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HealthRe: Deformed Baby Delivered In Kaduna Hospital (Viewers' Discretion Advised) by modsRbastard: 4:52pm On Nov 04, 2016
Anyone seen that mortal kombat trailer? Where Jax was interrogating scorpion, detailing reptiles profile and how he was born...

CelebritiesRe: Female Fans Complain About Tekno's "Cassava" Size [PICS] by modsRbastard: 3:37pm On Nov 04, 2016
This how you know pornó has eaten deep into the souls of Naija girls, they want those superficial díck they see in pornó.

Besides, he's in a pool, what were they expecting to see. Meanwhile, some díck are shower and some grower.

Modified: D fück is wrong with NL changing my words angry
RomanceRe: Should I Tell My Friend I Caught The Girlfriend Cheating Or Mind My Business? by modsRbastard: 2:04pm On Nov 04, 2016
Passy089:
I caught my friend's babe cheating with another guy and she knew I saw her and she has been begging me not to talk. If I keep quiet now and My guy later finds out I knew about it I will become a bad friend...


If I talk it could be the end of a 4yrs old relationship!!!
I'm even scared the girl may set me up if I decide to talk.
guys Advice pls.
Don't do it. But keep the evidence for future reference.

RomanceRe: "I Gave Him All My Heart And He Did This To Me" -Heartbroken Lady Laments. PICS by modsRbastard: 3:02pm On Nov 03, 2016
Siberia101:
Nawa her looks is so dirty I'm sorry to say
I been think say na only afonja dey dirty (stereotypically) na undecided
Foreign AffairsRe: Sweden Import Waste For Energy As The Country Run Out Of Waste by modsRbastard:
Aba come to mind
CrimeRe: Watch Wicked Man Brutalizing His Gf In Public - Pix by modsRbastard: 11:58am On Nov 03, 2016
I just dey remember all this Shao kahn voice for background of mortal kombat when you make a 12% damage hit and 25% damage combo grin.

Shao Kahn: 15% damage hit = hahahaha

Shao Kahn: 25% Combo hit = outstanding

Then comes the almighty "finish him" cheesy

Me i like to give female opponents low back sweep to see their pusssy, the only female fighter that doesn't open pusssy is Sindel
CelebritiesRe: Meet Female Police Officer With The Biggest Butt In Africa (photos) by modsRbastard: 11:49am On Nov 03, 2016
LA click la bend
PoliticsRe: Why U.s. Is ‘slow’ In Helping Nigeria Recover Stolen Assets – Envoy by modsRbastard: 11:46am On Nov 03, 2016
Is it their fault! angry
FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Man Forces Wife To Sleep With Stranger For $3000 by modsRbastard: 11:30am On Nov 03, 2016
I don't blame the dude...she a hoe angry

BusinessRe: Woman Who Bought A Brand New Venza From Her Hair Business Shares Her Story(pics) by modsRbastard: 8:16pm On Nov 02, 2016
unclezuma:
grin grin grin grin


https://i.imgur.com/49V0EMa.gif

Her husband right now...

grin grin grin grin
Lmao grin

Meanwhile... Smellymouth, this unclezuma don dey rival you ooo
WebmastersRe: Facebook Restores Account Of Amonia Rita Stewart, Lady Who Wrote Mark Zuckerberg by modsRbastard: 11:13pm On Nov 01, 2016
Ekakamba:
When you try to remove her panty and she pretends to be asleep, then she slowly lifts her waist to help you remove them.That's when you know you made it in life grin cool

RomanceRe: Yoruba Man Weds Ibibio Lady In Lagos (Pics) by modsRbastard: 11:37am On Oct 31, 2016
RIZLER:
yoruba women are uncouth I will exchange them anyday for igbo women
May you see the light and not perish in prejudice; quite the irony with news making the rounds from "ataam Cucumber" to "he must be a donkey" and "I was a lesbian back then but he wants to blackmail me", I'm sure you didn't miss those threads. I've dated varieties (tribes), my Anambra ex told me she did it cos she wanted to be bad, I was stunned but didn't express my shock. My point is...cheating is no respective of any tribe, it is an individual thing.
RomanceRe: Yoruba Man Weds Ibibio Lady In Lagos (Pics) by modsRbastard: 10:49am On Oct 31, 2016
wristbangle:
cool. That's nice. Looking forward to that and don't mind people saying we are demons as if other tribes don't cheat too. sad
I tire for all this people oo undecided, Na jeje person go dey love them before they we come and waken person demon with all their cheating and infidelity angry. There's always a big bang theory behind every yoruba demon. undecided cry

CelebritiesRe: Bone Talk Nwanne That's The Fact by modsRbastard: 10:47am On Oct 30, 2016
motive:
Bone talk nwanne,It's not just about Chidinma,
My problem is that after some girls have used cucumber to destroy their pleasure island, tomorrow they get married to one innocent young man like my good neighbour uche and they will say he can not satisfy her,
How can he satisfy you when you have dualized the narrow road to double lane.
Very soon una go make am federal road by using tubers of yam...

