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Wey the police naa? Na only Army I see for here ooo, abi dem don run far away?

nwadiuko1:
are you trying to be funny here? 2minutes?

2 minutes equals to 120 seconds, I means to slowly count number 1, 2, 3, 4, ...............58, 59, 60,...................95, 96, 97, ..........................115, 116, ............... ..........................all the way to 120. And so what the hell are we doing that we cannot finish. I nor dey greedy

sonofananimal:
YOU SEE WHY I HATE NIGERIA WOMEN


THERE ARE ALL ANIMALS,

FOUR HOURS


SO YOUR GIRLFRIEND EX IS A HORSE WHILE YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF A FEMALE ELEPHANT.

EVEN PORNOGRAPHY NO DEY REACH 25MINT.


WHO IS THAT MOD WHO PUT THIS RUBBISH IN FRONT PAGE.
IF I SLAP THE WHOLE OF YOUR TEETH HEH.

So your mother is a bush animal ??
And can animal give birth to other things than animal?
Ohhhh, I see @ your moniker

Guy, no stress yourself on top of anything ooo, nor let her kill you prematurely.
You even dey try sef, to last 15 minutes nor be small thing.
Me nor dey pass 2 minutes, and I nor fit kill masef on top of anything
Woman wey go cheat must still cheat

malvisguy212:
I thought you wanted to provide verse were it say muhammed performed miracle, any way I don't want to stress you, just take your time and observe your fast perfectly. Thank you.

And today miracle has remained one of the major problems with christianity. Anywhere there is miracle, you will see all of them there, therefore everybody becomes pastor of miracles. There is no single street of Lagos today that you wont find a miracle church and people keep running after the ritualists who call themselves pastors
Churches hardly talk about "having fear of God" anymore
They only talk about what people want to hear-miracles, success and riches
And then you will see the pastors controlling private jets and engaging in atrocities such as financing terrorism
The truth is bitter because nobody is interested in it

malvisguy212:
Paul encounter Jesus on the road to damascus, it was Jesus himself that called Paul and change his name from saul to Paul. Paul meet peter , peter is the head of the apostles, if Paul was teaching contradicting message, peter will challenge him. What is the obsession of muslims about Paul? What the quran say about Paul? Allah claims he gave the christians a books (scripture) and if Paul invent Christianity not even Allah made mention or prophesied about him? Smh

The time frame when the gospel of barnabas was writing is different from the four gospel, barnabas had died already before this book was writing, the gospel of barnabas even contradicte the quran.

Exactly my point:
Paul encountered Jesus on his way to Damascus same way Rev King encountered Jesus in his dream, same way all the scammer pastors encountered Jesus in one way or the other.
God gave the christians a book, but the book has been messed up through several modifications, alterations, additions and substractions and what you have today is a mere scam

babz11:
salam, cn smeone pls explain Quran 2 v 212 for me?

It means quran chapter 2 and verse 212 or what exactly is your question?

malvisguy212:
no need to say much, read here
https://www.nairaland.com/1981918/did-paul-invent-christianity

And Paul encounter Jesus.

And I repeat that Paul never met face to face with Jesus, talkless of being among his disciples. Paul's main mission is to persecute, scam and destroy christianity which he has succesfully achieved.
And my question again: why is gospel of barnabas not part of the books in the bible- remember that Barnabas was not only one of the disciples, but was also very close to Jesus
The post that you referred me to is another scam: it did not answer any of my questions and so I say
Why is christianity full of scam (the bible itself, the supposed authors of the books, the churches and pastors, every where is just scam)
Why are the christians so blind to see the truth untill they are dead?
I love you so much my guy, that is why I am asking you to open your mind to the truth.

