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God speed to you all.

But while the others are thinking of searching for a job, please try creating one. Cos it's better making profit than earning wages. IMO.

Once more, God Speed.

This thread will only be a center of argument and place of trading accusations.

Tinubu has been quiet cos there's little or nothing he can do at this juncture.

This story even long pass the money na wa o

That ain't GEJ if it were him, he would not be the one to be arranging the cash. That's what the aids and S.As are there for.

I doubt it there's a way you can do that though

Better leave that family if you love yourself and value the future of your unborn kids. What would you tell them in the nearest future that kept you from your full potentials in terms of finance and reputation when they need your help the most...

Speaking from experience madam.

#ChooseWisely

The man don climax die!!!

LOLZ

Brb

Eeya

Mistaarhlohki:
Its called burantashi...Omo, u will have the strength of 100 horses in you..

I swear this is quite different kind of.

It all happened that my family was on a vacation, being a workaholic I stayed back and invited my most promiscuous friend "Baba Shege(Segun)".

Since there was no one to cook back home, I bought bread and he said we should go get a particular tea from Audu, I bought twice of Baba Shege's own owing to greed. And to God, I never knew what the tea would do.

The tea was quite minty, I took it with bread as we were watching the Channels NEWS @ 10, Only to see that the NEWS HEADLINE was giving me a hard on, quite strange innit? My friend already invited a girl and me being a Child of God(clears throat) was alone and my belle just dey pain me as I tried sleeping on my JT. But I called his attention and he said it's the tea.

The second day, we got the tea the second day, same thing happened, then I backed out.

The last time I did took the tea, my mum and dad were home with siblings, my JT was furious and roaring. I had to permanent my hands in my pocket to keep it down.

Since then, I only wave to Audu from afar and he's like "Kwastoumer(customer) I no buy tea?", and in my mind I be like na person wey you wan kill you dey look for.

ebamma:
you wan stay for Ajegunle catch pesin were dey for New york?

You be yeye man. Must you spoil my parole?

If you pick a naija girl up in this forget it you're in soup. You must marry her by force.

[size=20pt]@OP and you didn't put BB torch 2?[/size]

Runs babe always ain't got nothing to show for it. I swear.

If I go catch this gyal na to give her belle straight up.

[size=25pt]He must be a Yoruba man. They are so brilliant and tend to seek knowledge[/size]
But wait o, how does that pay the bill. #JustSaying

E get one aboki for my area wey dey sell tea pit some herbs like that. If you take that tea and you're not erect all through the night, fight me.

For those thinking it's ""Burantashi"" no it ain't.

swear this is quite different kind of.


It all happened that my family was on a vacation,
being a workaholic I stayed back and invited my
most promiscuous friend "Baba Shege(Segun)".
Since there was no one to cook back home, I
bought bread and he said we should go get a
particular tea from Audu, I bought twice of Baba
Shege's own owing to greed. And to God, I never
knew what the tea would do.


The tea was quite minty, I took it with bread as
we were watching the Channels NEWS @ 10, Only
to see that the NEWS HEADLINE was giving me a
hard on, quite strange innit? My friend already
invited a girl and me being a Child of God(clears
throat) was alone and my belle just dey pain me
as I tried sleeping on my JT. But I called his
attention and he said it's the tea.


The second day, we got the tea the second day,
same thing happened, then I backed out.
The last time I did took the tea, my mum and dad
were home with siblings, my JT was furious and
roaring. I had to permanent my hands in my
pocket to keep it down.


Since then, I only wave to Audu from afar and
he's like "Kwastoumer(customer) I no buy tea?",
and in my mind I be like na person wey you wan
kill you dey look for.

The likes of Jumia and Konga have spoiled business for the ordinary Nigerian on the streets in their shops. Hence so many lamentations, I pray Government hikes their tax by 500%.

@OP, I'm guilty of all these

May we not bite more that we can swallow, RIP to the dead

May we not bite more that we can swallow

[size=20pt]if I should take home to Mama, she'll just call me to one side and tell me "Deji, May evil not befall you oo"[/size] chai, make argument no come ensue between you and your wife make your eye don swell

Na them sabi

I suspect her to be @ggrin
#RunsHelterSkelter

And where is Nairaland FMCG?

That rascal deserves jail.





P.S don't forget to take Kamoru along to jail too.

Is that real?

I will just go and soak their KOBOKO inside hot water to increase it's flexibility and reach. #Lobatan