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RomanceRe: Photos Of Beautiful Curvy Nurse Drives Social Media Users Crazy by mimimile93: 9:27pm On Jul 12, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Im okay with the little I've got.
I swear you are not ok..

You already in your closet crying and asking God why He gave you a flat butt.

But there's good news.

You can be like this lady.

When you are ready let me know..
RomanceRe: CLOSED by mimimile93: 9:24pm On Jul 12, 2018
Ridhw0n:
Thanks for the concern sir, I've sent you a pm.
I have replied your pm.

If you prove to me that what you posted here is true then I can send you my old laptop.


Because


This is Nigeria.! Everybody is a scammer...
RomanceRe: Photos Of Beautiful Curvy Nurse Drives Social Media Users Crazy by mimimile93: 6:25pm On Jul 12, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
She try
You jealous?
You can have it too.. When you are ready let me know
RomanceRe: Photos Of Beautiful Curvy Nurse Drives Social Media Users Crazy by mimimile93: 6:19pm On Jul 12, 2018
With all those curves, if her brains ain't curvy too she's useless.. A sex.toy.

No man wants to settle down with a dead brain
RomanceRe: Feminism Isn’t Part Of The African Culture! by mimimile93: 6:15pm On Jul 12, 2018
fieryyy:
Instead of rushing to be the first to comment ehn, just read.
I read it ok...
RomanceRe: DJ Khaled Under Fire For Refusing To Give Wife MouthAction (Photos) by mimimile93: 6:12pm On Jul 12, 2018
No matter how clean a cooch is, my mouth can't get to that place..

Even putting my fingers there is disgusting
RomanceRe: What's Making You Angry Right Now....[Part 1] by mimimile93: 6:09pm On Jul 12, 2018
Depression
RomanceRe: I Want To Buy My Boyfriend A New Phone After He Intentionally Smashed His Phone. by mimimile93: 6:02pm On Jul 12, 2018
Believe this op at your own peril.

Last time I checked naija women were leeches..

No naija girl will buy her boyfriend N100 airtime talk more of phone
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Slams Misi Of Hot FM by mimimile93: 5:54pm On Jul 12, 2018
Amagite2:
From; Amagitesblog.com

The internet has been buzzing over a viral video of OAP Misi of Hot Fm saying that Nigerian singer, Yemi Alade has a better singing range than Tiwa Savage who she revealed is more of a shouter than a singer.



Misi's comment was made during an interview with Yemi, who opened up about her position in the Nigerian music industry.

According to Misi who recently attended a live performance show by Tiwa, the Mavin's first lady just shouts. 

Well, Tiwa has reacted via her Instagram page. See more of her posts here; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/07/tiwa-savage-reacts-after-oap-said-she-just-shouts.html
It's the obvious truth that she makes a hell of noise.

Sleeping around with kids who are her son's mates...

Shameless ashawo
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Paying For Sex! by mimimile93: 5:46pm On Jul 12, 2018
fancy4eve:
we don't fuckn collect money from anyone 4 whateva, if ur gal frwnd does same 2 u does not mean ladies in general do same,most of our ladies are hard working nd if u tink we are not, den daz ur business , but don't 4get 2 include ur sisters.
Am sorry...
RomanceRe: CLOSED by mimimile93: 5:44pm On Jul 12, 2018
Ridhw0n:
Please good people of Nairaland i'm highly depressed and i need help. I don't want to my career to end, i need someone to talk to please.

Here goes my story

I'm a 400level student of a University in Nigeria. I'm currently in Lagos for my six months Industrial Training which will soon terminate by September. So, a friend of mine sent me some money (100,000Naira) to help him get a laptop for his final year project because i told him i saved up some money to get myself one too. Because i barely have time during the week i went to computer village Ikeja on Saturday to get the laptop for both us with cash in my bag. I was so cautious in keeping my bag tightly closed to me because of the nature of the place (theft,fraud and scam), some guys approached me to ask what i needed, i told them what i needed. But i suspected foul play in there dealings so i excused myself and went to another store, i met some good looking girls outside the store and they attended to me in a quite good manner. They brought me some laptops but they weren't my specifications, so i moved to the another store. On my way in search of another store, the same guys I met earlier traced me to a corner in the market, pinned me down, pointed a gun at me (i don't know if it was real but i lost my mind already). They dragged my bag with me while I'm struggling with them and shouting for help. Unfortunately for me they successfully got the bag from me with cash in it.