Ridhwan1:
Conversation Between Pastors and a Child
Catholic Pastor: In Jesus Name.
Child: in the Name of who created Jesus and other things.
Pastor: hmm, Why did you say that?
Child: let's me ask you these questions, if you could answer them correctly, I
shall abide by your doctrine.
Pastor: I am all Hear.
Child: Why do we call Jesus the son of God?
Pastor: it is because, he didn't have a father .
Child: What of Adam that has neither father nor mother or Eve that did not have
mother
Pastor: hmm !
Child: why some people call him God ?
Pastor: This is because He is Alpha and omega; the controller of everything.
Child: Did Jesus die and resurrect?
Pastor: yes, died for three days and resurrect.
Child: Who was administering day and nights, moons and sun, animals and plants,
living and non livings within the two days of his departure?
Pastor: hmmmm !
Child: Do you think as mighty as God is , can He creates what He can't control ??
Pastors: Noo Child : Why did Death kill Jesus or why is he pleading to someone
else to rescue him.
Pastor: Metaphysics !
Child: it seems you don't have anything to offer me , I will rather follow Allah
who created everything including Jesus,Adam,Eve etc, who can never die because
He created death. I will rather follow the invincible and Invisible God of
everything !!!
O God of the world ! I am ready to abide by You, no matter how some people
staging terrorist such Boko harram, Isis, Al-Qaeda to destroy Muslims and to
tarnish the image of Islam,I shall remain Your believer. Please, shower your
abundant pleasing on Prophets Muhammad, Issa -jesus , Musa, Ibrahim ,and a host
of others. Please ,forgive my sins and shower Your blessings on me! And all
Muslims of the world. RAMADAN MUBARAK..

Jazaka-llahu-l-khaira

malvisguy212:
it is only a secret cult that will force people to convert. View my profile, I had to accept there term just to bring the gospel to the muslims as Paul say "to the Jews I became like them"

I am happy that you accepted that there is only one God almighty. I am sure that very soon you will realize that Islam is the true religion
it is only a matter of time for you to know that bible is a scam, and the biggest scammer in the bible Paul.
And funny that Paul never even met face to face with Jesus christ, talkless of being one of his disciples. Yet so much noise about him in the bible.
Ask yourself why was gospel of Barnabas not part of the chapters in the bible?
Please come to Islam before its too late

And this place fit be like 50km from where the robbery dey take place oo

Rate has been at N222 since June 19, 2015

charmingeyes:
Now that he made FP what else do u wanna say?

I think u should attack the writer not d Op, or do u want to help give us better INTERPRETATIONS?

I attacked the op because he is saTAN. There is no difference between the writer and the op.

Now the op should go for thanks giving for making FP, and should thank me more for drawing attention to his boring post

fgr63:
I am really taken aback because your analysis alone shows that I am not broke.let me help you reveal the fallacies in your title broke
1.a little ugly small orphan boy who have two sibling to feed and a huge debt to settle yet he is able to raise 50k in one month,yet he is broke?God may your name be praise
2.a little ugly small orphan boy who just 2 months ago bought a car and have a driver who drive it on hire purchase for twice the purchased price,yet he is broke?God may your name be praised
3.a little ugly small orphan boy who is one of the 15 students who won the prestigious p.t.d.f lss scholarship valued at 1million naira I.e 250k for 4 years,yet he is broke.God may your name be praised.
4.a little ugly small boy who from 2011-2014 was an awardee of chevron agbami scholarship valued at 400k,yet he is broke?God may your name be praised.
5.A little ugly small boy who has 'managed' to train one of his siblings to the point that she is now her own boss,a caterer.yet he is broke?God may your name be praised.

I hereby apologize to all intelligent readers on this forum for derailing the topic in that I engaged in replying a 'seemingly innocuous 'reply.yes seemingly innocuous because I count his reply as a challenge to the true God who is the giver of life to make me rich to the point where unintelligent creatures like Mr.man and his likes will remove the appellation broke from his son.MKO4ever pls learn never to sacrifice reason on the altar of emotion.if I have offended you by using strong words I hereby apologize. may God give us more self control and reasoning.success all.

Amen, God will see you through. My regards to your siblings

maxtamazin:
OK I break it down for you..Einstein.

Research: Comprises "creative work undertaking on a systematic basis in order to increase the stock of knowledge....it's used to establish or confirm facts. Blah blah.

Information: facts provided or learned about something or someone. Blah blah

Now.....I hope you get it? If you undertake a creative work to confirm or learn about someone: you are doing a research on the person's information. Put it simply you can "research information". Any fool can get the above on google except some super fool like you.

You have googled the meaning of research and information, how come you did not include 'data' in your google search?
Do you even know the meaning of data gathering in research work?
Pls stop displaying your level of ignorance here

Wooow, these questions are tough oooo.

even google could not help!!!

Governors of the 36 states have advised President Muhammadu Buhari to share the tax of the Nigeria Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) to resolve the financial crisis facing them.

Over 20 states are currently unable to pay salaries as a result of a sharp fall in oil revenue.

