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Rotfl!

We didn't create ourselves, why can't you lot just accept us the way we are?

OAM4J:
Thanks. the subject of the thread is political, its even on the home page.

Pls leave issues of politics section on the politics complaints thread for me dear

This kitchen is my relaxation joint and I dont wanna mix politics with pleasure 

Did I just read Natasha Tatashe call you ''sweery''?  And you didn't scold her for it nor tell her you're in your wife's kitchen? 

hunkyjohn:
I'm back. Yippie 

I wasnt advertising another kitchen o! I was only recommending another delicacy (female b milk) that you can make much more money from. Anyway, it seems you guys are not interested in expanding your product range. I can keep the idea to myself.

In the absence of my special, can I get one fried fowl yanssh and a bottle of stout. 

Enjoy! 

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Thanks OAM4Missy for the good work   
People, excuse my absence, I shall resume duty shortly . . .I need to gather enough strength as the meeting with OAM4Missy was very . . .  

**Singing and dancing** Jesus I thank you wellu wellu . . .
Na so God will continue to punish all my enemies.   Hunkyjohn made a post advertising another kitchen here, and as justice would have it, the spambot dealt with the post. Someborry shout haaaaaaallelujaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.  

Is that Rita in the last pic? And some people say she doesn't look good?

Awww! The kid is Tuface's photocopy. I'm already in love with him, like I am with his father. Cute darling.

**Caresses OAM4Missy's gorimapa head** When did you say we'd start touring? Could we start tomorrow, sweets? And the car I asked for? 

I personally pounded this fufu for you . . .I hope you will like it. When you're done, I have sum'n' to show you in the bedroom.

Wendy, run, get drinking water for him. I said run fast.

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Why is no one eating in this kitchen?

You see your ashawo-ness?! You quoted Wendy twice instead of quoting me. 
You either drop the others officially or we say goodbye [s]but of course, you have to continue helping me in the kitchen[/s]    Missy hates sharing. 

wendybaby:
MissyB, hope your eyes are cleared now?
**still waiting for my small chops**

Very clear, Wendy.      Please, that your rich, hot brother that is single. . .Ermm. . .hmm . . How is he? Is he still available?

And why are the kids wearing T-shirts on which there's her face? Promoting charity or herself?

jay bee:
^^^
How many gyals are you tagging for dis yard sef Mr Man?


Me i go fight anyone for missyb matter 
Beauty/brain/good cook . . . . . . . warra combo

singing She's da gyal la la lala la la lala la la la She's da gyal

OAM4J:
^^ Wetin concern you with the number of  gyals? Are they complaining to you ni?

For your information I am a proper Naija man And I must to have 6 naija gayls, each from every region and one international one to make it 7- A perfect number.

Fight me for MissyB? sorry, you came too late. She just returned from a maternity leave and if you see the baby, I will be sick in the head to request for a DNA test.

You will hear from my lawyer. Thanks Jay for opening my eyes. 

Firearm:
FYI

The attention of NAFDAC, WHO, Federal Ministry of Health and other relevant agencies has been drawn to Missy B's Kitchen.

YES, I raised the alarm after many of her customers who ate from this kitchen never logged on to this forum again. 

To be forewarned, is to be fore-armed.
Desist from eating here

Reh reh reh!
I can see how busy your kitchen is for you have time begging to wash the dishes in my kitchen. Don't worry . . . .Your time go come.

[quote author=deli.cious link=topic=451442.msg8479938#msg8479938 date=1307544560]Okay missy. *sigh of relief.
I will believe you.  [/quote]That's the spirit!

OAM4J:
GBAM!!!

This kitchen is certified by NAFDAC and World Health Organisation WHO 

[quote author=deli.cious link=topic=451442.msg8479847#msg8479847 date=1307543886]Did i hear e.Coli. *throws up.  

Missy, say it ain't true.  [/quote]Rotfl!!!
My numerous customers and the progress of this kitchen is a testimony that every food served in this kitchen is not only delicious but also 100% safe. Look around, they just can't get enough . . . They come, go and return. Fear not . . . Mind Firearm - NOT!

wendybaby:
ohhhhh, Missyyyyyyyy, pls dont do this to your gurl.

I'll forgive you this time only because I love you. Should you F''uck up next time, I shall have no mercy.

Firearm:
^^^

Do NOT be afraid
You dont even need her contaminated food (E. coli)

Firearm's Kitchen will feed you with all you want
Inner or Outer Chambers, Anywhere

If you stretch my tolerance further, I'll go over to your kitchen and tell everyone there about the red powder to use as maggi. You think I don't know about that baba? Dare me!

wendybaby:
hi Missy
hw abt making some springrolls, Samosa and fish barbeque for the inner caucus

Go drink water. 
I saw you in Firearm's kitchen yesterday eating his food or was it he eating you your food?  Anyhow, you shall starve for 2 hours. That's the punishment for traitors. 

Lmao!
You're very unserious, R231. Where you see long neck? She looks great jare.

annita19:
This is so a justification statement. #cheaters alert# lol

I concur!

My happiness

Like it or Not?

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I do! 

jay bee:
Paella pls

Enjoy!

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Lemme know if you need someone to join you.

[quote author=deli.cious link=topic=451442.msg8479070#msg8479070 date=1307537589]Hmmn tasty. How about a fruit drink to go with that.  [/quote]https://www.1960area.com/n-n_weightloss/skfd.jpg

But women are worse, they dont even trust the closest lady standing next to her man!

Sometimes, it's the men that aren't trusted, not the other woman.
That you take the yam or want the yam taken far away from the goat doesn't mean you're suspicious of the yam.

emofine:
I have also noticed that not everybody actually overcomes their addiction some only replace it

True!

This thread reminds me of the reason I joined NL.
''Every addiction is a mini god and you must serve it regularly.  It takes your time, money, energy, everything and sadly, you gain nothing . . . ''

3 years + on and I still remember that post word for word, too bad I can't remember the poster.

Firearm!!!

akunta:
Missy, u promised dat u wud be back dis week
yet my breafast order is still pending
See Firearm enticing me 2 his kitchen!
make i go? b4 hunger kill person

Go nowhere, darling . . . I'm back for good.

Enjoy!
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snthesis:
^^^firearm can i have a plate of shicken and ships- bring it over hia, am too lazy to move

u r d bestest

[quote author=deli.cious link=topic=451442.msg8478622#msg8478622 date=1307533342]Where is all the food. [/quote]What would you have?

snthesis:
Baby- can i have lemon juice for starters

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