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PEACE OF MIND OVER EVERYTHING

My brother you be half gay. You are just one sex away with your fellow guy from being gay.

You need to fast and pray to God immensely for 14days to get yourself redeemed from this devilish spirit that's in you..

gfon:
which app,you dey use bomb that client jhoor?

Na my woman wey I dey run facey for FB be that

I hope you don't get upset when a younger one sees and passes you by without greeting you

It's a normal thing bro especially when you have not had sex for a very long time

Mine was even worse than yours, cos I spent like six months without having sex. I would have erection publicly the moment I saw a girl with nice body figure pass by.

I had once seated in a betting shop pressing my phone when a big booty woman entered the shop. She carry nyash come face me for front, na so my gbola come dey respond. I get luck say I sidon for chair, if not e for disgrace me that day

There was a day I was doing clean up in my room when a neighbor (woman) called her husband "honey I'm still waiting", na so my pr*ck take rise two seconds.

All these happened because I stayed away from sex for a very long time.

Mane!!!!!!

Nigerian girls are useless.

Whether Ronaldo plays or not, still won't stop Liverpool from hammering the Red devils tonight.

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I don't know the name of the demon in charge of making ladies sleep with their EX few days, months or weeks to wedding or even sleep with someone else close to the wedding day..[/quote]Okafor's law will always take its course, no matter how you try to stop it.

My man don japa for today 3-0 thrashing

It's a normal thing. One of my friends had a girlfriend in a brothel nearby my street that year. The girl dey always dash am money, she dey find am come his shop, buy gifts and food for am for fastfood.

You go dey chop the girl money if the girl really loves you but u no go for one day say u wan chop another girl for the same brothel

I wish he could play. I just wanted to see how he would feel when Liverpool would be dismantling them tonight. Penaldo only scores against bottom pot teams in the likes of Norwich, et al.. Rip to your son though

If it's not about money, death of a beloved one or Messi's defeat in football matches, I don't think there's something in this world that makes me depressed.. This life, e no balance at all

The bride is even more masculine than the groom

My brother you ge time to dey follow all these girls argue. It would have been even better if one rich oyibo woman dey avoid and ignore me like this, than a Nigerian tasking gender who has nothing else to offer but the smelly organ that's in between her legs

Olunmercy56:
you have already known what to do, or what do you expect people to advice you? Oshi

I never sought for anyone's advice. I don't know what has become of women these days. I pity some men who would marry this kind of woman thinking they have someone they could call a wife

Verbal abuse is directly proportional to physical abuse. While men should try to control their anger and physical strength on women, women on the other hand should also control their mouth and abusive words on men.

I had this girl who was once my girlfriend. We dated for seven months, and what we shared and had then was magical. On the sixth month of our relationship, she told me she was going to travel to our neigboring state, Owerri and never knew when she was going to come back

I granted her wish, but when this girl came back a few weeks later, she became the opposite of the girl I used to know and love. She would promise to come visit me in my house but would fail to come.. This continued for days and I got tired of the "incessant promise and fail". I had to give up on her and move on with my life

It's been three years since I broke up with her( yes I broke up with her cos I thought she herself had lost feelings for me that's why she never wanted to come and see me again), and in between those years, my friends told me she's married cos they would see her baby bump when she was pregnant..

Just last week, she sent me a friend request on Facebook and started telling me how she has missed me and would like us to meet again. I checked her Fb profile, I got to realise she's got two kids, and in a relationship with the man she was pregnant and delivered for.

This girl has been on my neck, looking for ways to see me again. She says she misses me everyday and wants to have sex with me, and guess what folks? I'm gonna give her what she wants in full package regardless her marriage or single mum status.. I don't give a f**k what people have to say. I'm gonna give it to her how ever she wants it cos myself, I have missed her t***. "Who never f***ed up, should pls don't bash me"

People definitely would gossip and scathe the family but they would never say any bullsh*t to the face of any of the family members face.

Unless though any of the family members of the criminal has a beef or verbal exchange with an outsider or neighbor, that would prompt them to say crap to the family member's face.

