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Well i think Gold is highly valued.... Anybody into Gold digging is into a worthwhile venture...

Clap for yourselves......... Now share the rice.... Der is hunger in the land

A farmer buys a horse for $60. He sells it to his neighbor for $70. Then he discovers he could have made a better deal. He borrows $10 from his wife, and buys the horse back for $80. He then sells to someone else for $90. How much did he make?

At this point in time... I don't have a problem if Nigeria is placed on olx... One of this advanced countries should just come n buy d country...

---11 months running, National Budget not passed
---A grass importation Economy is emerging
---No programme has been initiated
---Exchange rate plunged to her lowest in 43 years
----Fuel Crisis is the Worst in 38 years
--- $42 billion stolen in NNPC under Buhari's watch
---Anti-corruption is an instrument of political vendetta
---APC now means All Promises Cancelled
----Inflation is worst in 40 years
---Buhari shamelessly operates a Government of Denials
---Herdsmen kill and go because Daura gives them protection
---Popularity of government at its nadir
---Recovered loots not disclosed
---As businesses close shop, unemployment mounts
---Economy has no direction, MDAs not functioning.
---$5.2 billion spent by the Presidency on meaningless foreign trips.
---Even APC members and Northerners call for Buhari's resignation
---Nigeria's economy receeds at geometric rate
---APC IS AN AGENT OF CHAIN not CHANGE!

---11 months running, National Budget not passed
---A grass importation Economy is emerging
---No programme has been initiated
---Exchange rate plunged to her lowest in 43 years
----Fuel Crisis is the Worst in 38 years
--- $42 billion stolen in NNPC under Buhari's watch
---Anti-corruption is an instrument of political vendetta
---APC now means All Promises Cancelled
----Inflation is worst in 40 years
---Buhari shamelessly operates a Government of Denials
---Herdsmen kill and go because Daura gives them protection
---Popularity of government at its nadir
---Recovered loots not disclosed
---As businesses close shop, unemployment mounts
---Economy has no direction, MDAs not functioning.
---$5.2 billion spent by the Presidency on meaningless foreign trips.
---Even APC members and Northerners call for Buhari's resignation
---Nigeria's economy receeds at geometric rate
---APC IS AN AGENT OF CHAIN not CHANGE!

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Gbege... Na dat tym remote d loss.... Na straight to wall socket..... Made me remember wen we were jejely watching a movie then a gay scene came up.... We nearly break the tv... We just draw the wire from socket make eye no see bad tin

Nigeria plants tracking device on trucks for once.... Why must it be always plans to

Abeg i am up for sale... Half the price... This country don tire me

Let's assume you saw a laptop of 97K. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50K from ur mom and 50K from ur dad = 100K. You bought the laptop which left you with 3K change. You gave ur dad 1K and ur mum 1K and kept the other 1K to yourself. Now you owe your mum 49K and ur dad 49K. Now 49K+49K = 98K + ur 1K kept = 99K.Where is the missing 1K?I know you are intelligent. Solve it and tell me the answer.... answers.

People will neva learn... Mtchew.. Meanwhile where is my bucket let me go and fetch small sharp sharp before it explodes YOLO!

It could be now or in 100 years time

...and lai speaks again.... This time silently...

Contact me for your hand fans.... Different types for different level of breeze...... Since no light and fuel.. if your like der dey and die of heat....

And some people believe God will burn people for eternity

Instead of calling him a dullard upanda... Answer his question..... How will devaluation benefit the vast majority

Aduda: na so the boobies stand straight

Buhari: ahh so u press am

Osinbajo: him just d squeeze d tin d go

Saraki: una d enjoy oo

Dogara: Aswear

Be sucking the finger.... The acidity of your saliva is going to mix with the alkalinity of the whitlow to produce a synthesis of fingerling from the crust of your nail manufacturing bruhaha...... Thank me leta

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walcut:
i am not a computer guru but i can safely say ur screen has been damaged

U got me scared... Well d bastard came up just fine dis morning

My laptop was working fine this afternoon, i turned it off, went out, when i came back and turned it on, it turned on but no display on the screen at all, i connected it to an external monitor and it worked just fine. Please what could be the problem..... Your help will be highly appreciated

You might think this is something to post, but you are sharing child pornography... In some countries u wud av bin arrested already

SEX can make you do a lot of things and also make you say a lot of things; 1. It makes u religious: oh god, yes oh my God, 2. It gives u ur 1st singing lesson:mmmmm, owwwww, awwhh. 3. It makes u a natural competitor: fast, faster. 4. U announce ur own obituary: yeee ah! Ur killing me, im dying, oh im finished, gosh! Im dead. 5. Some babes suddenly turn terrorist: scatter it, destroy it, dnt have mercy juz tear it. 6. It make s u a respectful begger: give it 2 me pls, pls am begging pls pls 7. It brings out the loyalty in u: i love you, u r d owner, no 1 else, u r d best. 8. It turns some into a plea header: yea pls dnt stop, dont stop juz continue pls. 9. U go come dey answer d call of urancestors, No 1 else go hear except u: yes im coming, im cooooomming, im cooooooooooming o !!!...... True or false.

Nice song in advance..... Iv not downloaded it yet.... I will when i charge ma phone... Bat3 low.... Once again... Nice song

This is serious.... No unplanned/unserious traveling.... Traveling must be backed by serious, highly important, maybe life threatening reasons

themosthigh:
Because jehovah is a wicked being who is looking for reasons to punish man and not blame himself...that is why he came down to earth to claim that he died for our sins out of his love for us only to wake up in three days,return back to heaven and claim he can now punish man in ethernal fire if we refuse to believe he died for our sins.....he gives us no evidence and punish us for saying it us a lie....he is worst than the devil and i will march out against him on armagadon carrying the black flag of lucifer...we will finally defeat him and lock him up in the bottomless pit which he created for his beloved creation...we almost did it during the tym.of the fallen angels and later when we where lead by the prince of persia to defeat all his angels and prevent daniels prayer from reaching God and we will succeed this tym around and end his reign of tyranny..

See what weed is doing to you

Seeeeeeee:
Security camera is very Good, most people feel am a witch but it's just the hidden security camera that i install in my sitting room, kitchen, bedroom and toilet. Most times i will tell my visitor mostly females i want to go out and see someone i will be back like in an 2hrs time so that she will feel relax and do whatever she likes when i come back i will know everything thing she did especially the calls she made.. Before i leave i will make sure she has credit on her phone, any girl that has another guy will make call immediately you leave the house... I also place voice recorder.

Wetin u cum d form

for their mind dem don improve

To look like the police