The reason i struggled so much to get a laptop is because without it my final year project would be difficult for me to execute and I'm almost close to graduating with a first class (I'm just 0.15 behind). Also, my friend has been calling since Monday to ask about his laptop, i didn't pick up because i don't know what to tell him.

The worst part is i live with my friend's family and they sponsor my education. With all that happened now, they're going to think i duped them and that's going to mar our relationship. They might stop sponsoring my education and that's gonna be the end of my career.

Please all i need now is your financial aid because this is a huge debt on me.
Too much scam in the country has not allowed us to know the real people in need of help..

Two places in Lagos one has to be extremely careful when visiting are Computer Village and Ladipo.

Guy if what you say is really really true and you can prove it..


Then pm me..

I have an old laptop I can send you..
RomanceRe: Why Is It That Married Women Are Always The Sweetest On Bed?! by mimimile93: 5:34pm On Jul 12, 2018
sisipelebe:
I know you're joking, but if You ve truly done the aforementioned, you are a cursed Child.
What if you bleep a married woman unknown to you are you cursed?


Or

You go to a brothel and bleep a woman whom you suspect to be a married woman?
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Paying For Sex! by mimimile93: 5:29pm On Jul 12, 2018
fancy4eve:
u don't just call pple u don't know names, if u re pained by my mention, y not Bleep off
Give me the preferred name to call someone who collects money from another in exchange for sex..


Because that's what Nigerian ladies do
RomanceRe: Who Is Expected To Say Thank You After Sex? A. Boyb. Girl by mimimile93: 5:26pm On Jul 12, 2018
Of course it is the harlo.t
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Paying For Sex! by mimimile93: 5:20pm On Jul 12, 2018
fancy4eve:
I can see u re sick in brain, dis ur statement shows dat all of u in ur family are prostitutes excluding ur parents, am not surprise bruv, cus I know dat OLOSHOLISN runs in d lineage nd ONA EFE FE........OP pls run for ur dear lyf oh, cus frwnds lyk dis re devil in human form.
What was wrong about my post?

Speaking the obvious truth is what you get mad at?
RomanceRe: Feminism Isn’t Part Of The African Culture! by mimimile93: 5:08pm On Jul 12, 2018
Our new generation ladies like copying crap from the whites.

The African feminists are the sex starved, frustrated and confused set of beings.

An African lady that is above 30yrs who couldn't hold down a man due to her bad character automatically due to frustration turns to a feminist..
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Paying For Sex! by mimimile93: 5:02pm On Jul 12, 2018
mgtow:
HOW NOT TO GET YOUR HEART BROKEN

1. Make peace with the fact that change is the only constant thing in life, and you are only here to enjoy the lady while IT lasts. Because it won't. It's a contract and it will expire.

2. Never spend more than you are comfortable with throwing away. As you see me so, I am the King of Transport Fare. Mr N500 or N1000 is my middle name. Am I cheap? Probably!

3. Tell her you love her and play the part of Romeo convincingly, keeping in mind that's all she wants to hear and that's how you can get her to fûck you like a porn star. Even hoes want to feel like you love them and can't do without them.

4. Lie about anything and everything. Exaggerate. Make calls with imaginary business associates talking million-million. Her eye go sharp and her ear go raise like antenna. At this point you can even start billing her off which she will gladly pay after all she is expecting something in return.

5. Flirt with other girls, preferably have other girlfriends. Never allow yourself get invested in one woman, no matter how hot she is. If you catching yourself slipping, slap yourself to revert to factory settings. Complain about one or two women that are disturbing you in her presence and even ask for advice.

6. Take everything she tells you with a pinch of salt. No matter how much of a liar you are, she is waaay better trust me. I can't stress this enough. If she says she's going for night vigil, tell her to pray for you, and of course, don't believe her.

