₦airaland Forum

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From okoho to gbegiri, from miyan kuka to egusi, from eba to semo, from apku to amala, from poundi(*salivates*) to tuwon masara, from moi moi to kwose(akara), from agidi to okpa. Fura da nono, zobo, kunu, kunun aya, samiya, kwai da kwai, kwuli kwuli, garri, bean porridge and bread, garri with milk kwuli kwuli(or fried groundnut) and cold water, moi moi and sliced bread, suya and youghort, masa ganished with onions and cabbage, zogele ganished with tomatoes and grounded kwuli kwuli, chin chin and meat(during festivities), mai shayi indomie.
If you have not eaten at least half of these yummies, pack your load and gerrara here mehn.
If among your friends you don't have any aboki(hausa), oyi(idoma), nna(igbo), omo(yoruba), adai(ebira), oneh(tiv), nda(nupe), omo eko(Lagosian), akpan(cross river/akwa ibom), apkos(delta), osas(bein), nwa aba(abia), gerrara here mehn.
If you don't use any of these words/phrases: omo, shey, shebi, sha, walahi, wa'lah, odikwa simple, yawa, chai, how fa?,e.t.c, gerrara here mehn.
If you aren't tired of the prince and princess themes used in Nollywood movies, gerrara here mehn.
If you don't know Nairaland, Lind Ikeji, NotJustOk, TooExclusive, gerrara here mehn.
If nobody told you to bath with salt and hot water last year, gerrara here mehn.
If you call it 'sachet water' instead of 'pure water', 'nylon' instead of 'leder', 'PHCN' instead of 'NEPA' gerrara here mehn.
If you don't speak Pidgin english, wrote 'Happy new month' instead of 'Happy Independence Day', or you still watch NTA(na play abeg), gerrara here mehn.
Happy Birthday to Nigeria, my country. May You continue to flourish in your rich cultural diversity. #onelove #onenigeria #independence #birthday #naija #love #culture #social #wealth #peace