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Wharra entertaining thread, I just have to reply to these comments below.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690593.msg8526885#msg8526885 date=1308178099]now, i find it hard to believe post #31 on the following thread was typed by 190 [i'm sure the whole thing will be deleted soon]:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-515298.0.html

was someone using his account, or was that particular comment forwarded to him for posting on nl.[/quote]Good observation. I read the comment and if you hadn't pointed it out, I still would have noticed. It's funny how you know what certain people are capable of saying/typing even though all you have is a minute knowledge of them.

Odunnu:
Hey T, you'l make a good detective

True 

PS: Y'all don't stop, please . . . Fire on. Lemme continue reading jejely.   

stillwater:
https://cdn.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Chantelle-Unachukwu-401x600.jpg

What a picture!!! Dem still they use film camera or what, where they didn't want to waste film. . .and each girl had to have one shot each? Can't they get a digital camera? At least you would have a variety of shots to choose from without wasting film, because I don't understand how they can post this scary photo for the whole world to see. Abi this was the best shot of her shoot? I hope not. Chantelle you just gotta sue MBGN. This is nothing but sabotage.

Is she not the one in this video? She's alright.

Oh Stilly! 
That Chantelle and Loveth Onaja . . . .I rest my case!   

Nah, I didn't.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690818.msg8522858#msg8522858 date=1308137329]@ missy b or whoever

sorry if you read the part of my post that i edited.

I didnt initially notice who opened the thread  and assumed it was aloy emeka or someone similar.

Abeg, could you consider taking down the photos plz.

The kids could be nl members in the future, or obamas in the making perhaps.[/quote]I'd be lying if I said I understand what you're on about. The comment I read/saw is what I quoted and why should the photos be taken down? Their father is a star, and it's only normal and okay to have photos of stars and their relatives in public. No?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=690818.msg8522370#msg8522370 date=1308132884]please let's congratulate them if only for the sake of the kids.

though why wait 17 years to marry but e no concern me sha.


jesu omo olorun sanu fun wa.

the children are cute.

seems the naija syndrome of marriage has spread to the west [actually nothing new about that]. The wife is quite beautiful.[/quote]I was wondering too. 17 years is hella long. I can't understand how these people do it.
The part in bold is true. I'm beginning to believe the person that told me biracial kids are never ugly, no matter how ugly the parents may be.

jennykadry:
Ok this man was definitely created on a busy Monday morning(in a hurry). I hope that di[i]c[/i]k of his, is not as fugly as the face. Na this kain man I fit buy scarf for to take tie him eyes during s[i]e[/i]x. I mean having to look at that face during sex is enough to make a woman's down below shut down for life. This is depressing

Oh lawd!

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzAxVC5qcGd8NjAw[/img]

After 17yrs together and two kids, Tony-Holland as he is fondly called by his peers in Nollywood marries his long time girlfriend Maaike. Tony whose complete names are, Anthony Bamidele Akinyemi, became the first Nigerian to shoot a complete movie in Europe when he directed the movie UNDER PRESSURE (1998) which became a hit amongst Africans in the Diaspora.

The following year (1999) together with his friend and partner (Leonard Ajayi-Odekhiran) he launched his most ambitious project when he brought top Nollywood Actors Liz Benson and Saint Obi to Holland and shot the breakthrough movie “DAPO JUNIOR” which is still one of the biggest selling Nollywood movies of all time.

Holland practically stood still as guest from Nigeria, Amsterdam, London, Germany, Belgium and the United States came to show Tony and his bride how much they love them. At the church wedding, everyone thought they had seen the best of the bride (Maaike) as she radiates in her wedding gown, but she surprised everyone at the reception when she changed to her Nigerian native attire.

She was a sight to behold and Nigerians present didn’t disappoint as the flow of dollars didn’t stop. As with his movies where there is always something to learn, Tony’s marriage showed everyone present that it was not just another marriage, but a bridging of two cultures.