Lastly and most importantly;

7. Have a life! When you are busy with more important things, you will always consider women as nothing but sport. Something you engage yourself with for its entertainment value and nothing more.

mimimile93, I can tell you are a very emotional guy, but if you have been heartbroken before, learn from it and take necessary precautions to ensure that such a thing never happens again. That's how to grow.
I love this piece..

Thanks bro.. Grateful
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Paying For Sex! by mimimile93: 4:32pm On Jul 12, 2018
mgtow:
What is heartbreak? Are you still a child? As a man, you are entitled to one or two heartbreaks. One from your first love and maybe one from some other girl you were foolish enough to fall in love with. After that, you ought to learn how to just go with the flow and not take them so seriously. They should be the ones struggling to prove themselves to you that they are different from other girls.

If you haven't learnt this by now, especially after having read your thread, I don't know what else to tell you. Keep doling out 5k while your mates are getting the coochie and even billing the babes. Sometimes I act broke and have them stock my fridge. When you get a lady to spend money on you, or cook and clean, you are getting her invested in YOU.

This is my own philosophy anyway, you guys don't have to agree with me.
oh bro as it pleases u.


From what I've been through I can never have these leeches come close.


I am the kind of person that when I fall I fall deep even deeper..


The moment I say let me start keepin a girl I will find myself giving her my all.


I don't really know how to love with my head I love with my heart and I give all.

I love with everytin I have.


Since no girl deserves such love let me be payin for the cooch.


I plan gettin a doll.

I was one of the happiest people when I heard abt the invention of sexdoll.

I am saving up for a doll.
RomanceRe: Women Don't Need Love Or Care But by mimimile93: 4:18pm On Jul 12, 2018
@BestDude I read ur post and I went back to read people's comments on my thread and tears started flowin from my eyes. I feel bitter. I feel miserable. Life is hard real hard. I think a lot. I hope I will heal.

I am planning to return back this place is adding to my grief. Most white girls in here ain't friendly with the blacks. Unless u have bahts to throw around an average Thai girl won't pay any mind to u.
That's the reality here.

Funny some of them call us (blacks) funny names that I don't even knoe the meaning.

I am tired really tired.

Thank you so so much for ur words of encouragement.

And to everyone on this forum thank you.
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Paying For Sex! by mimimile93: 3:57pm On Jul 12, 2018
Dudeweedlmao:
Do you look like vomit? why pay so much for a women' s attention?
Bruv I don't pay for a lady's attention I pay for her cooch. And once I cum, I am done with her and I move on. Nobody gets hurt.

No heartbreak..
RomanceRe: I Want To Stop Paying For Sex! by mimimile93: 3:53pm On Jul 12, 2018
mgtow:
Lol so everytime you need to have sex you count money to give to someone? How does that make you feel? It is financial leakages like this that make people not to progress in life even when they are seeing small change. So assuming you have sex 3 times a week you're gonna pay let's say 15k? Multiply that by 4 weeks in a month, and then a year, and see how much you throw away because of that thing you call a pènis. Do you feel smarter now?

Of course, this is the part where you form baba olowo and claim it's nothing. A sensibile person won't just dole out cash because he wants to release sperm. It's demeaning. To me at least. The only people that pay back to back for sex are those people that can't seem to get a regular girl to have sex with them. It's a little pathetic, but whatever rocks you guys' boat.

PS - I wouldn't pay someone 200k to fúck me. Why? Because I am not stewpid.
Won't u rather pay 5k for sex and have peace than keep a girlfriend and have heartbrk?


Heart break is quite expensive and some times u pay with ur life.


P:S- If it cost you your peace, then it's too expensive.
RomanceRe: "I Can't Find Myself Being A Feminist Because I Expect My Man To Foot The Bills" by mimimile93: 3:41pm On Jul 12, 2018
Shugavee:
lol this is the stupid thing abt you men,, so u want a more modernized woman but still want to be treated as kings of some sort,, wanting to subscribe to the times when women we’re nothing n not respected,,, u guys want developed woman but foolish at the same time,, if u want a modernized woman modernize your brain,,, if u want a woman that pay bills get ready for equality ,,, let her pay the bills but shouldn’t be a feminist?? Really ?
I am not and nevr will be against feminist..

