₦airaland Forum

Yungwizzzy:
Better wake up to your responsibility before some sharp niqqas help you.

You try tramadol tho...but your wife will love you for life!!!!

What is tramadol? Or do you mean 'panadol'?

Sweetguy25:
I like the speech the way it is. Due to his frail health and terrible accent, he shouldn't be making long speeches. Else, He might kill himself and his audience.

Forget frail health oo, despite his age, the guy was on standing yesterday for more than one hour without shaking. Can your papa try that?

fighal:
Guy no reason am.. I done book that one by ur side... Any side

No go dey book my babe oo, I have plans for her already

shockwave91:
so u no dey h wen u swim finish? Ah ah, guy u na whale?

Looolz, but I think you must also love food more than I do

Funny Nigerians.com

shockwave91:
*pulls shirt and drives to sheraton to renew club membership*

men....i miss swimming so much. Even tho when ur done it dries ur skin and makes u extra hungry

Yeah, I agree, swimming dries skin especially when you stay for too long in the water

missmayor:
Hi, please can you tell me how much it costs and the exact location of the pool. I need swimming lessons. Thanks

It costs N20,000 to register as member, the membership gives you access to several facilities including gym, aerobics, tennis, swimming everyday btw 7am to 9pm for three months.
The location is inside excellence hotel at ogba in Lagos

So Zahra is not the only pretty daughter of Buhari!!

Why are they keeping the president on standing for too long naa? They should bring sit for the guy joor

At the moment, the president of Nigeria is still Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, while vice president is Yemi Osinbajo

Prayer session, how come Oritsajafor was being represented naa?

peppyluv02:
The man of peace just arrived!
My humble presido....
May God continue to bless you

But I nor see mama piss naa

mavinc4u:
Na wa oh. BaBa dey vex oh . GMB came and went straight to his seat without greeting anybody until he was asked to do the needful. Na like this e go dey? Please his advisers should advise him properly ahead of time.

Yeah, it was OBJ that whispered to him to go greet those people. That shows that he is a listening president

SHARIAREPORTERS:
Buhari free dis woman?

No, they both arrived same time

Hope the girl did not die sha?

debolly:
Congrats...safe delivery to others too like Tiwa, Omawunmi & all expectant mothers.

Tiwa has already given birth naa, which kind safe delivery again

Congratulations, he is a democracy baby.

I have no doubt that the man mean good for Nigeria, so I pray that God should give him enough wisdom and support to take us to the promised land. Our expectations are high.

Meanwhile make I still sleep small

Good

tchidi:
She is?
I am too, so no big deal!

I agreed, you are equally pretty, prettier sef

This picture was taken at the Abuja airport. has nothing to do with handover, please use appropriate heading for your post

2SWT:
u're romantic


Ur bae is lucky

Thanks, I will make sure she reads your comment

But the lady fine well well o

Meanwhile the person wey wan do inauguration sef never reach Abuja

Moana:
kingTom i am going to trek to your house for you

Mummy, don't trek to kingTom house oo, that broda is not gentle at all with his abunna

How come nobody heard about it until he gets to Abuja. Then I can bet anybody that between now and May 29, other people will still come out to claim that they trek to Abuja for the inauguration

WASMOG:
Oh God almighty , your servant MUHAMMADU
BUHARI shall be taking the oath of office as
NIGERIAN PRESIDENT come May, 29th 2015. Give
him the wisdom, the zeal, the honor, the care,
the mind, the ability, the strength to lead
NIGERIA to the promise land. To those waiting to
see him fail, occupy them, shame them. Oh God,
continue to bless Nigeria as power change hand.
May we live long to see the change we all
yearned for. Amin

Amen and God will bless you and your family too

kennygee:
I'm wondering how he will remove subsidy and reduce pump price.

Simple!!!
Make the refineries work

What kind of topic is this?

Okay naa

good

Moana:
does your duty go beyond being an engineer who does nothing for his babe?

The primary duty of Engineer is "servicing of engine" so being an Engineer, I should be able to service my babe's engine regularly.