₦airaland Forum

Seun:
If God owned Nairaland, he would not operate any account on Nairaland.

He would communicate the rules by sending anonymous messages to random members, the chosen.

The rules presented by each chosen member would contradict the rules presented by the others.

There would be no way of knowing which chosen member had the correct rules.

People would just choose to follow whichever rules the person who invited them to the forum happened to follow.

There would be brutal thread-wars between the people following different sets of rules.

For each set of rules given by the chosen members, there would be multiple interpretations by random members.

The interpreters would claim to have received anonymous clues from the owner which they used to interpret the rules.

There would be brutal thread-wars between people following different interpretations of each set of rules.

Most of the chosen would have deleted their accounts and all posts in which they originally presented their rules.

There would be multiple versions of each set of rules floating about, with no way of knowing if any is correct.

People who break the rules won't be banned, because the chosen and the interpreters won't have any actual powers.

Interpreters will threaten those who break their rules that the owner will kill them after they deactivate their accounts.

The most famous interpreter will say that all rules are equally important: typos and posting porn pictures are the same.

That all members have broken the rules, so they deserve to be killed by the owner after they deactivate their accounts.

But there's good news: the owner's son joined the forum, and he presented his own version of the rules.

Though he was the only member who never broke any rule, his account was deactivated for the sins of the rule-breakers.

But the account was reactivated later and he was not killed because he was found to be innocent of rule-breaking.

And after his account was reactivated, he sent anonymous messages to some interpreters who are no longer active.

Therefore any rule-breaker who believes that the owner's son's account was deactivated for his errors shall not be killed!

The owner created a new forum, much better than Nairaland, which his son's believers shall be invited to any time now.

The son's profile was transferred to the new forum 3 minutes after reactivation, which is why it cannot be viewed.

But some members recall that some members said that some interpreters said they saw the son's reactivated profile.

Having read and digested your imagery, I am tempted to react with a very simple but fact probing question.

Seun, if God doesn't exist hence no supreme being who crafted and designed nature, now answer me:

Have you seen a building without a builder?

Or, even you, can you come into existence without a master designer?

Please reply.

Bad wife syndrome.

IkpuNnu:
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The way ipob yoots are crying over Tinubu....make dem no carry out mass suicide before 2019/.

IkpuNnu =NgeneUkwenu

Keep hiding and changing moniker like a fading moon.

#BackToDaura

ABB.

OBJ= IPOB yoot
IBB =IPOB yoot
Thisdaylive=IPOB yoot
Dele Momodu, Bishop Oyedepo, Gani Adams =Ipob yoot.
NgeneUkwenu =ipob yoot
IkpuNnu =ipob yoot

Lol

Those who resent Biafra shouldn't cry about Fulani Herdsmen bloodletting.

Next level up or down?

Those who heard CHANGE mantra in 2015 never asked the direction?

ABB

A party that has lost goodwill and trust of the electorate is as good as dead.

ABB

Campusity:
The British expanding their propaganda machine deeper into Africa.


Edit

For all of you thinking my comment above is sore grapes, it is not
I am not talking of this just because its BBC ibo. With BBC English hausa, Igbo and yoruba beaming into Nigeria the British have the potential to reach 80% of our population. If they don't like our president for example, say over his gay/lesbian stance, they can begin to bombard us with negative messages and hence can have an unseen influence on our collective decision such as during elections. It's a known fact.

When Americans and Co complain about Russia meddling in their elections, I just laugh. Its 1000 times worse what they do to others especially using such soft power and media.

There is no free lunch. They are not spending huge money to set up studios, employ people and editors because they like Nigeria. Before you clap,look at the big picture.

Absolutely in agreement.

I knew this would happen. Check Google, they have localised their content in Igbo, Yoruba, Hausa and Pidgin.

Just for the expansion of their business empire.

Yet, Nairaland cannot creat Dialectical Boards!

Shame

ABB

Cyynthialove:
My mail is not functioning.

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papoudaupolos:
Your brothers find a safe haven in the north away from rituals killings, kidnappers and human sacrifices.

Leeches in our lands.ur ungratefulNess is the root of all your suffering.
We consider them as refugees in general.

Still displaying....

