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Sorry, I didn't get that. Want to explain better?

mafolayomi:
thread derailed straight up as usual. na wa

You didn't contribute positively, either. 

BTW, we await the OP to shed light on her topic.

Beync:
why on earth wud people want to decide on how others shud live their lives do u fink the westerners are your african i mean your nigerian i mean your village brothers family u control by deciding when and why the woman shud give her husband children and how she spends her money >:why do u talk about culture? cant u see dat they hav diff reasons for mariage and not solely for producin children which is why most of our country side do! ( pls get a life or u live bey and jay. their civic responsibility is not and can never be to come rescue your vulnerable poo and will never be, there are thins dat can never be changed thou may be improved if u really care and want to. if i may ask wat about our leaders, our relatives and friends  who  lavish our money in power acquiring themselve wealth for their 20th generations? incase u dont no, we have almost all the  resources needed to cushion our enviroment to the acceptable standards, unfortunately, it has not been fairly used  i do listen to budgets of trillions bein allocated to diffrerent sectors,  education, power, poverty aradication, health dis dat and so on, but in the real life u barely feel the impact of these huge allocation, are beyonce and jayz the cause?

Y'all are in hot soup! Beyonce saw this.
Where's Jay-z, BTW?

The biscuit/whatever content inside the sachet is usually what's printed on the sachet. In other words, what you see, is what you get. Agreed that the branding is sometimes exaggerated but, that's what advertising is all about.  . . .The advert of every product is often exaggerated. The scope is to get the attention of the public.

However, it's a different thing to say the content of the sachet has gone bad hence, it's not what's depicted on the sachet. Even in this case, it has nothing to do with ''fraud'' as, you weren't guaranteed that the product would always remain as depicted on sachet, regardless of some factors acting on it. Eg : time, method of storage etc.

Go buy more biscuits and enjoy! 

hottyspice:
Where da hell is kannywood coming from,never heard of it till now and who is nuhu ali or whatever,I thot hausa magic was a joke never knew dey hav kannywood.OMG

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Bad actor!

Untill now, I had never heard of Kannywood. Kanny wha?

Who's seen a kannywood movie?

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Before now, with just N.5million budget, you could produce a first class Hausa film. Actors and actresses did not collect more than N20, 000 per flick. But the emergence of Ali Nuhu and Sani Danja on the Hausa movie scene has changed the fortunes of Hausa film stars. Today, the likes of Nuhu, Danja, Rasheedat Abdullahi, Fati Usman KK, Jamila Umar, Zainab Indomie charge between N.5million to N1million per flick.

However, with their new fortunes, some of them now take drugs and alcohol among other vices that are not synonymous with the life style of northern Muslim. In fact, a particular star was banned from acting for five years when tales of her sexual escapades with her boyfriend found its way into the internet. Worried by the activities of these stars whose life styles contradict Sharia tenets, the Kano State Government set up a Censors Board under Alhaji Rabo. Sometime ago, through its ethics committee, the board suspended many stars due largely to consumption of alcohol, sexual scandals and drug addiction.

Consequently, Danja who is married to another Kannywood star, Mansura Isa relocated to Abuja.

Nuhu, another top actor in Kannywood left Kano and relocated to Lagos where he is now a hotcake in Nollywood.
However, Stardom checks revealed that his admirers in the North are not happy that he now kisses and romances female actresses on screen, which they consider anti – Islam.

Stardom can reveal that behind the scenes, Hausa Stars do worse.
Ali Usman Jita, who had a love affair with Fati Niger, an actress based in Kano State spoke with Stardom.

Excerpts:

How is Kannywood? Are you still planning to marry Fati Niger?
Kannywood is fine even though there is need for improvement. We are doing fine. As for Fati, she has just travelled to her country, Niger Republic. The truth is I had a serious relationship with her but I will not marry her or any other Kannywood actress. In fact, I am married to one Nafisat and we have one kid, Usman. I was almost used by her but its okay now.

Has the fortune of stars in the industry improved?
I think so. As you can see, my office is an improvement. I live in a 3-bedroom flat and have two cars not to talk of the thousands of fans I have all over the country. It makes me happy.

In Kannywood, actors and actresses don’t kiss or even touch each other. Why?
We are Muslims. We are praying for Ali Nuhu who now acts in Nollywood to stop and come back home. His admirers are not happy with him.

I know that smile on D'banj's face.

**Singing** When a man loves a woman . . .  **Singing**

Spinach stew
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Bitter leaf soup, too.

Mail to Firearm:
I just saw the gift and I must say a big thank you. Too bad I was married to a
broke a$$ that couldn't even afford a po, [CC what's the name of that car, again]?
Well . . . It's a good thing there's a good man like you, who knows how to appreciate a Lady.  . . .Thank you!
I'm actually single and searching right now. . . . . If you intend to marry me , pls, see CC. She would tell you the necessary requirements. Trust me, you wouldn't be making a mistake. Good luck!   

Mail to CC,
What could I have done w/o you? Nothing!
I'm having a wonderful time here and I don't even want to think of going back home. Home? which home?
There are currently 4 Arab guys [bleeping rich dudes] seeking my hand in marriage. CC,
I love them, I love their money     but I love you more.

