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Education / Re: "My 1-day-experience As A Male Nursery Class Teacher" by Modenzy: 2:57pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
Treasuredlove:i really appreciate my nursery teachas back then. Thanks so much. |
Education / Re: "My 1-day-experience As A Male Nursery Class Teacher" by Modenzy: 2:17pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
Bro. It's not easy. I have been taking paracetamol. |
Education / "My 1-day-experience As A Male Nursery Class Teacher" by Modenzy: 1:54pm On Dec 01, 2016 |
I don't like teaching, but since i have applied for NNPC, EFCC, NAFDAC and they refused to offer me job. I decided to go for anything. I applied for a teaching job, which i was called for an interview. The proprietor asked me if i can take nursery, since i need the job, i just nodded my head, smiled and said yes. He then told me to resume work on tuesday, which i did. On Tuesday morning, i dressed, put on my shirt, trouse and neck-tie. My neigbour told me "bros i hear say you don get better job, congrat o" i raised my should walking pompously and i replied "na Godwin o, God go do una own too" On getting to school on tuesday morning. The Head Teacher took me to a nursery class with a population of 50 pupils. Immediately he showed me the class and the number of students, my heart sank, the little happines i had, began to depreciate. Though, i later encouraged myself with the saying "with God all things are possible". When the head teacher left the pupils. I told them my name that my name is Modenzy. Before i mentioned my sure name, one of the pupils starting singing "shakiti bobo",i shouted at him to keep quiet, simultaneously, four of the pupils came to me saying "uncle, i want to wee wee. I told them is too early for them to go out now. Before i could notice, the class began to smell poo-poo (shit, excreta, feaces), unfortunately the head teacher blamed me for not allowing them to wee wee, poo-poo when they asked for permission. I apologised. As the head teacher left, i ask the pupils who needed to wiwi or poo-poo? Like 25 pupils respönded, for the fear of querry and the security of my job, I allowed the 25 pupils to go and do whateva they wanted. When they got to the toilet, they fetch water and started playing with sand, moulding clay while i was in the class trying to control the class and give them work to do. After half an hour, i went out to see where the remaining pupils were, i saw them playing and the shouted at them to go to their classes, on getting to the class, i realised that six pupils were not in the class. I became worried searching for them. When the headteacher saw me, she asked me why rambling about the school premises. I told what happened and she started lambasting me, telling me i lack class control. Later i wil tell the remaining stories. Sit down relax. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / "An Open Letter To Money, Owo, Ego, Kudi" by Modenzy: 9:52am On Nov 19, 2016 |
Dear money, owo, ego, kudi. With deep respect and humility, I'm writing this letter to you for some rigid reasons. First of all, i want to appreciate you for the fact that God has been using you to bless so many of us. Though, some people say "money is the root of all evil" but they are still using you to build their religious places of worship. with you, life is amazing. There is no living being that does not need you. Just like the Biblical statement "money answers all things". Once again thank you for being there. Secondly, I want to beg you on behalf of my guys, tosyne2much, mind44, naijasinglegirl and all nairalanders, that please we love you, please do not forsake us. Be our companion. Stay with us. Do not be scarce to us. Our pockets, purses, bank accounts should never lack you, and spending money will always be our hobby and talents. Please, money, no matter how we spend you, please still love us, always come back to us. Thirdly, Money, please for, in anyway we might have offended you, please we are deeply sorry and we regret our actions. We have so many things to do with you and in every areas and facets of our life(s). As important as you are, you answer different names: i.e. In church: offering In police station: bail in school: fees In marriage: dowry In banks: cash/deposits etc. May God continue to use you to bless us richly. Moderators, please over to you. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by Modenzy: 8:24am On Jun 25, 2016 |
we have our experiences...
Hmmmmmmmm.
its well.
I will chat u on watsapp |
Politics / Re: Why Am Taking A Swift From Supporting General Buhari By Ngozi Okonjo Iweala by Modenzy: 9:25pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
EastGold: Hmmmmmmm, naija our country. |
Politics / Why Am Taking A Swift From Supporting General Buhari By Ngozi Okonjo Iweala by Modenzy: 8:56pm On Jun 24, 2016 |
By Ngozi Okonjo Iweala
Why am taking a swift from supporting
General Buhari.
