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Break up with her ass if she no believe you.

She's just like a school on public holiday, she's got no class what so ever

Tinubu Should be leveled to size.

Buhari should at least retrench about 1000 top military officers all round when his govt comes in.


The impunity is just overwhelming

To be honest repeating a class under this kinda situation is a blessing in disguise,



Abeg wey, @buygala

It is very rare of a kenyan to look like rokiatu.
PS the poster above is a greedy bloke, only you? 2 plots of land? Haba!!!

[size=25pt]Baba, now that you're there, can you arrest Kim Kardashian She's such a Bi*tch[/size]

If they lost their flowers let them go to Balogun Market, my eastern region nigga be selling flower 3 for #500

If Only the Phone could connect me to God, I have a million questions that need answers.

[size=15pt]Is that yansh or shey na ghanian fufu she pack full inside? Cos even padded yansh no fit look like this oo. *Grabs Glasses* *Checks Again* Holy F**K, my glasses just cracked. Na wa oo yansh wey dey break glass??. #WickedWorld[/size]








PS. To all dirty minds, I meant to say "Holy Funk"

I wonder how our politicians think. Do they not know that we brought nothing and we'll take nothing out of this world??

[size=40pt]I thought as much, all these things my landlady has been doing, so she has gone back to sleeping with that old goon, we shall see[/size]

[size=38pt]You meant to say she left the office of the first mother [/size]

[size=30pt]Holy F**k[/size]












Dirty minds , I meant to say "Holy Funk"

[size=20pt]See her legs like Rokiatu's own. Imagine that leg wrapped around someone's neck during s*x, chai, e go be like say man one use seat belt commit suicide ni mehn[/size]

Let's hope it's true

[size=20pt]is it the same kabiru that wanted to sell my land and house , so he later got arrested with the money bah. That boy na bastard[/size]

Lolz see the babe like one of our Mods.

The baby is like

"Chai, what a wicked world, anyway sha it's better going back than being born to a nigerian yahoo boy and olosho"-what a bad combo

JJCE:
am in need of anybody that can connect me with somebody who can help me with SOA, i know its not gonna be free, the person dat promise to help have let me down, or what can i do,, cos my intake is september, and am yet to apply for visa, need urgent advice...

Holy Fu*k!!!!!

Argh argh like seriously??





And for those of you with a dirty mind

I meant to say "Holy Funk"

Luvace:
hello house. do i get another sponsor cos a sum of 2m+ was paid into my dads account as rent within 3days. i know dis can be termed money lodgement, please how do i handle this situation? i intend applying soonest. Thanks.

Write a letter addressing it, tender the receipt, point it out in the SOA. And just make sure you convince the VO that it was rent payment. You can also tender the property documents too. IMO.

Some peeps and their unlettered manner of approach sha...

The last time the OP tried using that cream, we had to get him a fire extinguisher.

This is the reason me an my nigaas were deported the last time

We tried to rip-off the bonnet and doors of a gold plated car , only to be caught at the airport as the doors and bonnet could not fit into our traveling bags.

@ggrin is that you in that DP
Chai TMB (Twerk My Brain)
So all those yansh na fake yansh
Chai, money has gone down the drain oo

Make I see what's gonna pop up.

Oh boy, I applaud the creativity of this race.

countsparrow:
Was it paper or online route? And how long did it take for u to get d denial
Sorry I couldn't answer ur question, I am a newbee ere

You are so damn funny

justicia:
Dear House, I was delayed yesterday. The only reason ticked is financial resources. I want to reapply ASAP cos my admission is for Fall, 2015. I used my Dad and my Uncle as sponsors. My Dad is retired and I suspect the V.O. felt the money in his acct wasn't good enough. He had 3.8M out of which he was to support me with 3.5M as stated in his letter of Sponsorship. My Uncle had 2.1M in his acct and he wrote in his letter of Sponsorship that he will support me with 4M, although his pay package showing that he earns 11m per year was attached + his land docs. Can I use only my Uncle for this 2nd app and tell him to beef up his acctt or should I use a fresh sponsor. Pls advise. I feel sad but I wana stay focused cos I know I can still get it cos there is time. Thanks!

I do not know much, but why don't you get your dad to deposit his funds into your uncle's account for the time being(don't do it suspiciously oo, do am slow slow they're kinda wise too) and let your uncle beef up his account. Also try to get him to make a notarized affidavit stating how much he's supporting you with and a letter of intro from his firm stating his position, pay scale, and other infos like that. Also let his bank give a letter of confirmation on his SOA too. My 50 cent