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Lmao. You're very unserious! Yucccccccccccccck!

When dem neffa buy brazillian hair and blackberry? Biko, please!

If he's not around and his phone is ringing, there's no reason why I shouldn't pick the call . . .
Yes, he should do likewise if it's my call.

The makeup is perfect. . . . I love the eyebrow. Sad thing I still haven't learnt to get the perfect arch, just like hers.

You should see this thread - https://www.nairaland.com/41607/kunu-tell-me-everything-know

maclatunji: LOL. These two "witches" did not kill you when you were a baby and helpless. It is now they want to kill you abi? Face facts and live your life instead of chasing shadows.

Finely put!

gossips: pls people, how do i start a thread?
Thank you very much!

- Go to the section in which you'd like to start your thread
- Click the 'Create new topic' button
- Fill out the 'subject' space and write your message in the space provided below. Click the 'submit' button.

remioshy: hi miss b

thanks, but pls what is the other name for cassava starch, i dont know wat to ask for or look for in the shops, i live in uk, so what is the name in shop



thanks

Tapioca flour

What is okporiyor?

INGREDIENTS:
Bitter leaf – Blend to a smooth paste
Pumpkin leaf – Blend to a smooth paste
Fresh Palm fruits (optional) – Boil, Marsh, dilute with water and drain till chaff is clean
Fresh pepper – Blended
Onions – blended
Cray fish – grinded
Fresh fish of choice (Croaker, Porpoise, Cat fish, Mackerel etc)
Beef - Boiled - Qty desired
Pomo (Cow skin) – Boiled – Qty desired
Stock fish – Boiled - Qty desired
Seasoning cubes
Salt to taste
Palm Oil - optional


PROCESSING
1. Wash bitter leaf in sufficient water and drain to remove bitter taste
Note: Not completely, so as to retain a little tinge of bitters.
- Blend to a smooth paste
2. Rinse Pumpkin leaf normally without squeezing out the nutritional content.
- Blend to a smooth paste
3. Boil palm fruits for 25mins or till tender and drain off the boiling water.
- Marsh fruits and dilute with 1litre of water and drain the sauce.
- Repeat as desired until chaff is clean be careful not use more than 2litres.
Note: Descretion is needed here as the quantity of fruits determines the volume of water required.


METHOD
1. Heat palm fruit sauce for about 20mins or until slightly thickened.
2. Add beef, Pomo, stock fish and the fresh fish to boil for 2mins.
3. Add the Cray fish, the bitter leaf paste, cook for 6mins and add pumpkin leaf paste and stir.
4. Add Palm Oil if desired and cook for 5mins
5. Add seasoning cubes and salt to taste, stir and cook for 2mins
6. Congrats, you’re ready to go.

Y me, where are you? Come help a sister out?

Maybe these could be of help -
https://www.nairaland.com/591270/millet-nigeria
https://www.nairaland.com/947873/millet-soyabean-recipe

Gurundi

Ingredients Handy measure

Coconut, grated 2 medium

Sugar ⅓ cup

Edible cassava starch ⅔ cup

Directions

Mix the starch, finely grated coconut and sugar. If the starch is very dry, a little water may be added to facilitate spreading on the baking tin.
Add cinnamon or nutmeg if desired. Spread the mixture thinly on an oiled baking sheet. Mark into squares before baking in a medium hot oven (170° C, 325° F).
When browned and very dry, loosen from baking tin cool and put into air-tight tins.
For a product lighter in color, use a lower temperature and bake longer until well dried. These biscuits are produced in large quantities in Lagos and sold.

http://www.bulkbananas.com/gurudi-recipe/

It's always advisable to use the search button before creating a thread.

Here - https://www.nairaland.com/485219/recipe-chin-chin-puff-puff
https://www.nairaland.com/312512/please-how-prepare-chinchin-good

buzugee: now i am convinced nigerians are crazy. you will pay like 16,000 naira per month for internet access, pay extravagantly for cars, pay extravagantly to enter clubs, pay extortionate amount for clothes, pay extortionate amount for your blackberrys and other luxuries but when it comes to the thing that matter most in life you are screaming murder horror ? whats 20 naira ? this is like ONLY 8 pence per sachet. geezzzz can the water people make some profit too so they can live ?

