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What is the meaning of stick around ??

Nice writeup sir.

By the way, you can as well use fueleconomy.gov to know your fuel economy. They calculate average usage in three scenarios:
-City ... this is a situation whereby you drove only in the city, considering intermittent traffic, traffic lights stops and all
-City + Highway (combined) .. you drove both city and highway (no stops, high speed)
-Highway (no stops, high speed)

photoshop of life

kayfra is a prophet!

ssoftappless:
100 million monthly when lionel messi is receiving 150million naira weekly as wages after tax. "chai!!!! papa GOD pick my call.

lol . Olodo

hmmn .. a lot at the background (people, technology, processes, application, infrastructure, security and all ... ko easy mehn)

ameboismyhobby:
We dey here

hmn .. see them

so why call them healthy

Plllleeeeeaasssseeee, what da fvck is it with this xes thing on Val day? Why is the world just so upside down? What happened to going to a park, a resort, a beach, ice cream, movies or any cool place of choice? True lovers should just share gifts, it doesn't have to be expensive but a show of appreciation of companionship. If you have more, extend the gifts to neighbours, orphanages and all. If at all there will be xes, then it should happen when you both desire it, not a premeditated thing. Can we just be sane for a day? Lord! I feel sick when all people can first think of is xes (not even the one that is borne out of mutual thirst).

My two kobo.

Babyphinas:
Argument can lead to fight in the dream

hmmn!

Babyphinas of life! ..

.. In fact, i was unhappy about an issue in the office until i saw this .. can't stop laughing.

myfantasies:
Ur wife has been poisoning u since 2008 nd u r still alive

Which means she has been using the wrong antidote

My dear, forget. I have heard similar stories before. I have a friend that works in the Ministry of women affairs (Dispute Resolution section) who mentioned a case where a wife poisoned her husband. The poison can be in the blood stream for 5 years or more, and his health was slowwwly deteriorating . She did it because none of the kids she had for the man belongs to the man. The man is very rich and she wants him to drop dead later, then she can have all the wealth. May God give us a spouse that will elevate us, not the one that'll kill us.

Aminat508:
u no be Aminu Tambuwal joo

Tambuwal is my uncle's friend nah, Usman Danfodiyo things, u know... I can be of help oh.. shey it's Aminat Catering services, abi? Come my house, you don make am, gba!

Aminat508:
I can cook too @ Aminu Tambuwal

Can you? It's a lie .. come to my house this weekend. Seriously

Ok oh, e ku gushing oh

Lilimax:
Social Media seems to be doing more harm than good in most people's marriage.
Folks should learn to watch situations and know when to refrain or put a halt in social media.

You are so on-point. In fact, i'll marry you for this comment.

Omotayor123:
J

wetin do 'J' ?

endtime comments

oshioke2012:
this is genuinely true, my specs in a man are just so much, am sure i for don marry...

add more to your list of specs

What exactly is this 'my type' thing ?

You have been dating a babe, a very beautiful chic that grew up in a godly home, for some years now.
You love her with all your heart, and you are a god-fearing man. You both did not have pre-marital sex, and are both virgins. You have a good job and you can afford your bills and run a home like a man. You are financially, mentally and spiritually prepared to raise a Godly home. Now you have gone for Introduction at your in-law's house, you even took it further, you did proper Engagement. Wedding is coming next, and everything is in top gear.

Alas! your babe started vomiting just two weeks to wedding. You both visited a Doctor, and the Doctor congratulated you that your wife is a month pregnant. You both know very well that you never spent a night together under the same roof. Now, you have planned to secretly part ways with her, because you don't want to expose her. You love her really, but you can't go ahead with the wedding. Then you had a dream that night, someone in white just quoted a bible verse to you, and he said it's the holy spirit that impregnated your babe!

Hehehe .. Can you phantom what Joseph went through? Yet he woke up the next morning and hugged Mary, and he said 'I'll marry you', and to cap it all up again, he didn't have sex with her until after she had given birth.

Please, wetin Joseph smoke? How do these people Obey God so much? Can people obey God like this?

okedoyinolabisi:
A Yoruba saying goes thus..... to ba Ku die ki omo olore jin si koto, monamona a sise imole. U still av a purpose to fulfill in the land of d living. good luck to u dear.

Laakaye re o ni pare. Same thing that came to mind

realGURU:
Hang him by the ball

one ball ?

refiner:
dats guys for u.....silly and funny creatures..

hmn.. don't get saucy .. funny, yes ... silly, no
BTW i've not seen your full pix o

evegran:
Let me see you fully naked first.

Ah! evegran .. you no dey fear to see old man's something?

refiner:
thought I was d only one experiencing dis.....I was ones asked to send my full picx...I updated one..den he asked to see my toe nails...wen I asked why... he said he wanna av a picture of every part of d gal he wanna marry......shooooo marry? person u Neva see for real.......

blocked him straight....some guys re funny a times....

lol ... toe nails, not even the toes.. WTF?

Ok, all you ladies, let me see your full pix. lol

*runs out*

Awon oniro oshi .. Dangote ko, Buhari ni... Anuofia!!

Please can someone deliver me from this track ... It's been on repeat ooo ...

oxy-fuel cutting !
probably fuel rich Butane Torch flame *wink

Thier CoT tho'

anitank:
If he loves his job, why was he looking for another?

It's actually possible to love what you're doing (job) but may not love the pay

Explorers:
9. Kissing Has Many Health Benefits.

A kiss exchanges between 10 million and 1 billion bacteria.

WTF! ... Lawd of messi