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akunta:
Na wah o, this kitchen 2 quiet o!
missy wats up? nothg cooking?
wats for breakfast abeg?

Seems Byns is missing. Make someone provide bread, oil, maggi and water make we cook that beans and chop am kia kia. For lunch, of course.

dustydee:
how do i prepare couscous?

Kisir or Turkish Couscous
Ingredients:
2 Cups Bulgur Wheat
4 Cups Water
1 Tbs Salt
1 Tbs Tomato Paste
1 Tbs Ground Cumin
1 Medium Chopped Onion

2 Diced Tomatoes
1 Bunch Chopped Green Onion/Scallions
1 Bunch Chopped Dill
1 Bunch Chopped Mint
1 Tbs Red Pepper Flakes
1/2-1 Cup Sunflower or Vegetable Oil
Juice of 2 Lemons

Serves 6 - 8 persons.

Bring water and salt to heavy boil. Add bulgur wheat, tomato paste, cumin, chopped onion and stir. Cover, turn off heat and let sit for 15 minutes. Let cool to room temperature. Add the remaining ingredients and mix well together. Turkish Cous cous can be prepared in advance and served at room temperature on a bed of green leaf salad.

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Diatribes of worthless and grating young'uns!  
Like having a job or the capacity to spew f''uckery online makes you appear noble. It is, indeed, not so difficult to separate the boys from the men.

No, I do not agree. Love or any other emotion, if sincere, is involuntary hence uncalculated/unprogrammed/ not dependent on my decision.

armyofone:
the house help is a bad woman. you worked for someone for 20 years, in between you chop the woman's husband p.rick and got pregger. had the baby maybe Maria did baby shower for her sef. continue to work there till you retire. ha! this person na real secret keeper. maybe some Mexican woman? i doubt american or AA could keep secret that long. what a woman!! she must have made a good amt of money. Conan (Arnold) the babarian, sorry the philander.
Keep your sorry to yourself. old age is catching up with him already with all the maps on his face 

That is ehn!

Like someone rightly said, in good humour, Maria go even happy seh Mildred nor be Naija woman else, she for winchy Arnold, diabolically get Maria and her children out of the way.  

Picture of the boy . . .
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Seun:
I am a man, and I disagree with the idea that we are biologically incapable of controlling ourselves. It's simply not true. Society gives men the license to behave like dogs and hide under the excuse that 'men will be men', and naturally, we take advantage of it. Women need to wise up and stop accepting silly excuses from men. You can't blame men for taking advantage.

Finely put!

Real pepper for stew : Real Name - Chilli pepper, Scientific name - Capsicum annuum
OR
Tatashe (?)[local name], Real name - Bell pepper, Scientific name - Capsicum annuum


Real name - Yam, Scientific name- Dioscorea Species

Real name - Kidney beans, Scientific name - Phaseolus vulgaris

https://www.avartsycooking.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nigerian-rice-and-beans.rinsed-600x398.jpg

https://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1848/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1848-71601.jpg

https://www.thecookingdish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/Red-Onions.jpg

https://img1.topfreebiz.com/b2010-4/China_dry_red_chilies_dry_red_pepper_dried_chili20091261030053108.jpg

https://www.specialtyproduce.com/ProdPics/888.jpg

I need you to provide oil, water, maggi and I shall handle the rest. 

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=670089.msg8345346#msg8345346 date=1305723233]why is it always the ugly men who specialize in this kind of thing.

are they blaming black women for their ugliness? [/quote]Lmao! Honestly.

byns:
yeah right!!!
you people just dont care

Wipe your tears. Let's prepare the beans together. Deal?

Well, for the sake of courtesy, you should
I always do. A simple smile and hi/good-morning/afternoon/evening  is enough.

emofine:
Everynight when he goes to bed I'm sure he wishes he could realise his erotic dream of that ever elusive black woman who poses as the ethereal protagonist in his lucid trance - the closest he'll ever get to touching one 
poor man should just admit he can't get any  I mean any black women out there would you seriously consider that stout stud Adonis? 

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I really marvel at people who use race as an indicator of beauty, which race does not possess a beautiful population?
beauty might be subjective but beauty does not discriminate based on race smh

Terse!

I like! I believe it already.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=669803.msg8343141#msg8343141 date=1305704314]
A woman might not sleep with a guy simply because something is not right, for example he has his socks on, or he has bad breath, or she is just not feeling it. I have never met a guy who turned down sex after he is in the 'zone' because of some 'technicalities'. We will cover the girl's mouth, or put a pillow over her face, get the job down and kick her out.[/quote]True . . . Hilarious.   
And I think the theory of men being promiscuous by nature is unsubstantiated tripe.

