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Romance / Re: The Life Of A Girl In The Friend-zone *HILARIOUS PICTURES* by missyadorable(f): 3:34pm On Aug 23, 2016
Am still trying to understand what's friendzoning and the hype about it.

For the lady,as long as the guy spends money....no biggie

For the guy,as long as the lady opens legs for him,no biggie

They can be friend zoned as long as possible

Each of them still have their main boo

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Romance / Re: Girl Blasted For Flaunting Cash After Spending Night With Popular Love-Vendor by missyadorable(f): 3:17pm On Aug 23, 2016
viqueta:
and somebody wee marry this wan.........

Of course,life isn't as we think
It's this type who even marry the best husbands while the so called "decent" homely lady is being played about by guys till she ends up being duped by Pastor in the name of fast and pray for husband

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Romance / Re: Girl Blasted For Flaunting Cash After Spending Night With Popular Love-Vendor by missyadorable(f): 3:07pm On Aug 23, 2016
Victorakats:
Poor mindset use their body to make money, poor mindset dates for money, poor mindset flaunts money.
You won't blame her, poverty sometimes corrupts the conscience of individuals.
I hope that she will wake up someday and make amends!
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Victor Akata,how much is amara van lare paying you? This your loyalty is way over bound..Lol
Education / Re: A Teacher In Lagos Injures A Child At Home (Disturbing Photos) by missyadorable(f): 11:26am On Aug 22, 2016
Hmmm! Reminds me of my body as a child.
Week in,week out..i got flogged like this. For the slightest thing

My father's way of training up a children.
Thank God,I survived.To hell with him
#WickedMan
Romance / Re: For guys: Have you ever shed tears over a heart break? by missyadorable(f): 1:23am On Aug 22, 2016
IHate9ja1:

i disagree,many still love genuinely. I for one wont share my body with anyone am not certain i would marry.

Lol...na so we dey hear! indeed!!
What's sacred about a man's body?
The more ladies he shares it with, the more manly he is..so what exactly do you mean??
Besides,there ain't no sh*t like love btw a man and woman...what they both feel is scam...cos of their sexual organs and the size of the man's pocket....when the initial object of attraction is gone/reduced...the feeling fizzles out.

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Romance / Re: For guys: Have you ever shed tears over a heart break? by missyadorable(f): 12:52am On Aug 22, 2016
The only guy that can cry over a lady is the one who didn't bleep her after spending so much money...

A man isn't allowed to feel bad/hurt,how much more cry

He is a man and a man is the top gamer,top player in the league

He is not human,he is supernatural and relationship to him,is about the se.x

Why should he cry?

He didn't have the se.x

Dazzo!

No way!

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Crime / Re: 7 Nigerians Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by missyadorable(f): 10:03pm On Aug 17, 2016
ogaJona:
brainless one hope u don't take this tribalistic smelly attititude to your husband's place

Hahaha! I am not tribalistic
I didn't marry from my tribe and I see nothing wrong with that

I was very careful to avoid flat headed men.

Most of them are criminals

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Crime / Re: Beware Of This Number! by missyadorable(f): 8:04pm On Aug 17, 2016
Vince77:


Easy with the hating Ma'am

I can't help it

Ever since my colleague, roommate and friend connived with her brothers to use me for rituals in 2009 when I visited them for Xmas in Enugu

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Crime / Re: 7 Nigerians Arrested In India For Drug Trafficking by missyadorable(f): 7:25pm On Aug 17, 2016
Hahaha!
Immediately,i saw the headline
I knew the culprits MUST be FLAT HEADS

They never cease to disappoint me

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Crime / Re: Beware Of This Number! by missyadorable(f): 7:17pm On Aug 17, 2016
Only the name is enough for me to know he is fraudulent

EJIKE..Flat head

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Events / Re: Bride Wears Boobs-Popping Wedding Gown: Is This Fashion Or Madness? by missyadorable(f): 3:52pm On Aug 17, 2016
VolTOxic:
As a Man, I know my Bros will never allow me to step out in something morally embarrassing as this. But women, nope. Experts at back stabbing each other. Just look at her friends all properly dressed. No atom of cleavage.