I like ladies that are manly that's why most of my female friends were t-birds.

My own is, be a feminist and pay the bill..


Don't be a feminist and avoid resposibilities.
RomanceRe: How Can I Get My Woman Back? by mimimile93: 11:46am On Jul 12, 2018
While young men are thinking of how get rid of leeches op is thinking of how to get his leech back..


Indeed another man's food is another man's poison..
FamilyRe: Lady Vows Not To Put A Call On Silent As She Lost Her Sister (Pics) by mimimile93: 11:27am On Jul 12, 2018
You stop putting your phone on silence is your fvcken business.
The people who put that silent key weren't stupiid..
If am having a V.I.D with you and your phone rings, I'll walk you out..
RomanceRe: What's Your Take On A Relationship Without Sex? by mimimile93: 11:03am On Jul 12, 2018
ImaIma1:
Many people debate on dis issue a lot. for some its ok but for some others its like "are u kidding me? No sex?!! so seriously what do u guys think about a relationship wit no sex?
The only time a naija woman (the one born from the 80s) is useful in a relationship is the 'sexx time'.

If u take sexx away from the relationship, don't u think u are abusing the woman's usefulness?
RomanceRe: Women Don't Need Love Or Care But by mimimile93: 10:54am On Jul 12, 2018
ImaIma1:
Ufan mmi,

I see that you have slept with at least 75% of Nigerian ladies to come to your conclusion.

Well...i am not useless...at least be fair to your mum, your sisters and all the females in your family. Or are you ruling them out of the uselessness?

Be responsible for your choices and stop generalizing it. You sound more intelligent than that.

An ex took off with over 500k of my money that he was supposed to pay down for a car for me. I never got it back. Do you see me calling you useless?

Or should i create a thread about the Nigerian guys that i have had to deal with that showed they were useless?

Please quit all this already. You are not the only one that has been hurt. People have had it worse than you.
lipsrsealed
ImaIma1:
Ufan mmi,

I see that you have slept with at least 75% of Nigerian ladies to come to your conclusion.

Well...i am not useless...at least be fair to your mum, your sisters and all the females in your family. Or are you ruling them out of the uselessness?

Be responsible for your choices and stop generalizing it. You sound more intelligent than that.

An ex took off with over 500k of my money that he was supposed to pay down for a car for me. I never got it back. Do you see me calling you useless?

Or should i create a thread about the Nigerian guys that i have had to deal with that showed they were useless?

Please quit all this already. You are not the only one that has been hurt. People have had it worse than you.
RomanceRe: "40-year-old Woman Poisons Herself Due To Parental Pressure To Marry" - Lady by mimimile93: 10:35am On Jul 12, 2018
Was there any need letting us know she had a masters degree?

Just tell us a lady above 40 died due to parental pressure to get married.
RomanceRe: Do This Things To Make Your Long Distance Relationship Work by mimimile93: 10:28am On Jul 12, 2018
You can't find honesty in a Nigerian lady..
RomanceRe: Lady Who Put Her Phone On Silence Heartbroken, As Her Sis Died Mins After Callin by mimimile93: 10:24am On Jul 12, 2018
How would you picking her calls prevent her from dying?
You stop putting your phone on silence is your fvcken business.

They people who put that silent key weren't stupiid.
I can't have a VID with you and your phone rings.. I walk you out..
RomanceRe: How True Is This Facebook Post I Saw This Morning? by mimimile93: 10:10am On Jul 12, 2018
Wilfredpat22:
The truth is we women like to show we are doing things and that in turn rubbish the male counter parts

You will never see men showing the whole community what they do for their woman.

Well, men do have higher thinking intelligence I must say
Thanks for making use of your brains...

God bless you
RomanceRe: How True Is This Facebook Post I Saw This Morning? by mimimile93: 10:09am On Jul 12, 2018
Ndukings92:
the better ones are still in existence op. mum is a good example of one and am a living witness.
OUR mothers are golden.

Those are women who stood by their men through thick and thin.


Ladies born from the 80s are written_off.

This post is 100% true for ladies born from the 80s

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