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Hi pedy for those of us who haven't been called for the interview, pls give us good tips of what to expect during the interview.Tanx

saintdeby: frm reliable & authentic source, frm d person dat z working in educa... ministry @ alausa.

Don't hope on mere mortals, they fail alot...... Na since october them tell us say dem go release our list ,,, why isn't it released,,or av u ever thought dat those people culd be corrupt bout it? Gudmornin

afam4eva: This is the exact same reason why i hate traveling. That's why i feel sorry for people who travel too often because the more you travel the more likely you'll be involved in an accident and the more likely you'll see Jesus. I don't travel except it's absolutely necessarily.

Generally my phobia is the fear of dieing:

When walking by the road side, i almost watch all the cars passing to make sure none has lost control because i don't want the newspapers the next day to read "Car loses control kills ten" - God forbid

When i'm on a bike or in a car and the driver stops besides a trailer, i usually come out and run before the trailer will fall because this kind of news is very common - Tufiakwa

If i'm crossing the road, i always even if it's a one-way road, i always look left and right and if no car is coming, i beat Usain bolts record by running with a speed of light. Big boy no dey for that one oo. Because if you do shakara for road ou must be ready to do shakara in coffin. Death is no respecter of persons.

I don't even attempt to quarrel or fight with people because in my mind i'm thinking "What if this guy gives me one punch and i don't wake up, what will happen?".

I try as much as possible not to annoy any of my clients because in my mind they might decide to assassinate me. I was scared in my pants the day a client called me after i blocked his website and told me that he will deal with me in this lagos. O boy the kind fear wey catch me that day ee. If i just see any guy passing by, i would think he was sent to me that he would bring out a gun and shoot me - Tufiakwa.

You too dey fear... Na wa for u... All dis Becos of death....

bibelo: The insinuation that her fiance killed her for her property is false cause I have known her fiance since 1995,we went to the same secondary school and he is from a wealthy family,he had his own car before he even got to S.S.3.I am still in contact with him as we speak.People who posted or fabricated this story left out the aspect of people sending an account number to people to make contributions towards her burial.Why would he want to take over her Honda pilot when he is a Car dealer. If she hadn't the pregnancy she was carrying would be exactly 6months in 8days from now.

No be lie my brother.... Though not close to the Guy...but I was staying close to his fathers house @ Tunde Taiwo street...Abeg Ijaodola get money die...plus Tunde sef rich we no dey see am for street,,,,, he may not av wanted her money but we are not sure...he probably wanted her for rituals just saying..

dopeJemi: Sometimes, its u gurLz dat give urseLfs heartbreak

First of alL, u tried 2 act Like a detective, going tru his account, which u weren't supposed 2 do

SecondLy, u r getting angry over nuffin cuz u don't av a proof dat hez dating d gurL, u r just concLuding

Did u see any Love convo on his walL?

I realLy don't see any sign of cheating here

U av not seen or heard, so don't concLude, go and taLk 2 him n find out d truth, u wilL know tru his repLy

U berra be carefuL, cuz u mite end up making d wrong decision


BTW! I'm singLe, incase u wanna be a bad gurL and MingLe

Guy be objective here.. How can ur lover use a friend's picture as his profile pics and u say dat's fine....I don't tink so......CuTE jay..... U've been scammed..... Bolt away before it's too late....

Doovy: Thanks Njoku & Miss Ope. Thanks alot 4 ur encouraging words. Honestly i was sad but i guess i should thank God 4 bringing me this far and then go to bed.

I'm very sure U'll be called... Just relax...sometimes. Dey send text in batches.. Dats d experience I had with MTN... Moreover u weren't sent a text dat u were unsuccessful in the cbt.... Those who failed CBT HAVE BEEN SENT TEXT...SO DEARIE JUST RELAX......U'LL BE CALLED.. MARK MY WORDS.GUDMORNIN

Doovy: Njoku, i had 23 words per minute at 90% accuracy. My friend did less words @ 70% accuracy. How abt u?

Haven't done cbt yet... But since Dats wat u had...u need to relax...U'll be called believe me... U will

Adeola1984: Good news, a frd of mine called mi around 11:45 dat d list will be pasted today and i pray dat it should be so. So anybody close to Alausa or any distric should help d house check if d list is out. Tank u Jesus, tank u our GOD

Why not ask that friend of urs if he has checked his... And if he can also check for u...U seem to be d only one saying this...

[quote author=ola_pluto]In Vogue* 2 words. Olodo^2[/quote]Hmmmmmmmmmm ....seer Olodo * 4

Profkomolafe: lwkmd, watin carry u go buy five alive when alomo dey invoke......or ar u a learner? lol

It's INVOGUE not Invoke......
Whc kind of Prof are u?....simple INVOGUE u can't spell... Later U go dey PROVOKE..... OLODO...lol

Doovy: Congrats Njoku, some peeps I did CBT also got d work experience text. I am still waiting 4 mime. Pls God help me!

Wat was ur score I mean how many words per minute had u? And wat percentage did u get?

