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6 THINGS THAT CAN CAUSE YOU DISGRACE AND EMBARASSMENT

I was having a solitary thinking due to what i experience to day. I realized that there are things you should avoid if you don't want to be embarassed.

let me go straight to the point. Read along with me.

1. ALCOHOL: I know some people will see this and hiss, but that is the truth, most people do abnormal things when they are drunk. last week a friend of mine, (name withheld) got drunk to stupor, when it was time for him to urinate, he went to the kitchen and urinated inside the cooking pot.

2. EXAM MALPRACTICE: OH my God, this one just happened today. my course mate was caught cheating in TEST, you need to see how she was embarassed by the lecturer and everyone was looking at her like a thief, ladypeenk will bear me witness. Her integrity was reduced to a stick of matches.

3. WOMANIZING; I remember when I used to womanize. thank God am a new creature. womanizing can lower your integrity to Zero. let me use Biblical references, see the case of judah who went out to sleep with a prostitute not knowing it was his daughter inlaw, he had no money but he gave her his belongings. when he was told she was pregnent he said they should stone her to death. but she said, judas is the owner of the pregnancy.

4. BAD GRAMMAR: it is so saddening that even the so called graduate of ENGLISH STUDIES cannnot speak english fluently. I heard a graduate giving a testimony of what happened to him. He said, I quote " area boys pursued me and they wanted to CHUK me the knife.... chuk i covered my face in shame. if you cannot speak good english it will be very hard for you to speak in public.

5. STEALING: when i say stealing, it is not related to picking someones property. therefore having sex without marriage is stealing, why? because you stole her vagina and used it. Did God permit you she shameful aspect of it is when you are caught naked... ask tosyne2much, i know he might be probably caught when he was in the world..... smiling.

6. UNWANTED PREGNANCY. I WON'T waste time on this, but when you mistakenly, did i call it mistake? yes because that is the normal language we use for it. when you impregnate a girl, there will be shame all over you, especially when you are poor.

I need to drop my keyboard right here....

Its me [MODENZY.]

Decker:
Look bro, first things first. I'll advise that you don't relent in your hard work and search for a job, but you shouldn't make the mistake of doing all this with the mindset of winning your girl back.
To be honest with you, the girl made her decision and she chose someone else, someone more financially capable over you, despite the long way you the both of you had come. It's kind of sad, I know, but it's her choice and she has her reasons. She has told you she has moved on and I think you should too. Things like this happen at some point in our lives and when this kind of things happen, the best thing to do is to just wipe the dust of pain and regret off of you and move on with your life. That girl betrayed your love and friendship, all on the altar of having a better life. That tells a lot about her character and what exactly it is she wants from life. Even if you do win her back, which is highly improbable, what's your guarantee that she won't leave you for someone else in future when the going beings to get tough?

The thing about love is that it makes you think that person you are in love with is the best person out there, but that's not true.
You might think that no one can be as pretty and fun and smart and all those good qualities you admire in her, all in one, but there are actually other girls like that out there, better girls. And out of them, there is one for you. But in other for you to see them, you first have to remove the scales of supposed love from your eyes.
So, stop crying like a baby and get this girl off your mind, free yourself from all the negativity and keep looking for a job and I know you will find one. And when you do find one, work hard to be established in it, and along the line, you will find the right girl who really deserves you.

bro. You are right. Good advice, even to me. I had been dissapointed several times.

Due to experiences I had...
I have been discouraged to go into relationship.
I'm a comfirmed guy full of swaggs, always clean, very jovial, very helpful, very caring& lovely, very sex-skilled and money is not my problem. But what i discovered I kept getting dissapointment from ladies.
2 months ago I seperated with my pretty Baby (I LOVE HER SO MUCH), we broke-up because of her lies. I caught on several occassions and she has been begging me..
My question is this, what does a woman want

Countrygirl:
Nice write up. Always on point

he's my prefered nairaland poster!!!

tosyne2much:
So u sef still dey owe house rent?

i dey tell you.

I wonder oo

psucc:
I'm confused rather than convinced.
Mine can only take up a coin.

tosyne2much:
Izeeqpotter, abeg no forget me too oooooo... I neva pay my house rent ooooo

my guy!! We plenty!!