The guest went wild with excitement when the Groomsmen (Nigerians) and Bridesmaids (Dutch) together with Tony and Maaike gave a dance performance that highlighted the beauty and importance of integration. Most of the Dutch guests present had never experienced such a wedding before, so they were full of surprise and questions as they ate, danced and partied till the early hours of morning. Once again as with his movies, Tony’s marriage gave a good account of his country of birth Nigeria, while the bride showed everyone that she has embraced Tony and his culture long before they got married. Below are pics from the wedding. Enjoy!

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzA0Ui5qcGd8NjAw[/img]

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzA1VUlJLmpwZ3w2MDA=[/img]

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzA2S0ouanBnfDYwMA==[/img] Father, Mother and Sons

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb3.aspx?img=XGNvbnRlbnRcYWxidW0vODYyNjE2OTIxLzIzT09VSVVZLmpwZ3w1NTB8Ni8xNS8yMDExfDA=[/img]

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzA5SEouanBnfDYwMA==[/img]

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzAxVFkuanBnfDYwMA==[/img]

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzAzWVUuanBnfDYwMA==[/img] Not bad!

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzIyWVlZRS5qcGd8NjAw[/img]

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb3.aspx?img=XGNvbnRlbnRcYWxidW0vODYyNjE2OTIxLzE1VVUuanBnfDU1MHw2LzE1LzIwMTF8MA==[/img]

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50LzA3SUkuanBnfDYwMA==[/img] I likey! The mixture, that is.

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb3.aspx?img=XGNvbnRlbnRcYWxidW0vODYyNjE2OTIxLzA4VVUuanBnfDU1MHw2LzE1LzIwMTF8MA==[/img] Chei! 

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb3.aspx?img=XGNvbnRlbnRcYWxidW0vODYyNjE2OTIxLzE0T09PLmpwZ3w1NTB8Ni8xNS8yMDExfDA=[/img] 

[img]http://www.nigeriafilms.com/thumb3.aspx?img=XGNvbnRlbnRcYWxidW0vODYyNjE2OTIxLzIwVlZWQ0MuanBnfDU1MHw2LzE1LzIwMTF8MA==[/img] Kai! His face na wa o

See more pictures here - > http://www.nigeriafilms.com/album.asp?album_id=4084&action=view

hunkyjohn:
Ahem!!!

Today, I would like to try something more familiar. I am done with foreign food (for now).

The best e-cook on earth, can I please have a plate of ijebu garri with two cubes of sugar and smoked head of fish  

Thank you.

https://eatinz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/garionplate.jpg

https://www2.noveleats.com/images/rugmerchant_tea4.jpg

https://weight-loss-tips-online.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/water-glass.jpg

Have this to go with the garri 

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[img]http://2.bp..com/-sp7-C8t5MlM/TbldLi-N6uI/AAAAAAAAAt4/QkFWyqqguyY/s400/DSC02766.JPG[/img]

https://www.ultralightdesigns.com/images/utensiles/Titanium-Spoon-Big.jpg

https://eu.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/argus12/argus120906/argus12090600001/4959097-la-testa-di-un-fumo-cured-spratto-d-il-tono-a-pesce-d-39-oro.jpg

[quote author=deli.cious link=topic=451442.msg8516218#msg8516218 date=1308053181]Where is the cook nah. Missy B don't get me angry. 

I need French fries n chicken wings with ketchup, a glass of cold coconut juice, and a large bowl of vanilla+chocolate ice cream.

ASAP. Thanks  [/quote]Enjoy!

https://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/what-are-french-fries.jpg

[img]http://mysquishyjuicybrain./resources/chicken_wings.jpg[/img]

[img]http://3.bp..com/_vrjSJAVSANg/SF88Gc2QwWI/AAAAAAAAC8Y/XOoMShdveAg/s400/coconut+juice.jpg[/img]

https://icecreamjournal.turkeyhill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chocolate_and_vanilla_ice_cream-18374.jpg

akunta:
Missy, pleaseeeeee
can i get a plate of roasted yam and red oil garnished with fresh pepper and salt?
been really long i had dat!

