₦airaland Forum

Guy, I'll give you the best advice you can ever get here... pretend to live her and agree to her terms, keep fvcking her pussay constantly till you are tired. then when you finally find the girl of your dreams, dump her sorry ass. those kind of girls don't deserve your kind of person.... Guy no dull oh. just do what I said and see how happy you will be. cheers.

All these young girls just be following old men because of money sha....

The dude na mumu....she sold the first engagement ring jhorr.... leave talk.

Oildichotomy:
Sincerely, if not for the foolishness and wickedness of Buhari policies and other successive governments before him.

Shouldn't Indonesia be begging Nigerians for visit

This is an insult in whatsoever way one look at it, that I should send visa applications two weeks prior for Indonesia of all places!

Chai !!! Nigeria yaff suffered

My brother, let's be honest with ourselves, this is not a government thing. our naija boys wey dey go dia no dey try. The policy will probably reduce the drug trafficking done by Nigerians there.

I'm sorry guys, but I totally give up on this country.

iyatrustee:
Na the publisher i go throw inside the ocean instead!

Why the turtle tresspass before? He be wan come dry land for reception to open him MMM PO Account?

You have a very very poor mentality, no wonder you are still single.

Bro, dump her quick.... very quick.

I'll legalize marijuana.

OZAOEKPE:
We heading to zero production....


Atiku for 2019

If Donald Trump can do it, atiku can also do it....

What kind of rubbish Atiku? when will you be wise and know the right people to vote for? I pity for our youths.

Osibade na just house boy...leave am.

Estharfabian:


because members of your gender most often than not give us concrete reasons to think that...



A guy buys you a drink... He probably wants to get Into your panties...He buys you pizza, You're Toast! He buys You A PHONE, Then, get prepared...he's already screwing you In his mind.

Generosity isn't for free these days.. it comes with a price tag. Life's definitely a biatch....

Then buy all those things yourself na... see wahala oh!!!!

Mean while....Our doctors in Nigeria are going on strike here and there... No innovation, No research, No nothing....mtchewwww

abuayman:
Trump my man

well.... he didn't lie.

villareal15:
Oh it's time for another stale excuse

Okay we've seen the G Shock wrist watch.... Thank you.

Where Oloshos converge to discuss.

Osinbajo's own is just to be walking around like houseboy.

SamuelAnyawu:
To Hasten?


Are they the ones holding them captive?



Hmmmmmm Observing........

Well!!!! yes, they are the ones holding them captive.

Abeg the robbers should borrow me just 100 thousand naira from the money.... this hunger is too much....lol

No matter as jungle be.... A lion can never eat grass. conductor ke conductor ni??... I rather remain jobless.

ordinary pencil, you still import... then you come out to talk of surprises. mtchewwwww..... failed country.

Do you guys remember that this was the woman that was rushing to meet buhari that day he was at UK when a journalist asked if buhari was offended by Cameron's statement about Nigeria being corrupt..... Now Goodluck is rushing to meet her. That's power. She knows goodluck has nothing to offer. Even if the elections repeat itself, Goodluck will never win. He is not a good man.

EDO people see your money....Lool...

Onyiridike:
The Holy Spirit of God will come upon you so that you will STOP being ignorant.

Stop fooling yourself...

But really, where is kiss Daniel? That guy is very good.

I don't know why you keep thanking an imaginary God..... what about the efforts you put in? doesn't it count? all you sleepless nights applying for Jobs, All the calls you made, all the money you spent on transport fare, all the time you spent moving from offices to offices..... now at the end of the day, you got a job and you say "allhamdulilah".... Bro, I must tell you, its not God..... IT IS JUST YOU. CONGRATS!!!!!

ladyF:
Awnnn....so happy for her.

All of us looking for a "bae", God go do am for us. Like to say Amen.

What did you do with all the good ones that came your way? you closed the door at them prolly because they didn't have plenty money.

I million Tanzanian shilling... that's about a 100 thousand naira.eetry sha.

Nothing about Fulani people and their way interests me anymore.... Take a look at Nigeria.

ANewUser:
Ashawo

That was rude bro!!!

MadCow1:
Criteria for Females entering FUTO: Young, Dumb, Light Skinned and a Hoe.


Criteria for Guys entering FUTO Young, smart and a Yahoo Boy.







Criteria for Students entering UNIBEN: Must be a Graduate of Hogwarts Secondary School Benin..

What's this one saying sef?

veekid:
No job, no money, people are suffering, boys no fit chop grass now




But wait ooo, robbery is bad now
Ibo boys get mind o

foolishness at its peak....

uniklinkum:
This idiot just accept the most disgraceful job on planet earth, the black, Latinos, women and lgbt community will never vote the loser. The blue collar illiterate white and kkk David duke are the only base. And he knows they ain't gonna deliver the white house to him.

is your brain filled with poo? stfu is you don't know what to say.