₦airaland Forum

Nairaland users are not even up 10 000 of the Nigerian population so no one noticed so bad

Beuberry:
Seun my darling, my handsome bulgy eyes billionaire, oya chop 💋 kiss.
I v a request, free all those in nairaland prison and let people pray for you. I mean unban all that were banned.
I ll mobilize them to hold special prayers for you & nairaland in the shrine make any body nor dey hold ya blokkos.


Don't thank him. He's a learner. He should host this site on a private server. Imagine how cloudflare is dragging his blokkos on top and abuse he overlooked? https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/nairalands-server-taken-down-because-i-overlooked-an-abuse-report-says-founder/%3famp
Does cloudflare know how many mad people we are caring for on this site?
Putin or Kim Jung Un can't manage nairaland
It's extremely crazy here!

Babe I’m in love with your cute face and intellect it drives me crazy 🥰🥰

Lol I was here

DrAda:
This is clearly a fictitious story

I think so his profile seems so too

LooneyLester:
Use ways to secretly collect her number and text her yuur thoughts


If she no gree , find where she lives



If she lives alone, best to break into her house when she's not around and wait for her then you do the needful



Remember to disguise your appearance

😂😂😂 op collect this advise

dkidd:
Just be nice and friendly towards her in particular. Drop hints from time to time. If she digs u she will meet u half way but u sef face ur hustle naaa... all these girls get pride oo and if only u were a cleaner/ errand boy somewhere else she for fit consider but this one too close make she no pour u hot water or start to frustrate u hustle there later

The boy no get sense ajeh bankers wey get pride especially the ladies

Stamina777:
Hello nairalanders, please I need your advice on this. I work in a bank as a cleaner and I go on errands for bankers in the bank. Am 24 year old and I only have my school start with me. I have an ambition to further my education though.

So their is this lady banker I like so much. I do go on errands for her. She is in her youthful age too but might be a little older than I do. I love her but I don't know how to tell her. I fear she might cast me if I tell her my intentions or I might lose my self respect.

Moreover, I always feel lonely because I rarely socialize. I go on errands because of the tips I make from it. Nobody gives me money for not doing anything. I feel less cared for but I care more about my loved ones even though I only give to them. I feel lonely all the time

Please what should I do

Abort mission she is not into you else you would have seen green lights no go cast yourself

sulakishop:
Unless it can translate to money...

I no dey use SAPA money dey stream...

So you don’t listen to music attol?

Prettygirl200:
I didn't make my comment on your mother's head. Sorry!!

You have been crying all over nairaland na you be the first person them serve breakfast? Wailer 😂

Don’t find something to keep yourself busy keep fooling around for likes frustrated ewu

GeeM:
For where, me wey don dey f...u..c..k since wey back. What I'm saying is that people should stop pretending not to like sex when behind closed doors they enjoy the wet honey pleasure

Wahala for who wey no day enjoy sez

Prettygirl200:
The day he started demanding I do more than my power, while he was boldly allowing a woman feed him all in the name of being supportive..not like he did anything in return while we were dating I was living on empty promises.

You sef rest

Is like you just diavirgin of recent

Yerstaday I brought a random girl home to spend the night when I wanted to have s*x with her after putting on a condom the condom got torn when I tried inserting it in her

I tried all the 3condoms in the kiss sachet and they all gone torn then I stopped because I had no condom left

This morning now I’m thinking if is the spirit of God that did it maybe the girl has a very bad sickness 🤷

Babaibeji2020:
Clown......
I work & live in Yenagoa, precisely at Obelle Street amongst the thieving "bobos" Street urchins....
I'm a law enforcer,I dey burst dem back to back.....
Anytime they see my car,na maximum salama dem dey give with their begi-begi "senior man wetin dey nah......",very useless lots who don't wanna work but beg and steal!
The good ones are 10 in 100%.
Go get a life......that Lagold is ur anchor ⚓point,u re a thief🤣🤣
What happened to Matto Crystal,Aridolf,Jubilee,Rebatel,Udeme,Ayala....? Na Lagold you call hook up come meet you for bar,no be room sef.....ogun kill poor rat like you.
....Find me come club Ranz come ball useless boy....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you posted that thing, u neva thought someone in Yenagoa is on nairaland, ino mkpoh...🤣🤣🤣🤣 Bastard go type lagood hotel,where that one there for the whole Yenagoa, abi Bayelsa....?
Olodo where wan trend,I don burst your one week,one boxer life....🤣🤣🤣🍻🥂🍾🍷
I'm out,I go still torment you where I dey brew....better men dey read, dey laff, e be like we for see u ,nack u 2by2 for head.....ode🤣🤣🤣🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Werey when last did you visit Yenagoa? Seems is been long 😂 do you think cult related activities still take place like before? My guy you sound like a kid at your age

Rest in Jesus name

LooneyLester:
Op na mugu

I no understand? You go just day open mouth waah you get sense attol?