Enjoy!

https://www.jamaicamix.com/image/RoastYam.jpg

https://eu.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/bwf211/bwf2111105/bwf211110500004/9438663-a-serving-of-yellow-and-red-peppers-with-olive-oil-in-a-blue-striped-dish-on-a-white-background.jpg

Sorry all. Gimme 5 minutes, I'm still preparing your meals.

Good Girl:
What people are forgetting is that this is a topic on BEAUTY QUEENS for heaven's sake! They are not supposed to be just pretty, because "pretty" is so common. Hell, the lady who served me in a restaurant today was pretty. My sister is pretty. My colleague at work is pretty. I mean SO MANY people [i]are [/i]pretty. But for someone to stand out as a BEAUTY QUEEN, she has to be much more than the common pretty face that we all know.

They are not ugly, but people expect a "wow" effect from a beauty queen.

I'd want you to understand that there are no definite and delineated criteria for determining beauty hence I earlier stated- ''The idea of beauty is totally personal'' and this is the only reason I didn't argue when you stated that Urenna wouldn't make heads turn if she walked into a room. That is your opinion and since I have no scientific instrument, because of its inexistence, to prove that you're wrong and that Urenna is  actually VERY BEAUTIFUL, I let your opinion, which clashes with mine, stand and go unchallenged.
In all beauty contests, there are the drop-dead gorgeous, those with the 'just there' factor and those with the WTF factor.
Oluchi Onweagba, for example, ISN'T the most beautiful girl in Nigeria or Africa, in my opinion, she's not even prettier than the average Naija girl nor as pretty as some of these girls here YET she won the face of AFRICA contest. Why?!

Sophie is one of the girls you deem qualified for the contest/very pretty -  If 10 Sophie Jamal were the contestants, there would still be someone saying they are not pretty enough to contest for miss Nigeria and if another 10 finer Sophies are brought, someone will still be able to provide 10 more beautiful Sophies. What am I saying? 1) We will never reach a generally accepted standard of beauty 2) We can NEVER get the truly most beautiful girl because there's none and that's why we can confidently give the title to anyone without fear of being sued. To some, beautiful is the fleshy girl with big eyeballs, to some, it's the thin girl with 'pointed' nose and 'cat eyes', to some, it's the fair-skinned girl and so on. . . .You have your definition of beauty, so do I and so does he and so does she. We will have to choose among the available options. These girls are representing Naija girls because they met the requisites qualities for participation, if you think you know way prettier girls, encourage them to participate and if they meet the requisites, they will be considered.

I'm just wondering how much prettier you want some of these girls to be esp. Urenna that, in my honest opinion, would hurt if she was prettier than she is now. 
Out of mere curiosity, I'd like to know what physical features a girl is supposed to possess to be considered 'more than pretty' and fit to participate in a contest like this.

I'm so your fan, babez. 
www.nairaland.com/attachments/461665_Urenna_Onyeneke_jpg5ea770b76a73c6ba85c38a493cfcf1a8

That's so yuck! In ma kitchen, right before my customers, you puked? Lick it up before I open my eyes. ** Cringes**

Friend

Kitchen

Feria

hunkyjohn:
@ Missy, thanks for the fowl y****h. It was delicious. 

Do you also serve chinese delicacies? I'd love to try jumping chicken. 

https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2707/4476685534_01b2413b98.jpg

[img]http://topnews.in/law/files/Frog-meat.jpg[/img]

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg8512081#msg8512081 date=1307986697][color=deeppink]Missy, Please can I have a bowl of salad? [/color][/quote]https://www.bringonthesalads.com/nutrition/images/salad-bowl.jpg

Beef steak to go with it
[img]http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/60694/60694,1220333113,3/stock-photo-grilled-beef-steak-with-chips-french-fries-and-peas-garnished-with-rosemary-and-lemon-16844158.jpg[/img]

Wine

[img]http://www.rossiebianchi.it/images/red-wine2010.jpg[/img]

Na force? I don't do native doctors. shuoo?!

