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Greatest UI.
This is one school I'll miss not going to.
I so much love U.I

I believe the car would belong to a monarch or so for them to want to get it across the water at all cost.

But come to think of it, can those frail and fragile looking boats carry that beast without sinking?

May God have mercy on mankind.
I can't imagine someone probing my shyt hole.
If his dick is quite big n'ko?
Na to dey use pampers or sing deal with huggies.
May evil not befall me.

[size=15pt]Who will vote for him? The man must be stupid[/size]

@OP, your senses are lying down on a hot plate.

If he cares so much, he should join them.
Some TANoids are talking sense for the first time.

[size=20pt]Who is she? Is she that new girl Seun is Dating[/size]?

@OP, nice but poor cheap blog promotional technique

@OP I fvcking hate indian movies.

Too long, too many singing. No kissing or touching. Na only mouth love dem dey use.

Buushhiit.

Since she does mine, since she blows me, since I blow her too.
It's normal.

^your head correct.

This made me remember my secondary school days when LUKU breaks our lockers when we've gone home and sells our Texts for a stipend. Luku is now a hardened area boy.

[size=15pt]what do we have here. What do we call this? Heavenly or Suicidal Swag?[/size]

[size=20pt]Are those Chris Brown's shoe collection or he's at a shoe shopping mall?[/size]

Awwww so sad

40 whooping Billion Naira??

He should be killed immediately.


Wait how did they even got his bail for #350 Million Naira, when we all know that the real har working nigerians evens find it hard to amass #30 million in a year?

[size=15pt]May evil not befall us. Oh boy, Na to take am Go meet T.B. Joshua oo[/size]

[size=15pt]@OP what's the big deal hia? Simply ask """How una day?"""[/size] I hope that solves the problem now get out of hia..

May we not be victims of unfortunate circumstance(s).

[size=25pt]@Lalasticlala, tell prophet Seun that we've caught another one[/size]

[size=20pt]Wailing Wailers, buy your cold pure water Yes!!![/size] so as to wash your face after wailing finish.

I trust Hausa and Yoruba language.

All we pray for now is peace of mind in Naija so we can achieve even greater things.

May we not come to the world for coming sake alone. May we achieve great things. But we all must strive hard though.

RIP soldier.

Chai see life?
An early morning weather report from this girl can give you a good day.

You need to see those shapeless women on NTA. You don't need to be told that their own early morning weather report will worsen your day, even if na by mistake you tune to the station, you no go escape am.

My Church """Run For Your Life Ministries Inc""" still rocks.

If it's true, then best of luck to the chap.

I hope they've got """HOT""" CGPAs too. Cos no be only looks dey feed person o

Never ever be that kind to girls it's totally uncalled for, na you go buy her phone, na another man go dey spread her legs. Be wise. Use that money buy your mum a gift.

@OP e be like say na north korea you dey school?

This Airport wey look like ilorin airport compared to the JFK Airport is pure shyt

People have kept saying this stuff, but to God who made me I believe if Isreal steps beyond it's bound, then they'll know God takes no nonsense

How I wish I could see my dad's ATM and do this cool stuff.