₦airaland Forum

BlessedDiva:
thats one correct and smart baby you are carrying

She will soon be evicted. Let her enjoy for now

spiceeamiee:
But she cries so much and its midnight. You know how voice carries at midnight..and hubby is there saying just put small breast in her mouth, just small. I want to leave her with either my mom or sister-in-law for a few days after her birthday but hubby is still not cool with the idea. I have rubbed bitter leaf and aloe vera but she licks it off like its nothing and continues sucking. Smh

Mine was worse. I didn't sleep at night for four days straight up. He would cry non-stop for two hours. Sleep a little for 30mins and resume the cry again. I was tempted to give him the breast, but I stood my ground. Gave him food and water instead. After some days, he got used to it and forgot about the breast

comtem2011:
Girls kick too no get part 2 o, In fact I am experiencing more kicks with this pregnancy than when I was carrying a boy.

sometimes, I have to be begging her to pls rest for a while cos the kicking is so strong and sometimes painful. At time, she will hang somewhere and be pushing bombom.

God didn't make mistake by creating me as a woman. Its the best gender ever.

We are in the same shoes. I've even gone to the hospital twice some months ago, because I felt my baby girl was kicking too much. My son didn't kick like this. If you are with me, you can practically see my stomach taking different shapes.
Anytime I go for scan, its football season for her. She will move and kick and set bumbum. The sonographer is always laughing.
There is a way I would sit, and she would start nudging my pelvic region with her head, as if to say "Mummy pls sit well and stop pressing my head". I can't even stay too long in the toilet, she will push my vjay until I rush and get up.
I thought girls were calmer to be honest

Beryl15:
BA! BA!! BA!!!
Our princess arrived today, July 4th (39W+5 ) at 5:38 pm weighing 3.27kg after Dr mistakenly broke my water earlier today. BS will come later.
cc: @FloraEC and July mamas.
Wishing all remaining waddling mamas safe delivery.

Congrats on safe delivery! Awaiting your BS

sayoddy:
I strived but submit to God's will, for He knows all.

Oh no! I'm so short of words. Sorry for your loss teamie.
The Devil can only try but can never rob you of joy forever. My prayers are with you

talltosyne:
Amen ma'am.

I went for ANC today, and d nurse dey talk say make I go bring my bag say am due. I tell am say baby never ready to come, she dey look me say wetin dey do me.

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Same thing people keep saying to me. That baby is ready to come out.
Let baby just wait a little fess let me fix my delivery hair. I need to look pretty for her

comtem2011:
So, you still dey count yaself as part of July members abi? You wey June mamas don catch with full force, Goan attend to baby before I bring cane.

Hahahahahaha. Ive forgotten FloraEC even ported and left her team. A whole cappo of the federation

whyworryPH:
Cute bump mama. We await your BA when baby is ready

Thanks mama. We are counting down impatiently already

FloraEC:
#dancing to Wo by Olamide#

Comtem2011 ooo, comman see ooo, comman see
Comman see ooo, comman see
Comman see mitchyy porting to July
I told you so that she'll port.
Seriously awaiting the good news.
Tam tam tam tam tam polonpo

Choi! You are wicked o. Please leave my assistant cappo alone

newdawn2017:
Ok, thank u Sir 4 đ Info. I apologise for speaking d way I did, it was out of genuine care.

I'm glad you acknowledged your error and also didn't reply me with abuses which is the norm in Nairaland. This actress is one of the few who know the importance of marriage before babies. I respect her for that.

I'm a lady by the way

35weeks and 5days...

#BumpyTuesday #TeamAugust

comtem2011:
August mamas, how market? like play like play, we are almost there.

As for those that want to port from August, God dey watch una. M...yy & co.

Madam FloraEC, ayam coming to arrest you for inviting our team members.

New mommas, congratulations on your new born. May God watch over them.

Hehehehehe. I know you are talking to me

Let me just break the news. I've been having strong labor signs and even landed in hospital last weekend. I've started dilating already.
The verdict is that baby will be here in nothing more than a week or two. So I'm only standing in team August with one leg

zaynie:
Hi mamas!
Skipped plenty pages so please pardon me

Congrats to the new moms, may your bundles of joy for ever make you happy and proud!
Welcome to the newbies.......may we all carry to term and deliver with ease by the special grace of the Almighty. Amin.




