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RomanceRe: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:36pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
I do same but if I feel like eating something special, I go for it.
Having food stuffs at home is important. U can eat whatever u feel like.

U have eggs, flour too at home.

There are days u feel like eatin pancakes, chin-chin, eggroll. U do it at home.

A good wife should be able to bake.

Me, I can bake, there's nothing I eat that I can't cook.

That's why ever since I was born no girlfrnd has cooked my food.

I was taught never to eat food from a women who is my girlfrnd.

When it comes to domestic works, I get A1. As the last born, mom turned me into d daughter of the house. And even gave me a girl's name.

There's no soup I eat that I cant cook.

I can cut afang leaves better than women.
RomanceRe: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:27pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
that is how it will come back to bite you in the arse when your wife and children will be gangraped. Dont worry, you will watch it too.
My wife will neva be gangraped cos she did no wrong. The hoe I'd pay for her to be raped did me wrong.
RomanceRe: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
I don't have makeup box at home. There times you have nothing at home
always save for the rainny days.

My mom neva lacks food stuffs at home.
Both plantain, yam, cocoyam, dry fish, rice, beans, garri are always present at home.

There are times we make food without goin to market to buy stuffs. because we already have food stuffs in the house.

She taught us how to buy things in buck.

Living with her u will never know how much a cup of rice, beans, garri costs.

She buys tins in buck and save for rainny days..
RomanceRe: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2018
lefulefu:
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if u stock ur house with a satchet of salt,satchet of maggi and a bottle of palm oil i believe that 2k will be enuf to buy the soup ingredients.


crayfish:100 naira
ice fish:350 to 400 naira
a cup of egusi:200 naira
vegetables:100 naira
using the perceptive if u feeding urself o cos i live alone cheesy
A good housewife has grinded crayfish, grinded pepper, grandnut oil, palm oil, salt, maggic, stock fish and dry fish at home..

With these items at home, u can make soup with 2k or less.


Our ladies are not housewives materials..

Instead of the above mentioned items to be at a home of our modern days wives, u will see items like,
powder, bleaching cream, lipstick, eye lashes, wig, makeup boxes etc
RomanceRe: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:05pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
on an empty stomach.
? if u want her to cook for u, wife her or eat for your mama house. All these cheap girls cooking for broke men upandan
On an empty stomach meaning?

Oh! Do u think im d one who will raped her?

I will pay the whole boys in the hood to do the job while I watch.

They will rape her till she bleeds..
RomanceRe: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:00pm On Nov 16, 2018
Rextizzle:
Nah rapist you be?
How does my statement means that I'm rapist? If Mr A pays Mr B to assassinates Mr C, does that makes Mr A an assassin?

I don't blame ur muddy brain that can't comprehend.
RomanceRe: Ladies Why????? by mimimile93: 7:54pm On Nov 16, 2018
gloria34:
How many of these guys shouting up and down will date a girl hawking plantain in d street? Pls just shut up and sit down
Gloria u are a foool for sayin dis. I always see u as a sensible human never knew u are a fvckwit.
RomanceRe: Ladies Why????? by mimimile93: 7:53pm On Nov 16, 2018
Prinzecharlez:
Why do ladies look down on motorists bike men and tricyclists sooo bad!

I was taking a walk with a friend of mine while i observed a bike man stopped his bike and approached a lady maybe to chyke her or something else. You need to see the way the lady ignored the guy as if he doesn't even exist.

I've also observed many girls say they can never date a bus driver or a bike man. Funny enough, these guys earn more than many "men in suit".

Our beautiful ladies of Nairaland, is there any reason why you do this?
In 2012 I went to a barber's shop to cut my hair. The shop was a stone throw to my house so I wore bathroom slippers.

Getting there I saw a lady in the shop and the barber was cutting a guy's hair.
Beside me was a phone charging and I thought the guy whose hair was cut owns the fone.

After a while one small boy came into the shop and told the lady that her attention was needed at home. The lady left the shop. The guy whose hair was cut left the shop and did not unplug the phone. I ran to him and told him he has forgotten his fone. He told me the phone isnt his.

I asked the barber he says the fone isnt his too. So I suspected the girl who was in the shop to be the owner of the fone.

I ran towards the girl's direct and luckily I located the girl.

When I approached the girl to ask her if she left a fone at the barber's shop the girl looked at me from head to toe thinking I want to toast her the snub me and walk away.

