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@ militia

wetin you talk? judge judy?? na lie. next thing you go say jerry springer.

I say I was on my computer with Judge Judy going on------ I never miss her programme when I am home!  I was not even paying attention.  The next thing I heard from her mouth is " I know I am going to get those e-mails from Nigeria!  She started insulting one oyinbo woman for falling for Nigerian Scamists!  Then to end the show it was "Don't send money to Nigeria"! Hah!   I say the thing woke me up from Nairaland where I dey sleep!  You say I am lying? No be you own dey worry me now! Ah-ah? Judge Judy again? IGBANDA! CHAI!!!!!  Don't worry!  You have not heard the last of it!  Someone else on Nairaland will soon confirm it!  Hah!  I haven't even recovered! CHEI! My ears were not deceiving me okay? Kai!

Gosh! It can never stop! Just watching Judge Judy now and her last words "Don't Send Money To Nigeria"! This woke me up from Nairaland! See plaintiff and Defendants in court about Nigerian scamists! Every where Nigerians! Oprah, CNN, Dateline NBC, BBC, 60 Minutes, now Judge Judy of all places!

Oh!  That is for the husband! I will be changing my pixs every week or so!

sorry-----I am full time house wife!  No work!   No sufferhead!   The children are shipped off for the summer to their summer camps!---------for 6 good weeks!   Life is good!  Too, too good!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  We are here oh!  Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!  Time to plead the 5th ammendment!  The freedom from self incrimination! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!   Thank you father!   We dey kamkpe oh!  There are certain things that only "Pastor koboko" should hear oh! Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

ozoneflake:
@gina let me disagree with you first, that women are stronger than men. Every thing been equal the man must have an edge.

Gods wisdom is not like ours. The absence of those two ribs only, makes the woman the weaker sex. In her own way the woman is unique. God made man in a hurry and gave him raw streghnt but the woman He took time to create. To compesate her for the raw strenght He made her dominion over man. Look at all the great men of old and today. Both war lords and simpletons. Women have the way to their heart her while they only seek to pull her skirt.

But because of that raw streghnt to be strong in fending for the family the man got his egde over the woman. She was made to clean the sweat off the man when he comes home beaten by sun. Thats why she was made a helper. To releif and sooth him.

ORISHIRISHI! Hum-humh? ------------------sighs!

ikamefa:
catch eyez? " " of course it is very easy to catch eyez

if you have an ulterior motive! all you need to do is catch eyez left ,right and center!

I see! Is it possibile to "catch" nose too?

babasin:
Over centuries; killing as deterrent for crime has shown to be a failure!

The beheading of this Nigerian remained condemned as barbaric act that belongs to medieval age.

And the stoning of adulterous women (while sparing the lives of the adulterous men) in Zamfara or wherever and the burning of Christians in Kano and Kaduna or wherever remains condemned as extremely babaric acts that belong to the stone ages and pre-historic eras!

Aneef:
Too bad they pull out.Let's wait and see what will be the end result but I hope it will not seriously draw us back.

Hmmmmmmm! Were we "forward" before?

I said thinking oh! Not drinking! Haba!

babyosisi:
militia,you are hilarious.
I hope you never become president in Nigeria.
Na so so chop off chop off until no one is left

babyosisi, eh hen!  I am happy you are having a good time! See no be so so fight!

Mamajama:
MILITIA KAI Beheaded, fine but[b] castrated[/b], that one hard and is painful oh.  don't do the crime if you can't do the time .  This is a matter of judgment, we all have choices to make.  I'm not perfect, but I will never traffic drug to another country especially when you know what the outcome will be when caught.

Anything that "protrudes" to cause trouble should be decapacitated and incapacitated!

denex:
Executions should continue all over the world. Treason, espionage, economic sabotage, pedophilia, rape, arson, maiming and even murder.

We can't be spending National Income housing, feeding and taking care of these rats.

Hmmmm!  I am watching you closely oh!   All this people wen them name start with[b] ""= DISASTER [/b] oh!  But we can agree sha! _{When you are dining with the "devil" you use long spoon!}   Hmmm!

Emmmmmmmmm, Yes I agree--execute them all!

