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Elpieda:
@missy B I know for certain that these "halle-berry looking girls" are cause I know and we all grew up together, Its a trust thing and based on the friendship and honest communication we all have with each other, I know, and though this is none of your business but am also one and freaking proud of it, doesnt make me any better than anyone but i still wont sit and let people condemn me for choosing to keep it

Reh Reh Reh!
You do not know for certain. You're speaking, based on what you were told.
If every girl on this thread posted and said they are virgins, I doubt you would have posted this comment

Na wa o, It is clear that a large percentage of people posting are not virgins

My point? When it comes to confidential issues like this, the best you can know is what I tell you and I can tell you anything. Gerrit?
Unless you tried to penetrate and discovered yourself, you have no business speaking with such certitude.
Then again, you're right. What's my business if your Halle-Berry-Looking friends are virgins or not!

Plus, before you even try to swing your virginity certificate in my face, as previously mentioned, me sef na Feerjin eh.  
Vergine oil ko . . . Virginus ni.  

Elpieda:
Non virgins will probably give anything to become virgins again abi how do u explain hymenoplasty and other reconstructive surgeries girls are doing these days to be virgins again, mschewww, if your a virgin, thumbs up to u, it shows how disciplined u are and how much you have self control in this fallen generation,

Lmao! You must be having a laugh!
People undergo hymenoplasty for different reasons and believe me, I doubt contrition is the paramount reason.

4reigningqueen:
Virginity should be a personal thing which i feel should nt b broadcasted as this.there are virgins with terrible attitude&there are really sweet ladies whose attitude are angelic.which is better?

Mint! 

Elpieda:
Na wa o, It is clear that a large percentage of people posting are not virgins and are you freaking kidding me, who the heck told you that virgins are mostly wowo, thats just a silly silly consolation beacuse i know too many damn freaking party girls who are virgins and in their early twenties, and they are not keeping it cos they had no opportunity to have intimacy but they are keeping it because they are seeking daily to do the will of God and walk in righteousness, Yes we all make silly mistakes, but please let those who have chosen to remain virigins till their wedding night breathe,

Gosh people and their thinking sha,

I'm just wondering how you know for certain, that these halle-berry-looking girls are virgins.

If I were in Naija, I would throw the soup away after 1 week too. So, you're right!

delimit:
2 face Idibia was at U.J ESENE Stadium in calabar yesterday night for the annual calabar carnival,he entertained his much awaited fans for close to 2hrs.(close to 1million fans)
people that know 2 face very well we know that he can't do without his usual blunder
In his attempt to wish his fans merry xmas he said "MERRY XMAS AND MERRY HAPPY NEW YEAR"
This award winning naija super star need to employed a private teacher in order to avoid all this common mistake

Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed, lest, he fall!  

wendybaby:
oh Miss Dearie,

I love this.  so sweet of u. 

All thanks go to Y'all for making this place conducive. More surprises . . .Stay tuned.
It's not just all talk, there's refreshment too.

The Nairaland Kitchen wishes everyone a very merry White christmas.

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Thank You for making this place fun. This kitchen is still very lively because of you, you, you and you. Thank You for your time.

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May all your days be merry and bright. Merry christmas to Y'all.

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Have fun Y'all. May that which has bound us thus far continue to strengthen and rejuvenate the love and friendship . . . .You're special.

coded777:
Just but 2 opposition sofar, @ Missy b and Osama10 you guys didn't backup your stance.

That's because I didn't see the need to, sorry.

coded777:
This is a situation of LOVE, a party involved in the relationship needs to protect his/her love for the other for some reason like distance? or he may be planning on a 'not returning so soon' journey. Are these reasons enough to get her pregnant out of wedlock and what if they did not eventualy get married in the long run

It's not a wise thing to blackmail people into being/sticking with you. Worse still, if the object of blackmail is pregnancy. A child.
People play rough and some situations that could lead to having a child of wedlock are out of control, I understand but, I'm saying, deliberately having a child outta wedlock [especially for selfish reasons; Eg - the instance you cited] is pure nonsense, if you're aren't anti-marriage and simply wrong, if you're a christian. This is my opinion.

snthesis:
oyah- i don ready, firearm don pay me the money wey e dey owe for d past 2yrs !!! how much do u need WOMAN!!!!! - tell me wen to stop counting . . . .

you must buy enuf yams, 3 cows, 5 rams, fresh fish, rice, moin-moin, dodo, stock fish, carrot - in short fill in d blank spaces
ehmm!! after evrything- dnt forget to bring my change o!!

Awww! See ma hubby! Lol. He's giving me all his life savings and still wants change.
I still love you sha, broke man.