Reason why they (Easterners) occupy your IDP camps?

Lol.

papoudaupolos:
Compared to South East.
same reason your bunch of brothers can't leave despite the bad things you are claiming are happening to them there.

If North is crime free amidst boko and haram, suicide bombings, Herdsmen menace, Southern Kaduna killings, etc, South East is heaven then. My brothers are republican in nature as I earlier lectured you. We survive amidst ALL odds.

Go figure out if any South Easterner can be found in your rehabilitation/internally displaced persons camp (IDP) up north.

Keep displaying cheap ignorance on here for the world to see.
Lol

papoudaupolos:
Its the Index that shows you how to Kidnap,Sell your babies,Rob, Sell drugs, fraud, and all the criminal activities you are living on

North is crime free!

papoudaupolos:
Yes your so-called Educational level doesn't achieve you with anything. In fact that's why we r having this argument.
Who need indexes gibberish when I can see things physically in Abia,Kano,Anambra, kaduna,Imo,Bauchi,kebbi....

Same reason you don't need index is why Boko is haram
Lol

papoudaupolos:
Honestly the South East is not anyway ahead of the north.
There is nothing you can show in terms of development you can brag we don't have.
We have our short comings as you too have yours in many ways.
There are very poor people in your side too that have to resort selling their babies or criminal activities to survive.
Some of our people choose to beg than to rob or kidnap.

I understand. Just for someone to feel good!

Poverty index I meant.... If only you are sincere.

Start from "Educationally disadvantaged/backward"

Then you move to global health index.

Lol

ABB

No sane Igbo son or daughter gives a damn about presidency gibberish!

Check out the Northerners who monopolised presidency and compare the poverty index with the South Easterners?

Tell me your result. Igbo is republican by nature hence survives against all odds.

Vote Buhari for 4 more years so their mumu reloads double fold.

jeeqaa7:
We cannot come and go and kee ourselves.. Dey have finished us already

Only in this regime.....

Snake has been introduced into corruption lexicon.

Corruption free Government.


Lol.


Snake kwa!

nkwuocha:
The man Don win.
The kind campaign him get for North, them no born any tribe well to contend. It's easy to get a PVC here na.Who born monkey?!? Cows go vote Buhari next year.

My voting him is to prove a point that Nigeria deserves what leadership it gets.

Lol

Ndi ofe

nkwuocha:
Una too small for igbos. We don't know how to play NIGERIAN POLITICS.Look around you, does Nigeria look like a country to you?!?And you call that politics because you sideline the igbos?!?!? Hahaha.
I want the Fulani man to win in the next 4 years. I just loooove the fact that you guys are enjoying your change. I don't feel sorry for the middle beltans. You all can burn in hell, through your masters sword or otherwise.

I'm tempted to vote for Buhari for next 4 years.

Walahi.

resurgentxtian4:
Let Buhari come for a 2nd term and let’s see who suffers more. You are in the process of successfully alienating the very same people who can help you get rid of Buhari.

I am a Christian and I know that this Government has not tried but i wont be railroaded by igbo blackmail to accept responsibility for Buhari’s actions. If anything, I would double down on my Support for him to spite the igbo. Now imagine what Muslims that are Yorubas feel about igbos’ behavior for the past 3 years. Insults and divisive rhetoric employed by the igbos will not get them anywhere. Rather, it will further earn them more enemies in Nigeria’s political space.

This is not the way to build consensus about any issue. We (the South) are giving Buhari is free pass to Aso rock for another 4 years just because the Igbos want to see yorubas suffer.

If Yorubas truly suffer in Nigeria as the igbos fervently pray for, the Nigeria we all have will cease to exist.

If igbos want to really see yorubas suffer, they should come out and challenge us in a war, bomb our cities and claim responsibility for it etc....

Stop wishing evil on Yorubas behind key pads and in the corner of your face me, I face you rooms in yorubaland ( most igbos live in Yorubaland).

God will never give igbos the satisfaction to see yorubas suffer. Igbos should get over the civil war defeat.

Must you be a stone age tribal bigot?..

OTUNBA Ayodele Fayose is an Igbo man?.

Chief FFK Is an Igbo man?