Bankole01:
All drug pushers and dealers should be[b] beheaded anywhere in the world. [/b] Drug pushing kills more people than any other vices. It ruins people and destroys families. It encourages and increases criminality. So my final verdict- all drug pushers be chopped (beheaded) like chickens. It is the height of indiscipline to become a drug dealers, importer or exporter.

Thank you! Infact I support be-yanshing them too so they can stop browsing with their yanshes! All those who use their yanshes to carry drugs too!

babyosisi:
militia,you are one funny lady.
Someone says we can't legislate what a country does to it's citizens but our government ought to care about those same countries beheading our citizens and you want it preached?
In other words our criminals should not be punished as harshly if they committed the same crimes poor Saudis are killed for?

Ah-ah?  Shey una dey read bible?  If one part of your body causes you to sin--chop it off!  I know you think my mouth and cyber fingers cause me Mama Millie to "sin" abi?  Don't worry I am waiting for my own judgement and I will gladly accept it!   Nigerians who commit crimes abroad should be castrated and beheaded!  I say na me talk am! Hmmmmmm!  Na me talk am! Yes! Beni!

mikeansy:
All of them dey do second term apart from Tinubu. them still get immunity.  LUCKY BASTARDS!

shey u sabi say tinubu dey for hiawa too

Militia baby wats up, I here say you from[b] Auchi na true?[/b]

That's right! EDO PROPER! WE NO DEY THIEF, DO ASHEWO OR PUSH DRUGS!  100% CRIME FREE AREA! ----------- _{ME SO PROUD OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

Can someone please ask OBJ where the Yoruba governors are? Not even one single Money laundering "Otumba"? Even the impeached ones!

babasin:
Evil thrives when people remain silent!

This barbaric act remain condemned by any right-thinking people!

Over centuries; killing as deterrent for crime has shown to be a failure!

Thats why crime in countries with no dealth penalty is less than those with dealth penalty.

They seek to correct the situation/problem that leads to crime while the other sweeps under the carpet hoping it will go away.

Since this year alone; this evil Saudi has beheaded 99 people.

And for those calling it holy-land for haji: they're simply brainwashed: There is blood on the praying ground every friday!

what an evil, i shall have none of it; Its stands condemn it.

Make una see me see wahala oh?   Look at who is talking
Please let us not discuss some of you people from Northern Nigeria!  How are you different from the Saudis? Please just be silent abeg!

Mandora:
Babyosisi, I think your missing d point here. We can't dictate how dey run their country. That is entirely their affair but I believe dey shld have some respect 4 human life especially when it affects d citizens of another country and I think Nigeria should step n do something about having their citizens world wide getting killed even if it is 4 commiting offences.

PREACH IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!   PREACH IT! Nigerians siddon for one place and stay away from criminal activities!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Does she sound like someone who has lived in Obiaroko not to talk of America?  "----------- I have been catching you eye too-------------"    blah blah blah blah blah!  Sorry, we do not "catch" eye here, even in Atlanta Georgia!  

@Ikamefa

85% ke? This is 100% bull-shit-zu! 100% Fabgburru!

Amen!

Please, this is not a Nigerian and it matters the race/nationality because you cannot come out here and start talking abominations here!  In as much as I have my beef with Nigeria--- this kind of topic is off limits!  This is one of those loose "akata" sisters when no dey see "prick" refuse ---- even from mad man!  Ah-ah!   Let her come out and tell us where she is from.  Not to say such things do not happen in Nigeria----------but for a   visiting family-----------this is far fetched! Kai!

osereka:
I don't like watching nigeria home movies that is why am always on the net. NOW SEE THEM SHOWING NIGERIA FILM IN NAIRALAND

Are you shocked?  Nothing you will not see or hear on Nairaland oh_{---including my own contributions! Cough cough---clearing my throat!}

Make una no mind her jo!  Which house in Nigeria will you drunkenly walk into in the middle of the night?  Even if it is a village hut? Not to talk of navigate your way without "NEPA or "PHCN"  at night to go and rape one idiotic woman whom if we do not know has AIDS or STDs or not----------just  because she is "pretty"? Or because her yansh smells like America? In fact the more I analyze the story, the more I get mad so let me get out of here! Giving real rape victims a bad rap!  If somebody attacked her will she see mouth to talk?  I am sure she is still sleeping with her husband oh with the "pregnancy" sef!  Long hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

This is definitely not a Nigeria  woman! If you are an "akata"---- then I am not surprised! Ewu! BTW, what is wrong with you? Why did you post this here and in the Family section too?

