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moondust:
@mishoo
e be like say u wan experience the same thing wey happen to islander and her crew shey? I be terrorist o!

Hen, Wetin ?? If you try am, you no go try am again.
Me no dey make noise fight oo.

My name na ADAKEJA & my surname na ADAGUNJA.
Go ask for the meaning !!

My G-GrandFather massacred a whole Village when he had Malaria !!
Am His Direct Descent !!

If u tell am again and they ban you, i no get hand 4 the matter oo !!

Infourmer:
No mind am,e think say im sabi grammer.He no know sey na my papa create grammer and dictionary sef.

Abeg, your Surname na Webster or Oxford

Infourmer:
hmmm I no collect seun babe O, I guess its this em em wetin be im name sef ehn Mrpataki.But thank God its all past tence now

Ha, that Guy MrPataki

Well, e don show you how ' Pataki ' he be now !!

You too no dey curse person too much !! Na your mouth Hand cause am !!

Infourmer:
yea O ,he even threathened to kill obasanjo.Didnt you hear

LLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL

Infourmer:
where is the star sef?

Na moon, e no dey shine much !!

Infourmer:
mushroom,i don't want to get banned again O

NOW, i know this is Informer !! But you 'Kolo' small oo !!


On the other Hand, no be small !!!
Why dem ban you ?? You collect Seun's Girl Friend Abi you dey Hack System ??

Oya, come face my panel !!!

Quick, Forward - - - - March !!!!

nana:

Nana, you know about this??

Infourmer:
Nana,so whats up how did mosque go ystday,u going today?

       




This guy must have just been released from ARO !!!

moondust:
that i cannot disclose in here, or more peeps would see it too. _{but trust me, u don't wana know}

Does this guy really do all those things they accuse him of

Infourmer:
why not an acid of drop

Infourmer


THIS IS NOT INFORMER NOW !!!
BROS WHO U BE??

i thought it was just an acid drop. Is she WHOLLY ACIDIC

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother." The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same. So he decides to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you." His mother smiling said to him," Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son anyway, but pls dont tell ur father!

Bolarge:
Talo ranti orin kan taa ma nko nigba taa ba nsere ni kekere;

". . . Idi ore mi lemi o fi si,
. . . idi ore re jalanjolo. . . ."

Ki la nfi sidi ore wa nigba naa gaan?

Mo kan ranti orin naa mo si nda rerin.

Haba, Okan okunrin Bolarge yi Dudu oo !!
Isin ti oju re ti ri okun ati osa lo to n bere nkan ti oun fi si idi ore oun.
O da oo. Igi kekere ni a ma n fi si ehin ore wa ni igba na

@Nana, bawo ni ara re??
@Tafari, okunrin meta !! Bawo ni nkan?? Awon iyawo nko? Se won n jeun ?? Se omode naa n sere pelu ??

@Nana, wats up??
Your Wkend was cool

E kaaro oo!!
A a jirebi ??

WOMENS MORALS

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls. "Is this your
thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No." The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the seamstress replied, "No." The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy. Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel Gibson."
MORAL: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Am last to post !!!

_{Well, at least for the main time - - - -}

lilvonz:
I am soo serious
We didn't do any family planning.
Well, she likes kid.

Bomb Blast in 2001 and you've produced 10 kids
Tell me, what did you marry, to have produced 10 kids in 6 years

dblock:
Money is what we live for.

if you fit chop am, your life go better.

Not too far from the TRUTH

rasulua:
Enh u watin u wan do?

Come Rasulua, why you dey fear me now !!
You think i fit appear on your Screen or in your Dreams (though i might one of these days) ?? Am Just a GREAT GUY wasting some time on NL !!

olanajim:
Mishoo, take note:

" I retreat and thereby teach her to be victorious as she pursues me. I continually fall back, and in this background movement I teach her to know through me all the powers of erotic love, its turbulent thoughts, its passion, what longing is, and hope, and impatient expectancy."

SOREN KIERKEGAARD.

Let me add that, I teach her to accord the great men of Nairaland their due, gentlemanly tag. I didn't mean jentulumanu or jentumoinmoin oo!

LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL !!!

I dont know why i like this guy !!
I think its your hidden sense ofHumour that reflects in your contributions and the way you Face oppositions squarely without being pertubed. !!

You fit sell me the Jazz

Guys be serious for once now !!!!

acidrop:
dude am cooler than u can imagine, am cool, cool and cool, so what if am acid, datz y am cool, THIS IS Y AM COOL. lol _{guys dazit am going to bed}

Really, Cool Dude in a Loose Mood !!

A Loose Mood too many though !!

rasulua:
Dblock u beta dnt let that guy use u testify because is unpredictable.

Who Me LLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL

rasulua:
Acid dnt mind mishoo jare na so e dey tak style style chase woman.ole!

Here comes Rasulua the Woman HOARDER !!!

Imagine Kettle calling Pot 'Black' . Even Dblock knows it aint true !!

dblock:
It means "This is a Subliminal Message". The "send money" in [Brackets] is supposed to subconsciously make you want to send me money.

OLE !!

Dblock, na so you like money reach

_{No mind me, i like am pass you self} !!

acidrop:
@mishoo. so in other words what are we now, your entertainner. y don't u reciprocate, and make someone intrested as well

Yeah, am learning to do that but not in your kind of way!!!
Trying to do it MY WAY !!.

_{Oh BTW, Have already started} !!

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=71189.msg1404029#msg1404029

Dblock, whats that footer on your post
Could you PLEASE write it in English !!!
What does it mean ??

dblock:
What's wrong with Lalaboi and Acidrop.

Lalaboi ??

Hmmmmm

Acidrop??

Just like the name - she could be acidic too often !!

dblock:
Yeah you too.

dblock:
Yeah men. They all on weed Y'nah Mean.

butta Acid and Lalaboi are cool though.

You dont mean it !!!

Did i just read COOL ??

_{Let me check my Dictionary for the meaning again}

olanajim:
"what I need is a woman who is something, anything,; either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something"- Alfred De Musset.

WEIRDO !!

olanajim:
Take my hands babe, welcome to the midst of angels.
The victory is yours. Hope you can now allow gentlemen to take their place in your heart.

Am happy you folks are getting together !!

_{Though it would be more interesting if you dont}

Have always been enjoying all you guys, though it might be boring hence forth sha !!

Nice one though !!

Still wondering why people loose their cool at whom they dont see !!!

Its very funny !!

A weird bunch - the whole lot on NL are !!!
it amazes me !!

This boy again with his gibberish !!!
I've got better things to do !!!


_{Hisses and leaves} !!!

Peeps in - - -
Enters thread gently - - - -
Sees the first poster,

He might not be. Maybe he's a punisher of evil.

Or such a role he might assume - - - - -

E don do !!
Na only mouth you get !!! Wetin you dey bring come self ?? Make i prepare my artillery for you !!