₦airaland Forum

Akasammyoka:
Only 10% for street pals. what of if the street pals make u lose the other 90 by not voting u. Atleast u shuld learn campaigning bubu. Make empty promises.

madridguy:
They don use politics evict all the Northerner for the show.

Danjikanbauchi:
Allah ya Kara mai nauyin kasa. Ya mutu kamar alede.

Dagger111:
Baami. Eyan sinzu, agba wire. Last last, na wetin we dey get from all politicians be this:


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

FamTomx2:


She might be right, because It's even the world's oldest profession..

A job that sustains a lot of Nairaland's females

hotwax:
Some werey arsenal fans comparing xhaka with Kante.

Kante can't be on the pitch and gundogan keep penetrating the midfield like dik in pssy.

They said all Kante do is intercept. Arsenal fans are the most ridiculous football fans I have ever seen. Intercepting kill u there

Xhaka can't even compare to Gilmore. Ordinary Jorgihno is his father

chatinent:
Lol

Your description off me.

silibaba:
for where? chelsea no be almighty MANCHESTER UNITED. shey dem get bruno F for their squard?

Hangmnk:
Zangon kataf...... Maybe, maybe is a payback time

Dikaveli:
Its high time we focused on our life's and forget all this business men that cares only about themselves.

From day one i never see winners, Christ embassy as christ like churches i only see them as modernized clubs

A matured lady who by hard luck isn't married by now invited me to their program and i attended only to discover she didn't attend the service with any underwear, after the program she suggest we stop at her place for lunch only for me to bang her the moment she opened her door in her living room. Someone that was serious inviting me to her special program.

Hypocrites not everyone that call the name of God is a child of God. The pastor can only do his best but it is the work of the holy spirit to convict a parson. So nobe man of God tell her make she no wear pant or bleep you.

Fahdiga:
The judiciary under Buhari is nothing to write home about. They've turn to APC pressure group

ozidy1:
Its possible na but what was the offence of the person, make they no scam u. Better find out what they person did because its difficult to replace someone who is in active service unless people that have retired

nairalee:
I don't understand why Twitter boss Jack has suddenly started becoming more interested in Nigeria.

WebSurfer:
I am an antichrist.. that is 100% correct.
But then, that is Because i am not that stupid to subscribe to a foreign formulated doctrine/doctrines set to manipulate me.

WebSurfer:
Ogbeni keep quayet..

You must quit being stupid, passing foolishness and gullibility on this forum.

I really cannot comprehend how a fully grown adult, with senses, reason like goats.

Golan007:
Sane climes crooners would say otherwise.

largehead:


Who be the star?? Rashford?? I die!

Kyase:
Na now dem go see king of come backs in action

Vulcanheph:
Let's forget about the bullet proof first and talk about the modern assault rifle that security aide is holding...
If politicians can arm their security with such rifles, why do our police and other security forces still use outdated and old AK-47.

oluplus:
Hesgola. Com is not going thru again o.
Pls any other link guys?

TriCee:
Angeles beauty. Crush of life! Even your wife go allow you get this one as crush.

Happy birthday to you Omalicha Genny.

Odewaleadesoye:
Many will come here and be searching for the nude pictures..

Kai

allandutch:
You will most likely fail. Woefully

allandutch:
Wow. You should become a prophet.