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Education / Re: See What The ‘tiny Pocket’ On Jeans Is Really For by Modenzy: 11:02pm On Feb 12, 2016
I wonder oo
psucc:
I'm confused rather than convinced.
Mine can only take up a coin.
Career / Re: A Nairalander Sent Me N25,000 After Reading My Post by Modenzy: 10:56pm On Feb 12, 2016
tosyne2much:
Izeeqpotter, abeg no forget me too oooooo... I neva pay my house rent ooooo cheesy

my guy!! We plenty!!
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Categories Of People That Regularly Patronize Herbalists by Modenzy: 10:48pm On Feb 12, 2016
My main guy..
Tosney2much...
I swear u get mouth.
Properties / Fire Outbreak At A Lecturer's House. By MODENZY. by Modenzy: 12:58pm On Feb 10, 2016
It's just happening now.
A lecturer's house in SHEHU SHAGARI COLLEGE OF EDUCATION SOKOTO just got burnt.
The annoying thing is that the fire servie did not come as early as it should be.
They came late and everything got burnt.
It's pathetic. They couldnt bring out anything. Nobody knows the cause of the fire out break
I just pray that sokoto government will compensate him well!!!

Lalasticlala, please do something.
Romance / Re: What's The First Thing That Attracts You To The Opposite Sex? by Modenzy: 9:36am On Feb 10, 2016
Holiness ;DHoliness
Celebrities / Re: Tekno Flaunts Girl Friend On Instagram by Modenzy: 9:25am On Feb 10, 2016
ALHAJI TEKNO.


He can do anything for PANYA...
His love is hotter than the sun in sokoto....
Oooo nana DURO.
I like the guy.
Health / Re: My Funny Experience In A Nigerian Hospital (must Read) by Modenzy: 9:19am On Feb 08, 2016
Naijasinglegirl. You are too much.
Politics / Re: Amaechi Visits Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi by Modenzy: 5:43pm On Feb 07, 2016
Rexnegro:

Since I no you here e be like say na only garri you dey consume ? Cos all dis y na garri price dey affect you ...mehn poverty indeed na disease o #smh

my broda. Thanks 4 d insult. GOD bless. Happy sunday!
Sports / Re: Lagos Marathon 2016: Those Who Fainted (Photos) by Modenzy: 10:33pm On Feb 06, 2016
Eyaaaaaaaaaah. I blame the economy. It's poverty that caused this.
Running on empty stomach, hypertension etc..

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Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Ekile Stuns In All White In New Photos by Modenzy: 10:29pm On Feb 06, 2016
How can dis make front page??
Lalasticlala I hope u hav'nt taken BLACK BOTTLE.

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Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Ladies I Ever Dated In My Life by Modenzy: 6:40pm On Feb 06, 2016
K9Uneet:
Your own na "Recharge card" abi? Mine is ATM card.
I've dated the cook, the wedding planner (I had to run away from that one abeg), and the bedmatician, and the fashion star.
Then I dated a combination of all 5 and she broke my heart.




o boy, no b smal ting o

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Romance / 5 Types Of Ladies I Ever Dated In My Life by Modenzy: 6:29pm On Feb 06, 2016
I can never forget this set of ladies. I have dated ballonies of ladies but my experiences with these ladies will stitch to my memory till I (quench).
Without taking much sentences, i wil quickly list them below:
1. RECHARGE CARD: I use to tag her as my recharge card because she always like to send me recharge card. To be candid "mtn share & sell. Whenever am in need of airtime, she will be the next thing on my mind...
2. THE COOK: chai, i can never forge .........(name withheld) she knows how to cook more than her mother (not my mother). She is a Delta girl, she taught me how to eat starch-soup. Each time i got hungry she is the next thing that comes my mind..
3. WEDDING PLANNER: Oh my God, whenever we're together, what she likes discussing about is our wedding, how to print our invitation card, the kind of wedding she's going to wear, our matrimonial car, bed blah blah blah etc. I will just be hearing her (not listening). I will just smile but for my mind "don't you know the economy situation?"
4. Miss FASHION: I cant forget you oo, hmmmmm, she likes fashion, she knows how to combine colours. In the area, every guy talks about how she dresses. I thank God for her, she used to buy me shoes, clothes. Infact, she also helped to increase my swaggs. But the problem I have with her is that she is not intelligent, does'nt know how to sum up 2+2. Imagine when i ever asked her the capital of Nigeria, she replied me confidently and said IKEJA..
5. BED-MATICIAN: Chai, hmmmm, she top the list. I used to tag her as my comforter: she sabi the thing: she's the only one that use to remind me of my KONJI, her backstence is good and her breast-tense is better. I know some will say " MODENZY don spoil" but am just sharing my experience.

