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> There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a French, who
> found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the bottle, a genie
> appeared.
> Thankful that the 4 guys had released him out of the
> bottle, He said, "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each
> of
> you ! a wish. When you run towards the pool and jump, you shout what you
> want
> the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true."
> The French wanted to start. He ran towards the pool, jumped and shouted
> "WINE". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine. The Frenchman
> was
> so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
> Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted, "VODKA" and
> immersed himself into a pool of vodka. The German was next and he jumped
> and shouted, "BEER". He was so contented with his beer pool.
> The last is the American. He was running towards the pool when suddenly he
> steps on a banana peel. He slipped towards the pool and shouted,
> SH*T!!!!!!!, "

> Lesson IV - Think twice before you say something, because sometimes
> accidents do happen

Tell am !!!!

Yes now !!!

See Rasulua, why you like to dey monopolize babes now

I go e- chain you to your Computer oo !!!

I always dey warn before VEX !!!

Kare debosky, ariya n lo ni melomelo , - - -
Ma jo lo, mo n wehin re - - --

rasulua:
Lysaa love u ar here av been searchin nd scream tru d whole NI 4u,i tot i had go nd negociate with d militant to release u 4 me.lol

This Rasulua self !!! E no dey tire you !! Na every babe you dey shadow for NL??
Were n wayon oo !!

na wa:
this thing baffle me ooo . the way una they use de reply fast like this


which kind computer una de use

Na analogue !!!

nana:
bye jare. . .

Takia jare !! Abeg no fight much ooo!!!

minute:
jigi right-jigi left,oyawerewere kia mosa

Se Jigi left ni abi Dig-it-left

E ma binu si mi. Mo kan ni ki n lo gbonse die ni. ki n to pada de gbogbo eniyan ti soro tan. Mo n gbadun awon orin wonyi sa. se ayan wa ninu ile bi??

nana:
See me see wahala. Info,i need to know who u are o because this suspense dey kill me,no be small.

You see your LIFE, INFORMER ??
I no even fit support you again !! U wan make nana like a faceless person??

Tell her WHO you be self??

^{Yawa wan gass !!}

rasulua:
I tot as much too. Mishoo she na u b nana level?

Nooooo !!!
She too much !!
I no fine reach at all !!

rasulua:
Mishoo who u dey follow talk?

Na Informer oo!!

Chei !! Una all think say i don colo be dat

I no fit !! Laalai !!

Informer no get mouth again, abi??

U wan chase Nana !! Fear no dey catch you ??
You meet her class so??

"Me i no be gentleman at all, i no be gentleman at, i no be gentleman at all " Fela Sang









But why do you ladies wanna know

Here am i !!!

Oh !!! Its Gamine !!!

_Embarrassed

Em em em - - - - - -

Was just kidding o o o

Em em Ssssooorrryyy

Why you no dey use eye see fine girl self??
Informer, You don get E-Slap before

Informer, how you dey??

mukina2:
i once chewed Cockroach by mistake _{thats the craziest one o . but na insect sha}

_{i VE BEEN THINKING ALL THESE WHILE !!}

NOW I UNDERSTAND !!

ok !! Now i know !!
No, I dont use it like that because am not easily moved or provoked. Take life easily Serious.
But i like your view of things sha !!
Not too bad !!

sandykoko:
I LOVE YOUR STRENGTH, NO GREE FOR ALL THIS GUYS O! ITS THEIR OWN WAY OF SAYING THEY WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU, BUT YOU PASS THEM!

You wish !!!

@olanajim, i can see you like singing your praises. Do you need to tell us you are the Best Man in Naija?? You may be a good man but let another commend you and Not yourself. Modesty appreciates that !!

Please, something else !!!

Kini gbogbo ile ri si oro ogbeni ***Wunmi to tun pada wa pelu oro (Venom) lati se buburu ju ti tele lo?? Oun kanan ni iya-Aje. Se awa la le ni ilu ni ??

How you survive the Gun Battle ??

Baale mo wapa oo. Nana , o sa man feran ojo Eti ni igbagbogbo ni. Amon awa kan wa ti a o lo si ibi ise lola oo. Bi ko ba je gbogbo ojo asa je fun wakati merin tabi marun.
Se ara  re le ??

My Creed: I love everything Good God
Hate the Bad/Evil. Can survive in the middle though !!
Do hate the extremes !! (Why should i die before my time??)
Always holding a two Edged sword, but scarcely USE it.

Adupe lowo Eledua fun ojo eti yi.
E karo oo. A a ji ire bi ??

So you too don become Questioner, abi??

Theres more Decorum even in Naija Schools than those place !!!

Dblock, dont worry you'll be prepared next time at least to record it and not to HIDE !!

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Dblock, dont worry you'll be prepared next time at least to record it and not to HIDE !!

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