In the spirit of BumpyTuesday
Bump a few days shy of 24 weeks.
Getting ready to fly into 3rd trimester

Why are you hiding your sexy face now?

newdawn2017:
is she married? where is đ father of her child. Smh! immorality & indecency being celebrated here by Nigerians.

She has been legally married for years. Make your findings properly before lambasting her. Did she offend you?

She was formerly known as Ufuoma Ejenobor but got married and changed her surname to McDermott.

FloraEC:
Team July, hope you're all ready? Tomorrow is July 1st, Waow!! Just like yesterday that we announced our bfp, was even counting months to go. Na for belly pikin dy tey oooo. Some of us have already given birth, some are eating pineapple and using kpekus to kill their spouse, some are exercising.
We're forever grateful to God for His mercy and compassion, He have been so good to us. August mamas that will port to July, you're wonderfully welcomed.
nutigal : may God bless you with more than you can ever imagine. You're always in my prayers.
rolk : nice BS dear, I can remember your first post. Thank God it ended in praise.
kareenakapur : please how are you doing? I'm very very very worried nne.
VivyGift : thanks for the wonderful job. Waiting for your BA

Back to silent reading.

Divay22:
Some Nigerians way their 3 square meal no dey correct again, na you dey beg money to do surgery for dog..

Where are all the pet lovers(dog) your colleague is desperately in need

Lol. She didn't beg Nigerians though. Her tweet was directed to her followers not us.

Oliran:
I bought your microwave oven.

Ohhhhhhhh! Really? I didn't even know you were from here. Wow. Thank God I'm not a scammer. Na so you for just open my yansh

Oliran:
it's well with us ma'am.

Do you remember we've met before?

Really? No o. Pls remind my foggy brain

Oliran:
Call me when you are ready to eat that soup, Mbok let me join you.


In other news, there's a way I feel and I find it difficult to explain it. I feel pressured on my bladder and the inner part of my vagina(dunno if I'm making sense). It relieves me after like 30secs.

Lol. No way. We can't be having the same symptom. Mine is one side of my vagina that hurts badly after a long walk. The pressure on my bladder is also terrible. If I wait a bit longer when I'm pressed, I'll barely be able to walk to the bathroom.
I complained to my doc and he dismissed me saying i should be having those pains by now, which is an indication that labor is near

Ejika48:
Good day mamas since last week my ms didn't disturb at all I thought I was free. I was happy eating d little I could I no know say na lie I dey lie. But since on Tuesday ehn! Ms has been doing me strong thing che I! Been crying like a baby can't even eat anything atll its now worst than ever n we just clock 9weeks today. Help me a beg.

Wow. Sorry mama. Been there and I know exactly how you feel. With time you'll feel a lot better

Oliran:
2 weeks?!! Abeg what can I do to born in 2weeks too?

Lol. Allow your baby to bake well o. Don't be like me

I have my secret ingredient though . Its just to start eating our native soup made with potash. It made me to start dilating in 24hours with my first pregnancy. I pray it works again this time around. I top it with long walks

talltosyne:
ROLL CALL: Update

yes o, Team August like no other. We keep increasing everyday with sexy mamas coming up with sexy bumps.


Team August for supernatural delivery

Fellow teamie, how waddling, the Almighty God will see us through. There shall be no loss IJN/insha Allah.


Let begin to update with sex and EDD


talltosyne ..............2/8/18. Team blue
Mamatwinny............12/8/18 Team Blue
Oliran........................5/8/18 Team Blue
karyss........................20/8/18
Cynate..................... Double Team blue
JstBrave..................13/8/18
Sayoddy...................25/8/2018
GenyEbere ..............22/8/18
PresVa
Loistee
Mitchyy.......................2/8/18....... XX ( team pink)
Mamatweenz. .............4/8/18......team blue
divinemandate.............7/8/18
Prettylolo. .....,.............20/8/18.....team blue
Shollyzcute
comtem2011................24/8/18
Yugoberry ....................3/8/18
onyinyechika08..............24/8/18
chiwanks....................... /8/18 (kindly provide the exact date ma)
shhladyj ....................... 6/8/2018
brunnette4real................27/8/2018
realpearl...........................11/8/2018


Realpearl, u re welcome. Happy bumping


Like play like play, we are getting there.