Share yours let's see.
Lalasticlala please do something.
Tosny2much say something.
Celebrities / Re: 5 Reasons Why Don Jazzy Is The Greatest Nigerian Producer by Modenzy: 8:51am On Feb 06, 2016
The guy is good. He has brought up talented musicians. If 2face, psquare, terry G and others had emulated him, it would have been competitive.
I like the guy shaaaa. DON JAZZY (bros to jasi).

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic At '76" Movie Private Screening Yesterday by Modenzy: 11:19pm On Feb 05, 2016
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Politics / Re: Aminu Tambuwal Marries Maryam Mairo-Mustapha (Photos) by Modenzy: 11:18pm On Feb 05, 2016
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Career / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Can Decrease Your Life Span by Modenzy: 10:29pm On Feb 05, 2016
Tosny2much, i swear u 2much. I dey always dey feel you. Aka mr. 10 thngs
Politics / Re: Police To Take Over Security In North-east From Military:ig by Modenzy: 8:40pm On Feb 05, 2016
I laugh!!!
Politics / Re: Blame IBB For The Weak Naira-buhari by Modenzy: 8:30pm On Feb 05, 2016
The story has changed. They have shifted the blame from jonathan to Babangida...
This government knws how to blame others...
Let's see the next person that would be blamed.

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Family / Re: 83-year-old Retiree Sleeps Under Bridge For 17 Years (pic) by Modenzy: 7:36pm On Feb 05, 2016
Who send am? Him no get chldrn?
Celebrities / Re: AY, Wale, Lynxxx At Nitro Night Club In Lagos (Photos) by Modenzy: 2:37pm On Feb 05, 2016
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Crime / Re: Court Sends Judge To Prison For Alleged Fraud by Modenzy: 2:29pm On Feb 05, 2016
Hmmmmmmmmmmm,
continue to do rubbish, walahi by 2019, we will use this things against you.........
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Arrested For Overtaking Ugandan's Vice President's Convoy (photos) by Modenzy: 2:18pm On Feb 05, 2016
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,
Democracy is when you voted for someone and he has power over you...........

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Romance / Re: Does Too Much Sex Has Effect To A Man by Modenzy: 2:11pm On Feb 05, 2016
How can sex be too much..........?
my guy forget that thing, the more you eat, the more your sperm flows....................

For me, I like that thing wellah.......... i swear

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Jokes Etc / Re: That Awkward Moment by Modenzy: 2:01pm On Feb 05, 2016
eyaaaaaaaaah
Politics / Re: President Buhari Begins Short Vacation by Modenzy: 1:44pm On Feb 05, 2016
which hospital did buhari go too?? i wish him a quick recovery.

I know some nonsense APC stouts will punch me... I no send oooo
I rep Nigeria not political party

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Politics / Re: Mass Sack Looms As Wike Is Set To Overhaul Civil Service In Rivers State by Modenzy: 11:03am On Feb 05, 2016
that is my governor
Romance / Re: Man Tried To Expose A Bride-to-be On Twitter And Got This Response by Modenzy: 5:54am On Feb 05, 2016
Hmmmmmmmmm
Jokes Etc / Re: Check Out This Hilarious Collection Of Proverbs by Modenzy: 5:35am On Feb 05, 2016
No bobby dey last forever................... grin
Jokes Etc / What Does it Mean??? by Modenzy: 10:30pm On Feb 04, 2016
lalasticlala
Properties / Re: Lagos Demolishes Adebutu Kessignton, Baba-Ijebu's 4-storey Building by Modenzy: 10:18pm On Feb 04, 2016
government should build another one for him........

Politics / Re: Amaechi Visits Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi by Modenzy: 10:15pm On Feb 04, 2016
mtcheeeeeeew....
does rhis reduce the price of garri

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