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RomanceRe: #250,000 For One Night What An Ashawo Married Man by MITCHELL96:
From a girl that collected the money lowkey, had sex with the man, then blocked him on that social media space and posted this thing grin grin

For those men doing this, offering such huge amount just for sex, they're all stupid and should even die sef, do you know how many Igbo boys you can give this money and in the next 5 years, they're millionaire or even billionaires.

I weep.
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96: 7:51am On Oct 07, 2022
Waynesteave:
like the guy who quoted you said READ WELL didn't u see how many paragraph I left, and I was leaving punctuation mark too.
It's not only about paragraphs, leave huge spaces, see example below:


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Do you understand what I mean now?
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96: 7:45am On Oct 07, 2022
FirmTR:
Ask your uncle, he supposed to know about am.


Your own na to comment without reading first..
See ehn, when writing, people should learn how to use paragraphs and space, I re-read a sentence twice.

That shit is not funny, when I see you don't give paragraphs and space, I'll just be reading in a shuffle mode.
RomanceRe: Men Dat Can Cook Very Well Vs Man Dat Can Knack Very Well by MITCHELL96:
Nigerian ladies will choose the one that can knack well as they don't have sense na.

If you open their head na different type of DICK and timetable for DICK APPOINTMENT full their head. grin
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96:
Ready100:
Read well.
Omo, it's now I realise he lost his mom oo shocked

He should ask Uncle or Aunties, they should know, they must have attended his dedication or something.
FamilyRe: I Don't Know My Age, And It's Disturbing by MITCHELL96:
This is weird, it's a shame for a parent not to know their child's birthday, I hear most people saying this particular thing.


Your parent are responsible for this, ask them. undecided




MODIFIED: I just saw about 50 MENTIONS on this thread alone, I understand I made a mistake by concluding so fast, most of you must have done this too but will quote me and be claiming as if you're perfect.


The OP typed without leaving a f^cking space, it's hard to read things that are typed that way and my phone's font is on the smallest, I judged by the headline which some of you do too.


Well, at least, i didn't make a mistake of voting Buhari that made you guys jobless to quote me on this forum, most of you guys quoting will still go on to vote Tinubu Or Atiku, now between me and you, who has or will make the biggest mistake ?

Ponder on this..

Mtcheew! grin
PoliticsRe: Throwback Video Of Kenneth Okonkwo Campaigning For Muhammadu Buhari In 2019 by MITCHELL96: 7:26am On Oct 07, 2022
Y'all shut the f^ck up, nobody knew he was going to be a failure twice.

Most of you all here will still campaign for Buhari if he was to go for a third term, most of you on here are wicked as f^ck!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Attends Passing-Out Parade Of NDA Cadets In Kaduna (Pictures) by MITCHELL96: 6:48am On Oct 07, 2022
LeoDeKing:
God bless the president and C-in-C of the Fed Rep of Nigeria
God bless the vice president of the Fed Rep of Nigeria
God bless the Armed forces of the Fed Rep of Nigeria
God bless the incoming president and C-in-C of the Fed Rep of Nigeria His Excellency, Bola Ahmed Tinubu GCFR, the Asiwaju of Nigeria.
God bless SW SS NW NC and NE
You were making sense you said this, nonsense!


Mtcheew!
RomanceRe: How Do You Know When A Woman Is Enjoying Sex? by MITCHELL96: 11:09am On Oct 06, 2022
RedMac:
All I know is that women likes sex more than men... A sexually active lady who meets a guy good in sex, can spend 12 - 15 hours of her day on sex with that guy

I come in peace from experience... Never make friend with a sex addicted lady, she will only ruin u and walk away, leaving you to wonder where is the trophy for all ur effort in knacking
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Angry Man Chokes Daughter After Video Of Her Lesbian Activities Went Viral by MITCHELL96: 4:26pm On Oct 05, 2022
Nigerian girls are fast turning into lesbians, the amount of them on my Facebook account and WhatsApp is alarming, they're not even ashamed of putting that rainbow flag on their captions and their fellow lesbian partner contacts

So so pathetic!
PoliticsRe: APC Members Hold Walk For Tinubu And Other APC Candidates In Kwara State by MITCHELL96: 2:42pm On Oct 04, 2022
77up:
We can see how you are already crying bitterly but guess what, your gun have nothing to do.
I made a poll here, so you're among the Tinubu urchins left on this Forum? grin grin

Peter Obi will win, but if things go south.

Instead of Tinubu to win, let Atiku rule for 32 years grin

PoliticsRe: Asari Dokubo Carries AK47, Blasts Obidients For 'Lying About 2 Million March' by MITCHELL96: 10:07am On Oct 04, 2022
Asari Dokubo the clown
PoliticsRe: Further Proof An Old Video Of Tinubu Riding A Gym Bike Was Uploaded by MITCHELL96: 8:41am On Oct 04, 2022
Mirabella00:
Abeg get out
Are you sure you're OBIdient? undecided
BusinessRe: I Need Business Information by MITCHELL96: 8:39am On Oct 04, 2022
okrikaboi:
Okay Sir how do I go about it? I think there's an app for it but I can't remember the thread I think it was far back as 2019. I don't want Kilimanjaro to suspect anything. Thank you Sir
Will get back to you, will try and get information from them today.