Relixy2k: Did etisalat cbt too on the 12th and got an sms to come on the 8th, jan. House, pls intimate us on what work experience entails

Bro I hail o

teenuharde: Just got a text msg from U connect to come for work experience on 8th of Jan, did my cbt 12th dec

Congrats dear.....i hope dey call us for cbt too...amen

oliwaseunojo: @ miss ope Do u know how much airtel is paying there call centre representative?

Heard they pay 40k......

@ pompom..... Sorry my brain was miscalculating....

repogirl: When fat start to come, u go run! Wait till after kids, if u r still slim then start fatening process.

Tanx repo girl... But I dont have kids yet... But I really do wanna engage my self in d fattening process.. Wat do I do pls?

Siena: Good to see your sense of humour from 2012 has carried over into the year 2013. I was expecting a barrage of verbal abuse.

Common. Siena I wouldn't do dat... U're only trying to help out... Why would I verbally abuse u... Dats uncalled for jor....so Gudmornin

darmiepompom: If u submited cv for airtel at cnssl ofice..dey sd dey wil start calin for interview frm tuesday..

Do u mean next week Tuesday.i.e 9th Jan 2012 or wat

Siena: If you wish to get fat, you can do any of the following, all of the following, or a combination:

* Eat hamburgers three times daily, washed down with cocacola.
* Eat amala / eba with oil soup (not sure what you call it) at least once a day.
* Drink full-fat milk daily.
* Buy biscuits / crisps, so your jaws are never idle between meals.
* Drive everywhere you go, even if going to the corner shop.
* Get a motorised scooter for trips down your corridow.
* Live in a bungalow, so you never have to climb steps.
* Don't go dancing, so you burn less calories.
* Stop exercising. The only exercise should be you moving your mouth and jaws, when calling for more food, or chewing a big fatty stake.
* Finally, buy a big, comfortable armchair, with the TV remote glued to the right arm, so you don't have to get up.

Hope this helps!

Siena Tanks so much for ur contributions... But Mehn Dats quite expensive.... I can't try It..... Maybe when I make real cash... I can try out all dat... Tanx for ur time once again

One man's food is another man's poison...PErson wey fat wan slim ,,, those wey slim wan fat.... As for me am so slim... But thank God my fiance likes it dat way.....but I really do wanna be fat...please guys wat are the things I can do or eat... In order to get fat.... Suggestions pls

who says its the mere thought of it dat makes it a sin.... Am sure even after giving someone a light kisS... U'll get back to ur room and such reminiscing on the scenario.....so tell me how won't that birth sensual pleasure?.... ....the point is NOBODY HOLY PASS.

Pacemaker: Japan has no religion.

Sharrap.... If u have nothing positive to say.....
and the same goes to others saying NEGATIVE THINGS bout ur country...u're wat u say....If Nigeria is Cursed U're cursed as well ....i Nigeria is blessed U're Blessed........... If one day I encounter u And call u a mad man or woman.... U'll slap D living day lights out of me but u've forgotten dat by indirectly cursing ur nation u've cursed urself.....BE CAREFUL wat u wish for urself.

PHCN restores light to Epe....
Opeoluwa Weds OluwaMayowa...... Finally

Nigeria is a blessed nation .....Dats all I can say....despite the mishaps happening everywhere.... Proverbs 11:11

Mrrok wat do u have to say about this?

flinspiero: Guy wats ur problem nw?So he wil go and plan how to kidnapp him becos of 30k?Nawa 4u o.D guy is safe,probably enjoyin d money in his villa

Not Becos of 30k but for supposedly tarnishing his image....

onatisi: i predicted it 30 mins agot that this whole episode wa about to change course nd direction fully and now it has

Chibuzor obviously killed dat guy on gun point or lured him.... To a secret place and killed him...i guess he uses jazz.

this can't be true...... God have mercy.

Dopefiend: Patricia obahiagbon hw far u.

Hahahhahhaha....I dey mr chibuzor Eze.......oops I mean mr Dope Eze...lol

Gboladepaul: I've always been here since I've even texted, e-mailed and call him this morning but he has decieded to compile to any all I want from him is my refund and if he his certain that I didn't pay any money let him put up his statement of 19th of dec up untill friday 22nd let us see?

But Gbola u sef Bleep upp ....why u pay person wey u never see or know before........ Abi na jazz he use for u
Gbola u bleeped up jor....uve learnt ur lesson now..next time be wise...u heard

has Donziko been lugubriously scammertinized and put in a state of disma pisma?... Well only time shall time.....
but sincerely I guess it's pure foolishness and covetousness to pay for something U didn't confirm its authenticity...
Secondly.... Having heard a lot about Scammers and other fraudsters... I dont tink a right thinking man wuld actually fall for this act of deception in this age...

FXKing2012: This Chibuzor Eze guy does not know he has finished himself. Imagine wat happens when he applies for visa, seek an elective office, seek govt appointment, apply for contract, apply for a job (cos his biz is ruined), etc etc: they do a background check on him and booooooom they find his name all over the internet as a scammer.

He probably may be using a false identity here.... Bewise... Scammers dont use their real names....