Firearm:
Snthesis, I pity you small boy; counting small denominations

Missy, come with CC 
lemme take you to my Inner room

You can take as much bundles as your hands can carry for the xmas shopping

Dont bother about beef
I have made arrangements
11 herds of cattle are already on their way from Bauchi in Northern Nigeria

See MAN!!! Money is talking . . . Missy is listening. Love ya already.
When are you paying my brideprice?

FOREXMARTS:
Hello errbady,
Ma name is Deedee Eneshah from Oguta in Imo state. Please can anyone give me a recipe on Nsala soup(chiken soup) wif pounded yam.
Its ma native cusine and I have been away fro a long time. Luv u all

Deedee Eneshah.

Here . . .

Ofe Nsala I
Ingredients:

Pepper soup spices
Meat/fish/snail (whichever you prefer)
Pepper
Onions
Native Maggi

Method:

Grind spices, pepper,and onions
Put all in a pot containing meat with water and boil
Put in native maggi and salt, stir and its ready. If you want a thick consistency add yam paste

Ofe Nsala II

Ingredients:

Dry/fresh fish
Snail
crab (optional)
crayfish
dry pepper
salt
Uziza seed ( a certain black longish pod used in peppersoup dishes. Can be sourced from igbo traders)
Oluma (this local spice is round and is in a small pod)
Onion
Yam paste for thickening
Water

Method

Clean fish/meat/crab and cut into desired sizes.
Grind the oluma,uziza together with onions.
As all the ingredients are ready put every thing into pot except for fish to prevent it from scaterring.
Add yam paste to thicken allow every thing to boil together.
Allow to thicken. Serve hot with pounded yam.
Enjoy

Copy and paste. I hope it helps.

Yam porridge.

Perfection Personified!

Irreplaceable and Godsent

Miss you!

yuzedo:
Saw this in a daily yday,  If perhaps OP had posted pictures, u guys wud've seen why dem girls r still virgo's,  If na so wowo b, abeg make dem hol' their virginity, make me sef hol' my vaseline tight!

Gbahahahahahahahahahaha!

Topic: I'm registering immediately. Proud Feerjin  

What can we say? Thank You, Lord!

Murphy G:
I dont think the fact that he went to pick her from school confirms he shld be held responsible for her disappearance,  . I think both of them need prayers.

My thought exactly!

Osama10:
If you consider the advantages of growing up with both parents in the same home, I think the benefits are immeasurable.

Some kids born out of wedlock are raised in a home where both parents are present.

Topic: It's a subjective decision as well as opinion but, I don't see sense in deliberately having a chid outta wedlock. Why not legalize it? I mean, if you can have his child, he should be suitable. No?

Lol!

chaircover:
Ok OK OK

In the spirit of the season of goodwill, all past misdemeanours have been forgiven; Offenders know themselves.

Missy B, so its Xmas Shopping for enough food to keep your guys "belled full" over the Xmas period 

but please only go to the market if they give you money)   

Girl Power 

You trust ya girl.

This Uti dude is cute.

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha!
Freecocoa, You've killed me eeeeeeeeeh! I swear, you're bringing back some sweet ol' memories. '' You deh crase, you deh mad, you deh gbon gbon cigar'' ''born by mistake'' I remember.
You remember '' You can't do more than a dead rat''?

Y me,
Yea, I also remember playing blow blow and I never won the biggest.
I also remember being flogged for making a different haristyle to school.
I remember those days I was asked to kneel down, raise my hands and close my eyes for 20 minutes whenever I did sum'n' wrong. Ah! I remember!

Mobinga:
@Missy B . . .  I didn't know you got in you. . 

Mo[b]bingooooooooooooooooooo[/b]
Don't mind Omo-to-dolt. He just wouldn't profess his love for me.

Cosmass:
Missy B, my "aunty give me cake" dress is in my closet to be unleashed on xmas day How 'bout you? what you got for christmas?

My 'rubber' shoes, watch, lace socks and shaba dress are ready.

Freecocoa,
I remember giving the money I got to grandma. I also used to subtract 1 or 2 Naira.

Who remembers that hat with an elastic band that usually passes under the chin.
Who remembers Jaguar (Is that how it's spelt?)? I still remember the song . . .
''My belle o, my head o! Ah! Mark you, na lagos you deh go, Eko nor be village so watch your tongue.'' and that soap  ''Family circle''? Who remembers ''Ishawuru''?

OMO IBO:
LMAO
Ahhh, Missy B, you just reminded of a few things. I co-sign everything you wrote up there.

First Nigerian home video, Living In Bondage was seen in my house by everyone in our estate. The house was like a viewing centre. Everyone wanted to see the video. People we didn't know from Adam came begging for the video cassette.