Aare KanKanfo, OTUNBA Gani Adams (who warned Fulani Herdsmen) is an Igbo Man?


Dr General OBJ.. Is an Igbo man (Already written PMB)

Bishop David Oyedepo (who placed curse on blood letting Fulani Herdsmen) is an Igbo man?

DELE MOMODU( who wrote open letter to PMB not to re contest) is an Igbo man?

And the list goes on........

Pls check if malaria symptom is manifesting hence your ill-directd vituperation against Igbos? Maybe someone is seeking for cheap attention?

Haba.!

Change the caption :

Why APC "CHANGE" is a farce.

APC = PDP

IkpuNnu:
Only fools and idiotic people of Biafra will buy this fake story from a drug addict..

He is definitely not happy, that all the false propaganda about Herdsmen killing is dying down hence his desperation. He did with IPOB and was shamed, the same treatment awaits him on this..

Propaganda may die down, but those who lost their loved ones and family breadwinner via fulani Herdsmen blood letting wont forget in a haste.

ABB

Nigerians on the streets know better.

If the chains are painful or the sweet change.

Time will tell.

IkpuNnu:
Political Vagabonds!!!

Makarfi: Spent 8 Years as Governor; Spent another 8 Years as a Senator, Then 2 Years as a PDP Chairman, what did he achieve in those 18 Years of looting our common patrimony? Moreover is a political paper weight in the North.

Atiku: Who wants to elect a president who will not go to 'Amelika'? He can only be president in the Idiotic Republic of Pigs.

Sule Lamido: This one has plethora of fraud cases in different courts in Nigeria.. No further evidence to show that PDP as a party reeks of corruption..Nigeria cannot go back to Egypt..

Shekaru: Another political comedian not worthy of further comments.

Dakwanbo; This clown that will struggle to win his ward let alone standing against Buhari in his State..

David Mark: A highly rated corrupt Senator, who has been hiding from the EFCC since he was reelected for the 5th time.. He collaborated with Jonathan and his wife and cornered almost 50% of the landed property belonging to FG in Abuja ...Please allow him to sleep out his remaining years in the Senate..before we remember his case....

Have you seen that they are either political thieves or vagabonds?

Sai Baba Till 2023...After Which Osinbajo/Elrufai Till 2031..

Delusion is when Mugabe thinks he can be president for life.

ABB.

MIKOLOWISKA:
govt doesn't have money for good road
private investor does
which do you prefer,road or no road
abi you think road just appears automatically



this country has been in chains for over 400 years
and we're surviving


you clearly do not

but it's very simple
use the free bad road
is not by force to use private road
i don't

400 years?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery. "As it has been, so shall it always be" count me out.!

Very soon, they will buy the air you breath and ask you to pay toll before breathing.

Every year, they appropriate your tax on humongous sums for road construction and maintenance, they turn around and concession it and ask you to pay additional tax for using same road. CHAINS EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
What a CHANGE!

MIKOLOWISKA:
not if it's privately funded it's not




road is meant for those that pay for it(not govt)




no it's not
it is your privilege to move wherever you can make a path(taxes and voting for good govt which you did not)


go live for jungle with wild animals and find out if your "rights" hold up

yep
clear you don't undersand private investments

Investor in public welfare good!

You would wake up one day to discover that those who promised you CHANGE CHAIN, have sold the entire country.

Then you would understand private investment clearly.!

MIKOLOWISKA:
self 1.inflicted chains
2.must u use the road
3.must u drive
4.must u live in lekki

1. Government inflicted chain <how = Road construction is a social welfare good funded via tax payers money. Concession of same amounts to CHAIN>

2. Yes. <Reason= Road is meant for all. Both the have and have not>

3. YES <Reason = it is my right to move without restriction or any limitation or CHAIN)>

4. YES <It is my fundermental right to live anywhere uninhibited without any encumbrance or CHAIN >

5.I hope this clarifies?

Chains everywhere you go.

One chance!

Pls sombiri helep me remember,

Which APC electioneering promise is kept?

1. 1$=1NGN?
2. CHANGE?
3. FUEL =N40?
4. N5K TO UNEMPLOYED?
5. FEEDING OF SCHOOL CHILDREN?
6. FREE MEDICAL CARE?
7. ETC......