Obasanjo endorsed General Buhari as the man to
deliver this nation. I was personally shocked, when I
heard the news. This is because, I was expecting
Baba to stay at the touch line, and leave Nigerians
to study his body language. But the masquerade
could not control his dance in the public market.
Hence he mistakenly flogged his own mother who is
also a trader in the market. Nigerians, I am left with
no option than to tell us that, these ex-generals and
their boys are up to something. The issue at hand is
not all about the presidential seat. But rather, the
national cake (oil blocks).
Less I forget, is it not the same Obasanjo who woke
up and hand picked his puppet 2011, who eventually
grew like Joseph the messiah of Egypt? Is it not the
same Obj that told us 2011, that General Buhari is
too old to rule this country? Is it not the same Obj
that told us Buhari is a dictator?
Somebody should have a rethink like me. We must
understand the preacher’s language before decoding
his message. If Obj can take a swift and prefer
General Buhari to Jonathan, a puppet he dedicated
his energy and resources to win 2011 election, then
as an average Nigerian, we should have a rethink
and ask our leaders what is so special in Aso Rock.
If leadership is to serve the people, why is it that,the
ex-generals finally gang up against their new recruit
on account of change? If we’re to outline the sins of
Mr.President, are the ex- generals not guilty of such
sins? One may ask why is SPEAKER taking a swift?
Everybody wants change.
But I am astonished the way and manner these ex-
general joined the train of change. Is it that, this is
the first time they heard the word change?
If NO, why did they not change this country when
they were given opportunity? Why advocating for
change now when the puppet body language shows
he Will not renew their oil blocks licence?
Why advocating for change now, when the puppet
purchased equipment to monitor and reduce
vandalism? Why advocating for change now, when
the strong headed puppet wiped out their ghost
names from the civil service payroll?
Why advocating for change now, when the puppet
sacked your boys as corrupt ministers?
Why advocating for change now, when the puppet
refused to dump Sambo for another puppet? Why
advocating for change when he refused to kill
Nigerians indiscriminatel y. But rather he is
exploiting all means of dialogue.
Unlike your Odi brutal killings and destruction. Why
advocating for change now, when the puppet refused
to twist governors hands with EFCC to pave his way
like you did?
Why advocating for change now, when at 72 years,
you still tell your children of 50years they are the
leaders of tomorrow? Why advocating for change
now, when the puppet refused to give you the
fertilizer deal?
Why advocating for change now, when the puppet
refused to jail your enemies? Why advocating for
change now, when the puppet refused to rig election
for your daughter? Why advocating for change now,
when in your time railways were not working?
Why advocating for change, when in your time, our
judiciary could not delivered a fair judgement in
favour of oppositions? Baba,Nigerians are fed up of
you sitting in Otta, deciding their future. We want to
decide our destiny with the help of God. We want to
practice true democracy by using our votes to
decide our future.
Let the good works or antecedents of our leaders
speak volume for them. Just after the presidential
chat with Mr.President, we discovered that, you,
your colleagues and errant boys, are spreading false
informations to pave your way to aso rock.
Lastly, I challenge you Baba, #Tinubu, #Atiku and
others to tell Nigerians you don’t have oil blocks or
you Generals are not fighting the last battle to
protect your oil blocks. They won’t come out and
speak my brothers and sisters.
They want us to believe they are fighting for us.