Are you having a laugh?
Blackberry, internet connection and the other abovementioned things are wants . . .luxuries . . .optional.
In other words, you MUST NOT have them. If you have them, it is because you can afford them, so why complain?
As for water, it's a NEED . . . . a necessity . . .You need it to live, and as such, people have a right to lament when its price rises extremely.
That thing was sold for N5 in 2008, and in less than 4 years, its price has tripled, and people should not complain? Seriously?
Have you any idea how many sachets of water is consumed a day by just 1 person?
Maybe we should also be quiet if we are asked directly to pay for air, simply because some of us can afford an air conditioner.

buzugee: you know the problem with people like you ? you have that ME ME ME ME ME ME ME mentality. its only about you. the suffering of others is irrelevant so long as you are not inconvenienced. look a few post above this one. there is the picture of a kid hawking water. now lets do the math. how much does the packaging wrap cost ? how much did it cost to get the water ice cold ? how about the suffering of the kid-how much does that cost ? how much on the percentage of the profit does the kid get ? all of this on 8 pence per sachet ? but i bet your punk azz wouldnt bat an eyelid when you pay your blackberry phone bills and when you drop major money to buy your girlfriend recharge card. get tha fockoutta here with yo lame azz

Give us the figures and let's do the math.
That business has been existing for a very long time and many people are still going into it, which means that there's profit to be made, probably not too much, but there is. If there wasn't, nothing stops individuals from investing in it . . . there are several other options.
It's not okay to increase the price of anything w/out being pushed to the wall to, and it's greedy and inhuman to increase the price of a mundane comodity that exceedingly at once w/out considering the consumers.
If there's a plausible reason for the increase, could you enlighten us?

Topic:
Like I said, I know that thing was sold for N5 in 2008, I don't know if it was a gradual increase or it was a boom, but there's one option - Stop buying it, think of other options (Even though you do not have many).
It is bad enough that we have to pay as much as N5 for drinking water. . . N20 is theft.

Sent to y'all

Sent!

This is the Food section where insolence is not condoned, If you will not comply with the rules, you'll be thrown outta the section.

Sent to you all

Enough of this kind of thread. . . We already have more than 2 similar threads.
Why not continue here - https://www.nairaland.com/934449/what-craziest-food-combination-ever

Chanchit: Fpor the first time @least that i've seen on NL, no insult on a particular topic, my intention was to come and insult the OP, buh i can see that everybody is acting sane, so let me keep the flag flying.... By the way I don't like corn .....

This is the only section one of the few sections insolent remarks don't last more than 5 mins on NL. We are sane people here.

I didn't see the last question eh, choose grinding stone kè? Neffa again!

after grinding pepper, your hands will be so sore/hot from pepper.

You haff not seen sontin, I saw hell the few times my elder cousin wasn't around to help do the task.
First you place your hands in cold water, then you rub ''dusty powder'' on them, then palm oil . . .All to no avail.
Funny things Grandma made us do.

Grinding stone. There's a longstanding belief that stew made with hand-ground tomatoes is tastier than any other.

jackima: kindly give me ingredients for bitter leaf and egusi.
i am in foreign land but we have those things available so that i can teach my wife.
she is not from 9ger but she have too much interest in 9gerian menu. thanx.

Egusi soup - https://www.nairaland.com/618706/need-good-spicy-egusi-soup
https://www.nairaland.com/2885/how-make-egusi-soup


Bitter leaf - https://www.nairaland.com/743171/ingredients-bitter-leaf-stew
https://www.nairaland.com/25475/nigerian-recipes/5 Go through the page

Thanks for sharing.

Sent to you all.

The older the better . . . Who wants to babysit a man?

Slipknot: all na wash!! They both have a common goal. Money / Sexual Satisfaction. SiMplE!!

Everyone gets into a relationship for a reason . . .

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Sagamite: The average woman tends to want all the rights and privileges but do not want any responsibilities and risks.

False!
This phenomenon is not gender-specific. . . There are also men who have nothing to give but demand everything, demand respect, but don't even know how it's spelt.
It has to do with the individual, there's NO reason it should be attributed to women alone.

Sagamite: And this is getting worse in the generation of "women that think they should be treated like gold for doing nothing. It should happen just for being a woman". They are good, and have been successful, in training mugu men that these should be the norm and not adhering to it makes something wrong with the guy.

It is alright for a woman to want to be treated as gold, it is the norm, Naija men are just not familiar with it.

Men like me are icons. If men are produced like me then Baba God would have to drastically reduce the man-woman ratio and instil polygamy in the Bible. I am too mu[b]s[/b]h.

What arrogance! And, you're still wondering why I chose Don over you? Commot jor.