₦airaland Forum

tosyne2much:
So u sef still dey owe house rent?

i dey tell you.

I wonder oo

psucc:
I'm confused rather than convinced.
Mine can only take up a coin.

tosyne2much:
Izeeqpotter, abeg no forget me too oooooo... I neva pay my house rent ooooo

my guy!! We plenty!!

My main guy..
Tosney2much...
I swear u get mouth.

It's just happening now.
A lecturer's house in SHEHU SHAGARI COLLEGE OF EDUCATION SOKOTO just got burnt.
The annoying thing is that the fire servie did not come as early as it should be.
They came late and everything got burnt.
It's pathetic. They couldnt bring out anything. Nobody knows the cause of the fire out break
I just pray that sokoto government will compensate him well!!!

Lalasticlala, please do something.

Holiness ;DHoliness

ALHAJI TEKNO.


He can do anything for PANYA...
His love is hotter than the sun in sokoto....
Oooo nana DURO.
I like the guy.

Naijasinglegirl. You are too much.

Rexnegro:
Since I no you here e be like say na only garri you dey consume ? Cos all dis y na garri price dey affect you ...mehn poverty indeed na disease o #smh

my broda. Thanks 4 d insult. GOD bless. Happy sunday!

Eyaaaaaaaaaah. I blame the economy. It's poverty that caused this.
Running on empty stomach, hypertension etc..

How can dis make front page??
Lalasticlala I hope u hav'nt taken BLACK BOTTLE.

K9Uneet:
Your own na "Recharge card" abi? Mine is ATM card.
I've dated the cook, the wedding planner (I had to run away from that one abeg), and the bedmatician, and the fashion star.
Then I dated a combination of all 5 and she broke my heart.

o boy, no b smal ting o

I can never forget this set of ladies. I have dated ballonies of ladies but my experiences with these ladies will stitch to my memory till I (quench).
Without taking much sentences, i wil quickly list them below:
1. RECHARGE CARD: I use to tag her as my recharge card because she always like to send me recharge card. To be candid "mtn share & sell. Whenever am in need of airtime, she will be the next thing on my mind...
2. THE COOK: chai, i can never forge .........(name withheld) she knows how to cook more than her mother (not my mother). She is a Delta girl, she taught me how to eat starch-soup. Each time i got hungry she is the next thing that comes my mind..
3. WEDDING PLANNER: Oh my God, whenever we're together, what she likes discussing about is our wedding, how to print our invitation card, the kind of wedding she's going to wear, our matrimonial car, bed blah blah blah etc. I will just be hearing her (not listening). I will just smile but for my mind "don't you know the economy situation?"
4. Miss FASHION: I cant forget you oo, hmmmmm, she likes fashion, she knows how to combine colours. In the area, every guy talks about how she dresses. I thank God for her, she used to buy me shoes, clothes. Infact, she also helped to increase my swaggs. But the problem I have with her is that she is not intelligent, does'nt know how to sum up 2+2. Imagine when i ever asked her the capital of Nigeria, she replied me confidently and said IKEJA..
5. BED-MATICIAN: Chai, hmmmm, she top the list. I used to tag her as my comforter: she sabi the thing: she's the only one that use to remind me of my KONJI, her backstence is good and her breast-tense is better. I know some will say " MODENZY don spoil" but am just sharing my experience.

Share yours let's see.
Lalasticlala please do something.
Tosny2much say something.

The guy is good. He has brought up talented musicians. If 2face, psquare, terry G and others had emulated him, it would have been competitive.
I like the guy shaaaa. DON JAZZY (bros to jasi).

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Tosny2much, i swear u 2much. I dey always dey feel you. Aka mr. 10 thngs

I laugh!!!

The story has changed. They have shifted the blame from jonathan to Babangida...
This government knws how to blame others...
Let's see the next person that would be blamed.

Who send am? Him no get chldrn?

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Hmmmmmmmmmmm,
continue to do rubbish, walahi by 2019, we will use this things against you.........

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,
Democracy is when you voted for someone and he has power over you...........

How can sex be too much..........?
my guy forget that thing, the more you eat, the more your sperm flows....................

For me, I like that thing wellah.......... i swear

eyaaaaaaaaah

which hospital did buhari go too?? i wish him a quick recovery.

I know some nonsense APC stouts will punch me... I no send oooo
I rep Nigeria not political party

that is my governor

Hmmmmmmmmm

No bobby dey last forever...................

lalasticlala

government should build another one for him........