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Sports / Re: United States Leads Final Medal Table As Tokyo Olympic Ends by Missy89(f): 4:19am On Aug 09, 2021
China can never compete and produce real talents like western countries. Their athletes are miserable


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6V0JH8sOcM
Sports / Re: Tokyo Olympics 2021 Live Updates Thread by Missy89(f): 7:22am On Aug 08, 2021
China in the mud
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi: Why Police May Not Release Kyari To FBI by Missy89(f): 10:49am On Aug 01, 2021
He will not be extradited. Investigate and prosecute in Nigeria.
Health / Re: Ikot Ekpene General Hospital New Pictures by Missy89(f): 10:10am On Jul 29, 2021
Pictures or equipment?
Trash
Food / Re: How Much Is A Sachet Of Water In Your Area? by Missy89(f): 6:41am On May 06, 2021
Zoharariel:


That must have been over 10years ago you beautifully criminal-minded Talibanese jumping from continent to continent at the behest of Uncle Sam in search of weak Nations to usurp & plunder. grin

Now that Nigeria is lying on a gorodom of gunpowder, tell me my damselfly, how do we bring about the heterogenesis of Kain & Abel ? grin

Even though Orunmila is telling me that you might have been impregnated by one of your superiors at work; no more than Earth has two Suns will you have two Lovers. grin

Missy, remember; the ornithological specimen of an identical plumage invariably congregate with its relative proximity.

Birds of a feather always flock together.

Stay away from feminists & the herd mentality. Do not allow them rob you of your inheritance which is ethereally embedded in my gametes. grin

We all witnessed how one famous blogger-cum-babiemama who now lives at Banana Island was always proclaiming feminism in the broad day, while going kondomatical at night. grin

There's another shameless one running a VLog who took feminism to the extreme until we found out that she was being bankrolled & dickmatized by one Dr. Festus Fadeyi Oloro. grin

Do not be like them.

The sad thing is she lost her virtues in the process of jumping from one dick to the other.

Any horse that mounts her is instantly doomed. Such is the story of her billionaire lover whose assets, alongside his Ikoyi mansion, which had served as his family’s home for several decades, were commandeered by AMCON for wreaking havoc of 240Billion Naira LOAN on the gorimapa head of Skye Bank (Now Polaris) under the auspices of that bastard kleptomaniac called Tunde Ayeni.

Some argue that Dr. Fadeyi Oloro had already incurred the debt before meeting & mounting our "Future Is Female" Feminist-cum-BabyKingsway but we simply regale those amateurs with the colourful accounts of some heavyweight Nigerian Billionaires (Aliko Dangote & his defunct Liberty Merchant Bank, Femi Otedola & his Zenon Oil Fraudulent Subsidy Schemes, Wale Babalakin & his Bi-Courtney scam contract of Lagos-Ibadan Freeway e.t.c) who have wreaked similar havoc to the Nigerian financial institutions and ......wait for it.....gotten away with it while AMCON just siddon dey look like luku luku bantashi. grin

Look, if Aliko or Femi mounts this "jennet" today, it would be the end of their empire.

That is why Ascended Masters of the Tradition like myself (Hahahaaa grin ) are averse to sleeping with wayward women especially the evening newspapers whose putrid clunges have been assaulted by nothing less than 2,000 different kondomatical schlongs of various sizes, curvatures & dimensions, belonging to Politicians, Yahoo Boys, Armed Robbers, Herbalists, Mechanics & societal "Basket of Deplorables" majority of whose gametes have been ritualized & reduced to maggots. grin

Woe betide the recipients of such lavae exchange of virtues. grin

I saw Nimrod my ancestor on sixth plane (dimension) a few days ago and I asked him whether the end is near? And he told me to gird my loins and prepare for war.

Another intergalactic war is upon us Missy. You can tell by the unending pockets of chaos & anarchy ravaging the globe simultaneously.

A huge flaming meteor precedes the intergalactic invasion of Earth.

Missy, the long & short of my essay is:

How are you doing? grin

ejo wewe
Food / Re: How Much Is A Sachet Of Water In Your Area? by Missy89(f): 9:39am On Apr 28, 2021
DANG! was 5 bucks the last time i was there
Politics / Re: Gabe Okoye Runs For US Senate (Photos) by Missy89(f): 5:22pm On Aug 01, 2020
He is running for state senate not US senate

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Politics / Re: Nkeiruka Onyejeocha Commissions Road In Abia State (photos) by Missy89(f): 4:17pm On Jul 19, 2020
Poverty mindset
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Who Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is A Porn Addict by Missy89(f): 2:58am On Apr 02, 2020
nashito:
I Just Found That My Gf Who Always Says She Doesn't Like Sex Is Porn Addict

Needless to write long articles, I met this girl recently, who I met online and prior to that, she has always portrayed to be a good lady and I must confess I somehow see her as someone I might marry soon.