She didnt even let me say what brought me to her.

While she walked away, I shouted. 'Pls I didnt come to ask u for frndship, I came to ask if u are the owner of the fone dat is chargin at the barber's shop'

the moment she heard that, she shouted. 'Jesus my fone!'

and ran back to picked it. And then told me 'thank u'.

I told her to save her 'thank u'.

A lot of girls with their dirty characters have missed golden opportunities.
RomanceRe: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 7:34pm On Nov 16, 2018
Divay22:
I have nothing to say.
PoliticsRe: FG Declares Tuesday Public Holiday by mimimile93: 7:20pm On Nov 16, 2018
chidima2019:
The Federal Government has declared Tuesday, 20th November 2018 as public holiday to mark the Eid-El Maulud celebration.


This was announced by the Minister of Interior, Lt Gen (rtd) Abdulrahman Dambazau, on Tuesday in a statement signed by the permanent secretary, Dr. M.B Umar.

He urged all Muslim faithful to align themselves with the prophet’s teachings which border on piety, charity, tolerance and peaceful co-existence, among others.


Dambazau also called on all Nigerians to uphold these virtues, with a view to overcoming the current national challenges facing the country.

He assured that “the Federal Government remains committed to the unity of the country and as such, will put adequate structures on ground towards ensuring that the forthcoming general elections are credible, free and fair.”

https://www.akelicious.net/2018/11/fg-declares-tuesday-public-holiday.html
Ya Allah bless president Buhari
Music/RadioRe: VIDEO: Mr. P – Zombie by mimimile93: 7:05pm On Nov 16, 2018
OkaNaUbe:
Dedicated to all Zombies here on NL or out there.
Zombies of Biafruadd u mean right?
CelebritiesRe: Mary Remmy Njoku And Husband, Jason Njoku Hit The Gym by mimimile93: 6:54pm On Nov 16, 2018
oyahitme:
Popular Nigerian Actress Mary Njoku shares new photo as she hits the gym with her husband, Jason Chukwuma Njoku.

Jason Chukwuma Njoku is a Nigerian entrepreneur, film magnate and African start-up investor.

Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2018/11/couple-goals-actress-mary-njoku-and.html
because one dirty tin hits d gym today and it becoms news and one dirty mod pushed dis to fp.

News that shud b on fp havnt.

Who has never gone to gym b4?

What's special abt her goin to gym?

Havocgirlmile99 went to gym during her monthly cycle and nobody heard it..
RomanceRe: 3 Simple Steps To Make A Girl Have Feelings For You Try Now And See Results by mimimile93: 5:57pm On Nov 16, 2018
I tried these 3steps and it never worked.
PoliticsRe: Governor Udom Emmanuel Presents N670.72bn Budget For 2019 by mimimile93: 5:41pm On Nov 16, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
https://cdn.punchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/01082930/Udom-Emmanuel.jpg

Akwa Ibom State Governor , Udom Emmanuel , has presented 2019 budget of N 670. 72bn to the state House of Assembly for consideration.

It is made up of N 97. 09bn recurrent expenditure and N 445. 94bn for capital expenditure while consolidated revenue is N 127 . 69bn.

Emmanuel said the total projected recurrent revenue for the year was N 374 . 24bn as against N 289 bn estimated in 2018.

Christened ‘ Budget of Industrialisation for Poverty Alleviation , ’ Emmanuel said the budget was intended to build more industries and attract more direct foreign investment.

According to him , the 2019 budget is also predicated on oil benchmark of $ 60 per barrel at a production rate of N 2 . 3 m barrels per day, with estimated exchange rate of N 305 / US$.

The policy objectives of 2019 budget are to broaden and diversify the state ’ s resource base through improvements in the collection of Internally Generated Revenue, the governor said

It is also intended to boost production by local businesses through the promotion of trade, commerce and tourism between the state and the rest of the world and to develop agriculture through the supply of improved agricultural inputs, credit and extension services .