Kiddy vision 101 - I never missed that program. Denrele madness no start today.

LOL. . . This is maaaad funny. My dad would leave work early to catch WWE. I still remember how he'd run up stairs shouting 'open the door. Open the door' Dude and mum knew the names of all the wrestlers and their finishing moves.

ROFLMAO. We always looked forward to our sunday rice with one piece of meat each.

Kai, dem good ol' day eh.

Lmao!
I remember the days of Okonga(?) too.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7365380#msg7365380 date=1292727529]
@MissyB
Don't lie: you are enjoying this.[/quote]Abso-Fhocking-Lutely! 

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7365380#msg7365380 date=1292727529]Hey ya, you are just looking for someone to shower your love on.[/quote]Yup! Looking for you. . . .Searching for your love.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7365380#msg7365380 date=1292727529]
By the way, you fools have been a good sport though.[/quote]Same could be said of you, superior fool.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7365380#msg7365380 date=1292727529]
But I have to leave, none of you can put up a good fight.[/quote]The usual line they use when they've been beaten. Run son, Run! 

Come to think of it . . . Another progress. Did you notice you didn't use the C word this time?
Missy, na you biko! 
**Still loff you** 

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7365085#msg7365085 date=1292721968]^
You have spoken like a stereotypical dumb woman. Only an idiọt would go online seeking love from faceless people, or trying to get their approval in any way whatsoever. I don't need people to like me. What is the fun in that? If I want people to like me, all I have to do is create another profile and present myself in a manner that you fools will like. Reserve your love for your customers and concentrate on sucking their cocks with everything that you have; now that is something you can succeed at. Animanu.[/quote] Seriously, you do not care about being liked or disliked, and you've been bitching all day like a madwoman having birth pangs? One wonders what you'D do, if you took this issue seriously. Anuohia. 
BTW, I can see I'm making progress.  . . . You've stopped feigning grins. 
Now, call me a C****. I like how you say/write it.

I still loff you, sweerie.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7364665#msg7364665 date=1292716285]@Missy ★ B
I am just having fun at the expense of cúnts like you.
[/font][/size][/quote]I'm delighted to be of great help to an angry and a loathsome kid whose utmost hankering is to be loved by all.  But come o, for why na? You killed a lion or arrested OBL that everyone should like you? C'mon Darling, grow up, learn that NO ONE IS UNDER OBLIGATION TO LIKE YOU, and get the flying Fhock over being disliked. 
Jeeez! Just when you begin to think they have at least, a jot of commonsense and poise. Shioooor! 
Anyways, It's not my intention to go down this lane with you. I have someone else in mind already but nevertheless, I can always use you to dillydally.

PS: You know I still loff you sha.  Ewè! 

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7364902#msg7364902 date=1292719971]^
Take a chill pill? Seriously, some folks still say that in 2010? Animanu. It is obvious that I am bothering you; if not, you'd simply shut your ugly trap and move on to some other thread. I expect nothing less from a LovePeddler, sorry I meant a cúnt, or, perhaps, both. Don't let me disturb you; you have cocks to suck. Atta girl!
[/quote][quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=569143.msg7364665#msg7364665 date=1292716285]Now that's where you and I are different. Why do I have to beg when I can create another one? For the most part, naira land is an anonymous website because people can represent(or even misrepresent) themselves. The picture on your profile does not say anything about you since anyone can put that same picture on his or her profile. And that is why I only add people I know, in the real world, on my Facebook. Bro, naira land is a place to unwind---at least, for me---it is not reality.
[/quote]Poor kid! See him faltering! Lmao 
BTW, stop using the 'Grin' emoticon, You can't fool us. We all know you're hurt . . .VERY hurt.  

Cosmass:
@ Missy B, you won't kill me! Actually you are killing me 

I do remember karishika, karishika, queen of "         "

Now I'm really missing "dem" days, let me reminisce.

- Remembering those pink chewing gums, that were 1 naira each, the mallams usually sold.

Rotfl!
**Willy Willy don die ti kpa ti kpo . . . Na who kill am ti kpa ti kpo**   
Damn! I remember the chewing gum too. It's long, right?
Anatha movie I remember is ''Last burial''. '' Ogboifi Ozo Inamani, rise up, your time is up''   

You remember sugar cane? Is that still available?
I also remember how we exchanged food with family members during christmas after wearing our christmas dress. Cosmass, have you got yourself a christmas dress yet?

Lol!
I remember Cabin biscuit too.
Who remembers karashika karashika and willy willy? How time flies!

@ Sag,
^{The next time you make me laugh this hard again, I promise to spank you real hard.}

I remember and love those days. ** Clicks 'like'**