Beautiful but deadly green snake

This marriage thing is beginning to scare the heck outta me with the way Nigerian women treat their husbands these days..

Wouldn't it be better if I stick to having a babymama than marrying a Nigerian babe who would later make life miserable for me??

Pear group oppression too much for this Naija wey we dey so.

I'd rather keep my hustle legit and continue to wait on God's grace than make money wey my heart no go gree rest for one day..

Where are your friends? Are they doing well in fraud? If they are, pls give me their contacts lemme go get their update that pays them.

This is no big deal. Many have displayed such magical moments in football yet no fuss about it

He couldn't even produce a moment of brilliance against Liverpool when the team and fans needed him most.

Ronaldo is a goal machine. He always knows and stays at the angle where the goal would come from, and he knows best how to deal with that well..

I think his strength, physicality and the incessant hunger to put the ball at the back of the net given his age, is what keeps him at the top level.

I'm a die-hard Messi fan who has lost interest in Barcelona games these days but now focuses on Messi games at PSG..

But the more I wish Ronaldo would always have poor games and stop scoring goals, the more and higher goals he bangs in every game

Thanks to Ronaldo though, Ole would have for long been a Gunnar..

Meanwhile, despite the fact that Messi is still struggling to find his feet in Ligue 1, he still remains the GOAT soccer player to have ever graced the pitch.

Ronaldo is a goal machine. He always knows and stays at the angle where the goal would come from, and he knows best how to deal with that well..

I think his strength, physicality and the incessant hunger to put the ball at the back of the net given his age, is what keeps him at the top level.

I'm a die-hard Messi fan who has lost interest in Barcelona games these days but now focuses on Messi games at PSG..

But the more I wish Ronaldo would always have poor games and stop scoring goals, the more and higher goals he bangs in every game

Thanks to Ronaldo though, Ole would have for long been a Gunnar..

Meanwhile, despite the fact that Messi is still struggling to find his feet in Ligue 1, he still remains the GOAT soccer player to have ever graced the pitch.

You can still do your job that pays you 250k monthly while you pay someone to fill your presence in schooll

This is Nigeria, and trust me, as long as you have someone you could pay to take your place in school activities, your certificate and job are both guaranteed for you..

No matter how frustrated Ronaldo is, a player his caliber supposed not to make that kind of cynical challenge.

This is the more reason Messi will always be way ahead of him.

Nigga was so boring. Always stayed indoors sleeping, while I had guys' conversations at our lodge's veranda.. He never partook in anything socially-related inside the lodge premises..

He would leave the whole room messed up and unkempt, and the dirty plates unwashed whenever he left for work(he was a weekend student, thus he had a shifting job that allowed him go to school on weekends)

He is my childhood friend and we really had come a long way that's why I had to tolerate all those things.. But my level of tolerance was limited when he found out and wasn't happy with my girlfriend because I would always invite her to spend the night with me whenever he(my roomie) was on a night shift..

He warned me not to sleep with a girl in the room we both paid to stay because the bed we slept on was his. I laughed it off and continued doing my thing. One early morning he came back from work, he saw me and my girlfriend lying and discussing on that same bed. He started shouting at me and raising a scene at that moment . I had to excuse and see my girl off immediately so that it wouldn't make matters worse..

After we both shouted and exchanged words without any fight, our lodge guys who heard and witnessed the whole thing hated him that very moment cos he never behaved like a real niggar. I had to leave him for another roommate after my ND1 cos of misunderstanding and for the fact that he was never a real niggar..

Hmm nawa. This country Nah real joke

Finally! The long awaited good news has come. Lemme call bae asap, have really missed you Sarahhhhh!

She is just a month older. On the outset tho, she thought I was 2yrs older due to my maturity both physically and mentally.. By the time she got to realise my real age, she had already fallen deeply for me..

No going back..

Just two days ago, a friend of mine lost his sister to a child delivery. Both the mother and child lost their lives on the process.

Please doctors and mothers in the house, what's the exact cause of death during child delivery?

innobets:
Messi 5th ..

I never believed dat goal was even nominated as one of the best goals

The ball control is top notch.. Not everybody would have a good control of that ball and finish it from the angle it came

Nigeria indomitable? Op I think you should recheck your dictionary for the meaning of that word you used.. And if they were indomitable, they should have beaten a disorganized Croatian side that day..

This is a world tournament.. There will be no sort of racism and unfairness.. Every team will be treated equally.. Just hope that Nigeria wins this game

Since Messi is having a difficult time with Argentina here in Russia and incapable of vying with Ronaldo for the golden boot award.. I support you Harry.. Go clinch that golden boot even tho I sincerely know that England will not reach the semis..

But until then, you would have scored 7-8 goals this tournament and then nobody, not even Ronaldo will reach that peak...

Portugal team is as average as the super eagles of Nigeria and for the fact that they won't ease through the knockout stage, the four goal tally which Ronaldo has scored so far would be his last in this world cup

Kane for the golden boot

My love for you will never diminish a bit no matter the hard times you are facing now, no matter the criticism and how people have scathed you of late..


Poor performance or not, you still remain the best player of your generation.. You are the greatest thing football has ever seen.. If no person see you, I specifically got your back


You really have given me a reason to smile, and in coming days and years, you still will make me have no regret for supporting you as a player...


Age is just a number and doesn't count.. Your magical feet are still there and I truly believe that this coming match against Nigeria, you will prove your doubters wrong.. You will let them know that you still remain the King Leo they have praised and admired.. You will let them know that you still remain the greatest of all time.. Happy birthday to King Leo

#Teammessi #Teambarca #Teamargentina

I love Messi more than Nigeria as a country. Argentina team is just as average as the super eagles of Nigeria.. But for the fact that Messi is in this average Argentina team and my immeasurable love for Messi..


I hope Argentina wins to save Messi's face cos it's really going to be embarrassing for him to be knocked out of the group stage


#teambarcelona #teammessi