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LadyMercedes:
You should see my mum's car key. FC Barcelona Keyholder, attached to a Bank Keyholder, attached to the house keys, with the key to the generator house.

My dad, on the other hand, only has the house key, and a bottle opener (don't ask).

The emboldened

divinelove:
Just thinking aloud, i have a small car with its speedometer maximum speed at 240km/h, now this is a 1.6l 4cyclinder 115hp small car. can this car ever be able to move at this speed even when brand new given the small engine and horsepower. or is the manufacturer messing with us by putting its speedometer max at 240km/hr

Kindly note that many 3.3l V6 with 180hp has its speedometer max at 220 or 180km. Then whats going on

It may be possible for that car to achieve that if you have an even stretch unobstructed road. Meanwhile...that speedometer could be installed on your car to cut cost of production by the company cos it would cost extra to produce specific speedometer for every variant they'd be producing for that year or later, what you need to really check is your tachometer, I believe that can't be compromised cos it measures the speed at which the vehicle engine is running either in terms of rotation of flywheel or shaft movement. I hope this helps.

Moderate bow leg with straight foot! Hell yea . K leg? I don't even wanna see her knees touching each other

Alvin007:
Found a perfect pic for number 3...'clogged catalyst ish'

Doesn't always mean a clogged catalyst in most cases, could be an engine burning rich and that happens when you have a faulty spark plug or not getting required amount of power at your spark plug which could be a result of faulty ECU hence fuel slips into the exhaust. This is one the whys some mercedes benz have 2 2plugs to one cylinder for cleaner combustion.

alien1:
funny enough am aware of this venture,i also have a farm on the side back in my home town also but i am tired of being idle which is why i am trying to get engaged with something such as learn a trade since i cant get a job, but i want to ensure its done in a reputable firm coz who knows one might be retained.

Cool then, what did you plant on your farm?

Meanwhile, Na when you serve finish you go no say all that "what are you studying?... Just finish nysc and let me know" are jokes .

Maybe your destiny is never to work under someone, rather, be the shot caller. Why don't you go big on the farming thing, map out your own strategy. I have one already, my money are in Tbills now, my maturity is before Easter and by then oil will be ready again so... I make passive income while I do nothing and before you know it you may see something viable to invest. Next you know , you're busy round the clock.

Makuping as used my our overnight female artist
English is so much tougher than Mathematics but people don't know it... Just take a look at the pic below.

Mehn...that's some serious shii there bro. I admire your courage and taking the bull by the horn. There are little or no work anywhere... Believe me, it's been a Lil over a year since nysc and no job yet. But I'm going to hand you a trick...i apply to prospective jobs in different states I know I can cope or make it to the interview i:e I have a CV with a port Harcourt address and another for lagos where I am, this way your odds are higher.

I've been thinking the better way to go is to be an entrepreneur. I understand it's hard to be an entrepreneur considering the capital factor but did you know a bottle of palm oil is sold for #500 now in the market!... Check out this breakdown.

Palm oil is cheapest during Easter, this past Easter it was sold in my hometown for #7k and now it's sold in the market for 14k.

If I have 1.5m for this business, it will go like this :

Buy 200 20lr kegs, each at #300, therefore

200 X #300= #60,000

Cost of purchase at Easter #7,000

#7,000 × 200 = #1,400,000

Your total expenditure is now #1.460 000 and you have a balance of #40,000 which will go into transportation, man power and other logistics. You store them up until times like this that It's scarce, remember the market value now is #14k per 20lr. Let's do the estimate..

200 x #14,000 = #2,800,000

subtract your capital

#2,800,000 - #1,500,000 = #1,300,000

Isn't this cool money! And you may sell it even higher cos the price is still jumping. In less 8months you've made almost double of your capital. Even if you're not going to make that much profit... You can't make nothing less than #1million in profit.

I'm in your shoes OP and I'm thinking about looking inward.

OBTSubtle:
Im not hating..

But that last nigga needs another shoe..

Is that the only one he has?? Every pic. That same shoe..

Seems he has one bad leg too... He's got that limp pose most of his pic.

*just an observation tho *

He needs this cassava in his life rectum
May be then the polarity in his cerebral cortex will switch back to stock mode

Help me ask ham ooo


Meanwhile...did you know someone was banned for posting this casava on a thread

This guyman above me is trying to be a smarty pant and if for one thing I hate, is people trying to play on my intelligence . For this reason I refuse to be played to answer the guyman above me... But OP, the poster below me is just the perfect mouthpiece to tell them.

PaperLace:
I will definitely enlighten him.
He doesn't take Odeku...
It's men that are actually more guilty of attaching all their house keys to their car key...

Kinda true. Imagine you're being stalked/followed like the gif bellow, then you bolt to your car to make a get away only to start searching for the ignition key among the numerous keys, at this point one is tense to compose him or her self.

LadyMercedes:
Wow!

Thanks, we learn everyday. I had NO idea.

You're welcome darling

PaperLace:
lols.
@ teddy bear. Thanks a lot...

You're welcome Madam...enlighten Oga too, that bonanza Odeku opener on his car key ring might cost him more. You don't want oga to kaju sóke (eyes up) saying, "arabìrín! .. No ask me money for shopping this month, I just changed sucking key, hammer, ECU and recoding, just be dishing Gari and eba, I won't complain."

Lexxyburg:
I do natural drug, 420

That inspiration is inspiringly inspirational

Lexxyburg:
I do drugs too so drugs isn't the cause of your misfortune it's laziness.

hard drugs or soft drugs?!


Meanwhile... Did you hear someone was banned for saying "strolling by" and posting a pic of a rare cassava... Just strolling and cassava ooo

I've seen a baby benz started with a fork through its ignition. I did a Lil research and found out the culprit is having too much weight dangling on your key ring in the ignition as it causes the ignition key to rub off the thread pattern in the ignition, in the long run..You'll figure almost any key can open your ignition.

So... Ladies if you're fond of putting your whole house key and that teddy bear on your key ring, remember it does more harm than it looks cute. And for the gentlemen and guy men(my category) . I know you hate to scamper for opener everytime a profusely perspirating Odeku is standing on your table hence you carry one on your car key ring cos it's hard to forget your car keys , the best part is it's even more frustrating you rush to open the Odeku and the opener bends, we all know nothing makes a man motivated to drink than that crisp "Ptshh" sound hence you invest on a more original which is heavier.

So ladies and gentle GUYmen, I hope I have been able to convince and not confuse you that having more weight on your ignition transforms your ignition to an ASHAWO key.


In other news... Did you hear someone was banned for just strolling and posting a rare cassava ... Just strolling and cassava ooo