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Be my date, will you?

FTBOY:
LOL! i don't want "what to wear" to be an excuse for not coming to the party, so make she wear anything wey she like jare.

FTBOY:
i'll blame the girl too for not reporting in time. it was after the dude had chewed off the last strand of hair from her body that she remembered to speak out. why did she keep mute all this while?

She's been enjoying the mullah . The power of money.

FTBOY:
i tell you...the dude is actually in love with the hairs on the girl's body, not with the girl herself. notice she said he ends her calls when she tells him the hair hasn't grown back.

I just can't picture the expression on the girl's face when he's chewing his cuds away . Goat

Cc lalasticlala

I honestly couldn't resist sharing . Very weird sumfn.

FTBOY:
tamuno!!! hahahaha!

wetin remain again to see for this life? this is the weirdest of all the weird fetishes for sexual gratification i've ever read about or seen in my life!

dis one na cannibalistic nebuchadnezzar o!

Like zzzzzzzzzzz . Don't mind me. Thank you.

kaboninc:
Mimzz..

I just like the sound of your moniker.. .

My thought too.

kaboninc:
He's just weird and fetish.. .

There's nothing like ritualism...its just mental fantasy.

Shoot

SmartchoicesNG:
I have a question​to ask.....

dominique:
Still yet to get a response

CC epppliss, can you please send her a pm containing details of your other moniker?

Makes sense. Thanks for going the extra mile ma'am

eyinjuege:
Faculty of medicine,Samaru. 11am tomorrow morning.

Wear a red shirt, so you can be easily identified, and go with your ID.

I can't give his no to you because I don't personally know you, so all our interactions will be here on this forum.

You will be approached by one of the Drs/lecturers there, and he will probably introduce himself to you. Don't forget he will take pictures of the legs, so wear something that's not tight that'll need you to remove your whole trousers.
Give me a mention once you get there so I can also call him straightaway.
I will give a feedback here as soon as we know you're real.

Op please reply this so she can verify.

dominique:
Can you post your some medical docs such as test results, doctor's report, bills, invoices etc for verification please? Also mail me with your previous monicker so I can check your profile out. Wishing you speedy recovery

No chills at all. The comments "so haggard and shantigor"

SmartchoicesNG:
itumo? Sacrificial things loading

Are you insinuating that the guy is fetish?

Rolling my eyes. There he goes...

TSOM:
Maybe he needs floss and your hair is a ready alternative. Then again, why would anyone need to 'floss' when there's a moist, tangy pulsating fleshy opening to lap up like it's Santa's candy gift? Darn!

ikp120:
Some niggas for here go be like "Abeg where I fit buy that cream wey the guy give her? I wan use am grow bear bear"

#Assholes

Found this on twitter few minutes ago. What's your take? I feel he has a very weird fetish.

That movie is really pathetic. Had to force myself to watch till the end. . Should have known when we were just 5 in the hall.

Anyway, quick recovery to her.

Sure. How's your end?

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Definitely

Trust the day is going fine [/color]

Borrowed experiences

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]Lol, I'm trying to work my head around what motivated this piece [/color]

devilsdouble00:
And when she comes home for hols...?

He should avoid being alone with her and if that is inevitable and she eventually makes a move, he should flog sense into her.

stevecantrell:
To become a lesbian .. ?

Where is this school of thought coming from? So all girls who attend a boarding school automatically become a lesbian? I disagree.

Send her to a boarding school. Simple!

Keep testing your partner, don't stop. Test him with you best friend. You know it isn't blood that is flowing through his veins. Make her wear very seductive clothes and sit on his lap. You will get an invite to be the chief bridesmaid at their wedding soon. Do not cry foul when it happens, you ordained yourself a matchmaker!

I just wonder!

Lsofdk:
[color=teal]It has gotten to the point, where bloggers have dropped creative writings to senseless conjuring of sexcapades, all in a bid to drive traffic to their blogs [/color]

Happy birthday to him. I see different drinks on that table. Is the baileys for the boy as well?

SmellingAnus:
Smelling anus with smelling poo .. anyway, just feeling naughty tonight...

The guy felt embarrassed but I don't think it was enough reason for him to back off if he really had genuine intentions towards you... It was simply the call of nature...

Exactly

I guess you were looking for a rebound relationship but before you could say Jack, things happened so fast. Well, i really don't know, i do not wanna be too quick to judge you and say you rushed into another relationship and you did not even give it time to mature before tying the knots again. Well, my sister, just pray that things will fall into place and stop worrying yourself over what you do not have control over right now.

Juliearth:
Slap yourself!


Sorry,I mean clap!

Lol. Morning

SmartchoicesNG:
Contesting?

Not in this life anymore.

Slap yourself OP.

You are worried about his not too fluent English but you keep telling yourself, it doesn't really matter. Slap yourself again.

You are worried about his height but you want people that have never seen this guy before to give you a false reassurance that it's OK to go ahead. Slap yourself!

My dear, wake up from your slumber and ask yourself what you really want in a relationship. If this dude doesn't fit, then tell him nicely and walk away abeg.

If the only thing you are attracted to bout him is money then your priorities are misplaced and you might end up regretting later. Let the dude go.

If you really love him, then height shouldn't be a deciding factor.

I'm not hating but she just doesn't look appealing to me.