Mtcheww
Na why tekno sing song to subtly inform guys say banana and Cucumber no dey do this girls anymore, Na cassava size fit do ham now... My brother, can you imagine that upgrade. Soon he go be yam and maybe we might here Iroko timber soon.
CultureRe: Remember Babalorisa Tyomolu, Dopest Babalawo? He is Still Stunting! by modsRbastard: 5:23pm On Oct 29, 2016
Cool... That's some next level shiit #Stoked
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Lagos Fashion Week (Pics,Video) by modsRbastard: 9:46am On Oct 29, 2016
INTROVERT:
grin


Is it just me or he lookedike RAYDEEN with that bowler hat.
Nice move, great proposal and happy married life.

kiss kiss kiss kiss
You mean to say Kung Lao

PhonesRe: What Do You Do When Your Phone With A Non Removable Battery Falls Into Water?? by modsRbastard: 7:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
diva90:
Lol so funny that you asked cos my husband asked me what we were going to do with all that rice as well and I told him that we will still eat it cheesy
But then I figured that it might be a bad idea
I couldn't help but ask, my mind was on a casserole lol.
PhonesRe: What Do You Do When Your Phone With A Non Removable Battery Falls Into Water?? by modsRbastard: 7:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
diva90:
Lol! Google is your friend boo! I didn't invent that method...
Seriously... How's Google gonna answer question of what happened to your rice.

This reminds me one time, back in school; some dudes visited my cousin(female) cos they're a crew and they felt overly comfortable that they made Eba in a bowl she use as potty. You know how girls don't use potty cos they think it's embarrassing and don't use the WC directly for fear of toilet disease which seems expensive treating on campus. My cousin enter, see them dey hustle Eba for her potty bowl, niggas even dey ask her if na Gari Ijebu grin. My cousin just lock up.
This is why I don't use women stuff without asking.
HealthRe: 16 Amazing Health Benefits Of Cucumber by modsRbastard:
Miss Chidinma Okeke was really bitter and disappointed at her below part performance in the video cos she realize it would ha e been one awesome video if she had the below Cucumber

PhonesRe: What Do You Do When Your Phone With A Non Removable Battery Falls Into Water?? by modsRbastard:
diva90:
Switch it off immediately, try to get out as much water as you can and store it in an air tight pouch full of rice.
I did it when my iPhone 6 fell into the toilet
Did I read that right! shocked. Pls, tell me what later happened to that rice.

This is why visiting a woman and being entertained is dangerous, una don make person get phobia for Cucumber; now person go dey fear to drink ordinary water for una house.... Which kind wahala be this ehn! angry

Car TalkRe: Innoson Release Another SUV Model (photos) by modsRbastard: 4:59pm On Oct 26, 2016
LadyMercedes:
What the hell is the guy even saying? It;s bad enough he's saying Benz copies BMW. But, Audi? They're not even the same class!!! angry
I simply have no idea what that dude is talking about, such insult.
Car TalkRe: Innoson Release Another SUV Model (photos) by modsRbastard: 10:43am On Oct 26, 2016
agabaI23:
Hyundai is a copy cat, Kia copies everything even MERCEDES-BENZ copies Audi and BMW...