Can you Imagine?  Oko-ko-bio-ko!   Instead of her to say she was enjoying it!  Rape ko!  Rape ni!   I guess it happened in one of those "Abuja" mansions that are sound and bullet proof! I wonder how many of us have randy "drunk" uncles who wander about at night to "rape" visiting sisters-in-law from America with their husbands after being away for over 15 years?  Because your 'tingy' come from America for a visit abi?  Only one tribe in Nigeria can do that!  And it is---------------infact make I no talk! This can only happen in one part of Nigeria!

@poster

All you could ask was "who is this?" and then proceeded to open your yansh yakata abi?  he he he he he!  I can now laff after collecting my thoughts!  You are a real mugu! Please have the child and claim it was the "holy goose" that did it! Bush woman! If you attempt any abortion, then Sango+Amadioha combined will visit you and the butcher who performs the abominable act! Bet?  Na me talk am!  Mugu! Liar!

cute-ass:
I don't know for others sha, but my parents took me down to Nigeria to do my primary and secondary, and travel up here during most vaccs. though it wasnt fun in the beginning, i couldnt be more grateful today for that well-thought decision of theirs.

My younger sister is at the momemnt attending secondary down there, it hurts so much that she misses us and we miss her so badly too , but i believe some years from today, she'll be looking back and smiling

I have lotsa cousins up here who have only been to Nigeria once or twice for christmas celebration, and believe me sometimes i wish i had the power to ship them down myself Such little and grown-up brats (not all of them sha), but its no brainer that european upbringing to some extent lack child discipline . .

I AGREE!  I SAY MAKE THEM ROTTEN FOR HERE! SHIT-ZU!
See the ones that were raised there talking here---no single atom of manners in their dilapidated brains!   After learning "A" is for agogo and "B" is for blown- blow-----------"J" is for Jaga jaga!  Rubbish! I say I dash una! Why did you all not stay there? Nonsense!

Tanna:
My husband has not been home in 15 years so we went to Abuja to visit. I met all the family and had a great time. Everyone complimented me on how pretty I was, so when his particular brother always looking at me lustfully - I ignored it - and try not to have a big head for being attractive.

My husband and I were given this brother's room to stay for our visit. The night before we came back to the US. he and all his brothers, and cousins, and old pals from school went out to party and drink. This one brother came back to the house early because he had work the next day.

He came into the bedroom and I was there asleep. At first I thought it was my husband, but the way he approach me for sex was not my husband style - and my husband already told me no sex for us in his family's house.

I said "Who is this?" - he said "I know you want me - i've been catching your eye too". He was very drunk I think from the smell of his breath. This man forced himself on me sexually. [b]I DID fight him to get off me,


_{but I never screamed because I did not want to wake the house or be caught in this horrible situation.}

Finally I lay there and hoped it would end quickly
Later My hubby came back and I pretended to be asleep. I was shocked.

The next day we were at the airport to fly back to the US. I was very quiet and acting sad He thought I was just sick.

I never told my husband what happened. I was too scared and ashamed. The thought that I would even claim this has happened to me would tear his family apart - and he was just seeing them after 15 years of absence.

Now it's 3 months later and I am pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy 3 years ago so I cannot tell my husband I am pregnant - talk less of saying I am pregnant cause his own flesh and blood attacked me during our trip to his home.

I don't know if this brother planned to do this since I was leaving the country the next day, or maybe because he was drunk and knew no better - I really do not care. I feel like a used animal and my husband may beat or divorce me when he learns I am pregnant because he will think I have committed adultery.

WHAT DO I DO?

Please not to sound insensitive oh!  I do not take any "rape" case lightly!  But I have a few suggestions for you my dear poster! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,

Please contact Obaino music or Zeb Ejiro or Tchidi Tchikere or Lancelot Imasuen or Andy Amenechi or Sunny P Collins or Ossy Affason Videos or Opa Williams for a good Nigeria HOMEVIE script!  WTF!

BTW--------------- which tribe of Nigeria are you from? If you are a Nigerian at all! Shwoooooooooooooooooooooo! What is this?