Let us all try to complete shopping on time, d first time mama's, shopping maybe a bit stressful. Try to avoid last minute shopping.

I've packed my hospital bag, so as not to forget anything like d first time.

God will provide and enrich our pockets.

We shall all carry to term, there shall be no loss IJN/inshallah.

Our prenatal is still much important, check out exercise for thirds trimester including yoga, it's helpful.

For those who are yet to update with gender, kindly so.


Oya answer present ooooo

Present cappo! My bags are finally packed. Just a few things left to add to it.
We are 35weeks today. Two more weeks to go, else I give this baby quit notice from her duplex.

talltosyne:
Honestly u r nt d only one oooo, never had Braxton Hicks in first pregnancy but this na serious matter couple with pubis dysfunction. To walk Na serious issue. I just pray baby comes @37weeks

Wow! Sorry sis. We will soon get there and it will all be over

mamatweenz:
My sister no be only you waka come for the matter ooo... muscle pull nko Kai how can someone just fastforward these dates. Can't wait to meet my lo ...team August

Fortunately, you cannot fastforward it . Muscle pull also worries me a lot. That's why I've stopped stretching when I'm on the bed. And once I sense I'm about to have muscle pull, I quickly stand up straight. The pain is out of this world.
In all we thank God though

mamatwiny:
Hahaha.
My tummy is shooting out everyday and doing announcement. BH is there learning work. I also hardly sleep, me that sleeps like a baby b4, sometimes I sleep by 2am. I just lie down wether I feel sleepy or not .

In all, I thank God for this gift of preggy.

And to think vigilante continues after baby arrives. Lol. Mothers are awesome sha!

Team August. Am I the only one who is tired of being pregnant?
Braxton Hicks won't just let me be. They are now more painful and uncomfortable compared to my last pregnancy.
I pee every 1hr at night to the extent that I just wish I can sleep in the toilet. Rarely sleep.
I don tire abeg. We are just 34weeks and some days

zaynie:
Mitchy baby!

Enjoy yasef

Thank you

shilz:
I want! please can u help with your receipe

I steamed the fresh fish for about 5 mins in the pot I intend using for the soup.
Meanwhile my banga nuts has been in fire boiling. When it was soft enough, I drained the water and transferred to my mortar. I pounded it till almost all the flesh has detached from the body. Then I transferred it to a bowl and mashed with water and my hands.
Filtered the juice out of it into the pot where my fresh fish is and put it back on fire. (Make sure the juice is thick and don't use too much water else the fish will scatter before the soup is ready)
Added grounded pepper, salt, diced onions, grounded black spice for banga soup(Dunno the native name. Will ask my mum), maggi.
Stir slightly or the fish will scatter. When the soup is halfway ready, add dry bitterleaf. That's all.

When you are ready to eat, serve your portion into native pot(ewere) and allow to get thicker. It gives it a totally different taste that sends you to cloud nine

Pardon my poor recipe narration

dopeJemi:
I should have remembered not to use white garri, it is the worst

Crunchy and delicious. I miss eating this. Pls stick to yellow garri

Fresh fish banga soup served in native pot and starch! One of the fastest traditional meals to make

Hot porridge for the cold weather.

Made with wateryam, left over palm oil stew sauce, and meat from vegetable sauce. I don't like wastage

DNA07:
Depends on the number of weeks you’re in and the airline. But most naija airlines specify 28 wks. I got a fit to fly letter from my doctor and presented to arik some weeks back though they bounced me reason being that my doc specified 35 wks on the letter. I had to do get another letter from a clinic in MM2 which cost me 5k. I had to backdate to 28wks and then I booked another flight with another airline. Not a good experience I must say. So I’ll advice you get the fit to fly from a clinic the hospital will recognise to save yourself the stress.

Wow. I can imagine the stress they put you through. Mine was 32weeks but the flight attendant insisted they calculate it with +/- 2weeks. So I might be 34weeks which is above their limit. Local flights really take this thing very serious, probably because they don't have medical personnel onboard their flights incase sth happens.