Yet she is the one getting married,now being seen as responsible
While her friends are still single,answering irresponsible

Men love and appreciate such women more.
I won't be surprised the husband dumped a decent clothed lady to marry her
Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Pilgrims Arrested In Saudi Arabia For Drug Trafficking by missyadorable(f): 3:48pm On Aug 17, 2016
Igbos disguised as Muslim pilgrimage to traffick drugs

Dazzo! Am very sure the culprits are flat heads

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Religion / Re: How Pastors Have Sex With Members - Olukoya by missyadorable(f): 12:45am On Aug 17, 2016
guiddoti:
Arent you one of the gullible Nigerian ladies that called another woman gullible?

Am not gullible
I don't go to church
My perfect sunday is relaxing indoors after a stressful week
Religion / Re: How Pastors Have Sex With Members - Olukoya by missyadorable(f): 6:16pm On Aug 16, 2016
Ursino:
Why must it be women all the time?
Are men not desperate for anything in life too?


No,they dont
It's a man's world and the society doesn't mount any pressure on men for anything

But for a woman

If you clock 25,no husband...Pressure
If you marry,no pregnancy asap...Pressure
If you get pregnant,and have miscarriage...pressure
If you give birth and have no son..Pressure
If you have a son and he is going wayward...Pressure
If he is responsible,hmmm! Enemies must not see him...Pressure
If your husband has financial challenges...Pressure
If your husband is cheating...HA! PRESSURE! Fast and pray against strange woman!

90% of gullible church members are women.The other 10% are young men looking for jobs

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Sports / Re: Michael Umanyika Dies In Azerbaijan During Training by missyadorable(f): 6:04pm On Aug 16, 2016
Village people don catch this one

RIP Man

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Family / Re: ‘my Wife Must Swear In My Village To Prove Her Faithfulness by missyadorable(f): 12:50pm On Aug 16, 2016
The man is up to some mischief or plainly has mental problems

A normal man is very happy to divorce a suspected adulterous wife without regret. And marry a new wife to prove a point...

But for the woman to even be the one seeking divorce and the man resists,insisting she takes an oath...He is definitely about to use her for some rituals...Afterall,he is even jobless and poverty stricken at the moment.

Woman,Run for your life

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Having Fun With Usher In Atlanta - ( Pics/vids) by missyadorable(f): 12:00pm On Aug 16, 2016

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Crime / Re: Danfo Driver Kills Armed Robber Who Robbed Him by missyadorable(f): 11:57am On Aug 16, 2016
Afonja people and misplaced priorities
25years old only,no steady reasonable source of income
But he already has a wife(probably with kids)
Wifey sef ain't got cash

O ma she oh!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by missyadorable(f): 2:50pm On Aug 14, 2016
Mata
Rooney

Zlatan,over to you

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (1 - 3) On 14th August 2016 by missyadorable(f): 2:49pm On Aug 14, 2016
JoeCutie:
When he was at Chelsea, majority of Manchester United fans condemned José Mourinho. They hated him and they said his philosophy was the most outdated; the worst. They called him 'Master in bus packing'. They equally said he could never win without spending big in the transfer market. Now, who has smashed the world record in signing Paul Pogba?

Now, I'm anxious to see how they view him. If they'd go back on their words, if they'd turn to love him or they'd go on and keep hating on José Mourinho, their team coach
.

Even now @ old trafford,we still hate him.Thrashy mourinho!

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Crime / Re: These Fraudsters Kidnapped A Businessman, Then Force Him To Sign N8m Cheque by missyadorable(f): 11:00am On Aug 14, 2016
Flat heads 2 vs 1 Afonja

I knew Flat heads MUST participate in this game and they will definitely win

NCAN...Toronto branch
Crime / Re: 3-Year-Old Rape Victim Bled To Death In Lagos by missyadorable(f): 6:00pm On Aug 13, 2016
That was 1994

It's worse today

A female child cannot be trusted with any male, even her father

I say it and will continue to say it : Trust your daughter with a male @ your own peril

In this world of men,A baby can seduce a man as long as she is female

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Crime / Re: Three Cocaine Smugglers Arrested At Lagos Airport (Pics) by missyadorable(f): 4:39pm On Aug 13, 2016
alexistaiwo:
Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I am a Yoruba guy with an igbo girlfriend so I can authoritatively say that all this stereotyping about igbos being this and that is very wrong. There are always bad eggs in all ethnic groups