Mail to Snthesis. . . . .
I hope you hunger till thy kingdom come.

Just be there waiting for fried chicken. I'm leaving 6 am tomorrow.

Gold!!! **Faints**
There's no way I'm coming back to this place. CC, you know I love you, don'tcha?
My luggage is ready. Snth, it's a goodbye. . . . .Help me thank Chaircover.

CC,
You're the bestest! Thanks darl.
I shall leave first thing tomorrow morning.

Bye, Snthesis.

CC,
I haven't seen the car eh and this man is playing with my head and heart.
I'm only here because you asked me to come over. . . . Give your order and I shall obey.

Lmao! I thought I had heard it all.
Frozen food causes cancerrrrrrrrrrr?

snthesis:
u dey ask?- after u went on strike,  man kuku branch wendybaby side- wow she's damn good 

[size=4pt]i've checked, double checked , tripled checked and maka y, i no c nada for my box, check d addy[/size]

Wend what? You did werrin? This marriage is hereby pronounced . . .

[size=3pt]Aiight, Imma buzz lerra. [/size]

Freezing to 0 °F inactivates any microbes — bacteria, yeasts and molds — present in food

Frozen food is safe, regardless of the amount of time it's been in the freezer.
Freezing preserves food for extended periods because it prevents the growth of microorganisms that cause both food spoilage and foodborne illness.
However, freshness and quality may 'reduce' but food remains SAFE!

I found this online:

Note: Freezer storage is for quality only. Frozen foods remain safe indefinitely.

Item AND  Months
Bacon and Sausage- 1 to 2
Casseroles- 2 to 3
Egg whites or egg substitutes-  12
Frozen Dinners and Entrees- 3 to 4
Gravy, meat or poultry-  2 to 3
Ham, Hotdogs and Lunchmeats-  1 to 2
Meat, uncooked roasts-  4 to 12
Meat, uncooked steaks or chops-  4 to 12
Meat, uncooked ground-  3 to 4
Meat, cooked-  2 to 3
Poultry, uncooked whole-  12
Poultry, uncooked parts-  9
Poultry, uncooked giblets-  3 to 4
Poultry, cooked-  4
Soups and Stews- 2 to 3
Wild game, uncooked- 8 to 12

Freshness and Quality of these item may be affected after the number of months stated BUT, they remain safe for consumption.

Where have you been?

@ Everyone

Soon the cooking will begin. Don't forget it's yuletide and we'D be having a lot of guests.
Y me and others, dust your aprons and get ready. We're gonna do what we know how to do best.

After a week, throw what away? You must be kidding. Na so you wan waste the food I prepared with my hard-earned money and precious time?

On a serious note, since it's frozen, It can stay in the freezer for however long and would still be good for consumption. 

Ingredients
1 cup butter, softened
2 cups sugar
4 eggs
3 cups cake flour, divided
4 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup milk
1 ounce unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled
1/2 teaspoon Spice Island Pure Vanilla Extract
1/2 teaspoon almond extract
Red liquid food coloring
1/2 teaspoon lemon extract
Yellow liquid food coloring

FROSTING:
6 tablespoons butter, softened
6-1/2 to 7-1/2 cups confectioners' sugar, divided
5 ounces unsweetened chocolate, melted and cooled
3/4 cup milk
1-1/2 teaspoons Spice Island® Pure Vanilla Extract

Directions: Grease three 9-in. round baking pans; set aside. In a large bowl, cream butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Combine 2-1/2 cups of cake flour, baking powder and salt; add to the creamed mixture alternately with milk.

Divide batter into thirds. To one portion, fold in melted chocolate and vanilla. To second portion, fold in 1/4 cup flour, almond extract and 3-4 drops red food coloring. To third portion, fold in lemon extract, 3-4 drops yellow food coloring and remaining flour.
Spoon a ring of chocolate batter around edge of one prepared pan; spoon a ring of pink batter inside chocolate ring and fill center with yellow batter. Spoon a ring of yellow batter around edge of second pan; add a chocolate middle ring and a pink center. Spoon a ring of pink batter around edge of third pan; add a yellow middle ring and chocolate center.

Bake at 350° for 20-25 minutes or until a toothpick inserted near the center comes out clean. Cool for 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely.
For frosting, in a large bowl, cream butter and 2 cups confectioners' sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in melted chocolate until smooth. Add milk and vanilla. Beat in enough of the remaining confectioners' sugar until frosting achieves spreading consistency. Spread between layers and over top and sides of cake.

Yield: 12-14 servings

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Older. I've even lied about my age to a lot of people.

People give me 16, 17  I don't see it as a compliment now. Prolly in 10 years time, I'D want people to give me less than my age.  . . . Not now.

Even after a year [Hyperbole] I still use it, as long as it's frozen.
I usually put the soup in the freezer a day after I prepared it, and it stays there for as long as whenever. No side effects.

Can't find you, Y me.

Seen!

Are you on Fb at the mo? I'm adding you.

Allow the man flex, abeg.

Babez, what's up? What's your Fb contact?

Small chops?