The governor added that policy objectives of the 2019 would also be to maintain a good working relationship with the central government in order to attract federal presence to the state.

https://punchng.com/emmanuel-presents-n670-72bn-budget/
Udom betta decamp now or watch his political career fade away.
TravelRe: Helicopter Flying Couple To The Airport For Honeymoon Crashes In Texas (Photos) by mimimile93: 12:06pm On Nov 16, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
That's lovely
Hmmm!
PoliticsRe: 'I Have Developed Interest In Oil Industry' — Buhari by mimimile93: 12:04pm On Nov 16, 2018
airprinz:
What of cattle industry, PMB?
My signature is for u. Enjoy
PoliticsRe: 'I Have Developed Interest In Oil Industry' — Buhari by mimimile93: 12:03pm On Nov 16, 2018
Forreellinc:
This one never die?
My signature is for u.
CelebritiesRe: Coloured Beard: Efe Claps Back At Fan by mimimile93: 11:56am On Nov 16, 2018
Election time is near. Pls frnds vote for President Buhari.
TravelRe: Helicopter Flying Couple To The Airport For Honeymoon Crashes In Texas (Photos) by mimimile93: 11:40am On Nov 16, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
Are you stalking me? angry
Yes, I am.
TravelRe: Helicopter Flying Couple To The Airport For Honeymoon Crashes In Texas (Photos) by mimimile93: 10:51am On Nov 16, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
What's so important, that you can't tell me here?
Watchin u in 9D
HealthRe: Indonesian Teenagers Are Boiling Used Sanitary Pads And Nappies To Get High by mimimile93: 9:09am On Nov 16, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
Smh.
Bong akam Abasi ono fi okuk ada flex..
TravelRe: Helicopter Flying Couple To The Airport For Honeymoon Crashes In Texas (Photos) by mimimile93: 8:27am On Nov 16, 2018
Explorers:
A helicopter that crashed shortly after leaving a Texas wedding reception, killing the bride and groom and a pilot, had collided with a steep hillside near the ranch where the nuptials were held.


The helicopter crashed about five to ten minutes after takeoff, strewing wreckage across the rugged hillside about five miles from the nearest road and leaving the main body of the aircraft 'hanging perilously,' the National Transportation Safety Board said.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6394917/Newlyweds-helicopter-crashed-hillside-report-says.html?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C4241342813
if this happend in Nig, some swines from the East would blame PMB..
HealthRe: Indonesian Teenagers Are Boiling Used Sanitary Pads And Nappies To Get High by mimimile93: 8:20am On Nov 16, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
Atta enjoyment, ke adu.

Obong flexing.

Okwo afon.

Ami nyeneke okuk ndi kama flex nteh afo.
udia edi flexing?
Uyeneke okuk ndi kama mm'flex? Pele.
HealthRe: Indonesian Teenagers Are Boiling Used Sanitary Pads And Nappies To Get High by mimimile93: 8:20am On Nov 16, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
Atta enjoyment, ke adu.

Obong flexing.

Okwo afon.

Ami nyeneke okuk ndi kama flex nteh afo.
udia edi flexing?
Uyeneke okuk ndi kama mm'flex? Pele.
HealthRe: Indonesian Teenagers Are Boiling Used Sanitary Pads And Nappies To Get High by mimimile93: 7:53am On Nov 16, 2018
HavocGirlMile99:
Emesiere nde. Idem mfo?
Ameh dia mkpo mfen
Idem asong.
Mme dia.
Nke wung coffee ye bread ku'sen'ubok.
Nyom ndi dia edesi ku'uwem'meyo.
Mmbu'bek'eyo nyom ndi dia efere
Science/TechnologyRe: Top 5 Positive And Negative Effects Of Drones You Should Know by mimimile93: 7:38am On Nov 16, 2018
Op ur negativity of drone is crap.

mcayomind:
tell us you're talking for another country pls....... not Nigeria,




Here in 9ja, you only see drone in Nollywood film setting����
I have a drone. There are many people in Nigeria who have drones..
PoliticsRe: 2019: Atiku, Saraki, Secondus, PDP Govs Hold Crucial Meeting by mimimile93: 7:07am On Nov 16, 2018
Gathering of thieves.
RomanceRe: Lovely Pre-wedding Photos Of A Pregnant Nurse And Her Engineer Husband by mimimile93: 7:05am On Nov 16, 2018
This are Yoruba people for u. Always marryin a girl with belle.
kennygee:
Try not to be negative or judgemental, just wish them well. At least, they are making it legal.
have u ever bought a pregnant goat from the market?
Foreign AffairsRe: I Have Never Used A Computer - Japan's Cybersecurity Minister by mimimile93: 7:01am On Nov 16, 2018
Jkyoung:
V
For Victory for PMB

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