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Maybe you should see this link - http://naijamaican.co.uk/Documents/Nigerian%20Food%20Timetable.pdf
You may be able to draw a perfect food timetable, one that suits you, for yourself from there.

If you need a list and/or recipes of more nigerian food, leave your email here and I'll send the e-book to you - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-546559.0.html

Okay, guys. . .sleep calls.

Boboyekini, don't worry yourself. . . I understand, I usually have that effect on people.
I'll edit my post in which I quoted you when I switch back on pc 'morrow. . . I'm afraid your email will be up there till then.

I suspect they are Nairaland ladies. . . 
When do you intend to register in order to join in the fun? :p

Yes, i have heard about that one too. Isn't that a shame?

Shame ké? As if Conji understands the language shame.  
If we all adhered to principles, life would be boring.  . . .Don'tcha think?  

How many women and men from that site have you known ?   I'm quite bored tonight.  

Modified

I'm strictly into owners of websites. Do you have one? 

*Put a short string of thread on the head*

MariaP:
Na so i hear o. The lady who told me got engaged in a street fight with another girl and it was during the hot fight they started washing their dirty linien in public. 

Isn't it on NigerianVillageSquare ( or what's the site called?) they say things like this happen?
I need to dig up some threads to be sure. Mu he he! 

BTW, is Seun planning to follow this trend anytime soon?  

Lmao! Una haff come again with gut-busting info!   

A photo of this dude, please? If he's hot, by my yardstick, I wouldn't mind becoming a registered member. 

2buff:
This guy sef. . .

Typical manipulative personality. 
Rule #1: If having wronged someone, convert the situation to you being the victim and the person you are to be apologizing to as the culprit.
Rule #2: Never ever apologize, unless you have a knife to your throat. Even if you do, always revert to Rule #1 eventually.

This is true with all manipulative people, and I detest manipulative people. 

Touché!

I'd direct a line or 2 to Seriousls_y, but I'm too lazy tonight.

if I'm your brother, will you still go ahead and marry a girl that choose nairaland to deal with this kind of problem?

Nothing in your post justifies the e-mail or your reaction . . . Just apologize and pray she takes you back.
Plus, whatever is wrong with spewing your problems on NL for effective advice?
Humans make up NL . . . Not all of us are spam-bots like the Cork and 190 series. 

[quote author=im_a lady link=topic=844173.msg9956901#msg9956901 date=1326468925]I wish it was a script but unfortunately this is my life here, I am terribly upset and worst still I have been ill all through this pregnancy but what can I do ? He read the posting which I wanted him to do so he knew that I knew  and sent me a what's app message saying the marriage is definately over and he couldn't believe he was reading about his life on nairaland ! What am I supposed to do? Beg? As for the baby issue I haven't 100% decided what to do just yet,but God will show me the wAy forward[/quote]Women who have their wedding called off 2 weeks prior to the D-day don't log on/into NL or any forum to broadcast the news, in less than 24 hours of being jilted.
Darling, I had a nice time reading . . .creative, I must say.  

However, if for some strange reasons this happens to be true, get on your knees and joyfully sing ''to God be the glory'', for this is surely a good-riddance-to-bad-rubbish situation.
Of course, I'm sending a big hug your way.  

[quote author=im_a lady link=topic=844173.msg9956854#msg9956854 date=1326468346]Fellow nairalanders he has read this posting and texted me that the wedding is off anyways so issue is sorted. Thanks for all your inputs.i will try and rebuild the pieces of my life[/quote]Just like that? Are we sure this isn't one of those stories that itch the bum?
I'm beginning to see why Odunnu referred to the tale as a script. . .I almost forgot this is the romance section.

Cuddlemii:
I disagree with you. I think we should be real here so that ladies can learn from this experience. I know the need for love, companionship and marriage. But at the same time lets do the right things at the right time. Do you know its very possible that the op knew he married a white woman just for stay and now wants a naija wife only that he played a fast one on the op too, the law of karma. Ladies go into some pact with guys out of desperation & emotional entanglement. This story could be in several ways.

So leave the transparency aside, how many human beings in this world are transparent? How are we so sure she is telling us how this whole thing happened, what if she left somethings unsaid? Every human being plays several games, but you have to be a scammer to scam a scammer or not get scammed. What was wrong with doing proper investigation on her part? What was wrong with waiting till she gets married before getting pregnant since she knew he has left a lady before so he has the tendencies to screw women over so she should have used protection too(he doesn't need to know after all he is also playing her). There are some love you need to use your brain for abeg, leave the heart aside.

Love, white woman, karma etcetera . . . huh?  Where are those coming from 
I addressed the OP's original post, which presents her problem as the content of the email she read, hence my previous comment reads ''the problem here is transparency . . .''.
Every other details she provided is to drive her point home, and make her predicament more clear to potential advisers and kibitzers.

Back to her original post -

he had set up an email address in my name , impersonated me and composed a letter addressed to himself with me saying i was aware he didnt want want the baby and also suggesting i was breaking up with him, and that we had both gone to an abortion clinic together and that i had decided to have the child on my own and i wont be needing his help or support with the child since i knew he didnt want the baby and i had a good job and would be able to support the child all by myself and i wanted nothing from him

Have you been able to figure out the intent behind the email drama?
Good! So have I, I_am_a_lady and a few others not been able to.
As it is, only I_am_a_man has the answers to many questions, leaving I_am_a_lady in the dark. Here is where non-transparency comes in.