My main guy..
Tosney2much...
I swear u get mouth.

It's just happening now.
A lecturer's house in SHEHU SHAGARI COLLEGE OF EDUCATION SOKOTO just got burnt.
The annoying thing is that the fire servie did not come as early as it should be.
They came late and everything got burnt.
It's pathetic. They couldnt bring out anything. Nobody knows the cause of the fire out break
I just pray that sokoto government will compensate him well!!!

Lalasticlala, please do something.

Holiness ;DHoliness

ALHAJI TEKNO.


He can do anything for PANYA...
His love is hotter than the sun in sokoto....
Oooo nana DURO.
I like the guy.

Naijasinglegirl. You are too much.

Rexnegro:
Since I no you here e be like say na only garri you dey consume ? Cos all dis y na garri price dey affect you ...mehn poverty indeed na disease o #smh

my broda. Thanks 4 d insult. GOD bless. Happy sunday!

Eyaaaaaaaaaah. I blame the economy. It's poverty that caused this.
Running on empty stomach, hypertension etc..

How can dis make front page??
Lalasticlala I hope u hav'nt taken BLACK BOTTLE.

K9Uneet:
Your own na "Recharge card" abi? Mine is ATM card.
I've dated the cook, the wedding planner (I had to run away from that one abeg), and the bedmatician, and the fashion star.
Then I dated a combination of all 5 and she broke my heart.

o boy, no b smal ting o

I can never forget this set of ladies. I have dated ballonies of ladies but my experiences with these ladies will stitch to my memory till I (quench).
Without taking much sentences, i wil quickly list them below:
1. RECHARGE CARD: I use to tag her as my recharge card because she always like to send me recharge card. To be candid "mtn share & sell. Whenever am in need of airtime, she will be the next thing on my mind...
2. THE COOK: chai, i can never forge .........(name withheld) she knows how to cook more than her mother (not my mother). She is a Delta girl, she taught me how to eat starch-soup. Each time i got hungry she is the next thing that comes my mind..
3. WEDDING PLANNER: Oh my God, whenever we're together, what she likes discussing about is our wedding, how to print our invitation card, the kind of wedding she's going to wear, our matrimonial car, bed blah blah blah etc. I will just be hearing her (not listening). I will just smile but for my mind "don't you know the economy situation?"
4. Miss FASHION: I cant forget you oo, hmmmmm, she likes fashion, she knows how to combine colours. In the area, every guy talks about how she dresses. I thank God for her, she used to buy me shoes, clothes. Infact, she also helped to increase my swaggs. But the problem I have with her is that she is not intelligent, does'nt know how to sum up 2+2. Imagine when i ever asked her the capital of Nigeria, she replied me confidently and said IKEJA..
5. BED-MATICIAN: Chai, hmmmm, she top the list. I used to tag her as my comforter: she sabi the thing: she's the only one that use to remind me of my KONJI, her backstence is good and her breast-tense is better. I know some will say " MODENZY don spoil" but am just sharing my experience.

Share yours let's see.
Lalasticlala please do something.
Tosny2much say something.

The guy is good. He has brought up talented musicians. If 2face, psquare, terry G and others had emulated him, it would have been competitive.
I like the guy shaaaa. DON JAZZY (bros to jasi).

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Tosny2much, i swear u 2much. I dey always dey feel you. Aka mr. 10 thngs

I laugh!!!

The story has changed. They have shifted the blame from jonathan to Babangida...
This government knws how to blame others...
Let's see the next person that would be blamed.

Who send am? Him no get chldrn?

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm,
continue to do rubbish, walahi by 2019, we will use this things against you.........

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,
Democracy is when you voted for someone and he has power over you...........

How can sex be too much..........?
my guy forget that thing, the more you eat, the more your sperm flows....................

For me, I like that thing wellah.......... i swear

eyaaaaaaaaah

which hospital did buhari go too?? i wish him a quick recovery.

I know some nonsense APC stouts will punch me... I no send oooo
I rep Nigeria not political party

that is my governor