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Being broke is a sin, it makes one think in wrong directions, but we've got to control our urge and emotions too.

captianfreeman:
Hallelujah

Bad man

Na today!!!

falconey:
3 WORDS!!!!

I'm so sorry.

I'm just trolling around ni jare.

Look at this OP.

Word that keep a relationship going are words like.

1. Send me your account details.
2. Have you gotten the alert? :/

3. Malam Audu brought a whole sale carton size of condoms, let's try each one of the together, oya bend over 4.

4. Did that aboki that sells viagra gave you mine to keep

5. Let's have weird sex. Me first I shyt in your mouth, you swallow

6. Your landlady looks haggardly sexy, let's have a 3-some.

7. Bae, you said you're a Virgin but the first time we did it my fist went in with no hassle. You're a bad market.

Add yours.

NairaMode:
Interesting... You are bold.
Generally, one can say you are a slut simply because culturally or socially it is not right (or awkward) for a lady to do that.
However, the rules and norms or morales have nothing on you if you are a rebel (acting against what is termed socially right).
So you are a slut but (personally) you are not a slut.

Woe unto thee, you just spoilt the fun and ended my hard on

This will surely make FP and when it does hit like.

P.S. Seems one of the mods are in love with Charly

Yeah you're on his mind cos he's picturing your plate number which should read "FRSC Man marries CLIENT"

Wetin man go do naw??
A man has be set to cheat from day one.
Men who don't have that urge have factory errors.
BTW. Let no mofo attack me cos I am of the Lord.

Wetin man go do naw??
A man has be set to cheat from day one.
Men who don't have that urge have factory errors.
BTW. Let no mofo attack me cos I am of the Lord.

I luff this girl all round. She was unfortunate to have wound up with that Gori guy.

Bae, come to papa.

BTW, you seem brighter that the future of Nigeria. Have you been fronting for Jik or Hypo??

Cos the last time I checked even Chioma who was fronting for Harpic is so black.

What does "Postinor" do??
I heard people now abuse it like Benilyn with Codeine.
End time Children using end time drugs.

[size=25pt]Father Lawd deliver us from evil what is that thing the baby is coming out of? What The phuck is in his mouth? What the Furck is below his jaw? [/size]

@OP, you're a devil pikin

Lol

Na which kind ragged cloth be this one wey she wear. She should at least dress better.

Abeg make somebody warn A.Y

Yep, it has a fact written inside of it for every one you buy.
Kinda lasted longer in the market than the popular ""SPRINT Chewing Gum"
And it's not #1 Naira it was lesser than that price.

I am hia to watch the grammatical juju blunders.

@OP, thou art stupid.

Thanks for sharing OP

I'd love to love this girl in real life. I just want to see her dad perfom his troubles for me in real life how he does in movies.

Brb

He Is worshipping the Lord in his sleep.

Thank God for your life and thank God you were not at the wrongest spot on that fateful day.

In all we do let us remember the day we'll die.
Money can't buy life.

That makeup artist must die, I swear...

alexasomba:
There is always someone who didn't pay attention to the post tittle.

Must you talk

Anyways sha, receive sense.

@OP, if I slap u ehn..

@OP you are very correct, I use one at home, but it's speed is frustrating. I have to stay up all night to download sometimes.

But if they can work on a consistent speed and better network, I swear there is going to be a large turn up on sales.

Visafone, wake up from your overdue slumber...

I must get an explanation or else, or else, or else.
Chai. Somebori must die.