I_am_a_lady is not worried about getting married to a divorcé or being pregnant before marriage- these are not her problems right now, hence the second part of the first line in my previous comment.

Having explained, actually, I have no idea what part of my comment you seem to have a problem with, neither do I truly understand the point of your comment directed at me [as I do not see any correlation btw both posts - yours and mine], but I thought I should explain my previous post better. And I'm afraid that's about all I can do.

The issue here is transparency, not being with a divorcé or pregnant before marriage.
How do you stay tranquil with a man who has a hidden agenda - one you can't even figure out?

See a perfect recipe here - http://www.avartsycooking.com/2011/03/nigerian-egg-rolls/

ceemlon:
Pls could you send the E-Maggie book to me. My email account is ceemlon@yahoo.com

Sent!

Stories that itch the bum https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif

Oyoyo - J Martins

I'd walk away in silence, and ask her son to caution her.
I may not be that tolerant next time . . . My hands definitely won't retaliate but my mouth will.

15 days? That's unusual, and new to me. As someone already advised, follow your GYN's advice.

A certain T-Spayne responded to this thread but his post got seized by the spambot. Here is what he wrote:

The causes of prolonged periods are:-

1. Ineffective functioning of thyroid glands
2. Hormonal imbalance
3. Regular consumption of drugs
4. Changes in contraceptive pills
5. Pregnancy complications
6. Excessive thickening of uterus wall
7. Presence of fibroids
8. Psychological causes like stress, fear,
fatigue, emotional instability etc., are
some more reasons for prolonged
periods.

So your doctor maybe right when he says excessive thickening but you need further tests to pin-point the actual source of the problem.

If you need advice to shorten the periods in the interim
Contact
+2 3 4 8 0 3 7 7 8 6 0 3 1

2buff:
for one, IT DOES NOT NECESSARILY NEED TO BE REVERSED, JUST REDUCED BACK TO SOMETHING LIKE N80. THEN LITTLE BY LITTLE GIVE THE MASSES A REASON TO TRUST THIS BY HAVING VISIBLE RESULTS. THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE AWAY A MATTRESS FROM UNDER SOMEONE, NOT INSTANTLY. THIS AIN'T NORTH KOREA AND SHOCK = ANARCHY.

Exactly!
No one is saying fuel subsidy should stay forever. If it must go, let it be a gradual removal, say, 10% a year, so as to reduce its effect on the common man.

He whom the gods want to kill, they first make deaf. Jona, remember ''My fellow widows''. Take heed.

Basildon1:
Hi Missy B, pls forward a copy my way - bammy0077@yahoo.com

Sent!

Skelel:
Pls Missy b can I also get a copy of d ebook, Ma email add is luckheet@gmail.com

Sent!

Desmond Elliot

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You are the man, Desmond.

This is getting bloody. Why are most of the killings done by security forces? They are following orders kwa?
This one should also be killed immediately - preferably by the people.

Rest in peace, compatriot.

Logic Mind:
Is there a particular type of meat?

You can actually use any type of meat. Beef is great . . .So is gizzard.

Logic Mind:
How long do you cook the meat for? Well cooked or half cooked?

I deliberately did not indicate duration, as this depends on how you like your meat cooked. I'd say well cooked.

Logic Mind:
So it's stir fry, not deep fry?

Stir-fry. If you decide to deep fry, it's still fine.

There's another method, but that's not how the fried meat sold in beer parlors is made (at least, for all I know)
This - http://4.bp..com/_fUB2wCHK-d4/S95IO25Q2hI/AAAAAAAABY8/w9zIlw-3aJc/s400/stick+meat+in+fried+stew.JPG

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Okay, I can say I've never seen wara before, until now.

Not so different from how you normally prepare meat.

Cut meat into desired pieces/sizes, boil with desired ingredients(onions, maggi, curry, thyme etc) until meat is done. If you wish to make the meat pepperish, blend pepper and add to the boiling meat.
Make sure the meat absorbs the broth until it's almost dry.
Heat oil in a large pan and lightly stir-fry till meat starts to brown.
Place absorbent paper on a flat plate and put the meat on it so as to absorb oil from the meat.

Impale each meat with toothpicks/impale on skewers (whichever you prefer), you may garnish with tomatoes and onions. Serve with cold malt.

Enjoy!

Delicious! With a cup of milk with nesquik to wash it down
In fact, breakfast for tomorrow.

ronkebp:
Missy B, please if you have the maggi -e-book, could you forward it to my email please, i guess i was left out.

ronkebp@yahoo.com.

Sent!

dolly a:
pls send me maggie ebook. my email adress is sexydobi@yahoo.com. thanks

Sent!

i am so proud of Nigerians

Likewise! Never felt this proud to be a Nigerian.

https://wethepeoplecoalition.com/images/stories/341033_2282968447855_1658161286_1648207_1054122177_o.jpg

Lmao @ ''Jona, Jona no be so we agree o''.

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sportico:
Pls i dont mind if i can have a copy of Maggi e-book. my email address is [b]tonex294@gmail.com[ /b]

Sent!