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I love this shiit.

Wait o, don't try this with naija babes oo,

The only mathematical digit they love giving out is their account number.

Also the only calculation they love executing is addition of Naira to their account.

No southwesterner is saying such.
All those making this up are not in their right senses.

Who does Sahara reporters now drum for?

I saw German Chancellor Merkel on TV the other day she was the only one going around carrying her bag and a cup of tea.

Then I wondered what this would look like if it were Nigeria.

Do we not know that we're going to vacate all worldly positions one day.

Do we not know that we brought absolutely nothing to this world and would take not a pin with us when we depart.

#WeNeedToChangeOurSelves

Majek would have been like Marley, Jackson etc.

But when you don't realize that wrong decisions clouds the heart and so does the mind. You end up being the one people never wish to become in the society.

#MayWeNotFallFromGraceToGrass

Amen

Olharmide88:
It's also the strongest

[size=15pt]Let us do a 2 story building fall test for that phone and BB Torch 2 (9810) and see[/size]

#JustSaying

[size=15pt]ISIS is a sham, it's just a way some influential people in the world sort to enrich their pockets through defence budget allocation[/size]

But wait o, we tend to allocate more on defence than food.

Who are we fighting?

Man is it's enemy, are you seeing what I'm seeing.?

Who is dencia? Is she a porn star

And they say Naija go better, for where?

When professors too steal??

The pastor has prolly been preaching for 2 hours non stop.

Bad man, but if it were me, I'd have brought my Landlady.

[size=20pt]After food, the fastest thing that can kill a man is a woman, girls are the most heartless beings I've ever seen and heard of.[/size]

Read where one bathed her BF acid the other day.

Why do we have to hate and kill each other!

What a world

The reason why other brands are expensive is due to the quality built in them.

My BB Torch 9810 has been with me for 3 years running fine and well, I even have a Samsung S3 or so(I'm not a fan of that shiit but got it as a present) but I still prefer my BB.

There's nothing your phone can do that mine won't.

Modal of the story: Buy quality not Bogusity.

Forgive my english

Inec gave the certificate of return to Buhari and Osinbajo not Aisha

That ain't GEJ

Abeg make him just create jobs, na that one be the major koko.

Abeg make them search NL too,
Some TANoids are keeping loots as I heard though.

[quote author=PhockPhockMan post=35241046][/quote]Why take it personal? Do we have a problem?

[size=20pt]Holy Phock now that's what I call an expensive soap[/size]

My Igbo Kinsmen



[size=20pt]Keep Calm and House Boko.[/size]

Yeye family, teaching immorality to the public.

Wetin she dey sell go soon finish. E get some guys wey dey suck bobby destiny dry as in total dry.

Give her 10 years from now what am I even saying, give her 5 years.

[size=15pt]Looks like @Farano Leaky Leaky Yansh.[/size]

Gringos

Virgins are over hyped mother phukaz mehn

Yep

Pains and ruggedness though. Fractured my arm in school & learnt to defend myself cos I had a small stature back then.

Must you guys post errytin about these people.
What the phuck is worth celebrating in what she wore ??

I know she be like "OMG so this is yo fake a$s you've been parading on TV and Kanye has been spending on?"

May God deliver Kanye.

Still waiting for a blackberry that will be like 9810 in terms of ruggedness and handling.