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Hendrixky:
You sure say Chelsea go fit win for this stadium

Na here them for beat Liverpool

Make rc lens do my new year gift for me
Make una just beat psg for me

Which kind gambling be this? It's not a logical bet. The odds of winning this bet is almost zero

It cannot be kidnapping. Who will now pay the ransom for the kids?

abobote:
What concerns you with what the father wears

I know you have not traveled out before, if not you will know that these things are common

They're not common here. It's like saying being openly gay is common.

OP be careful with that girl o. You don't know the history of that earring. There's no smoke without fire. No go marry cultist pikin

SilverOrLead:
More refugees inbound Lagos are expected this new year.

Lagos is not a state for refugees. It's too expensive. Maybe Osun, ondo, Ekiti

Fûck Arsenal

Arsenal abeg lose make we get peace of mind

Man City no try this nonsense o.

You can't just dash Arsenal this title

paxonel:
It's only Haaland man city have, they don't have defence

You notice the thing too? Lol.

Very funny team.

Zimzy:
Harlaand just dey make English league to become farmer's league. Just imagine him doing what he couldn't for sure do in Germany in England almost unopposed. Those of you premier league fans who ridiculed Spanish, French and German league because of the dominance of a club or player, how do you explain Harlaand's exploit?

Many of them don't understand that a player can be highly skilled at scoring goals. They always think the league is at fault.

MiChat, Meet24.

All the girls there na hookup. Point and kill

It will still end in tears

SerikiFulani:
PhD or not, she'll still end up in the Kitchen

Na why the man run because she will not agree with you on that.

Very smart man. Some people wey no get sense no go see wetin that man dey see

Rightmindset:
Inferiority dey worry am.

Him no dey see undergraduate dey befriend lecturer?

He's a very smart man. Those women na problem personified.

Don't take this OPs thread serious.

You and this girl sef. Make una rest

Not true

Pounds. Electricity. Nightlife. British citizenship. Easy access to global opportunities.

Don't be unfortunate to ever look down on UK

G00DHardDick:
Lol if you find one, toto won't even be on your mind. The goal is to secure the bag first, and get plenty rabba. Toto sef go hardly Cross your mind at least not with a serious wealthy rich lady whose family is also wealthy.

Na Naija girls dey always make us think about toto because that's the only thing they can offer.

Real talk.

Where I go find these Russian babes?

Ishilove:
ATMs are still dispensing old notes and as I am here, I am yet to lay my eyes on any new note. We are not a serious country

You see why people dey japa from this country?

She no get weight. Na fan blow her away

Hmmm. Where man go see Russian girl now?

A good man like me deserve love and better toto na

Donwizbro:
I don't know if it's normal, but I tend to lose interest on a woman when I sense you're so obsessed with me. I once had a girlfriend that can call me like fifteen times a day. She can come to my place almost everyday without even telling me. Last year's Valentine she bought me alot of gift, and I was so ashamed I didn't even remember it was Valentine peoriod talk more of reciprocating the good gesture. I've never loved a woman like her in my life. But she's making me scary af
I think I might have ptsd due to the numerous breakups I had.
Sometimes I just stare at her and wished she is with someone more serious than I am. Seriously, that girl is a good woman, a good soul, well mannered too.. she's never asked a penny from me.

Continue dreaming about the woman. That woman only exists in your head

Lamasta:
Go and build on it and stop the idea of selling your inheritance

If people did not sell their inheritance, you won't see land to buy

The man is a legend

OboOlora:
For most guys, na hook up girls, baba Ijebu kiosk and those satchet ogogoro dem go miss pass

My own na hookup girls.

Light78:
Racism.
Imagine no one wants to talk to you because you are black.


Many of the men here think if they go there they will make friends easily. That's a lie

Let's practice...

We are gonna use Man A and a White lady as an example.

He is walking toward a while lady to start a conversation with her.


White lady: Who is this person gravitating towards me?

Man A: Hi, how're you doing?

White lady: Are you sure you are okay? Should I call the authorities on you?

Man A:. He says to himself, shaiii, I think say na so e go easy oooo...

This is not true. You're exaggerating

Birniwa:
Why do you even need to turn off your phone in today's world. I sincerely can't remember the last time I turned off my phone.

Your phone needs to be on all the time, that's the new normal, deal with it.

Spoken like a truly ignorant person

mutantninja:
When you realize how cheap most Nigerian women are , you realize it’s not their fault but a psychological issue that was caused since 1960… Nigeria women are psychologically poor, if you like give her the world, when she’s h0rny she’ll still cheat on you because the problem is psychological, you’ll be extremely lucky to see a naija girl that is okay in the head …

My friend’s girlfriend (she’s South African) bought him a new iPhone 14 for Christmas… if you check hashtag for #christmas on Instagram, you’ll see a lot of girls/women from other parts of the world buying their boyfriends presents… I’m not saying they’re no good Nigerian women out there, before I get tagged a misogynistic guy.. My girlfriend is very cool because I used iron hand on her , I taught her how to use her brain and hands to work not her v4gina, I taught her it’s okay to spoil me with gifts… when she annoys me I make a scene (I do not beat her but I show her how manly I am by making a scene that will disgrace her)… without all this things , she would’ve been like the average naija girl… I love my girlfriend. And she loves me too…

You go still chop breakfast with all these grammar

Country wey mumu. For their mind they are creating jobs

OriOko88:

The kind girls God dey send into the
world in this decades are definitely from Jezebel. Many of them are sex freaks,dem dey knack shits.

Some teenage yahoo boys of about 19 Years in my compond have camped some women about 35 36 years of age at home since yesterday..very sure those women are single mothers or divorcees. Theyve been fckin shiit outta them since and also smoking loud. Chaii
People dey fvxkk demselves for this ibadan

They're having fun

iswallker:
Is this a law of physics ..�☺️

Asking for a friend

Which keyboard did you use to make this comment?

It will end in tears