But to my greatest surprise, this afternoon, I wanted to check something with her phone (Google Chrome) and I saw over 3 opened porn pages, infact, her first bookmarked page is a porn site, guys what do you think about this?

I've never seen this part of her and during sex I kinda don't want to hit hard cos I have this mentality that she's gonna be my wife soon & to be frank, I'm not much into sex and I don't want to marry someone that's a sex addict.

Should I be worried about this? Please I need matured and rational advise guys. Thanks a lot

You are creating your own problems. Have a good day
Foreign Affairs / Re: US General Confess That American Defense Can't Stop Russian Missiles by Missy89(f): 12:50pm On Mar 09, 2020
Whyem15:

The only 1diot here is you who can't debate without insulting.

When you are done taking screenshots of Wikipedia, find something better to do with your time.
Foreign Affairs / Re: US General Confess That American Defense Can't Stop Russian Missiles by Missy89(f): 2:29pm On Mar 08, 2020
Whyem15:

Yes it is true that they complain a lot to get more funding, but it is also true that it is a criminal offence to lie to congress as such, their complaints are not far from the truths. It is also true that there is no current defense known to man against hypersonic missiles which Russia has developed and in service with the Russian military already and are developing defense mechanisms for it while US and china are just developing the missile technology and are still far away from achieving meaningfully speeds. It is also true that American missile defense system are so ineffective they are almost useless.

Ok

I stopped posting on NL because of 1diotic posts like this. You don't swear in witnesses for every congressional hearing especially ones like this.
Appleyard, Please stop mentioning me on useless threads. Russia can build suyasonic missile for all I care cheesy . America's military strength will remain unmatched for decades to come. You can take that to the bank! cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: US General Confess That American Defense Can't Stop Russian Missiles by Missy89(f): 10:44pm On Mar 07, 2020
Appleyard:


https://sputniknews.com/military/202002281078431489-us-defences-are-incapable-of-intercepting-russian-chinese-missiles-navy-admiral-admits/

Missy89, come here and explain this blatant truth. Since you're a member of the armed forces, Americans should know how on earth the trillions of dollars spent on defense can't produced a useful air defense platform. Trump is coming for y'all. cool

It is sad that you still dont understand how things work. This is military politicking. Agencies go to Congressional hearings to complain and get more money for their department with the help of politicians and policy makers with vested interest. Stop reading Sputnik

You should read about the IRON TRIANGLE, maybe you will learn something

Enjoy your weekend cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: American Politics Thread - 2024 Elections — Biden’s Presidency! by Missy89(f): 1:25am On Feb 09, 2020
Appleyard:


My friend, Lucasbalo has been deported, and my rebellious wife, Missy89 was KIA in Afghanistan when the Taliban downed that US plane recently. wink

Can’t die
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warship 'aggressively Approached' US Destroyer In Arabian Sea by Missy89(f): 4:57am On Jan 17, 2020
Appleyard:


What else should I expect from a lady whose head is buried in warped assertions. You, in spite of your knowledge, comparing a State economy to that of a country, just shows how warped, cloudy and insipid your judgment has become. Well I don't blame you, my lady. A lot of folks who served in the military at some point always end up with one or more psychological problem. wink

You mean to say since Texas economy by GDP is larger than Russia and comparable to Canada and Australia, it means Texas is greater or better than Russia, Canada and Australia in all aspects of life? . cool You never cease to amaze me. cool

In terms of political, geographical and strategic conditions and precursors that plays a major role in guaging the outcome and strength of one's economy, Texas don't even come close to where Russia is. And when you look closely to the following factors, you will realize how lame and stupid it is to compare a state economy with that of a country.

The Population of Texas is way smaller compared to Russia. It takes lot of responsibilities and resources to keep all that population happy and satisfied. Texas don't have to worry much about such responsibilities.

Texas doesn't have any potentially hostile enemies at the border that warrant spending billions of dollars to defend against.

No hordes of idiots saying “Texans are evil and will kill us all” in every media source they can get their hands on.

No need to maintain army and take care of thousands of nukes in case the idiots above actually act on it (even as they try to encircle it with a 28 member military bloc bases).

Nobody is slapping sanctions on Texas.

Much smaller territory to protect and govern. Even if u out devide Russia into smaller countries the size of Texas, Texas still don't come close to one third of a piece of Russia.

The Lone Star state has better climate and doesn't have to deal with 11 times zone.

No government programs such as free Healthcare to spend money on.

No foreign missions and strategic commitments to meet.


I can go on and on...