A simple 'please' would be fine.

https://pizzalicious23.com/images/pasta_meat.jpg

https://www.someonespoilme.com/media/tinyfck/Image/wine-bottle-glass.jpg

Who's in?

I don't do your likes. Get me Tuface or nuffin/ no one else.

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=687768.msg8505932#msg8505932 date=1307900787]the 2nd girl on this page.

Onabu Obehioye Lilian[/quote]Ah! Thanks.
Fine girl. . . .'Naive' beauty though. I'm cool as long as Miss Edo state is NOT the 3rd girl on this page.

Good Girl:
Well, they say one man's meat is another one's poison. I see no "charming smile", I see no "nice facial features" with that Onyeneke girl. She's a girl who would enter into a room and go unnoticed in my opinion.

What? The idea of beauty is, indeed, personal. I'd vote for that girl anytime. . . She's like the finest amongst all, even prettier than the present Miss Nigeria [ My opinion]. Such a beauty!

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=687768.msg8502920#msg8502920 date=1307836116]miss edo state is the girl in the second picture on this page.

http://netpagesonline.com/blog/?p=1015[/quote]Ta!
Tessy Maduko? Maduko is not an Edo name na. Anyway, the girl isn't bad . . .I'm cool.

And they say Naija girls are ugly?  Very pretty girls, I must say. Tpia or anyone else, could you please post a picture of Miss Edo state? (I hope she's not the one in red, the 3rd girl on this page) 

The Urenna Onyeneke girl is beautiful. . . charming smile, nice facial features.

Gbenge 77:
What a topic!

That is ehn! Even more shocking and absurd are the replies. You'd think there are no worgly people on NL.

Da Doctor:
missy B, Na d same thing wey im do other im go do you, GO AND RECEIVE YOUR OWN FRUIT OF THE WUUUMB.

Now, be a good gofer, run to Tuface and tell him there's a lady here waiting anxiously to be given belle by him. Be fast about it!

[quote author=No.1 Taboo link=topic=681378.msg8491731#msg8491731 date=1307697040]Besides has anyone seen the baby Annie macaulay had for 2baba,  abi is dis the baby pls someone if u have pix pls post![/quote]Annie's child is a girl. Below are her pictures

[img]http://3.bp..com/-i1fe4oo-_30/TetUuOkv3DI/AAAAAAAADcs/OJM9k-WUgtY/s400/tuface.jpg[/img]

[img]http://nigeriafilms.com/image.aspx?img=Y29udGVudC9jb250ZW50L0FubmllLU1hY2F1bGF5ZC5qcGd8NjAw[/img]

rokiatu:
It seems like we're told through media, TV, fashion magazines etc, that look is one of the most important things.  But on the flip side, you could be the most attractive person in the world and still have  somepeople think you are hideous, There are many facets about what makes a person attractive. And since beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, people find different features attractive/ugly.  By the way, its no crime to be ugly nor is anyone too ugly to live. There are people who have been in accidents and have been truly disfigures this doesn't make them bad people or somehow less human than anyone else. If we all went blind tommorrow, is anyone still ugly?

Fine post.
In response to the last question, if ugliness existed before we all went blind, it would continue to exist after we all go blind, independent of whether there's anyone capable of discerning it. 

Blazay:
Not only a crime. . .but a 'felony'!
Especially 'black wor-wor'!

You can't tell the mouth from the arzzzze.
Efry whia juss dey black wwwwhhhaaaaaa!!!!

But on the flip side of things, the UGLIES make the best spouses.
They don't go nowhere!

Oh lawd! 

Topic :
Mu he he! See all of 'em lifting up holy hands and giving thanks ''they are not ugly'' - ''Thank God I'm not ugly, thank God I'm not poor''. Like, seriously?  Where, then, are the pot-bellied, Alan Dale Lee-looking toads on NL?  Yeye people, na only me ugly. 

A crime punishable by?