When they have their own local refineries at their
backyards. R..I.P Fela: Animals wan dash me my
human right. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Before They Mislead President Buhari: Dele Momodu by Modenzy: 11:41am On Jun 11, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Hilarious Pics: Annoying Behavior Peculiar To Girls by Modenzy: 4:16am On May 31, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Coco And Caleb Adaji's Wedding In Dubai (Photos) by Modenzy: 8:53pm On May 29, 2016 |
Davido, remember when your baby mama said you should follow her to Dubai: you told her " No be by force to go Dubai, abi na wettin cause the fight" anyway, I just like that track.. I forgive and I forget, Papa God knows the best, your papa just buy jet you about to take off everywhere ooooo 3 Likes |
Education / Re: Why I Will Never Forget The Day I Wrote My Pume Exam! by Modenzy: 9:54am On May 28, 2016 |
CaptainEColeJnr: Kano man, with this your sharpness, e be like sey you be sabon gari base |
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Dad Deji Adeleke In Agbada by Modenzy: 6:42pm On May 12, 2016 |
ellahzy: I like that verse..... .......am about to take off everywhere oooo |
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Dad Deji Adeleke In Agbada by Modenzy: 6:42pm On May 12, 2016 |
ellahzy: I like that verse..... .......am about to take off everywhere oooo |
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why I Am Forced To Agree It's A Man's World by Modenzy: 5:25pm On Apr 22, 2016 |
tosyne2much: oga Tosyn, ure right 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Some Funny Nollywood Proverbs.. by Modenzy: 6:37pm On Apr 18, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: My Candid Letter To Saraki By Dele Momodu by Modenzy: 9:40am On Apr 16, 2016 |
Dele momodu, I hop ure not forcing saraki to go to Dubai |
Education / Re: My Worst Experience Being Broke As A Student - #14 by Modenzy: 5:00pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: My Sweet But Regret Campus Memories by Modenzy: 12:30pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
Kaylexzy:no extra year. Thanks. |
Romance / My Sweet But Regret Campus Memories by Modenzy: 9:44am On Apr 14, 2016 |
I am glad to be an ABUsite, am proudly and ABU graduate, from the department of BUSINESSES EDUCATION. I enroll into the degree programme as an innocent and the only male child of my mother. I was so determined that will always be a 4.pointer; In my first year, I was very studious, from class to fellowship then back to night class for reading. fortunately, I made the a GPA of 4.78, I was so glad. we were four that made such point in that department, again the only male student, the rest were babes. To summarize the story, my name rang throughout the year, lo and behold, when we resumed for second semester, I cannot forget this faithful day, I was in a class reading and This beautiful lady in my department (name withheld because she is married to an evangelist). she came to me and began to ask me questions on pitman shorthand and I answered her, we exchanged contacts and we began to communicate even at night when others were sleeping; we fell deeply in love: she lured me into having sex and she took away my virginity. since the day I tasted sex, I knew the sweetness and I became a sex addict. as time was going, I had 55% for studies and 45% for kisses, 4play and sex everyday. I never knew the days were counting. when our results came out, I received the great shock of my life my cumulative point dropped to 3.43. but before final year, I came out with 3.60 which is 2nd class upper but my other determinant colleagues came out with 1st class. learn from my lesson, especially those in school. I love you all. |
Romance / Re: 10 Common Excuses Ladies Mostly Give When Their Boyfriend Catch Them Cheating by Modenzy: 8:55pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
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Jokes Etc / Re: Pic: When You Beat Up A Boy And He Decides To Call His Brothers For You by Modenzy: 4:14pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
I wil beat them to hel |
Jokes Etc / Re: How I Became N2m Richer Following Jacob Zuma’s Visit To Nigeria - Ali Baba by Modenzy: 4:12pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
God please, pick my call. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Normal Things You Do On A Daily Basis But Can't Do Them On Sundays. WHY?? by Modenzy: 4:08pm On Mar 09, 2016 |
You are correct.
Mine is pre-intimacy, i dnt do it on sundays! |
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Is Your Take On Guys With Big Stomach? by Modenzy: 6:15am On Mar 08, 2016 |
tosyne2much: oga Tosin. Hope you wil soon b a politician. Nice answer |
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Many Failed Promises - Vangaurd by Modenzy: 6:17pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
We have seen the change remaining the balance. 1 Like |
Education / Re: How UNN Students Eat During Exam (photos) by Modenzy: 3:17pm On Mar 07, 2016 |
missingrib:exactly, GPA matters so much. |
Romance / Re: 10 Kinds Of Guys That Find It Difficult To Approach/Woo A Lady by Modenzy: 7:24pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Teenagers Have Sex In Front Of A Hotel In Katsina In Broad Daylight by Modenzy: 1:51pm On Mar 05, 2016 |
Konji na bastard |
Romance / Re: 8 Misplaced Attributes Guys Check In A Lady That Land Them Into Bad Relationship by Modenzy: 12:57am On Mar 03, 2016 |
tosyne2much:prof. TOSIN. Eku ise ooo |
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Fights Fuel Attendant At Oando Filling Station Over N30 Change (photo) by Modenzy: 1:21pm On Mar 02, 2016 |
It's nt because of N30 but because dey abuse his personality. |
Romance / Re: How Can I Find A True Love.? by Modenzy: 4:27pm On Feb 29, 2016 |
lesbiangirl: thank u miss Lesbian. |
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