And I guess you didn't know that much of the world has ceased from measuring wealth based on GDP. PPP is the other of the day, even the United Nation has stopped ranking national wealth strictly on GDP.

Looking at the facts above, I sincerely hope it occurs to you to see how lame it is to compare a state economy to that of a country.

Very lame. But I doubt If u will... cool

Typical Russophile. So insecure you wrote and entire epistle talking about this stuff.

But since you decided to bring it up, what is the PPP of Russia And Texas?

Russia is a shithole. Take that to the bank!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Warship 'aggressively Approached' US Destroyer In Arabian Sea by Missy89(f): 8:33am On Jan 13, 2020
Appleyard:


Must you tell lies if you have nothing concrete to say? Russia is broke? Do you even know the meaning of that word before using it? Venezuela, Cuba and Belarus have recieved aid from Russia a number of times. Do get your facts right before coming out with them. Russia is far from the definition of the word broke.

Russia is broke, irrelevant and a piece of garbage country. Texas economy is superior

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Mistakenly Shot Down Ukraine Jet - US Media by Missy89(f): 8:25pm On Jan 09, 2020
The incompetence of IRGC in full display. Smh
These mullahs ain’t shit undecided

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Missy89(f): 3:18pm On Jan 03, 2020
Mrexcell:



Yeye terrorist with big mouth he brought this on himself by verbally threatening the US let him go and collect his 76 virgins in the other side.


76 virgin goats

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Missy89(f): 2:41pm On Jan 03, 2020
tianshie:


Hey, keep it moving airhead. This year I'm finna snap on EBT waving crackheads who double as tRumpanzees.

you mad bro? grin
My twitter feed sent me the same pic

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Missy89(f): 2:31pm On Jan 03, 2020
tianshie:
My veteran-neighbor sent me this. He works with the CIA.

right

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Missy89(f): 2:26pm On Jan 03, 2020
Kevinsamba:
Bolton really wants war
His pushing trump In to this war
Iran knows they are on their own in the middle East isreal and Saudi are after them too.
I see a military coup taking place soon.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Qasem Suleimani Killed In US Airstrike Near Baghdad Airport by Missy89(f): 2:22pm On Jan 03, 2020
Libs are mad a terrorist is dead

Shocked
Romance / Re: I'm Having Sleepless Night; She Said She We Are Just Friends by Missy89(f): 12:54am On Jan 03, 2020
send her a D1ck pic smiley
Education / Re: Emmanuel Oluwasayomi Ahmadu: I Wrote SSCE 17 Times - Corper Reveals Why by Missy89(f): 10:50am On Dec 02, 2019
He is a fvcking retardd!
Politics / Re: Jack Ma Meets With Yemi Osinbajo In Abuja (Photos) by Missy89(f): 1:35pm On Nov 15, 2019
Jack Ma the idiot

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Travel / Re: Evolution Of The Beautiful City Of Dubai In Pictures by Missy89(f): 5:01pm On Nov 10, 2019
Seoul South Korea is not Dubai

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Travel / Re: Evolution Of The Beautiful City Of Dubai In Pictures by Missy89(f): 4:58pm On Nov 10, 2019
Saw more fake images.

San Francisco is not Dubai

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Travel / Re: Evolution Of The Beautiful City Of Dubai In Pictures by Missy89(f): 4:49pm On Nov 10, 2019
I see pictures of Toronto. At least know what you are talking about

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Politics / Re: UNGA74: President Buhari Meets US Air Force Chief In New York (Photos) by Missy89(f): 9:38pm On Sep 27, 2019
The US Air Force does not have an executive Vice President. Gen. Williams M. Frasher III was a vice chief of staff in 2008 and has long retired.
Car Talk / Re: Osinbajo Left Presidential Villa For A Break In His Benz S-class by Missy89(f): 3:47pm On Sep 03, 2019
“A nice shot”

How is this relevant? Fvcking stup1d people
Crime / Re: Ifeanyi Agwuegbo Granted N27m Bail By US Court by Missy89(f): 12:39pm On Sep 02, 2019
TUANKU:


Bail bond for a non citizen involved in a criminal case? Good luck with that.

You dont need to be a citizen to get a bail bond
Crime / Re: Full List Of Nigerians Indicted For $1.1B Internet Scam In The US by Missy89(f): 2:56am On Aug 23, 2019
IGBOSON1:


Anyone caught, tried and convicted should pay for his crime! This is the main thing!

Trying to draw attention to their ethnicity is for what? If your country had provided them with opportunities to earn a decent living i doubt we would be here discussing this today! This issue of getting gov't to be accountable and work for the people is all what IPOB is about! If you have a problem with their modus-operandi then start your own movement to change things....just like Sowore tried to do before they silenced him!

They had the opportunity to earn a decent and honest living in the US.

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