The best thing for the family to do is to relocate to a place that's way too far from the former street they lived.

But as for the crime, they would forever live with the shame for the rest of their lives

Mko123:
I suspected an arson. if not that we've lack intelligence cops that can dig dip into the matter in Nigeria . ^{[b] only God can give the fortitude to bear the loss} [/b]

There was no such thing as arson in the outbreak. The building was actually a plaza filled with many industrial shops that deals mainly on all kinds of Aba made cloths.

The main cause of the fire outbreak was a young guy who mistakenly poured fuel in a generator while the generator was still on.

The generator had to catch fire and due to many generators and two Listers situated at that place, the fire escalated, hence the fire outbreak, and a lot of goods and industrial sewing machines were damaged in the process

The fire escalated to another two story building behind it and there was never a sign of the fire service men

Righteousness2:
If you understand the Mystery and Vanity of Life , you will have pity on this young man and on anyone Who is Living this Privilege life without JESUS Christ.

Folks! Here is the Truth about life!

Everything you have outside JESUS Christ,that you feel is Enjoyment and life, is a Fire wood to Burn you in Hell Fire.

Less than a minute in Hell Dissolves ALL the Moments of Vanitious and riotous living on Earth.

Wealth and Riches is not a Sin. But Wealth and Riches outside JESUS Christ is a Disaster in Waiting..

Mummy G.O has spoken

Congratulations David. I tap from your blessings and accomplishments this new year. Amen

Kingcalls:
Only messi fans will counter this...its showing at juve now...if Ronaldo was at city Chelsea or Liverpool, or even psg, he wud b on 20 goals now... utd don't creat more than 3 chances a game on the average and he has 10 goal.... imagine if he was in a team like those I mentioned that create about 10 to 15 a game...imagine if he was in werners place today...he wyd score his usual hat trick...Ronaldo has wasted his
His last 4 yrs with juve and now utd ...

Why can't Ronaldo create chances himself if he can't score? This is the real difference between him and Messi. If Messi doesn't score in a game, he creates chances to score.

They were expectedly outclassed. Chelsea weren't in their best performance this evening as they had little or few chances created and wasted.

This is what it feels to have Leo in your team. If he doesn't score goals, he creates chances to score.

He's not like the old fraud at Man u who only waits for a tap in for him to score.

AlhajiNatty:
Looks like the diminutive Argentine is slowly adapting in Paris. Unlike a certain god from Madeira who needed no crash course before settling in Manchester.

Your certain god from Madeira only proves himself against the likes of Newcastle, Atlanta and Villarreal.

Nigga was even useless throughout the remaining 25mins he was brought in against Chelsea

Just because Ronaldo isn't among the top contenders of this year balon dor award, that's why his fans are tipping Lewy for the award.

Leo truly deserves it and he surely will win it

I don't know exactly what always causes my sleep paralysis but I know whenever I'm at it, I always scream out loud while sleeping.

Mine doesn't come often, perhaps once in two months but I'll always have my brother to thank cos he's always there to wake me up from the paralysis.

1. Engage her into watching porn with you
2. Watch romantic movies together
3. Talk to her more about your love for women with wild attribute

Good luck to you

If sexual satisfaction is one of the things that troubles you, and your babe whom you are yet to marry but has a child for you, and also doesn't satisfy you, I'd rather you find someone who lives up to your taste.

If eventually u marry this your said babe and she still doesn't satisfy you, the chances you'd have many side chicks in your marriage is high irrespective of your love for her.

A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage

One of my guy after breaking his virginity last year through a runs girl I hooked up with him came out from the room and was like " omo guy, that girl p***y is very cold and sweet, in fact it is sweeter than everything in the world". Laugh wan kill me die that day.

He had his first sex at 25 and since then he's been banging many kpekus both side chicks and main chick..

Nothing but my small sized shoe was stolen from me in my room. I was to blame my roommate cos I traveled back to my parents' house living him all alone in the house..

As a street nigga, I was always on guard with my properties, and we did so many bad things both on and off campus just to survive in school

But may God forgive me for the times I have made people cry and hurt just to survive in school