₦airaland Forum

Kirinwa:
What are you doing with a hoe in the first place. How can you deny a hoe from being a hoe. Why not ditch her and move on to someone better in stead of allowing her to drag you to her level of hoeing behavior.

NarnieSnyper:
Dude you have to be sure if the girl fancies you at all. You can not just wake and start doing it to a girl you like but who doesn't feel same way about you.

I did these things to my girl because I knew she kinda liked me and with those actions it only made her fall for me the more. Especially the unpredictable and making her jealous part.

When I'm with her and her friend comes around, I intentionally ignore her and start playing with her friend, even start some dirty small talks with her friend, and this gets her angry and want me more at the same time.

Sometimes when I chat with her, I purposely wait for about 3-5 mins before I reply her, making her get the fact that She's not the only girl available for me. If she uploads her new display picture or WhatsApp status, I hardly comment

In less than 3 months she couldn't take it anymore, she had to pour out her mind to me as to why I don't fancy her, ( she's drop dead gorgeous, mind you) but I always make her feel less beautiful because I don't usually compliment her often like other ass-kissing guys, I always talk about other pretty girls I wooed when I'm with her and my close buddy.

Then when I'm in the mood on a particular day, I'll play with her, compliment her with all sincererity , give her hints that I like her....
Can't believe I wrote an epistle sha.

Herrmes:
Bros, we done hear, not every man likes a housewife.

Brightgem:
somebody should find this guy or whatever owns this account and arrest it! Nairaland just has no regulations! This is a psycho on the loose! A mental abnormality! Seems u don't know what rape means.
You are not okay but nobody has told you yet.

As for the topic that girl might be able to cook well, but it Could be what she really means is she wnt do wifely duties for some man! Is not by cooking and washing for all these babies that say they are men! Like this potential rapist that wants to die because of 2k.

Kirinwa:
Don't ever bring rape into any matter on nairaland cos its devilish, wicked and abnormal. Its a sin against God and humanity which you will suffer here and hereafter.

alsudan:
This brain dead Lifeless thing repeating same sickening lines after running Nigeria to the gutters.

Guess Osibanjo, Babachir, Hadiza Usman, Obanikoro, Oshomole, Maina, Ngige, Amechi, Baru, Kyari, Gandollar and these 8 thieves with corruption cases of over 200 billion naira in the dullards party are managing the country's resources very well I guess?

Let the bag of bones just try acting funny after being humiliated at the polls next year, he will wish he really died in that London hospital, and Jubrin actually took his place.

Homeboiy:
I fear an average Igbo man


especially Ndi Anambra



Ha di egwu

HavocGirlMile99:
I understand you need money(guap) but you need prayers too, for you and your girl

Smile4daddy:
Which PH dey expensive? How much u buy am?

I stay PH before my exit to Yenagoa.

If you won use 2k cook soup when go fit last u 5 to 6 days, make the soup be Banga Soup.

Banger soup nor dey consume much ingredients. #150 banga go full paint rubber.

Then banga spicies #50
Onion #50
Magi and Salt #100

Buy kpumo and meat, u fit means am with ice fish

Buy like one paint rubber of garri. You go still get change for hand and the soup go last you 5 to 6 days.

HavocGirlMile99:
Okay, I'll pray for you and your girl...

HavocGirlMile99:
I'll continue to pray for you.


You need help.

HavocGirlMile99:
And there's no remedy

HavocGirlMile99:
Honestly, why are you like this?

Divay22:
Well, he's right though. Some are damn good and down to earth.. I chat with them. most especially when am seating in the front.
But some are just too rude.

Oyindidi:
You like wahala, leave my baby alone

highqueen:
Lol, you are pained that I called you what you are.
Sorry you hear?

Stop killing and raping ladies, I speak light into you.

Let there be light, Amen.

Goodnight, and remember, not everyone has blood in their hands. repent and be saved.

Oyindidi:
Queen dey come for your head

highqueen:
Lool. Nobi only abortion.

It's like you have paid several ladies to abort for your own child that you now think that every other lady is like your exes you have murdered and the ones you have killed because they have refused to abort for you.

Your mum made a terrible mistake by allowing you see the light of the day, that day you were born.
And as for your information, was not yet in school as at 2013.
There was an ASUU strike too.

Biko, ka chi fo.

Oyindidi:
I mean you for ask the guy if him sabi boil egg

Rextizzle:
That wouldn't be hard for me, with YouTube video guide it will be 100% possible.

Infact my ex commended my culinary skills, she accepted I cook better than her, no be wash.

highqueen:
Oh Okay, yu go teach me shaa.

Oyindidi:
Or boil egg

highqueen:
Abortion kor, abortion ni.
It would have been better if your mother aborted you instead of allowing you go on killing spree.


Mr murderer, everyone can't be you.

Get that?

Rextizzle:
Lol thank God I learnt how to cook at age 18, now I'm a professional cook, no time for any nonsense farm tool.

highqueen:
Okay, Mr murderer.

Oyindidi:
Warn yourself

highqueen:
Even after you murdered someone, you still think of gang raping? Your life is terrible.