You want to open an eatery to the tune of Kilimanjaro, KFC and Crunches them?

It will cost in 10's of millions o.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Sues CNN For Defamation, Seeks $475m In Damages by MITCHELL96: 8:36am On Oct 04, 2022
NaijaNaWaa:
Has Trump ever won any suit before? Useless old rag that should be rotting in jail for treason.
He might win this one, he stated tangible reasons though, just saying.
PoliticsRe: If You’re Healthy, You Need Not Tell People - Babangida Aliyu Mocks Tinubu by MITCHELL96: 8:34am On Oct 04, 2022
Bontafa:
Like merchandise
I swear grin grin
PoliticsRe: If You’re Healthy, You Need Not Tell People - Babangida Aliyu Mocks Tinubu by MITCHELL96: 8:26am On Oct 04, 2022
I heard his urchins have been transporting him from one hospital to another grin

He's really on the verge of death grin that they want to clone him.
BusinessRe: I Need Business Information by MITCHELL96: 8:24am On Oct 04, 2022
okrikaboi:
Years ago on nairaland when I was young and stupid I came across a thread I paid less attention to. It was a business thread for entrepreneurs. There's this information I require now that the thread empahazied on. I want to compete against a restaurant let's say Kilimanjaro and I want information on their food prices, the number of customers that patronise them weekly, the average budget of these customers and the location they come from. How do I get this information? Please help me
I can help you with this Information as I have about 4 friends working in such places, Food Affairs (Uyo) De Choice Mall (Uyo) Spar (Enugu) and Crunches (Uyo)
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Sues CNN For Defamation, Seeks $475m In Damages by MITCHELL96: 8:16am On Oct 04, 2022
He's sure going to win this suit grin grin

Trump is not a man to be f^cked with.

I like his boldness and authority. cool
RomanceRe: Nairalanders I Need Your Sincere Advice by MITCHELL96: 6:48am On Oct 04, 2022
Sweetplum:
Sometimes I dey watch am
Nice, I'm impressed.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders I Need Your Sincere Advice by MITCHELL96: 6:31am On Oct 04, 2022
Sweetplum:
Hey!
How are you?

So you love football? grin
RomanceRe: Nairalanders I Need Your Sincere Advice by MITCHELL96: 6:27am On Oct 04, 2022
Sweetplum:
Honest advice: Quit the job.
Savage advice: You are mad for asking us a stupid question you could v answered yourself.
Hey! undecided
FashionRe: Old Dirty Jeans Sold For $76,000 At An Auction. Photos And Video. by MITCHELL96:
That's what they called VINTAGE cool it has value, an old torn Balenciaga shoe was once sold for a huge amount like this too.
RomanceRe: Nairalanders I Need Your Sincere Advice by MITCHELL96: 10:39pm On Oct 03, 2022
Blupen:
The good news is that i got a job as a bar man but am still undergoing training, today was my first day it's a 3days training but the problem is that this job is risky it's a big place and they are understaffed imagine one bar man attending to more than 10 different people bro any short na for your head ooh, the job is risky, please advice me on what to do.......i don't even like the job but i don't want to remain jobless
Why not look for another work?

This work will f^ck up your mental health when you start having those shortages. And also, if you're not a smoker or an alcoholic person, avoid the job, things like this can tempt you to start smoking or drinking and otherwise, you know what I'm trying to say.
PoliticsRe: APC Members Hold Walk For Tinubu And Other APC Candidates In Kwara State by MITCHELL96: 10:24pm On Oct 03, 2022
To all APC online and offline urchins grin

RomanceRe: Single Ladies In Search Of Husbands Rock Wedding Gowns To Church Service (Video) by MITCHELL96: 9:28pm On Oct 03, 2022
BABANGBALI:
she won't change it, she likes doggie style pass anything
grin grin
RomanceRe: Single Ladies In Search Of Husbands Rock Wedding Gowns To Church Service (Video) by MITCHELL96: 9:23pm On Oct 03, 2022
Onyi22:
Let it be unto them according to their Faith.
I'm wondering when you will change this your DP undecided grin
FamilyRe: This Is My Problem With My Wife by MITCHELL96:
Sure she truly loves you?

If she truly loves you, she'll always appreciate whatever you do for her even if it's gala you bought for her.

When men want to marry, they should consider if the girl loves them or not to avoid stories like this.

When there's love, the marriage grows in all conditions, real love always wins over love for Big yansh and breast.
PoliticsRe: Lagos APC Women Gather At Onikan Stadium (Video) by MITCHELL96: 3:47pm On Oct 03, 2022
verybadmouth:
Chaaai. No be like that na. The way you take talk am na him make me react like that. Oya no vex. Biko. This election wahala sef don turn person to talku talku.
Support Peter Obi if you want a good and better Nigeria, dem no suppose tell una this kind thing ma, una no dey see the suffering? undecided
PoliticsRe: Mass Defection To PDP Hits APC In Bauchi by MITCHELL96: 2:45pm On Oct 03, 2022
Why dem no go leave such party that an iron face BAT is their candidate? grin

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