“Instead of NLNG paying $1.6 billion to the federal government, we requested that it be paid to the federation account so that it could be shared amongst the three tiers of government, so that we can also get money to do one or two things,” Abdulazeez Yari, governor of Zamfara state and chairman of the Nigerian governors forum, said at the end of a meeting with Buhari on Tuesday.

“We proposed to Mr. President that instead of being given bail out, ‎that the funds for jobs, projects that were done by the states should be refunded by the federal government. If the affected states can get the refund, they can start paying salaries without bail out.

“Secondly, we also brought to his notice that most of the loans owed by the state, some between four and seven years, if it can be stretched to 20 years, the states will be relieved and would be able to continue other businesses including paying salaries.

“Also, we urged the president to follow the constitution when it comes to money sharing. Section 80 is very clear. That all monies should go to the Consolidated Revenue Account ‎for the purpose, no account should be kept anywhere because this is what the constitution says.

“And Section‎ 162 also is self-explanatory, that whatever is going to happen to the money will be after sharing to the three tiers of government. That the NNPC or any other revenue generating agency should not have the first line charges.”

Apart from the governors of Bayelsa and Plateau states, who were represented at the meeting, the other 34 governors attended.



http://www.thecable.ng/govs-ask-pmb-share-nlng-tax

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Over 20 states never pay salaries as a result of a sharp fall in oil revenue
I thought it is only Osun state ooo

haba,

2 APC and 2 PDP governors

They had better have good reasons for not attending oo

Everyday is for the thieves, but one day is for the owner: Is it that the thieves are not aware of this adage?

I don't believe this one jare.

At what point did he put on his cloth?

Because he did wear the cloth while trying to lift the iron

So how come his cloth was on, when he has lifted the iron?

Ishilove:
The anti-spam bot is a robot, not a human being. It sometimes makes errors. When ever you're banned by the bot, mail the mods and you will be unbanned

Thank you Ishilove

Ishilove:
Actually you're the one who doesn't understand the rules. This section was created for Muslims to freely interact and exchange ideas on the tenets of Islam without interference from non-muslims who may not understand these tenets, but that is not to say non-muslims cannot comment as long as they comment with respect. But before commenting, they have to accept the... I don't know what you call that line 'there's no God but Allah' declaration. When they accept it, appears on their profile for 7 days before disappearing (if they don't make any further comment in this section).

Since I'm a moderator it won't appear on my profile when I comment in this section.

As for those making 'blasphemous' comments, draw the attention of the mods of this section to sanction such users. If they don't respond in time, you can draw my attention.

Just like I was banned this morning, and I think that decision was not fair, Infact I still do not know why exactly I was banned, is there not suppose to be a feedback message so that same thing will not reccur again

I think none of them is good enough for you, so please just wake up and move on with your life.
BTW: hope you have not allowed any of them to gain access to ............... ?

dunsman:
I'm no make front page and so.... we dae talk say baba dae speak in tongues u dae talk history. how jobless are u to pool out someone's post.... well ur baba never pay u ur 5k, y u no go dae jobless

I'm no make front page what kind of grammar is this?

how jobless are u to pool out someone's post Please show me your certificate

Even if you did not go to school, you should be able to see by yourself that the guy in my displayed picture doesn't look like one without a job. common stop being clueless like your hero

OsilamaPN:
You said ugly baby boy. That's just sexist. I may be a woman impersonating a man. Who's to say?... The fact you've been keeping track of my post just shows the height of your joblessness. But no matter, CHANGE is here, you should be gainfully employed soon enough.

I work with a research company, if you know the meaning of research you better keep quiet else, I will release more analytical results of you

perfect couple

Find below analysis of your results:

An ugly baby boy that joined nairaland five days ago_on June 18, 2015
Just in five days, you have already created 11 posts
Funny that all the 11 posts you created are in one direction-saTAN

Why don't you repent and stop building your houses on the sand (stop being foolish)

No wonder none of your eleven post has made front page (including this one)


Infact you did not even get any comment in some of the posts

A word is enough for the wise

If there is a female among the interviewers, just imagine the lady is unclad and facing you with all her natural resources, trust that at that moment, all the fear will disappear

He is most welcome


Wooow, so for the first time I am here as first to comment.



So if I like now I can push all of you out of this page and to the next page




But I won't do that because I like Akpabio so much as Governor (but no space for him in 2019)




I also don't like exercising my powers on civillians






It is the lord's doing

No source?