So it is no crime I guess because thr big boys also cry.
If LadyMercedes catch you with this your emboldened statement, you'll get the schooling of your life. angry cheesy grin
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Deslog Energy Services Limited by modsRbastard: 7:31am On Oct 26, 2016
I got the same message but I think it's more of a professional training thingy. Just hoping someone with more Intel could share
BusinessRe: Lagos Emerges Fifth Largest Economy In Africa by modsRbastard: 10:19pm On Oct 25, 2016
Clinton9000:
Fifth Largest economy based on deceit and monopoly...controlling the only functioning seaports in Nigeria and also largest airport. If yorubaa have basic human conscience expected of a human, go out on the streets, protest that Federal government should allow the seaports and riverport in Calabar, Warri, Onne, Port Harcourt and Onitsha to function to their full capacity without federal government interference. Also, allow the Enugu, Uyo, Owerri, Asaba, Calabar airports to function to their full capacities with direct flights, then we'll praise you even if Lagos clinch the number one economy in Africa because I think it's based on level playing ground but right now...LAGOS IS A MONOPOLY AND INDIRECTLY SANCTIONING THE WICKEDNESS AND EVIL BEING METED ON SE AND SS!
I see how you leave out the whole North from your clamor, speaks volume of someone who wants true federalism. Anyways... There is a reason each state has a legislator in the house of reps, what are your legislators doing there? It was aired on the news that lagos legislators are soliciting for better allocation to further drive lagos through development, even tho they were rebuffed, effort was still made. What are your legislators doing in Aso Rock other than saying "NAY" to Lagos
CelebritiesRe: Falz And Simi Release More Romantic Photos, Fans Go Gaga by modsRbastard: 5:03pm On Oct 25, 2016
Kingsley1000:
ycee have already licked that pvvssy
ycee after licking and eating her pvs.sy grin grin

PropertiesRe: Ghana's Oldest Storey Building Over Three Centuries Older Than That Of Nigeria by modsRbastard: 7:47am On Oct 25, 2016
YorubaStinks:
That building is the only reason why i don't use the "N" word (Nigga)

Imagine what my ancestors went through

They were shackled with a heavy chain, dumped in an overcrowded ship, stayed for about 8 months at sea, without food and water, they shiit where they were sitting, they didn't bath, they didn't brush their teeth, some died on the voyage and they were taken to America to do a hard labour and at the end of the day, those evil white people will call them "Niggers"

And some Foolish kids who can't stay without their phones or Internet for 3 hours, kids who doesn't know how it feels like to sit on one spot shackled with chain for 9 months will have the effrontery to use that word

If i ever hear someone around me use that word, I'm done being your friend or talking to you
Millz404:
Watsup niqqa grin
Lol.... Blacks are only allowed to call themselves that
Its sacrilegious coming from somebody of another race. Na beating the person go collect
Niccur thanks for schooling that Niccur above you, I was just about to take em to school but you did that already.
It hurts hurts white folks who have blacks as friends when they having a convo and Niccurs be like:

Blackdude1: yo Niccur, I told y'all I was gone smash that bítch; Dawg I beat y'all to it cos y'all games ain't tight. Niccur!

Blackdude2: Niccur what you tripping for, ain't no body hustling you for that nappy headed ricketing skanky puşsy wench Niccur, word on the street is she screw a Cucumber over you. Dawg! You low balling Niccur.

Whitedude: *walks in overheard a few, excited to hit the convo* what are you Niccurs talking about?...

And this happens.

CelebritiesRe: Lydia Forson Celebrates Her 32nd Birthday Today (Photos) by modsRbastard: 4:30pm On Oct 24, 2016
Can't believe this is news undecided
CelebritiesRe: Braless Lady 'Scatters' MAMA 2016 Red Carpet. Adjudged Worst Dressed by modsRbastard: 11:30am On Oct 23, 2016
Bítches ain't shït but hoes and tricks angry

CelebritiesRe: Online User Slams Olamide As Wizkid Massively Defeated Him In The MAMA2016 Award by modsRbastard: 11:06am On Oct 23, 2016
Extract from : 'prayer for client - Olamide'


"Ko ni da fu n church mind, leyin kowo mi tipe.
Chilling, chilling, wo o bobo gbagbe
international recognition wo o bobo gbagbe
shee ye ni Maami maje, wo o bobo gbagbe
Omo ki la’wo mi maje? wo o bobo gbagbe"
FashionRe: Who Would Believe These Lovely Shoes Were Made In Nigeria? (Pics) by modsRbastard: 11:04am On Oct 23, 2016
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CelebritiesRe: Olamide Badoo Gets Tattoo On His Leg, Check It Out by modsRbastard: 6:10pm On Oct 22, 2016
HelenBee:
smh...Yahoo, Tattoo , sports betting, pornography ,celebrity gossips and social trend, has made the Nigerian youth a little less than a fool. We know nothing, we create nothing. This na pesin 'roles model' o.
At least he didn't tattoo a Cucumber like some role model across the Niger grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Queen Adaobi Nzekwe's Video With Miss Anambra by modsRbastard: 5:37pm On Oct 22, 2016
vivaciousvivi:
And your point after digging through your picture archives is what again kid? undecided undecided
HOEism is the new FEMINISM... Got it! y'all bítches need to find a positive purpose and stop whorïng your dignity. Comprende! Perra grin grin

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