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[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=700325.msg8614709#msg8614709 date=1309347738]Already at your door with a bottle of Glenmorangie[/quote]Gimme 5 secs . . .I need to see if my husband is still home.

jay bee:
[b]Most don't cos of religious sentiments[/b]Some don't cos of the amount of fat present in it

True!
I saw this http://www.ensignmessage.com/archives/porkfacts.html yeasterday and eww, the likeness almost died.

How are you doing, sweets?  

[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=700325.msg8614617#msg8614617 date=1309346824]would be nice to enjoy our mutual fondness for pork together sometime[/quote]Not a bad idea. Want to come over to the kitchen for that sometime or ?

xpensiv:
Thank you all for stating your views, its coming in very handy for my research! To others pls drop a post stating your view!
Also, Tee_jay & Missy. B, wht r u guyz upto on my thread??*raisingmyeyebrow'

Lol! Don't panic . . .It's just a harmless discussion about pork. When the discussion becomes 18-rated, we'll you know so you can take our leave.

How are you doing, Xpensive?

For some unknown reason, I think coke is superior. Yeah, I prefer coke.

We like

I like

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=451442.msg8614174#msg8614174 date=1309342339]LOL--- It's this your yeye kitchen that's giving you shoulder-pad abi?. You kon dey use me to pull swagger. You dey use to form sexy. [color=#990000]Don't worry---i'll make sure they ban you and your kitchen together.  Nonsense.[/color]

**Pours that last dish on her head*** hehehe  Now Bounce! OAM4BABE! is for BABE!

No hard feelings. I like you on a "normal day", but not on this thread.  [/quote]Lmao! It would be far easier to get me outta OAM4MISSY's mind than for that to happen. In fact, by virtue of the authority vested upon me as the best poster of this section 2010, I hereby recommend your immediate ban.  ** How sweet to make use of your bragging right** 

**Wipes face and head with OAM4MISSY's boxer shorts** 

I could dash you OAM4MISSY, you know.  . . . .All you have to do is beg me.   

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Waje on stage

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Top 5

As soon as I find the video of the event, I'll post it but for now, here are some pictures from the event.

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chamotex:
Missy

Chamo darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrling! See how badly OAM4MISSY is treating me, all because you abandoned me.

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=451442.msg8611843#msg8611843 date=1309304745][color=deeppink]Missy B, Can I have a plate of ugba and a bottle of maltina?

I'm so hungry![/color][/quote]Wrong time, mama-gee.  

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Katsumoto:
Carry on; I dey back dey support you. But softly softly sha. Ko gbo do po ju; so you come here to check on all the ladies that can cook? How did this not occur to me?

Don't be too quick to jump; the grass is not necessarily greener on the other side.

Tell your brother to look for his own women.

This cannot be the only side on which the grass is green, it must be greener on some other side.
This man here married 5 more wives after we walked down the aisle, not to mention that I practically take perfect care of him like a wife should a husband.

Excuse my rant! I'm Missy, nice to have you in the kitchen. Care for a drink?

OAM4J:
Missy B. Please listen to him o. He is a wise man.

You go see pepper!

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=451442.msg8608896#msg8608896 date=1309277769]hmmmm hm hm--- I'm just keeping quiet o--- ok o! mschewww--- Nonsense. [/quote]Hehehehe! Fed up already? You never start.

Goldieluks:
who is this restless iguana?
what's so funny,and why are you stalking my post?
am no LESBO,so GO AWAAAAAY!!!!

Yeah right! If it makes you feel important, Missy is ''stalking'' you.      
Siena, fire on!         

OgidiBoy:
**ogidiboy gives Siena a standing ovation***

BRAVO!!

BRAVO!!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=701555.msg8612165#msg8612165 date=1309311558]Babe, can you plz post the video of the pageant?

From looks alone, I agree that Ms. Taraba should not have won. Not totally agreeing with Ms. Lagos tho.[/quote]I'll see if I can get it online later in the day. Plus, I agree Ms Taraba shouldn't have won considering how inarticulate they say she was, and she isn't 'all that' in terms of looks.

See this one o! 'Better people' that stood a greater chance aren't complaining, na you de cry. Shior! 

kadman:
Point is there are new, argubaly better pictures of the same event. You were not the OP. .  so what's your point ?

Don't mind the yeye girl in male clothing. He wouldn't allow me talk about Gene without raising his ugly head. Attention seeker oshi!

The chances of a gala hawker [Babe, you aren't serious o. Your first comment got me rotfl] catching my fancy at first sight on that traffic jam-packed road, under that hot sun sweating like a he-goat is 0.0001= approximately 0. If I met a dude somewhere and we got talking and I liked him and later discovered he's a hawker, I wouldn't turn him down because he hawks. At most, I'd assist him in changing business [where I can].

[quote author=baby-boy link=topic=699758.msg8605797#msg8605797 date=1309253232]Dumbo!!!!!!!! whats your point!!![/quote]To make you, blind bartimaeus-ious good-for-nothing grouch see how much better than you your object of hatred is, darling. For the very last time on this thread, your irksome presence has been taken notice of, so get the ___ outta my way and speak only if and when spoken to.

daroz:
Hello missy, me, I am inluv with u.

Welder:
I hope you know i feel same way about you, so what do yo say? About us getting welded?

Lol! I'm certain you guys aren't into grannies . . .You're better off with the youngies on and outside NL, so go for them before they are all taken.

Baby girl, I don notice you, oya, gerrrrrout of my way so I can see better people.

Ah ya! Babe is even one of my rivals?     
OAM4MISSY, submit your wande coal for flogging right now. 

Horn[i]y[/i] ho[i]r[/i]ny fellow! **Does sign of the cross** I'm covered by the rod of my husband.

Slap 

OAM4J:
abeg no put your mouth for husband and wife affairs. Cant you people respect our privacy? 

Your brother no get shame? na married women he dey pursue? upon all the single girls wey dey road, no one gree for him ni?

BTW, there is nothing like 2 timing, I married all my wives properly, its only natural that my wives should be jealous of each other. But I am MR CAPABLE.

What arrogance and disrespect! Largie, gimme your brovva's number, please.

Siena:
I'll ask you this then, since your thinking cap is well and truly aligned on your head.

The thread title is as clear as mud - "Charly Boy Turns 60". To you, he's a "local Z-lister celeb". You can't be bothered with him. Yet, you chose to click on the thread, and read the contents. Where's the smartness in that? Or did you think clicking on the thread title would miraculously make the contents centre on Justin Timberlake?

And just so you know, this "Z-lister celeb" is doing great things with the Charly Boy Foundation. A lot of less privileged people have gained a lot from recent projects, and will continue to do so.

#Dead! Rotfl!

Hard knock

jennykadry:
Not all men cheat.

I agree!

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=665519.msg8597711#msg8597711 date=1309147034]The reason men cheat is simple: there is some available woman who is willing to open her legs.[/quote]Briefly and neatly put!

I'm so proud and in love with Tuface.    Congratulobia for bringing the award home, guys.

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See Tuface and 'swagga' . . .Nothing de happen, ba?

I'm heartbroken from your flirtation; I saw you and your last wife making out last night, welldone, oga. Have you heard from my lawyer, BTW?

I go serve you nonetheless sha.

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akunta:
Missy, wat cooking in the kitchen?
i dey hungry die!!!!

Manage this

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snthesis:
its been a whole month- no food for me- Missy Baby- WHY

Manage this    

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