Babaibeji2020:
The more reason I call you a bastardo.............I pity your poor parents who ought to have aborted you to save the world this show of foolery....You're a phone thief, that I know.....that's the only way bastards survive in Yenagoa and we're killing them slowly, if you don't stop, what happened at Amarata some weeks back will definitely be your fate.....Lagold groover....unam ikot mkpoh!

See this frustrated Mugu wey hunger day beat you think 🤔 Yenagoa boys is like your village jobless boys that steal for a living Abi

I no answer you again I can see life is dealing with you pls don’t commit suicide your broke father still needs you 😂😂

Babaibeji2020:
Dat girl's name's bayelsan, do I sound bayelsan daft thing.......
The only Bayelsa gurl I could straff that didn't want to kill with body odor izza Nembe gurl......
You're still a bastardo to rate Lagold hotel as a place where anyone would get value for their money......
People who don't have fathers or probably have very useless ones,tend to drag parents into online interface.....I'm an adult taking care of myself & my family for long,so idiats like your sorts can't sit on the table I sit....I'm light years out of the range of a dulard dat toasts a hook up because he's too broke to keep one that a bit decent, only to come online to shame her......a phone thief shaming a hooker....🤣🤣🤣🤣
....very silly entity,you are......

Cry more🪣🪣 🤣😂😂 I don’t have strength to waste words on someone already caused from his mothers womb.. so you stole the phone you are using? Tell me more about it bastard your mother pussy smells that’s why you have always met girls that have been smelling

Rest joor good for nothing nicoompoop🤣🤣

Jeon:
Unah no dy hear word.

I love you

payaseriy:
e nor go beta for u and ur generation.

Ur papa condensed sperm na cause this nonsense. You come online dey find person wey go look u lyk big boy...

If woman tell u "hi" you go post am say u fuk her.

E nor go beta for u, ur mama, and ur papa. Na generational swear i swear for u so. Watch out!

Keep crying 😭 😂🤣

KanielOutis92:
I'm more concerned about your wallpaper. I see many youths having nude and pornography pictures as their wallpapers these days. What's the thing about it? Does it make you guys fly?

Rest!

Balablue64:
Bro firstly pay after visit , then don't forget to put something for her drink so you and your guys go enjoy am wella.

Like what do you suggest?

payaseriy:
low IQ broke boy wey dey kiss and tell...

Nor be say u even fuk d gal sef... ordinary meet up, u don dey jump. E nor go beta for ur papa.

I don chat d gal make she send me ur pic

My swear go catch you, just watch out.

I fit carry money fvck your olosho mother na ur father you day call broke boy as I tell you before first swear for that ur father worthless sperm wey born you to suffer before we can talk

Poor boy cry more I need more basin to full🥲😂

payaseriy:
na swear I swear for u

First swear for ur papa wey no make am wey born you in poverty before you swear for a random person on the internet

payaseriy:
see d gal here


E nor go better for u

U nor send d money and u nor even meet d gal... Just dey form boss

Lol that’s not the girl and learn how to talk is like na ur generations e no go better for ewu

Flipmac:
Apart from Binance, luno and remitano, is there any other trusted bitcoin exchange platform that allows Nigerians?

I'll send you N500 airtime as a reward to anyone who can recommend a good platform for me. Thank you.

Bybit


Where is my airtime?

Testiebobo:
For instance, put yourself in a shoe of someone who has a very rich friend, but the friend is very kala and stingy. And you needed some cash like N50,000 to send to your hungry family who are not living in the same state as yours. But your rich friend lied to you that he does'nt have money. Fine! But the next day you saw him in a botique buying clothes and shoes worth N600,000 for a girl he just met 2weeks ago. What do you do to such a stingy friend?

Na man day do man he is such a foolish simp