed, HE SAID THIS NOT BECAUSE HE CARED FOR THE POOR but because HE WAS A THIEF!

My people, Scripture is been fulfilled before your very eyes. Is this not same thing FREEZE is doing? He is a thief, biblically speaking.

To his followers: HAS Freeze RECENTLY GIVEN TO THE POOR AND THEN LET US KNOW? Or is he broke? A leader should lead by example na.


To his followers:

- Is there anyone (strong believer) you know who has stopped tithing because of Freeze? Let's see the person otherwise you're wasting Precious MB.


- If you were not tithing before, you haven't been scammed. Why are you bothered about US SHEEPLES that have been scammed and loving it.


- Are you now too concerned and caring about us SHEEPLES? WE ARE OKAY THE WAY WE ARE.


TO ALL TITHING and "soon-to-be" TITHERS in all these local assemblies:

-Living Faith Church
-Christ Embassy
-Hilltop Church
-RCCG
-Dominion City
-Apostolic
-Catholic
-Coza
-House on the Rock
-Anglican
-OFM
-MFM
-CHURCH OF CHRIST etc.


For once, LET'S TELL FREEZE AND HIS FOLLOWERS TO "Quit Ranting", THAT WE ARE HAPPY TO BE CALLED "SHEEPLES".


'Their Painment'

- Men of God, anointed vessels whom God called out of their comfort zones are doing well financially and fulfilling Scripture that says...


Psalms 89:27
Also I will make him my firstborn, higher than the kings of the earth.


The unusual authority and influence these men have is a concern to the devil and the 'kings of the earth.'- the naysayers.


BUT THAT'S ONLY THE BEGINNING. WHY?


Isaiah 2:2
And it shall come to pass in the last days, that the mountain of the LORD'S house (The CHURCH) shall be established in the top of the mountains, and shall be exalted above the hills (THE WORLD SYSTEM); and all nations shall flow unto it.

They'll soon flow into it- they're just making shakara. They want to know what is responsible for our influence but too proud to admit.


#droppen.


- LIKE and SHARE IF YOU ARE A TITHER and won't quit for no internet rant because you know how far He has taken you from grass to GRACE via your covenant practice.




- LEAVE US THE SHEEPLES (LUTS) CAMPAIGN!!!


I was born a sheeple...
I didn't choose my people
Can a sheep bark, out?
Like you want us to back out?

It's effortless! LUTS Campaign!

This is our voice!

#ttcc
#tithertillchristcomes

When last were u SLAPPED?

Solutions nko

Threebear:
Lol, why do Africans most especially Nigerians assume everything gay ends with anal penetration, some gay people don't even have anal sex.

Abeg wetin u jus talk!

LAME very lame...got no shame

Ya I know say na dem OLUWOLE BOYS 4rm d SW

Vivere:
Even if the results of the research, were pasted up here for you to read, you would still not be able to understand them, because you have a myopic mindset. I asked you a question earlier, but you were unable to answer it.

Tell us, did your own research cover all the communities within Nigeria? After all, you said your success story covers just a " few", so do these few stories represent all the single teenage mothers in Nigeria, from Kotangora to Dutse, or from Ile-Oluji to Ekpoma or from Buguma to Igbere, or from Abakaliki to Epe?

When people like you lack the ability to make valid points, then you take refuge in insults. You just exposed your emptiness to the world by telling us your own real names, which you were baptised with, at birth. Thanks for letting everyone know that you are nothing but a WORTHLESS OVERBLOATED BUFFALO, and a BAG FULL of SH-IT.

These descriptions suit you perfectly. No one would argue with you. Oh, one last word - thanks for also letting everyone on this board realise, that you actually know nothing. We suspected it, a long time ago, but then you just confirmed it now. Well done! Now, if you are done ranting, can you swerve out of my mentions, and refrain from mentioning my moniker? Thanks ..

"If you done ranting, can you swerve out of my mentions, and refrain from mentioning my name..."
...STUPID PRICK you name is fit not even for a GUTTER RAT


You EDUCATED ILLITERATE you type got ears but can't HEAR got eyes but can't SEE I can't comprehend how you exist, I gave u specific States I now cover, mistakenly reeled out a client name to and hints to our NGO to you SON OF A B-I-T-C-H aswell as the methods we work with. But you BOASTFULL PIG claiming to have work home n abroad, carrying out researches or whatever can't even give me just an ALPHABET of one of it instead you are copying and pasting data from a STARVED FUNDED Government Institution
Yet still having the AUDACITY, parading your STUPIDITY online asking me questions, you that only BRAG COPY n PASTE
honestly you are DUMBER than a GRAIN of RICE

As for that Vivere SH-IT name of yours get ready cos I am sending you back to that STINKING hole you crawled out from n when am done with you, you will KNOW something

Nairaland can be useless

See how USLESS GTBank n ANIMAL EFCC don cook food for IPOB
Good 4GTBank just like Diamond Bank I neva liked both very Kparakporish 4my liking

eagleeye2:
And how have I supported nonsense? Do you guys really think that it's best for Innoson to remain still in efcc,, and continue fighting his battles. Efcc,, is just a pawn being used. He should go home and assemble his legal team and head back to court with that question.
Please try to follow someone's trend of thought before going all out to insult the person. I already stated elsewhere that he should sue efcc,, for 10Billion for slapping his wife.

Apologies BRO...I will always support a non-politicians against any Government Banks etc

As 4me CONTE na Yawah COACH

Engr Martin Onovo...

GTB steals over N500 million from Innoson.

GTB admits the 'error'.

GTB recruits the EFCC that is led by the Ibrahim Magu
that failed DSS 'Integrity Test'.

EFCC arrests Innoson Chairman on trumped up
charges!