Be speaking English there till she dumps your ofe mmanu asss for successful drug smuggling flat headed town's man

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Crime / Re: Three Cocaine Smugglers Arrested At Lagos Airport (Pics) by missyadorable(f): 9:18am On Aug 13, 2016
Paul IFECHUKWU MBATUGOSI
UGOCHUKWU Godson ADUGBA
Friday Dominic ONUOHA


It's them again! As usual!!
The flat headed hardworking illustrious Jews from land of red mud and rising sun

Click LIKE if you are also not surprised

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Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests Three Suspected Cocaine Smugglers by missyadorable(f): 10:50pm On Aug 12, 2016
Paul IFECHUKWU MBATUGOSI
UGOCHUKWU Godson ADUGBA
Friday Dominic ONUOHA


It's them again! As usual!!
The flat headed hardworking illustrious Jews from land of red mud and rising sun

Click LIKE if you are also not surprised

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Crime / Re: Edo Pastor Who "Used Wife For Rituals" Arrested by missyadorable(f): 5:43pm On Aug 12, 2016
HungerBAD:
Once upon a time.

Pastors/Men of God were well respected,and even feared by people. But these days,the men of God are a Disgrace to God's name.

These days, the title Pastor instantly makes you become suspicious. There are Pastors like Pastor King in Prison,who gives his female members his sperm to drink.

There are those in South Africa that makes their members eat grass. Pastor Chris says Mastubartion is Biblical.

One out of every 5 Armed Robbers arrested is a Pastor in Nigeria,and half of the Catholic Reverend Father's are busy forcing little boys to have sex.

The Vatican has even spent millions in Dollars shutting little boys up with cash settlement.

And now this man in this story is accused of ritual?who for God's sake is a real man of God?


These days,once I hear / see someone called A pastor,the first thing that comes to my mind is someone who hides under religion to deceive people,dupe them,commit sexual sins and all forms of atrocities

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Celebrities / Re: Maureen Solomon Celebrates Her Husband & Daughter On Their Birthday by missyadorable(f): 4:30pm On Aug 12, 2016
cruzita:
wow!!!




never knew she was married and has a daughter .




hbd to them both

That's because she knows how to separate family from screen

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Romance / Re: 15 Whatsapp Status That Will Make Your Ex CRY by missyadorable(f): 10:39am On Aug 12, 2016
Very childish,joblessness

Once an ex,i block all your contacts
You can't see me / reach me anywhere
Romance / Re: Marriage Plans Gone Sour by missyadorable(f): 1:15pm On Aug 11, 2016
byvan03:




If marrying for love is foolish, then marrying for money is what? Wisdom? Only someone who has no faith in his or her own abilities to make it in life will marry just for money.

I didn't mention money in my comment
Women should marry for societal respect...That's all.
A lot of women are working class /self employed nowadays.
Romance / Re: Marriage Plans Gone Sour by missyadorable(f): 12:26pm On Aug 11, 2016
bigiyaro:
I advise she gets a basket of clay and mold a man for her self, exactly the way she wants him to be.

And she should not give him a deek cos clay-molded man with deek will still cheat on her

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Romance / Re: Marriage Plans Gone Sour by missyadorable(f): 12:25pm On Aug 11, 2016
byvan03:
If she is marrying for love, it's better to end it. If for other reasons, let her carry on.

Only a fool marries for love...tufiakwa!
Love indeed
Romance / Re: Marriage Plans Gone Sour by missyadorable(f): 12:24pm On Aug 11, 2016
All men cheat
Except a dead man in the grave

The worst cheats are the married men
A woman who still feels bad that her husband is sleeping with other women in 2016 is a capital shEDIOT!

There will be NO marriage if women were looking for faithful husbands.

Marriage is primarily for societal respect in Africa.,Nigeria especially. At 32,she needs that Mrs title.So ignore the man and get the title.

Just don't have a maid /female relative/friend in your house and also watch your daughter closely...So at least,he can continue his adventures outside.

Don't forget to advise him To PLAY SAFE

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