Phate07:
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You cant just expect me to hump a goat just because its wearing a skirt? Do you?
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Rotfl! 
Y'all are so funny. . . .My ribs hurt. 

False!

byns:
dats disgusting- i asked for beans not poison rubbish

will you be my friend please

Missy B is not nice

It's not in my nature to be nice.

BTW, be nice to OAM4MISSY. . . . .Making beans isn't so easy, you know.

Like, seriously, in order to feed your insatiable 3rd leg, you had to cheat with a household staff? For 10 years, you kept quiet?  Talk of a shattered heart. . . .It must be hard for Maria Shriver to swallow. Men sha! 

Back to the topic,
I can't say, for certain, what my reaction would be but there's no doubt his balls would suffer in my hands before I decide on what to do. 
I've always opined that infidelity isn't enough reason to leave one's partner (barring when it's with someone he is/I am related to, by blood or he's been found guilty of it so many times that I can't take it anymore); so, to answer your question, I'd say yes, I would stay.

Well, maybe if I experienced it in first person, my opinion would change but, for now, I still think infidelity isn't enough reason to leave, i.e if you ever meant the ''for better, for worse'' vow or had the intention of striving to make your marriage/relationship work out well.

akunta:
thanks Oam4j for the orange juice yesterday
it sure kept me cool thru the whole traffic
for this morning, can i get a cup of tea and some toast
to kick start my day?
thanks a bunch 

Enjoy!

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[img]http://www.ricettepertutti.it/images/toast_sfiziosi.jpg[/img]

Odunnu:
*did I miss my way? Isnt this the same kitchen that embarassed me the other day? The aroma of Okpa is pulling me nearer. . .oh oh oh oh I cant resist it oooooo*
Waiter! May I have Okpa and a bottle of Mountain Dew

Enjoy . . .

www.nairaland.com/attachments/439346_Missy_Okpa_JPG1c6ca9bef53ce74b27796e7755fcbf3a

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Isn't this too heavy for breakfast?

My love - Lionel Richie

My love, just thinking about you, baby, blows my mind. . .
Faultless . . .Doesn't get any better than this.

MzGreat:
missy B even though i dont have cake or food for you, i gat a prayer for you

may the best of your past be the worst of your future

may you grow old and toothless on NL

Lol! Amen to the first line. . . .As for the 2nd, lips sealed. Ta a lot.

[quote author=alj_harem link=topic=451442.msg8340054#msg8340054 date=1305657384]happy birthday missy B, may have long life and joy in your everyday, Amen[/quote]Amen and thanks.

^^ Mu he he! Odikwa serious eh.

Firearm:
hehehehehe

sorry ma'am
we dont allow people commit suicide in our kitchen

Something like this (the pic below) happended recently in Missy B's Kitchen

Odunnu:
Happy belated b'day gurl!!!
*even though the kitchen messed me up few days ago*

v3:
To the hand that e-feeds my stomach. .i wish u a belated birthday.
Many more cocktails n dishes will you serve. God bless you girl

Ese!

OAM4J:
Dont want anybody crying on my girl's birthday. We are celebrating a good person, a good life and a better future.

here is your beans

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=451442.msg8334851#msg8334851 date=1305589827]Story story -----story---- 

In 2009, when I joined this website, Missy B was one of the people I got to know. (Her and Kenny G). They were nice to me even though I was a JJC. They probably can't remember. But, it's aight.

So with that, I present to you, this wonderful chocolate cake. Hope you have/had a beautiful birthday. Many more years to come on earth (if Jesus doesn't come in 5 days).  [/quote]Oh really? And to think I can't even remember.
Thanks a lot for the cake, it's appreciated.

Snthesis darling,
Thank you. . . . .Will prolly ring you later.  

Byns,
allow me enjoy my moment; no vex, no food for you now.  

Thanks all. . . .It sure feels good to be appreciated.  

akunta:
@byns,
hw can u say nobody likes u or wants 2 be your friend on NL?
we r just celebrating wit our beloved sis- Missy!
so, maybe tats why the kitchen is kinda closed for the time
am sure tat in no time oma4j or Missy herself will
get u a very appetizing Beans, since the celebration is ova.
besides, i didnt see your birthday wishes 2 Missy
u make friends by being 1

Tell him jare. 

Awww! Thanks OAM4MISSY and Yield. . . . .I do appreciate this. 
I love the note, OAM4MISSY. I'm saying a big Amen to all that it says.

Thank you.

Thanks hun.